Bosses you don't actually want to fight or feel sorry for

One of the most memorable boss encounter was Dark Soul's Sif, the giant wolf who guarded the tomb of Sir Artorias. Far from the usual boss encounter where you simply want to get rid of the obstacle in your way, many players felt heartbroken when having to cut down Sif, especially given that the wolf simply wants to guard the tomb of its late master and even starts limping when on low HP.

What I'm looking for are similar encounters - boss fights where either you or the boss itself might have tears in the eyes while trying to kill one another - especially the latter case, where the boss monster actually does not want to attack you but is forced to do so for one reason or another.

Underfags can sod right off

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Magnolia had a hard life.

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try and stop me :^)

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This whole game was sad. It was a tragedy from start to finish, and you didn't know that because it looked so cute. The very first Seiken game was a tragedy too.

He beat the shit out of me before I realized it was safe to stay under him, those sword swings took like 40% total stam with heavy shields. I laughed when he started limping

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Don't feel sad for killing Sif. Feel sad for her, sure, and for her situation, but not for the battle. Oolacile fell in spite of Artorias and her efforts, and her master is dead. Now her only purpose in life is guarding her master's grave like an old bulldog. However, at heart, she is a warrior, but one whose purpose has gone stale and sour, and to be struck down in an honor duel with the Chosen Undead is a much better way to die than to waste away by her long-gone master's side. You'll notice that even if Sif recognizes you from Oolacile and knows that you are worthy to carry Artorias's ring, she still challenges you. You'll also notice that even when she starts limping, she doesn't stop fighting. She is asking for a warrior's death. Be kind enough to grant her that.

And don't use a fucking summon, you asshole.

Is Sif a girl?

The game never specifies, but Sif is a female name, so that's the assumption.

it is?

Yes, google it.

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What about the final battle with Claus in Mother 3? It's brother against brother, and I imagine Lucas feels some trepidation about finishing his brother off.

I guess that makes all the fan art of her cuter then, and speaking of souls bosses that you don't want to fight/ are sad, I'd say Vicar Amelia, Lord Gwyn, and the dancer of the boreal valley

I wouldn't have even thought about le board-ruiner memegame if you hadn't brought it up OP.

I'm glad Undershit fags bring their own stigma on themselves.

I haven't yet finished the last ace attorney because the final prosecutor is such a perfect evil milf.

It's the name of Thor's wife, for one.

He was trying to help.

The Strap seems to be just as much a prisoner as the Stranger. She's the only other jailer that's kept under lock and key. They most likely forced her to become a jailer because she's so powerful.
The only reason you have to kill her is because she's the key. Even though you both want to escape only one of you actually has the ability to leave.

From is pretty good at having those kinds of fights
Which is fucking incredible considering most of the time all they have is a cool design and a couple lines of text or voiced dialog related to them in the whole game

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What? He wanted to throw a powerful and unstable chemical across the entire world to create a new race of super beings, while turning the majority of the population into hideous worm monsters.

Embrace the diversity, racist.

I am gay. Accept me………..

no

what a faggot.

shit

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YOU ARE ALL BLOODY PUSSIES THAT DON'T DESERVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

you are cool

Fuck off.

He's got a point. It's kinda stupid to feel bad for a game boss even if it's understandable. I was going to bring up Nazgrim from Wow, but they made him into a DK faggot in Legion.

No one should have to kill an ass like that.

bump for op

I want the SIDF to leave

That's the sort of shit that earns you bullying, lad.

Priscilla is a qt, and I never kill her after I get her soul and the dagger.

That you have to play through Neros story and beat Tamamo up in order to be able to do hers is a travesty since she is leagues better then Saberface #375.

And Malygos was so fucking correct about Magic that it is silly.


See
She was asking for it.

Caster is best

I kill anything that isn't Human.

Humanity > Gay homo ""Gods""

That list is incomplete, you forgot most of the bosses from Bloodborne.
Ludwig and Maria also fall into these categories for me, it always pains me to see bosses that were hyped up as great warriors be reduced to just another obstacle on your path to progress, that's why I love the Nameless King fight in DS3, it was in an optional area and the setting really impressed the caliber of your foe upon you

"Oh yes, Undead. Let the fire die, I promise that humanity will reign then."
"Just ignore what happened to Oolaciele and New Londo."

Dindu Nuffin Thread

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They fucking what?

Armstrong dindu nuffin is just a meme but I legit agreed with Solidus at the end of MGS2.

>>>/reddit/ :^)

Death Knight "Order Hall" AKA Farmville, basically the Bolvar and the Ebon Blade go "WELL, WE NEED MORE HEROES TO FIGHT THE LEEJUN!" and go raise him.

I think he is even the "First" one they raise.

That said, With Sylvanas being Warchief for REASONS now it would only been a matter of time beofre he was desecrated so at least he gets to skip the rot of being Forsaken.

no faggot, I just have standards that are more substantive and have faced real tragedy. Having a bit of stoicism an a sense of perspective is a masculine trait that you seem to lack. Vidya is not reality queer, getting emotionally attached to fantasy is unhealthy escapism.

Killing the colossi in Shadow of the Colossus made me feel gross to the point that I stopped playing because it wasn't fun.

That's retarded but I can't wait to see how they fuck Sylvanas and the rest of the game.

I never did play DAS3 what happens to chosen undead?

It's called empathy autismo, and most videogames, movies, and books are designed to make you forget it's not real and attach yourself to the world and characters.

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I found the communist kike

No one's saying you have to give a shit about Sif. Fuck, I don't - but games still impact me emotionally.

You also forgot to peddle me some high quality atheism books and a fedora catalog.

THE SNAKES WORSHIP ME NOW

CALL ME DARK LORD THE GOD KILLER, HAS A NICE RING TO IT DON'T YOU THINK?

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The Horde is the dindu faction.

Then you need to grow a pair of balls and have some perspective you low testosterone faggot. If you are a woman then your lack of ability to control your emotional state is normal. I am not saying "Men don't cry" or I don't have emotions, but for fuck sake if video games are causing you distress then you are investing an unhealthy amount of energy into them.

I'm not an atheist you pleb. I am just advocating some stoicism.

Empathy is not a pathology, much less a fake one. It's a normal aspect of human personality, and lacking it would be pathological. I suppose you want a better future for whites or some such ? Then you have empathy. Without it, you wouldn't care for anything at all.

Nice so you are doubling down on this "you have no empathy" strawman. Kill youself retard. Being emotionally attacked and having empathy for a inanimate object is unhealthy. You have lost all perspective on the human condition if you think your cartoons are reality.

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what did he mean by this

I am not baiting, but I will stop because it certainty off topic.
never change neo/v/

see attachment

Extra Caster is shit. Caster is much better, and her death significantly more meaningful. She just wanted to be the wife of a man who wouldn't stab her in the back.

Some of the bosses in EVO: Search for Eden come after you for pretty lame reasons. And, indeed, could have lived long and happy lives if they'd just stayed out of your fucking way.

You have to go back.

No, that would be Illidan.

From green jesus to green and purple jesus.

A giant wolf with a giant sword attacks me out of nowhere and you want me to feel sorry for it.

Are you also inteligent, nihilistic and have a whicked sense of humor?

Baiting aside, I think you legit need to get checked for autism.

On your first playthrough of monster hunter you might occaisionally feel sorry for killing some of the monsters since they're basically just big animals minding their own business and accidentally getting in humanity's way.
However on your first playthrough you're probably too busy getting your shit kicked in to feel anything much more than burning rage

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Grigori

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Retard definitely detected.

I really didn't want to fight him, although the fight itself was pretty damned good.

;_;7

This is objective number one

LOL

He's not getting any sympathy from me. Edmun's a million times worse, though.

He stole my heart in more than one way.

Wait red phantoms disappear when the player enters the boss fog, this looks fake.

fucking hell

Sure they do, they are after all your greatest ally.

HISS!
THAT'S ANTI-SERPENTIC, CHOSEN UNDEAD!
SHUT IT DOWN!

i'll spell it out for (you). H A C K S

Whatever you do in DS3 literally doesn't matter because a guy links the fire after you regardless to lead into DS2.

In DS3 the Chosen Undead canonically linked the flame and is one of the myriad Lords of Cinder that make up the amalgamate Soul of Cinder.

Scratch that first one, meant DS1, not DS3. Whether you let the First Flame fade or throw yourself into it it doesn't matter because if you don't another guy just sidles up behind you and kindles the flame.

Pretty bro in my book considering all the things he did while geralt was injured. in the end he was just trying to rebuild his home

at least you have a choice there

Agustus Sinclair

Yeah, he sold me out in the beginning. But he redeemed himself by risking his life later in the game.

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Finally someone posted her. I know most of you fags started with Dark Souls, but she epitomizes this type of boss in the series.

It was a dick move to pin the thing on Geralt, but I think that was a matter of circumstance. It wasn't that he intended to pin it on Geralt, just that Geralt was there and was an easy fall guy. Sparing him so he could show up in TW3 was pretty cool. If you didn't spare him, you get a quest to clear out a haunted mansion. If you do spare him, you get the same quest but when you show up Letho's already cleared out the ghosts, and you get a different quest instead. Proper choice and consequence, not this bullshit blue-points-red-points morality bullshit

Pic related. I can't imagine a worse way to die than to link the fire. I can't imagine a nobler thing to do.


No one cries for Priscilla because you genuinely don't have to fight her. With Sif, it has to be this way, and that's genuinely sad. If you're bitter about killing Priscilla? Don't do it and move on. Easy.

Fuck DiZ

Yeah I'm finally got a gpu that isn't a potato so I'm playing though TW3. Favorite quest so far tbh

I wanted them to stop me.

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Fuck you, Letho. You're not above the law. Good thing I murdered you, it's what Roche would've wanted.

I'd assume nobody posted her because she's not a boss and you don't fight her

On another note this boss didn't strike me as sad until I fought him again with the knowledge of what he's doing. In my perspective of my first playthrough all i was doing is wandering the land entering other peoples territories and fucking them upo when they attacked first. This wolf faggot was no different. I was walking through the woods minding my own business getting attacked by beasts and then suddenly a giant wolf comes to fuck my shit up no questions asked. I didn't notice the limping because like every boss with low hp I usually rushed to defeat them. No one felt sorry for this mutt the first time they fought him.

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You mean my choice actually mattered? I got spoiled and saw a clip of Berengar talking with Geralt even thought in my playthrough Berengar got killed in the final boss fight I noticed that they were bringing back a bunch of Witcher characters so I thought that no matter what you choose they would all show up. I should really finish Witcher 3, I got to the island and got shipwrecked how far am i in the game?

If you just got to Skellige you're probably 1/3th through the game, plot wise.
There's White Orchard, then Velen, then Novigrad, then Skellige, then quests to prepare for Kaer Morhen, then Kaer Morhen, then more quests to prepare for the finale, then the finale, then the epilogue and other post-game content. Then there are the expansion packs which add another 20-30 hours each.

Crocomire did nothing wrong.
Also might as well post tubes.

I too hate spiders.
I would read Samus' social media
genius

10/10 post more

Does that mean that I'll find Letho again? I sent him there at the end of the quest after i murdered those bandits. If he is dead when I get there I'm done with this series

Name of the game? Reverse image search gives me nothing

She's the integral component of a boss sequence that elicits the same emotions OP was discussing if you want to be that specific

Who?

See you again.

KEK
low-test goons projecting this hard

I am pretty manly and I can muster a quantum of empathy even towards those who disgust me.

That looks like a porn crop, the border and signature shows that it's not.

I'll go out on a limp and say that it's by a vore artist.

Vorefags are among the worst autists in terms of fetishism. Right up there with gurofags and furfags.

They are pretty bad, but they sure as hell ain't on the level of cartoon-fuckers, scatfags, pedos, whatever…

Just go throught this list and ask try figuring out what's really the worst shit that can happen. At least vore kinda shares similar aesthetics to traditional penetration. With a fleshy object sliding down a tight, fleshy cavern.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

I am not a vorefag, but I just am saying that it really isn't that bad when you think about it.

Btw, this thread is making me wanna replay DMC4.

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spotted the vorefag

Wait, what?

Nope, they're on part with scatfags, pissfags and abdl fags

on par*

Whats ABDL?

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Webm or bust

I knew I was gonna regret asking that.

I would argue that no. Human should naturally have a negative reaction to potential disease carries such as filth and excrement. Notice that lot of the vore stuff isn't actually about eating the submissive part, more about swallowing. That's why I said that the aesthetics of vore in general tend to be more towards regular healthy sexuality than the filth-fetishists. Unless it's about those weirdos that get off due to being locked with stomach acid, getting chewed into pieces, getting shat out, the general idea of restrictions without intimacy, etc.

I seriously am not into vore, but I know an IRL friend who is.

Most of the lord bosses in DS1's 2nd half, either because I like their lore and don't want them to die or because I hate fighting them BoC and 4 Kongs mainly

are you pretending to be retarded?

man he's slow. fucking everybody knows about deviantart already. he's just getting that clickbait youtube shekels out of it.

I had a similar experience as you, but I encountered Sif at a really low level for my first playthrough. Most people fight him near the endgame to pick up the covenant, but for me he was really challenging. Combine that with how elegant his moveset is and I just felt a wonderful competition.

I saw him limping because I was doing too little damage to finish him off. To see that made him seem very mortal; the only vulnerable foe in the whole game, even when they were above my level. I really wanted Sif to beat me then because I knew he was better than this failing sight before me, didn't want the battle to stop. From a moveset like his, hammered home by the hard time I had with him, I knew there was more to that wolf than I was aware of. Everything revealed in Oolacile made perfect sense to me, with this in mind.

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Im inclined to disagree that Extra Caster is shit, i do agree that Medea is indeed better, or are you Implying Nero is better then Tamamo? Cause that's HERESY.

And she IS a Boss in Grand Order, i just kinda forget about it, and the way F/SN is structured makes me less hesitant to "fight" because BAD END.

Caster should get EX-Rank in Love as a Class skill, it is SO GOOD at Waifus and Hasubandos.

You have to know it's backstory to give a fuck, I just chopped the giant bastard.

This pretty much.

What game?

Skyrim: Legendary edition

Only reason why I killed him was that his Witcher School would have empowered Kadwen (or whatever that big southern Empire was called).

Also, thread theme

Protomen videogame WHEN

I want to shed a single manly tear as Megaman listens to the crowd telling him how useless a shit his beloved brother was.

He killed PJ. I'll never forgive that open borders cuck.

Belka is the real choice.


;_;

spotted the faggot with the ABDL fetish.

no one could possibly dislike mister clickbait without being a furry ABDL right?

What the fuck is ABDL?

adults who put on diapers and shit and piss all over themselves on purpose.

What the fuck…

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There's always worse, user.

No seriously, don't open this while eating

Came her to post this.
I was so unprepared for what happened battling him.

Ah another one of these I wonder how long until—

And there goes my eye duct malfunction again. Goddamnit I just got this fixed.

Well, that's it, I'm not clicking spoilered webms anymore.

We have a entire board for that fucks sake, just see the fucking index

we have entire boards for a lot of shit, what's your point? Fucking marche has his own board.

Nope. Only board I go to is Holla Forums.

that ain't right

I don't see what the problem is she's just using a horse cock strap-on
ruined

yeah, mister clickbait made a video ridiculing them (like nobody else has ever done that), so now anybody who dislikes him must be an ABDL faggot.

this wave of nu/pol/ youtubers is cancer.
setting up these random arbitrary tests of "holiness" you will lose people

what would bring someone to do this

Are you retarded? This shit is old as fuck and isn't synonymous with Holla Forums

I still cry a little at the ending to Mother 3 every time I play

My point is that it's right on the frontpage. Isn't the board of that furfag yes yes your french waifu is human wathever private anyways

Alright

wanna shill yourself some more mister metocuck?

Wait, are you implying people need help beating Sif?

Read the file name - "LoM Magnolia" gets you to the *of Mana wiki, from which you should be able to figure out that LoM is Legend of Mana.

mana.wikia.com/wiki/Magnolia

the people can get fucked tbh

that was the worst. I really wish there was a way to spare that dog… or make it your own.

You like dags?

The only issue I had with the ending of Snatch was it should have been the Brad Pitt character to do Flattop.

(checked)
Mah niggas!


You sure user? You might not seem so sheltered in the future if you click without reservation.

I don't know if one could truly say the first Seiken is tragic, it's very optimistic

Gay.

Fortunately you can throw the fight and get the good ending where she kills you.

How is something like that holistically possible?

I know. It's quite impressive.

Kakashi vs reanimated Zabuza & Haku.

I don't know about bosses, but I never liked fighting these things in Binding of Isaac. I always imagined they were just deformed freaks who wanted to be left the hell alone. At least until the variant with the spiders showed up, then I instantly lose all sympathy for the faggoty mutants. The variant in Afterbirth that spawns the black worms just made me want to genocide every last one of the fucking abominations

Man, you should post BoI in
Nearly every addition is shit or annoying as fuck.

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The true king in Demon's Souls. He let himself get consumed by his greed and lust for power it turned him into a blob of shit. I killed him out of pity that such a character could fall that low.

Had to be done (time was short and they were out of options), but it's still a shame considering WHO that thing was comprised of at that point. I can't blame the party for questioning if they really did anything heroic in taking it down.

Furi The Strap.

fuck off back to 4chan retard.

I was wondering if anyone would mention this. It was not much of a fight but the emotional payoff was exceptional

;_;7

AS I LIVE

He knows, you retard. He was just trying to bait you into admitting it. Good job.

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HE COULD NOT SAVE HIMSELF
HOW COULD HE SAVE US
FOR ALL THE BLOOD HE SHED
YOUR BROTHER FAILED US

Ive always wondered if these people realize, that is their ducking internal organs falling out their asshole. Like, this can't be healthy at all, especially later in life.

please explain

Solidus am teh reel beeg baws. don't shit all over his dream

I have made a mistake when I clicked this.

What does it say about me that this doesn't even make me raise an eyebrow anymore.
Is everyone here underage and overreacting or is it me?

That's it?

I'd say both. It may not be surprising, but you can't deny that it's fucking nasty. Don't tell me you'd be alright with some bitch wanted you to suck on her literal intestines.

they're underage and overreacting. people on chan's should be used to gore by now. hell, the last week or so i've been watching gore actively. and that webm was kinda hot

stop while you still can, kids.

That's not really the point faggot.

I was on 4chan when I was 14 I never posted and just got used to everything. Here I am ten years later. Now I didn't find it sexy but it didn't disgust me at all.

It wasn't pretty but it wasn't that big of a deal.
It's just like changing diapers of a baby.
It's never going to smell good but you won't make a scene out of it and unlike that this isn't even real.
To be honest I was more focused on how disgusting their faces were.

hmm so what is the point, faggot?

Sure, it's not that big of a deal. Still nasty as fuck, though.

I didn't retch looking at it. Get out new spawn, get out new spawn GET THE FUCK OUT NEW SPAWN

Okay, you didn't retch, but even so you can't deny that it's retch worthy. You nigger.

Kingdom Hearts is a dogshit sandwich.

Thats actually pretty cool in a gay sort of way.

you are a dogshit sandwich.

I don't think this guy even attempts to attack you. He just wants to fly around and shit.

during my first playthru as a werewolf in skyrim, i transformed one moonlit night and scythed thru an entire village - feasting on corpses and one shot ragdolling guards. after it was over i noticed i had a painfully stiff erection.. so ive felt things too user

sides obliterated

A loyal, faithful dog is always a wonderful sight.

He who dislikes dogs is worse than a jew, worse than a nigger, worse than a retard, worse than a SJW, worse than a million ultra-gigga-nigga-Hitlers.

TLDR, you suck.

that reminds me

Excellent patrician tastes.

you should go back to cuckchan tbh.

You clearly are into some sort of fucked up fetish.

disgusting

Video games is not real life you low testosterone faggot.

He was betrayed.
Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.

Gwyn. A man just strong enough to prolong the inevitable.

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Still, a bro

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Except she is the boss since she has her own health bar and you can shoot her with arrows from the ledge until she dies to which Vinland kills himself after. Most players can just kill Vinland and get her to kill herself but don't act like she's not a boss

I killed sif before he started limping. I feel nothing.

I've seen worse. Iunno what everyone's so shocked about

Hello Martian Monday enthusiast. Why aren't you drawing Tyr'ahnee faggot?

I can't fuggin draw.

And that qualifies her as a boss fight? It's an anti-boss fight and you're thematically undermining their point by pretending it's a boss

Except try to turn a nation into zombies to do his bidding

I honestly expected it to be somebody smearing shit all over a hairy asshole or something to do with animals dying to get this many replies. Jesus fuck you faggots act like you've never seen a hotkinkyjoe video. Anal Olympics? I'm only naming a few here.

I don't see OFF being discussed much in these threads, surprisingly.

Hipsters have been shitting on OFF recently again thanks in part to Undertale. Or maybe just the influx of newfags. Either way I was smart enough to pick the better ending in OFF first try.

which one did you go for?

I don't really remember how it ended I just remember the first one was the better ending I played the game for a week when it came out then never again

He did nothing wrong. ;_;7

To be honest I don't actually know what the fuck was going on in that game.

PJ still alive, yo.

What have we done to deserve this?

huh why? i felt bad killing him because his death seemed especially painful but he was trying very hard to kill you.


so its one of those on again off again things?

Why is it always dogs?

I've been feeling the same, and it's hard for me to say, since i probably clocked more than 500 hours in both games and i own all of the content.
Just play antibirth, where the devs want you to have fun, instead of trying to piss you out.

No it's you. You've desensitized yourself to abominable imagery and have lost an essential human characteristic: revulsion/offense.

You've ruined your disgust response from your Holla Forums-tier viewing, like anons who can post mountains of visceral imagery gore and feel nothing.

These people aren't children.
You're just less human.

What foul being could conceive such abhorrence.

Why are dog gore videos so much more harrowing than human gore videos?

It never even occurred to me that you could do this.

Because are simple creatures ignorant of torture

Armstrong was just trying to wipe out weak ass special snowflakes. Nothing wrong with that.

No, OP. You sod off.

this is a board for video games you communist faggot.

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Shit, I could've sworn I was on /marx/. Sorry.

Because killing people often makes the world a better place. Killing dogs serves no purpose other than sadism.

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WE ARE THE DEAD

no mercy for globalists

No, no one felt sorry killing this video game boss, you fat autist. Most people who played the game when it came out and aren't casuals who read everything online and watch guides didn't even really understand all the game mechanics the moment they fought him the first time. Many probably didn't even really understand rolls and iframes at this point which makes the fight annoying as all fuck.

Walking that disgusting path twoce or even more often makes you just curse whoever designed this pile of shit oversized dog, uninspired shit boss.

Souls is overrated cancer, btw. I thought I left the worshipping for that shit franchise behind when I left NeoGAF and cuckchan and came here. Apparently not… Well.

I kind of did want to fight him though

It still hurts.

Every boss in this game because they all suck.

IJUU WO TOMARE

wanna tell us when he started the series?

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It's not only Sif, it's quite a few of the bosses from Dark Souls. Many of them once great heroes, their minds now decrepit and broken from the Hollowing curse.

I didn't want to fight him, he was my
buddy

Go nuke yourself again, and your clay is shit.

Feels bad man

Speaking of DaS, Solaire was a great friend who deserved a better life
I actually cried after killing him, I had to put him out of his misery, I'm so sorry for letting you get that way my friend
I wish there was more that could be done to help him, but it's fitting in dark souls that yet another npc has a bad ending

You can actually save him if you use a shortcut and kill the bug of faggotry before he puts it on. You can unlock the shortcut by giving thirty humanity to Qualaag's sister, after which you can, just before the demon firesage, turn right, walk down some trunks and open a non-descript door and kill all the bugs before they become a problem for solaire..

He actually gets the closest thing to a good ending an npc can get in this game if you do that.

You only care because it's a big dog, if it were anything else that wasn't a dog you wouldn't feel sympathy.

Look at you genius, how'd you figure that out?

But he's a basic bitch conservative faggot, who thought Holla Forums was just le edgy ironic humor, he isn't fucking Holla Forums at all.

Isn't that what the media and our political leaders are doing to us anyways?

You nailed it. I assumed it was a battle she didn't want to have since she remembers you, but her loyalty to her master is so strong, she'll fight a friend for that honor. Even when near death she won't give up. Artorias would never give up.
I never fight Gwyndolin, I always feel bad for him. His father never cared about him. He was forced to be someone else. His father and his sister leave him. After all that he still safe guards the city. He makes it look like everything is fine. Then in 3 he's killed for nothing.

I also feel for The Boss in mgs3.

nu/pol/ IS just le edgy ironic humor, ever since r/the_donald took it over you can't discuss anything unrelated to US politics seriously there without either retards derailing or mods banning it.

Crocomire was just trying to run away from the space pirates invading his habitat, so he moved deeper into Norfair. It seems like a very shy, creature. Your encounter with him is just a misunderstanding and he was just trying to defend himself.

If you partake in establishment politics at all, it's already been done

offtopic, I'm not a usual poster on Holla Forums but I don't know where else to go with this,
Saw this while playing DS3, does anyone know anything about it?

They dun goofed but at the same time, I can totally understand why it's practically a mercy kill.

The world was shit, everything was horrible, everyone was insane and ruled by even more insane and despotic rulers. Batter might have been completely ruthless but at the same time he was just doing the mercy killing.

it says to you stay calm you goblin

What.

STAY.
CALM.

>not joining him

but what does it do?
what does it mean?

Get your revisionist bullshit out of here.

Nekomata.
Hattori Hanzo seems to be taking it well.
I don't think I can trust him.

that is all

What are they? Sons of kek?

cave story ripped off a trick of the tail

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Impressive.

Yeah.

you really ought to go back

I felt bad executing an unarmed Handsome Jack at the end of (((Borderlands 2))).

I dont think you understand the picture user posted friend.
If this is such a shitty place to you why dont you fuck off? Or is shitposting a part of your master plan in forcing everyone to conform to your way of thinking?

Yeah, you say this like the tribunal temple didn't do the very same thing…

do you honestly think meme spouting makes you refuges fit in here?

I've never killed her. She didn't attack me, why should I attack her?

True as hell, after a horrible level chock full of fucked up enemies and a shit-spewing dragon, I thought I was gonna have to face the boss too. Instead, I'm granted a free pass, I ran the fuck out immediately thinking she would attack me if I lingered too long. I just wanted to get the fuck out of the painting.

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He was pretty sweet, yeah.
Too bad the ending was trash. I also kind of broke that fight with the one-shot arrow thing. Still, compared to Grigori, the guy was a faggot.

IN MY MIND

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But the tribunal told me that they dindu nuffins. They waz good gods who went to church and wrote scripture.

I didn't want to kill him, but his treason was too much

wow i bet u dont even read the lore