Where the fuck did she find a tattoo artist in the post-apocalyptic world...

they sure did dyke her up for the sequel didn't they?

A neutered dog isn't this gay.

The Romans wondered where the fuck the Britons found tattoo artists in the Iron age.

Don't question it, it's kino.

It was an alien tattoo artist with an omega-level certificate

That word is synonymous for cancer so sounds about right

The funny part is there's no difference user interaction wise

That's the main character of the game?

Gays aren't as faggy as Naughty Dog either

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So there's gonna be a new loli in this one, right?

I only even played the first one because of the pedobait.

I knew pedos have shit taste since they like loli but can't you at least be attracted to some cute lolis, not this ellen paige caricature?

I also like Ellen Page, but even irl Ellen isn't as dykey as nu-Ellie

as for why I like Ellen Page, I don't know. Call it a disease if you'd like.

Yes, sexual attraction towards ugly lil boys is a disease.

Wait, so she's a guy now?

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TLOU wasnt a bad game if you played it on the correct difficulty. infact, if you chose the proper difficulty from the start, its actually really fun.

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Jesus christ, that voice doesn't even fit the character and the lip sync is terrible. Also what the fuck is he, a black viking?

How do you fuck up a game about giant robot dinosaurs?

Anything but good things are possible in the modern videogame industry

more importantly, where did she find the drugs to make it so that she looks like a teenage boy.

It was a teenage boy all along.

sorry to hear you played it on the wrong difficulty user. you missed a good game.

it takes place in the future where man has reverted to a prehistoric state. This is what the game dev thinks the future will look like. similar to the future mexicans in southpark.
but its from the perspective of an ugly white girl with college dreadlocks that somehow isnt brown like literally the rest of future humanity.

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It will have romance.

Maybe the big twist at the end is that she will save the world from the brown flood that ruined the earth and will bring a white utopia

somebody needs to edit the maga hat on this.

that animation looks way too fast

Okay, that's the best SFV porn i've seen all day

what a gay

she looks like a 16 something teenager. tbh it wouldn't be too surprising for a teenager to do something stupid impuslively.

Because she needs to look cool to the fucking kids who will buy this game, and tattoos are kewl amirite

she looks mixed but white leaning tbh.

tattoos are more of a degenerate femenism thing nowadays user.

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Great band.

tattoos are prehistoric, are you retarded

where do you think "TRIBAL TATTOOS" as a style fucking came from you god damn idiot

No I mean it looks like the animation was sped up to 1.5 or something. It doesn't look natural.

Now that's some quality acting

They already fucked it up by having the character never shut the fuck up while in combat

confirmed virgin kek

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Tattoos were done by tribals and prison convicts (at least in Eastern Europe back in 20the century), and by sailors. It's not a very complex thing. I can't even call her tattoo particularly outstanding or complex.

Hipsters?

But that's the thing. Hipsters don't create anything, they just appropriate shit nobody but small communities of autists or people who died decades ago did or had.

To be fair, they are pretty good at making random scribbles and calling them art.

That is the worst shit ever that games do now.

WHICH THEY STOLE FROM PICASSO WHO STOLE IT FROM 2-YEAR-OLD CHILDREN

Yeah I suppose your right, pardon my ignorance.

Why would she risk getting an infection though? In a survival scenario where you hardly ever interact with other human beings, there is literally zero reasons to have a tattoo

who knew

By not using the Dino Riders license. If they want to attract the weeb audience, they'd gone with mecha spiders instead.

tattoos are ancient, otzi man had 61 of them and he lived around five thousand years ago

Hilariously bad.

"hilariously bad" is when the producer hires his family to voice characters. this is depressing because everyone involved in that webm, except the person who played it and recorded it obviously, probably makes 6 figures. it's disgusting.

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Oh hey, she looks like a FUCKING DYKE. How about that. Guess the childhood lesbian miscegenation wasn’t just a one-off.

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You’re mentally ill, yeah. You like a dyke who looks like a boy, and since you’re a boy, that’s faggotry.

I thought Ellie was a chick.

Respect, she's got some serious ink. Like a Russian mobster fresh from a Siberian prison camp.

this is why you don't do heroin and lesbian kids. It'll kill ya.

I never expected quality, but I'd fucking love some logical consistency at least

It's obvious that got it right - they're prioritizing edgy-teenager-appeal over anything else

Modern developers are so self-absorbed I doubt appealing to anything except their own fantasies is off the table.

GOTTA FUCK FAST!

Man there's some genuine talent there.

Why does she have the body of a man?

Man, Norman Reedus is getting a lot of work these days.

jesus fuck how much time was spent on this

fuck the fucking, that quality is what has me erect

The main character comes back from falling off a balcony onto a piece of rebar. I doubt a tattoo is going to do much. Even if it did, the writers would probably pull something out of their ass about how her fungus immunity somehow makes her immune to staph infection.

Because females with female bodies are unrealistic.

Why did they run with this as a base concept, though? There's something so bland and unappealing about it, you'd think this was an extra that walked off the set of the Walking Dead. Even the first game didn't make that mistake.

I'll give you a hint.

They fired the black guy.

For fuck’s sake, it looks like 12 FPS sped up to 30. I was waiting for this shit for so long. Is it really that bad looking? The previews were much better.

I want AAA games to die.

Never mind, the full thing looks fucking amazing.
my.mixtape.moe/zknggn.mp4

I can't help but think that SJWs have a very loose definition of a "death threat." Maybe they consider "this is fucking stupid and you need to kill yourself" as a death threat, which is like a low-level internet insult to anyone who's been using the internet more than 15 minutes.

It's a mystery.

What a fucking rip off.

Jess Phillips, a British politician considers the phrase "I wouldn't even rape you" to be a rape threat. Take from that what you will.

QUALITY OC COMING THRU FAST

sanic dosent candams lel she pergentz

For that super dyke, it will.

laziest way for tryhard edgy shit

PREGNANT WITH THE HEDGEHOG GENE

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is it just me or is this fucking terribly animated? also the nigger woman looks fucking horrifying and whats wrong with the dude?

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I thought that when lesbian girls change from child to adult their skin naturally produces tattoos and their hair gets cut and they start getting fat.

god damn that's horrible

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Why try to think of fiction/fantasy elements as realistic? I never understood this. It's just art design for a shity game and they needed to have some kind of "change" on her character that's also visible.

Because fiction needs a vestige of realism to maintain suspension of disbelief and general tension, otherwise you enter a realm of pure "it's magic I gotta explain shit" asspulls.

You can get away with having people throw fireballs out of their hands because such things don't exist in reality, so you can invent whatever rule govern such a feat yourself and people will go with it, but if you have a scene where someone gets decapitated and they go around like nothing happened you need some way to explain such an unnatural event taking place.

Basically, fantasy elements work because they are fantasy, but things we have in reality require an explanation if they do not adhere to our own experiences.

There still at least be a lot of Ellie rape porn right?
Feel free to do a story time loli fans
myhentaicomics.com/index.php/Ellie-Unchained-1

myhentaicomics.com/index.php/Ellie-Unchained-2

It's funny. Because there more Rape and sexual slavery in women prisons than male prisions. If anything. Ellie herself should be a rapist in a post apocalyptic world.

That's hilarious if true.

for britcuck politicians everything is rape, except rape done by moslems; then it's just a cultural misunderstanding or white racism

That's clearly a guy.

You forgot when it's done by fellow politicians or the police.

I've never actually seen any last of us gameplay; I assume it's like some kind of casualised linear survival game where you play as a post apocalyptic hipster? But normalfags treat it like it's good + naughty dog so I don't know.

It's very true. Also Lesbians domestic violence rates is so high for a small population. Even Liberal news media admit it exist. But You don't hear feminists bitch about women on women rape.
m.newsok.com/article/3922988

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/a-same-sex-domestic-violence-epidemic-is-silent/281131/

m.huffpost.com/us/news/lesbian-domestic-violence

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what the fuck america?

dykes being violent psychos isn't an American thing.

i mean the image with the tweets

**just an American thing rather

BLM actually rioted over a white man winning the super bowl. And yes majority of liberals on twitter blamed Donald trump for Patriots victory.

At this point I honestly can't tell if those tweets are suppose to be sarcastic or serious.

It's funny because Canadians suck at football and they get ass hurt over a American sporting event.

TRust me. They are very real. You should Facebook and tumblr ass hurt.

HALF OF THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE BLACK

THE WINNING PLAY WAS DONE BY A BLACK GUY

blm and similar groups need to be sent back to kindergarten

a) tattooing only needs something sharp and some ink
b) society survived in large numbers, still occupying cities in the game

Maybe it's intentional, big budget for a shitty game that will fail so they can claim they lost more than they did and get moved into a better tax bracket.

Fixed.

I can't even laugh at it. I'm just glad I'm not American and I feel bad for the sane people who have to share a country with these people.

It's not all bad, as long as you don't live in a big city the amount of them drastically decreases. though sometimes only to be replaced by retards on the other end of the spectrum

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Pure cohencidence.

THE MEMES, JACK

Don't feel bad for us. We're taking it back.

Manlets, they will never learn

Is that actual, official art? Fucking shit, she really does, no joke, look exactly like a teenage boy.

Where are her breasts? She doesn't even have small ones. They look exactly the same as skinny-guy pecs, as far as one can tell from the picture.

She looks like she went DOWN a chest size from when she was younger.

Go back to Holla Forums and stop ruining Holla Forums and stop trying to ruin Holla Forums. Worse than fucking cuckchanners.

What did he mean by this.

They're taking the Telltale route of trying to de-sexualize her character to stop people from jerking it to a shitty Ellen Page clone.

Well she is a dyke so she's going to rapidly get progressively uglier and uglier as she ages.

True, but they'll never portray it like that. ND will just do the same old weird juggling act where they try to make a female character without any feminine features to avoid criticism for anything attractive, yet emphasize her being a woman 24/7. It explains why they love trannies so fucking much, they can have all the makeup and long hair as they desire, as none of it will ever make them remotely passable, let alone fuckable, so no flak for male gaze or other buzzwords.

Where did it all go so wrong with ND, Holla Forums?

Why is Ellie even in this in the first place? I thought the Last Orifice sequel was going to follow other people in the same world because Joel and Lesbian's story is finished?

The bigger question is why a dopey, skinny dyke would survive in a post-apocalyptic world?

If shit really went down all the weaklings that tried making it in the wild just to prove they're "strong & independent" would get themselves killed in a week. I'm one of them, which is why I'm staying in my room.

They're a studio from Santa Monica California. What the fuck do you think? Actual game industry talent is hard to come by when you're that close to Hollywood. So Naughty Dog hired what they thought was the next best thing, a bunch of graphics artists and CG guys from the Movie Industry instead, and as a result Naughty Dog slowly transitioned from a game company to an interactive movie company

The conspiracy gets far worse, however, Naughty Dog realizes they can get away with hiring mediocre Hollywood writers to write their games because the game industry has such low standards for writing (since only retards care about story in games). So as a result, Naughty Dog basically hires B-List Hollywood guys, tells them to make a B-tier movie, then converts that B-tier movie into a video game so it can score an easy 10/10 in the game industry instead of a 5/10 in the movie industry.

Its fucking despicable!

Reminds me of that HuffPo editorial Board pic claiming Diversity when everyone, like in this picture was an White Woman with a token Asian Woman

Standards are so low in Hollywood now I honestly believe Last of Us as a movie with zero edits would win Oscars.

Well that killed my boner…

looks like Jim Varney.

Knowhatimean Vern?

I'm a EUcuck wishing we would be winning like Trump is currently.

Instead I see only liberal nonsense being parroted by the people around me.

Kinda hoping we too have a 'silent majority' that will give our countries back to the people.

faggots

Well, there's at least two of us. I live in hope, though- the great pendulum is starting to swing back, as seen in the rising polling values of AFD and its ilk. In time, it'll gain momentum and might just blindside the political elite- like Brexit and Trump did.

Telltales thinks making Clementine look like a reverse trap will stop the porn?

Subhuman.

It's not the fact that she has a tattoo that bothers me, as much as the fact that she got one of those ultra detailed, graphic design, fancy pants intricate pattern tattoos that only experts are capable of doing. Those things cost a fortune and require the talent and skill of a highly experienced artist working with specialized tools.

What the fuck is up with that guys face, why is it so girly compared to the rest of him?

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