Tfw no doe-eyed autistic dutch wife to snuggle with

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She's autistic?

she's a traditionalist so obviously

Good point.

she follows me on Twitter

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No joke she legit looks like Elliot Rodger

take this crap back to 4chan where it belongs, loser

Yeah! We have standards here at /tv, and this post falls far below them!

Eh, she looks like she doesn't age well. Like a russian woman or something, also very skinny so her kids will be and I want thicc kid genes passed down.

t. nigger

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Why can't I be Styx?

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I wish everyone was more like Based Styx

this may be more your style

what kind of noises does she makes as styx gifts her his 10.2 cock?

She recites the NAP.

Styx? I thought that was John Lennon.

TAKE IT BACK FAGGOT

How could it be John Lennon when he's dead?

wow

get a load of this guy

counterbumping the kiwi slag