Men in Black reboot

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Are we getting Nordic Jay this time?

No, more like this

This time nigger is smart and experience and white guy is a comic relief

Forest Whittaker in…

Or Morgan Freeman

there are only two options

I'd like a straighter adaptation of the comics, though it would probably work better as a TV series. Two shady Government agents doing day to day work, sometimes involving the paranormal, like a more darkly humorous X-Files.

it's going to be Michael B. Jordan

You mean John Boyega

you spelled Key & Peele incorrectly

You made 9 mistakes in Bill Cosby

I wouldn't even be mad.

They're going to cast one of the young comedic negroes as the serious, too-old-for-this to show his depth.

You see Jaaaay. When. The ALIENS. Comeattackinggg…. All, you, got,ta, do. is.
Giveemabitofthe weaponized BLACKDONG. for their HOOTYHOLE.

More like Men in Blackface.

I would like to see a shot-for-shot remake of Men In Black with Bill Cosby playing every role.

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Is PunPun raysist?

No, he's a bird.

Kevin Hart is going to be in it.

Why are they reboot new shit though? I mean it was neither a failure or made in an era with shitty technology.