The Game Boy Advance and its various redesigns is currently in the awkward teenage state

The Game Boy Advance and its various redesigns is currently in the awkward teenage state.

Not old enough to be considered "retro," but old enough that its age is clearly showing and the only just-so-slightly newer Nintendo DS eclipses it in almost every way.

Okay.

Alright

Last christmas I bought two GBASP with flashcards for my nephews to learn them "power of vidya". After two months:

Handhelds are fucked.

Any gaming device that plays at sub HD resolutions is retro you fool. SD resolution gaming devices are an antiquated idea in the modern age, ergo, the Gameboy Advance and it's various redesigns are retro.

Why do you type like such a faggot?

Just gas the little shits.

I don't understand how people can enjoy touchscreens without physical buttons.

Why don't you have some children of your own?

Because all the "good" app games involve just poking or swiping at things and you just slap your hand across the screen like an idiot and win.