Things you can't accept in games

This is stupid. Why are you so stupid? Tails was never even implied to be a girl at any point. It's like assuming Knuckles is a girl because of the long spines and refusing to accept otherwise.

"I want tails porn" the thread

He's trying to justify his sexual attraction to a cartoon fox.

If he has to do that he's a bigger faggot than he already is.

I wanna touch his weiner

You are a literal retard

I can tell exactly who drew that just by the face. What have I become.

Do you think tails has two dicks

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Yo Dubs, why you gotta be like that?

DLC wasn't planned from the start or that the DLC is optional and doesn't affect the game. It sure as hell does effect my experience when devs/publishers take out content for me to have to pay more.

i expect the entire thread to have been derailed by the OP's post
and this one because liking schlongs is gay, even if its owner looks like a girl

The fact that the Zelda CDI games aren't canon, though they were licensed by Nintendo to another company to be made. They still fucking count. Fucking Zelda fags.

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The Draenei in wow should have looked like this, not like stupid Barney the Dino freaks. That mission in Warcraft 3 frozen throne where they have cloaking and fuck all the shit up was awesome. I still only accept these as Draenei.

I played dead space 1 & 2, and if you quit the game before the ending credits finish you don't hear the ending dialogue alluding to dead space 3. 1 and 2 were perfect I refuse to accept the existence of dead space 3, co op for pussies who don't like getting scared, and now the main character has a voice. Terrible.

About this, the world would be a better place if we completely ignore WoW's retarded lore.

dead space 3 is actually good, it's like the best dead space game!

Poison is, was, and always will be a genetic female. Fuck all that tranny crap.

Mafia III never happened. And everything alluding to Joe Barbaro is purely fanfiction.

The events of Deus Ex: Invisible War never happened, either.

Aerith is dead. End of story.

Jaina and Thrall absolutely fucked. On that same note: The Alliance are the true antagonists of Warcraft lore.

Sumia marrying Chrom is canon. Any choice otherwise is purely fan pandering, and breaks canon for >muh choices.

Tails is a boy, he and Sonic are platonic friends, and OP needs to stop being such a fuckboy.

Princess Peach may have been kidnapped the first time, but she and Bowser have been at it for so long that it's solely tradition at this point, especially to maintain appearances given her royal status. Any public acknowledgement/acceptance of Bowser beyond an adversarial role would result in a huge political backlash. Mario is the pawn in a royal, forbidden love affair.

Michael is the true protagonist of GTA V.

==YIFF IN HELL FURFAG==

the first two were beautiful spiritual successors to RE4
the last one was EA's attempt to recreate the downfall of the Mass Effect series but worse

Okay, that does seem interesting. I'd watch a movie, but not a whole tv series. Unless it REALLY good.

all for the sake of variety and mixing the game up
more lore
dude, it's progressive!
managing ammo? are you fucking kidding me, that's stuff is for gay games where you look at the inventory for five hours, i'm glad they streamlined all that and weapon creation is completely fun, like i can change a dood-dad for a slightly more different experience that changes like a tiny bit of the playing field
what makes you think dead space is a horror game? what are you some kind of basement dweller that has no friends to play with? fucking loner go kill yourself

Muh appeal to Asian markets.

Justify the Alliance as the true antagonists of warcraft without citing anything from World of Warcraft

You know it's sort of a brave design decision to essentially admit that your core audience is overweight furfags. Brave in a truly vile way I mean

Goodnight sweet dubs. This threads is 22% dubs.

as much as i love r34, it feels good to know my love of vidya went untainted for so long. i mean i fucking loved sonic, played it all the time. talked about it all the time. fapping to animals in vidya wasnt even a thought i mean you had chun li.. wtf i dunno maybe im crazy but jacking off to shit you actually enjoy playing seems weird to me.

Lord of the Clans.
The game, not the book. (Fuck Christie Golden as a writer.)

Turning a blind eye to Aedelas Blackmoore, his camps, and outright enabling Orc slavery and gladiator grooming. Had they simply stuck to the resolution at the end of Warcraft 2, none of the events following after would have ever happened. Instead, the humans, the Alliance, and the Silver Convocation turned into nothing short of enablers and sycophants.

Though, on the topic of World of Warcraft:

Both of these dudes know what's up.

Boss fights with an endless supply of pawns that spawn even if it makes absolutely no sense why that happens. It's developer incompetence and lack of game balance that causes that shit to happen, and it exists to just make you as miserable as possible with how grindy that rinse and repeat process is of fighting a boss. Alpha Protocol as much as I loved the game was notoriously bad with the boss fights and how they were programmed, the developers made them a complete pain in the ass instead of entertaining or challenging. The bosses were overpowered and had endless cronies spawning to make your life hell.

I know what you mean man. I can't jack off to shit that I've actually enjoyed or gotten attached to the characters. Whether its video games or anime or cartoons. R34 only does it for me when I know who the character is but I haven't played the game/watched the show its from

I thought the book was okay? I mean it's not amazing, but it's not as fucking retarded as the Arthas one and Garrosh's Excellent Adventure.

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You should find a different website to post on.
Jesus Christ, you're a fucking moron.

That women can be operators.

Except even in the original Rainbow 6 there were women operators.

Path of Exile does this but it serves a purpose; killing monsters restores your hp/mp potion charges so it lets you sustain against a boss

Sorry, can't unsee.

I will never accept game ober!!

XD!

When i was a child i thought sonic was a cat.

Women in special forces is completely unrealistic, the only reason 99% of women are in any armed forces is because the fitness requirements have been lowered, in my country the maximum score on a woman's fitness test is the pass rate for men.

Same, if i really enjoy a game then i will never look for porn of it like say Paper Mario or Undertale. R34 was a mistake.

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Fucking how? "The hedgehog" is literally in his name, how could you think he was anything else?

Dubs confirm everything you said in that post. Especially the part about
Muh nigga. I do like playing as Trevor for his special ability but his characterization as typical edgy Hillary voter grated on my nerves.

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Did you only play the Sonic series after it had voice acting, or did you just never play any vidya before you learned to read?

Because when in russia some pirate sells you a cartrige, its just named "Sonic 3". And when you are a fucking 3-4 years old kid, you probably don't know english and don't have internet in 1993 to google the "hedgehog" part.

and then you get stuck at carnival park, until you like an idiot start jumping holding up or down instead just holding up and down

to be honest this Peach and Bowser sitting in a tree tumblr headcannon meme actually sorta rustles my jimmies. Why the fuck can't liberals just keep something wholesome for a change. Why are liberals so obsessed with cummies? Why do you need to spread aids all over everything? Their is more to life then ejaculation. Sure have your fetish or whatever but why do you feel the compulsion to share it with the world like someone with chronic explosive bowels?

I wonder what he means by this

You're trying way too hard to see thins that aren't there

the nigger is literally talking about "shipping" Peach with King Koopa in their own headcannon. I am merely pointing out that Liberals have a strange obsession about openly talking about their fetishes and its a analogous to someone with bladder and bowel control issues shitting all over everything. Not deep psychoanalysis, pritty straightforward observation of fact. No need pretend to gaslight.

Fuck off trying to bait with calling shit you don't like liberals and posting these shitty pics.

You're an idiot.

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I don't like that either

I really can't accept my existence.

Bowser's kids not being his kids.

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Wait what? They are named "bowser jr.", at least one of them!

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the developers themselves are probably all overweight furfags at this point. one of them even has a twitter where he wears panda suits and talks about how keyboards are obsolete.

Michael is a fucking hypocritical, backstabbing piece of shit who doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. I fucking savored his tears when everything fell apart for him and he couldn't blame anyone but himself, he had that shit coming for a long time.

He's still the most realistic and relatable out of all 3 though. The nigger is too cookie cutter while the bisexual Canadian libtard is too cartoonish even for GTA standards.

Dead Space is shit.

Please go back to cuckchan.

Oh boy here we go.

Nigger cuckchan is called cuckchan because j00t literally allowed himself to be cuckolded by a slutty bitch from Gawker. Lurk more faggot.

but degenerate sexuality is 100% liberalism.

Its a fact that user is fantasize about a relationship between princess peach and king bowser. It is evidenced because they admitted to it here:

Yes I know this, you fucking retard, but (you)posting is a thing ONLY cuckchanners do.

The third is shit, the first two are pretty good, although not really scary

op once again fag

Helllow famillimalilay tbh dank meme

I haven't gone to 4chan in over 4 years but here is

your (you) you autistic retard. Maybe you will tell

me to got back to reddit next for this blatant formatting inconstancy.

Oh Yes instead of just filtering like a civilized user, you need to get butt-hurt

and report me to the hotpockets. All because I needlepoint out how

intolerable liberals are with their wacky fetishes.

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nice false dichotomy nigger.

What if Tails were to backpack cuck Sonic in a diaper with a pile of floor tiles?

Holla Forums has IDs you fuck

I can't accept the Ryu in street fighter for the Super Nintendo actually says "Shoryuken!"

He really says "All mucous!" Skip to 1:26

You are trying to hard to fit in faggot.
so I reposed the same post here

ftfy

stay mad faggot

This is something that i didn't like when i found out but since i have grown to like Vivian a lot i no longer gave a fuck and accepted it i guess you could say Vivian gave me mixed feelings.

who are you quoting?

Holy hell, I've just realized this. Most of the shit I jack of too is shit that is visually pleasing but that I don't like too much. The thought of fapping to games I actually like never occurs and feels weird when I try. I wonder why that is.

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Get out сука блядь.

Michael's far more real, and his story deeper.

This is how you spot someone who is illiterate