Meet N Fuck Games

I didn't

I'd meet and fuck you, user.

Hella Jeff?

A-user, please

I remember first discovering porn on the hentai section of Newgrounds
Jesus christ, my heart throbbed like crazy every time I went there and it still does for some reason

I still masturbate to the newest incest titles

Good times

These two are incompatible. Meet N Fuck is low-effort dogshit.

Whatever your first porn was you will remember it. Such is the way of the brain. It could have been shit but it's burned there forever.

Mah nigga. Remember that thread last year where we went to mnf club and fucked each other senseless?
It was really gay and i loved it.

I remember the time when some people from Holla Forums started to banepost in the M&F MMO

It was the one where Fuuka Ayase gives a blowjob

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I don't remember the first porn i watched
Then again, pic related.

First one i nutted to was some shitty flash game about touching and licking a maid to progress, and there was also a zip file that i've downloaded from some file search engine that had a lot of hentai artwork by some artist, a lot of it of the flatchested kind. Not the first porn i saw tho, that would be an ad for some BDSM hentai on an otherwise "family friendly" anime magazine, i was like 9 so i freaked out and threw it away, it also scarred me for a month , oh and there's also around the same time when i was playing SNES roms on snes9x or zsnes and ran into some roms called Hentai Hardcore Vol. something, it had a lowres slideshow of girls menstruating and some others were more normal, that taught me the word hentai at an early age.

still good for a .swf

Kerri's bigger invention
>tfw still have that degenerate fetish
I swear men mentally imprint on whatever they first fap to/fuck

I discovered this video a few weeks ago, and the first thing that came to my surprise was the fact that it was the tune from MnF Kingdom (which was my personal favourite)

holy fuck id forgotten about this thanks user

What the fuck

Jessie from pokemon
It was one of those old sites made in frontpage full of obtuse gifs and shit and all the jesse pictures were in a single page in their real size (not thumbnails).
Shit, you're right.

Nigga that's Vitas, a popular Russian pop singer. He was in The Fifth Element.

Wrong song

I still gave them a nostalgia fap time to time. Good shit.

I remember when i found my dad's porn magazines. I was with one of my female cousins. What you're thinking right now is what exactly happened next.

I don't think I'm imagining it clearly enough. Please, elaborate further.

Cmon user, deliver.

I'm laughing quite a bit.
He's like Rance.

Asa Akira masturbating in a bathroom before making it big as a pornstar.

Storytime, faggot.

Right. It isn't even that intresting, and it was just children's curiosity.
I was 6 and she was 8. I remember there was this naked girl climbing a mountain (don't ask me, stories from porn magazines were like that back then ) or something like that, and below there was this guy liking her pussy.

And that's it. Things got worse in the next years, you know what i mean.

pls no cliffhanger

Well, I accidentaly stumbled on dads porn videos on his pc.
I was 5 years old.
I still remember that I thought that the man was peeing on that woman's mouth, I'm still not sure to this day if it was.

What else is to say? We kept 'playing' until i was 10 and her 12. I don't remember why we stopped, but we did a lot of shit, like most of the list of categories of Pornhub.

She's a literal whore now, blowing up dudes for cash in college.

Woah, that sucks.
You could have saved her like in my japanese animes.
still, nice

Is she muslim?

A similar thing happened to me when I was 6, my sister 5.

I can't remember what triggered it, but what I do remember was kissing and her giggling like crazy, I still feel guilty about it and it seems to be a repressed memory that still makes it uncomfortable for me to even talk to her. It was a one-time thing, though, what is even more strange about it is seemingly how common it is.

Moral of the story is keep a close eye on your children, folks. Because kids get curious.

When i was around that age i discovered porn sites with my male school friend.
What happened next wasn't something i like to remember.

I nutted to this one yesterday, it's the HOTTEST flash to date. Imo.

Did something above the lines of Boku no Pico Happen?
I remember that experience. I cherish is fondly

what the fuck am i looking at

So that you can watch when it happens?

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Killing yourself would be better suit your situation.

i said sites accidentally but they were magazines
it was a magazine with a bunch of random porn pics so we would try to copy what we saw
for instance we would put our dicks in each others mouth or sit on each others lap
sometimes underwater and in pools, we would compete to see who could stay underwater with the other's dick in their mouth the longest
one day he wanted to put his dick in my butt and i let him but he chickened out once he touched my butthole with his dick
i called him some kind of kid insult which i dont remember then i put my dick in his butt but as a really young kid it wasnt big enough to actually go inside
after that day he never wanted to do it again
i am kinda glad it ended that way

Just admit you fucked with your friend as a kid

Please don't bully the pedophiles.

That's a good ending actually. As hot as young sex would have sounded, I'm glad you didn't become a faggot degenerate and completely quenched your curiosity at a young age. A lot of gayanons could have learned from you, maybe they wouldn't be as disgusting as they are now, including myself

This play.

Kill the pedophiles

Hilariously and depressingly accurate.

I used to go on as a stupidly sexy woman avatar, and just say absurdly racist stuff to guys hitting on me and see how far I could go before getting banned. I got someone from Israel to say Hitler wasn't that bad, and a bunch of black guys to say they belonged in Africa all the time. In retrospect it was pretty gay, but fucking hilarious.

MnF Kingdom was indisputably the best one.

Bless you, Hotwheels.

lmao, best post on Holla Forums I've read all year

>watching your children fuck each other when they are

The dick is a powerful being anonymous. One cannot comprehend the power of penis.

You really don't know a good business opportunity when you see it.

One of my earliest memories as a kid is my cousin sucking my dick and me sucking his. At the time, he was 6 or 7. I don't remember my age.
My entire life I've been worried I might have contracted an STD from it, and supressed the memory, despite us being far too young to have anything like that.
Also, does that mean I'm not a virgin? I wanna be a wizard guys

It sure does. Get out right now you fucking normalfag.

It means you were raped

How is it rape if we're both kids
I also remember liking it

If i whipped my dick out and offered to suck yours, would you suck mine back?

Probably both questions best left for your mental health expert.

6/10 it's sort of charming in a strange sort of way

Underrated post

Who goes first?

It depends if your dick is cute user

Children can't consent to sex. Sex without consent is rape. It was a double rape.

I don't think my dick is cute. The skin is thick and it's veiny as fuck, i also have phimosis.

Remember gang, it's not gay if it's just a couple fellas palin' around haha

Now here's a better question, what am I gonna do with this big dumb tent in my pants? :)^

I certainly hope mother doesn't glance over and notice! that'd be terribly embarrassing! oh heavens!

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I know of a way to end an erection by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.

lol faggot

I miss you big goys, join the third server in the list and lets meet up at the beach we can form a swastica and lure normans into a room to redpill them about the holocaust and shit

I'm bored enough to do it.

RIP

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How do you know that you suppressed the memory? How do you remember it now?

I ask because I don't remember shit from before I was 8. My parents would show me pictures of myself when I was little, but I have zero attachment or feel anything since it all sounds like fiction to me. Then my Mom finally admitted that I was raped and molested repeatedly for years until I was like six or so.

Now I'm super curious what the hell happened to me but nobody will tell me. Feels weird man.

It's like forgetting what people said and did in a play but remembering the basic plot and setting. You know it happened but can't actually remember beyond that, at least for me.

Look, he's just making a bad fake story about his fetish. Just let him have it.

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Holy shit. I remember this, still can't figure it out.

Holy shit, so I can fuck little boys and get away with it!?

Fucking pleb. Though the head should be further forward and she doesn't have a neck, it's pretty easy to see. Did my best at making it more clear.

Yeah, but only if you tell a cop first. That way they know that you're only planning on fucking them early enough that it will be easy for them to suppress the memory, and won't be a recurring thing. You might go to jail if they get the wrong idea.

So it's a completely different girl behind the one standing up at front? Does the girl getting tittyfucked have animeface in a headlock or something?

Sure can, little buddy. Especially if you livestream it on your Facebook feed. Better get to it.

Hahah! Nice try boys, but this man ain't for show (;

I remember this shit too it still brainfucks me

nigga no you only made it more complicated

The trick here is that you have to be of the one true faith, Islam. Just explain that you had a sexual emergency,the kaffir will understand and let you go as good slaves should.

Listen, Faiz, don't you lump those fucking hand-holders with us. We might be messed up, but they should be locked up.

I agree. People who write Korra fanfiction should be locked up for life.

My first taste of arousal was when I watched Halloween when I was like 6 and when Micheal Myers chokes that girl to death with the phone cord and she was naked, you see her tits as she's struggling and dying. You also see a little bit before when she thinks he's her boyfriend dressed up and slips her tits out for him. I have fetishes for girls dying of asphyxiation, girls being murdered, and generally choked to death thanks to that movie.

Thank (((them))), you're a misshapen cog in the dysfunctional rusting machine that is modern society.

And you're a delusional faggot.

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That's not an argument. Enjoy your fetishistic degeneracy though, you're just a roach in a wasps nest.

Keep up the good work.

My first porn was some white dude fucking a black girl. Probably explains why I'm an oildriller irl

Thanks. The more people realize what actually enables them, and how certain things become a gateway for dangerous behaviors, the better.

Bingo. First impressions will always, ALWAYS set your preferences in stone. That isn't as dangerous as abusing small animals or women though, so you're good.
Just don't breed with one, the majority of black women are fucking crazy, not even black men can handle their intense sass

At least change your filenames so it isn't completely obvious you are the same shitposter derailing every thread.

This image absolute kills me every time I see it, It's the type of image that will never, ever get old. Always cracks me up, always. Also, it ain't me.

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Not really

N I G G E R S

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Explain your image.

Just realized the layton swfs didn't work, except the third one, weird.

That's the Unabomber.

At the start of the Cold War, Henry Murray developed a personality profiling test to crack Soviet spies with psychological warfare and select which US spies were ready to be sent into the field. As part of Project MKUltra, he began experimenting on Harvard sophomores. He set one student as the control, after he proved to be a completely predictable conformist, and named him “Lawful.”
Long story short, the latter half of the experiment involved having the student prepare an essay on his core beliefs as a person for a friendly debate. Instead, Murray had an aggressive interrogator come in and tear his beliefs to pieces, mocking everything he stood for, and systematically picking apart every line in the essay to see what it took to get him to react. But he didn’t react; it just broke him and made him into a mess of a person, leaving him having to pull his whole life back together again. He graduated, but then turned in his degree only a couple years later and moved to the woods where he lived for decades.
In all that time, he kept writing his essay. And slowly, he became so sure of his beliefs, so convinced that they were right, that he thought that if the nation didn’t read it, we would be irreparably lost as a society. So he set out to make sure that everyone heard what he had to say, and sure enough, Lawful’s “Industrial Society and its Future” has become one of the most well known essays written in the last century. In fact, you’ve probably read some of it. Although, you probably know it better as The Unabomber Manifesto.

I'm so ignorant I never even knew of this, will download it immediately. Thank you guys! Just reading that paragraph pulled my heartstrings.

Here's the fifth

Now the last, that was the sextology, hope you liked it.

I like these,
PW for the first one is ofuro

wew lads

This type of shit keeps me cynical.

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An erotic film called "Frivolous Lola" was on tv. I don't remember all the details.

Why do I keep posting this fucking flag I swear I turned it off this morning.

First porn I saw was some friend's big brother's pass me down VHS of some German piss porn. It was a weird experience.

Blacks not even wanting their own women isn't already a joke on Holla Forums?

Explains why cute girls with glasses give me a rock-hard erection and why I'm obsessed with seeding them.

Anyone got those weird Dating Sim RPGs?

You mean "Hentai Bliss RPG"s?

I still laugh thinking about how much unnecessary profanity and slang was crammed into ripped CGs that I found out years later were from a Dreamcast exclusive and Japan only porn series called Castle Fantasia.

*Notices buldge* OwO what's this?

Isn't that basically what Holla Forums does to people?

tbh that experiment resulted in showing one of the ways to brainwash someone.

brainwashing can be for good or bad as everyone is really doing it this day.
either by slow missinformation of real events mixed with saturating information of videogames TV or anything really or by showing shocking images of something that creates stress

one example could be muh climate change
etc

I remember being young and fucking scared of dying because of pollution and climate change until I realised the time they set constantly changed and they earn big bux for doing absolutely nothing.

Real life Is constant stress but thats the way of nature, Get used to it or die.

I was not aware there was a set time for global warming. Are you certain you're just not disguising feelings implanted in you by idiots behind flimsy, barely relevant excuses?

my point is no amount of guilt and gibs is gonna change anything.
climate change has not been completely correlated to any human civilization and most of what they do today is just a cashgrab for goyim.

Im not saying pollution is not a problem (thats a different matter) nor that we should just litter everything and look away Just that with the (((media))) they are already mindfucking you to milk your shekels.
this is one thing among others just an example

what did the poor green robot do to deserve this

p2p days, leahluv

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I'm sorry user

(Are you certain you're just not disguising feelings implanted in you by idiots behind flimsy, barely relevant excuses?)

But really, you should revisit some actual academic sources regarding climate change. Generally speaking deniers fall into three camps. In the first, they refuse to acknowledge evidence. In the second, they claim there is a conspiracy behind the evidence. In the third, they dispute the specifics of the evidence.

You're in that final group, which is respectable because you want to be sure of what you know. However, a lot of your chips in favor of saying climate change as predicted by scientists is not severe or will not cause side effects comes from a conspiratorial bias that there's some illegitimate impulse to conform to one result.

All scientific fields which have access to empirical data will converge toward consensus, and this phenomena can either (rightly) be seen as progress in the field, or (wrongly) seen as a conspiracy to conform. They're checking the data against observable metrics, so of course that's going to skew the field toward one conclusion.

Another statistic which I get a kick out of, is that climate deniers wish to point out more money is spent on 'pro climate change' institutes. Of course it is, at this point its just investment into climate science.

If we used the same rhetoric and applied it to, say, vaccines or evolutionary genetics, we could say there was a 'liberal globalist conspiracy' to 'determine and unjustly affect the outcome of those sciences'. Or we could, you know, say that its natural for an empirical science to receive more funding than a fringe counter-movement which wishes to discredit the mainstream.

Also Jesus fucking Christ, if this post isn't a testament to how un-arousing meet and fuck games are, I don't know what is. I've browsed down the entire fucking thread and instead of masturbating I decided to respond to this post.

Though I do totally agree about the point that its pointless to feel guilty about that sort of stuff. 'Feelings' don't really fix things on their own.

I even forgot it was the meet and fuck thread.

Fuck off lefty scum

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