How would you make a Tony Hawk film?

How would you make a Tony Hawk film?

adapt american wasteland into a movie

mindy is my waifu

fuck I miss PS2 days

WHEN I DIE
BURY ME
HANG MY BALLS FROM THE CHERRY TREE

Basically THUG2: the movie

I wouldn't

Okay, I'm freaking out

Didn't they already make some shitty one called boomtown? I'd end up making some 90's nostalgia wankfest like that Rocket Power special with him.

Post skatekino.

SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

It's in our nature to kill ourselves

it's in our nature to kill kill killllll

I didn't like his vidya games.

t. coolboarders fag

Anything post-THPS3 is trash, and THPS3 is best

I ate a bunch of bread and made two Tony Hawk films already today

it's in our nature to kill each other

underground 2 is better pleb

Bread constipates you

Some sort of anime-tier adventure with super-saturated colors and effects, about his rise to power.

I would make it about him landing the 900.

THUG 1 might work if you adapt it to be an over the top action movie, except that instead of gun fights and duels, you do stunts and trickdowns
There's already a decent villain, a well-laid sequence (maybe except the Russian goodwill ambassador part due to libruls) and maybe a love interest(s) with a couple of chicks from every level

Problem would be the blank state protag

TONY HAWK TONY HAWK TONY HAWK TONY HAWK TONY HAWK TONY HAWK TONY HAWK

Bread makes me poop

Ice cream makes me poop every time.

I absolutely wouldnt.

You do realise he started doing it because someone else was doing it…he ain't shit fam. His 360 flips hardly leave the fucking ground. Has to have a ramp to even be decent…

they already made three Jackass movies