Haven't fapped in 5 months

Harvested

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sweet lord, that is wrong

Sure people sinned, it just wasn't as common and others kept people in check. You know, because society had a common moral system of what's right and what's wrong and they not only followed it personally, they also made sure others were following it.

Why are you promoting a meme that implies Harvey Weinstein is the only jew producer to fuck actresses?

because it's the tired "i hate emma watson meme"

Yeah and they also died at the ripe of age of 25 so cancer wasn't really a thing to worry about dumbfuck

Yeah, because of wars and shit. Not because they didn't mastubate like all the (((doctors))) and (((Health Magazines))) tell us to. I mean, are you going to shove dildos up your ass if they say you have to do so to avoid ass-cancer aswell?

You're not mean't to waste your sperm on mastubation. It's pretty fucking obvious, because the whole idea behind the sperm is to make babies to continue the existence of the humans.

Oh, well I guess I'll just stop jerking off and save all my sperm for my wi-

Holla Forums will tell you to be moral, not to masturbate, but if you ask for a virgin wife they call you a beta because you have not banged 6 million thots.

I wouldn't waste my seed if I wasn't so ugly, unlucky, poor and forgotten.

neversidelabs.com/sessions/saturdaymethod

You nearly had it there….

That's a lie. St. Peter will judge you for this sin.

Remember user, women judge you by your character aswell.

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Not going to lie here… I broke my no fap after 3 weeks and when I came my dick squeaked when it shot out. Has anyone else experienced this. The load was absolutely gigantic.

I eat my loads to be energy efficient and not waste the protein.

You're sick man.

You dont eat boogers sometimes?

Waste not, want not.

Hell no. But I might poke one with my tongue if it's one of those smooth pearly ones

I fap 3-5 times a day for a decade. Rarely once a day. Extremely rare to go one full day without. Help.

You don't create life with boogers son.

You're sick.

Set a goal that you can jack off to celebrate upon it's completion. If you look to stroke your cock often you might as well get shit done. Win/win, user.

MODS MODS MODS

see

does that work

I haven't in over a year

People like you deserve being called Christcuck.

Tell me your secret.

Yes. She's a kind hypnotist as well. Very gentle femdom elements. Her stuff. It's mostly therapy. I don't listen to anyone else. If you've never been hypnotized before. It's interesting.

pol definetly advocates getting a virgin wife if possible and we do not advocate banging thots or "recreational" sex.

huh

All /r9k/ needs is to call a tranny and ask her for rough sex.
Please do tell how things went down, I like a good read.

t. incel virgin

I can play that game too, that's why a bunch of animals jerk off right?

I need to get some discipline in my life.

Those animals are degenerate.

You're lying, Morgan!

Is it really that unbelievable to you someone can have so much discipline? Sad if true.

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Recommend me some kino to distract me from fapping. Should be really interesting and immersive with no sexual or romantic themes whatsoever. I'm not kidding. Please help.

Post some oil drilling.

depression

Sad!

Sad!

Sad!

Stupid onion connections

Watch gay porn to test yourself. L

You never actually been to Holla Forums have you?

It's called "commiserating."
You seem really butthurt if that's how you perceive things.

We're more than cattle, kike.

how do you even get your veins to pop like that really

Good question. If I did that(got that stressed) my heart might explode. But I smoke lot.

I swore off of fapping about a year ago and while it was extremely difficult for the first month or so, the urge to masturbate eventually went away entirely.

I guess it's not such a great thing, as now, I don't really find myself attracted to women very much at all. The only time I even get erections is from morning wood, but that's it. At least I have more energy and don't feel like such a fucking degenerate anymore.

Damn it user, I was so close to escaping my terrible fetishes. It's time to try again.