A Good Night Thread for (You)

[Angry poltergiest noises intensifies]

wat

Everypony Equal.

Everypony Loved.

get that shit out of here.

fucking pony ass gay ass furry ass horse fuckin ass faggot ass retarded ass nigger ass pony posters

chill
the
fuck
down
bruv

I want to take a nap but no one is here to make sure I don't oversleep/

worse than hitler tbh fam

Because procrastination hi-ho.
Sleep well then Ikt.

Not sure if they make any noise other than that static buzzing, but at least their weakness is bullets.

I'll jump on your bed to wake you

If you swallow cyanide, you don't need to worry about that.

Did everyone see how mad spoils was going this morning, as soon as I left for work?

wew

this is good advice

Coffee

What'd you do to him?

They would make whooshing since they can move through the air. But I doubt poltergeist have an official noise.

I don't think I said a thing to him. He just started going off as soon as he was sure I was gone.

No clue about that at all, I just recall they made that static buzzing in STALKER.

Damn, this is a really fucking food roster tonight.

Wow what a bitch move

good*

Ionization discharge?

You can't help it. That's the kind of person he is.

...

what is that sequence supposed to be?
Please don't say ip

I saw this coming from a mile away
colbear only gets sassy when he drinks

bitch fight?

Thought you'd like this.

No clue at all, more like those "plasma" globes.

He goes a little overboard sometimes

Already got it.

You vs who?

oh, I know all about colby and his drinking.

I am always sassy you FUCK

It's the secret to immortality Grim. I have found it on the internet.

ALOOOOOHA!

I'VE GOT ALL THE SHIT YOU'LL EVER NEED!

Should've known.

its so easy to set him off
all you have to do at this point is be in the same thread
lmao

all that hate is gonna give him health problems

How are you, comrade?

Do tell me more

Oh? Have you met him irl?

anyone anytime

I ship Ian and Cupcake tbh

Always go dooty.

you people do tend to get mad easy I've noticed.
some of you at least.

Ian x Welma OTP

Plasma globes?
How about mucus globes.

You mean all YOU have to do

He just flirts with me

The ship has sailed, I'm cucking Grim now

Sometimes people have awful days and just fucking go off

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

ILL SMASH YOU IRL I LIFT

no, but for a while we would drink together every weekend over skype.

too late. elma got him ;_;

No silly Grim

It's GrimxWelma OTP

Well, an angel appeared and it said "stalk someone" so I did.

almost every day is awful for me so I don't really get why that makes people act so mad over the internet.

come do it then we'll drink together.

I wonder which poster has legit the best synchro with me past and present

That's what he does to anyone to make up for his one dimensional personality.

I think sci can do it too.

Nice.
Drunk tc fridays ft Grim might come back.

Welma's not into me like that, I'm p sure.
We're just good friends.

Oh my

You're used to it, tho.

I might join one of those.

true.

Doing a lot better, ended up spending the whole hangover day visiting multiple friends for the heck of it.
You?

For what reason?

lol I remember I used to always call cupcake fat back in the days

I mean I have fun with it so it works for me

yasss

I heard fox joined one, he had a beard and errything

shittt I missed it

Sweet. I'm powering through a summer cold with tons of vitamin c and spicy things.

It's working!

I've said this many times before, I'll say it again.

You're just 2nice.

I can't tell you but I'm about to see what's on Holla Forums. Gonna come?

It makes life more bearable what can I say

what does this mean

quick
somebody tell me why I shouldn't save upspend my parents money for a BMW

you're just mad I never went to one of those conventions and let you do me.

I don't have a camera or anything. I have a mic though I guess.

It means which poster has been the closest with me out of anyone else here

You open your heart, and it's just that much more easier to get hurt.

Get a fucking webcam. 10 bucks.

I'm not really sure if I caught the cold by sleeping with my window open, or if it's just all that pollen in the air.
Tried some antihistamines and they actually stopped my sneezing.

I don't really know, but I'll see how long I'll be staying awake.

classics, yo

At least I HAVE a heart you edgelord

not really interested in having one.

You don't think I have one?

I'M ALREADY DRINKING AND I HAVE TO PICK FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE ONLINE BECAUSE IM TOO PUSSY TO DO IT IRL

T. 99% OF POSTERS

Fucking lame.
Webcam is 50% of the tc experience.

I found a thread. Although, sleep is more important...sleep SD.

you're pretty cute tbh. I can see why rin likes you.

When you're being an edgelord you don't

2muchwine

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?
Like when

I'll just watch you all make fools of yourself. good enough for me.

Like right now

CRAAAAWLING

Probably the first classical suite I ever heard in it's entirety.

In a bit, not really feeling tired and summer's making it harder for me to get any sleep.

pft

I might have caught mine from sleeping in a room with full ac blast for 5 hours

thats good to hear
no medicine for me, just good natural food and immune system

excuse you
I spoke broken japanese to some of the little ones today that didn't feel very at home to comfort them and they ended up giving me head massages, big smiles, and hugs in return

It's because you're staying up late and not going outside silly~

Lol you pedo

No but really that is adorable.

im reading this thing wrong right?
RIGHT?
holy shit

tfw your dream car is sold out, only 100 made

I need someone to make love to these slow jams with

I had them direct a scene from forrest gump with some help from staff

I still have yet to watch the movie

they loved it

ill send you some video of it later

The one where the girl gets AIDS?

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

WHAT IS THAT

IM NOT DOING WINE YOU GAYQUEERNIGGANIKKERCUNTBITCHFLAGFAGSAGGYTITSBAG

Lmao poor bebo

nobody responded to you

here is a pity reply
unlinked though

sounds
like
wineeeee

Grim, Google the Mandela Effect!

woah

is this related to us?

no reply means no reason for me not to do it

That's always the choice of the lesser evil, either making the cold worse or sleeping in the awful summer's heat.
Yeah, kind of feeling like it might be some allergy I never knew I had or something.

Not true, it's just the summer heat.

I don't normally say this, but you might have drank too much.

Shoulda done the AIDS scene

nobody replied to your other post, either.

is that why you go user at times?
because people reply to you then?

idk what it is
I didn't see the movie ya dingus

Yes Google it and there's a picture that quotes Forrest Gump.

Is it?
Sorry...

Changing your name to murder and posting gay stuff gets you more replies than going user. Its a fact!

I go user when I use a new browser that doesn't have the name/trip already set
or if I delete all my history it goes away

that other one was just a blog post because I'll probably only get to see my dream car and not own one

replying to anons is the worst crime of all.

It's like you implied that I had given up on life and became a hikikomori.

(you)

Me irl

SHE GETS AIDS, GRIM

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

mind=blown

It is an extreme sin that only the truly damned should partake in.

You caught me!

honestly anyone who posts user or replies to them should just kill themselves.

feel free to try to mean more though

Cute!

Cupcakes!

It's not wine it's blonde beer how dare you.

-sniff- why would you do that?!

That's awful.

Well, you seem to have as much free time as me so....

sup?

it just seems like you might have had a bit much.

hi

Murder do you like traps or something, what are you gay?

I'm gonna add her, is that ok? :^)

facebook.com/profile.php?id=933949590048763

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You're blonde beer.

I probably do, but it's not like I'm not doing just nothing with it.

Sci, you are white, right?

Tell me about yourself

I will leave this answer up to another murder

So Friday night, huh?

i like this pic

Well...You do go to the gym...Often.

Grim you fucking like traps don't you?

Woah there

Sci, my friend enjoyed your serenade so much, he ended up making it his skype status.

Congrats

You want the stream then or the tc?

that is a very boring topic. pick something else.

I was REALLY horny last con

I think it was the cocaine

yes indeed

how embarrassing

grim at ax

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME

it does NOT WORK LIKE THAT

sup

Liar.

loodz is a pretty good poster for a dane

Only 3 times a week, could be more often too.

Tokes, you're an alcohol.

I'm being uncharacteristically nice to you.

rin shut up

you have the voice of an angel

He's the best Danish poster.

Hola senior grim

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa winky face

Make me.

More times than I go. By the way did you watch konosuba.

Finishing up dinner.

watchu do today

Ohohoho sure Grim blame it on the drugs :^)

...

Stream?

I SWEAR

Stayed up until 9am then woke up at 2 and moved stuff out of my apartment. playing ow now how was din din

Stream of forrest gump duh

de-lish.
Mixed in some eggs with the rice for extra richness and nutrients.

You moving to cali?

Don't talk to my Rin like that

Wew lad that is good. How have you been feeling?

Rin says you are lying. I think you are too

Oh. Well uh... I guess tc would be better

...

Nope, why?

rin is the liar. she knows better than most how boring I am.

oh..................

can't stop me nooooow
having such a good time

nikker soto was blowing some trap somehwere don't kid

YOU
FUCKING
ALREADY
KNOW

Nah miami

but murder sama rin is a way worse failtrap than erin
why hate erin but not him

great song.

NO, he was making lines for me

kind of floaty

So, when I tell you it, it's true.. but from anyone else it's a blatant lie?

I'll be at my new room by then

My boss is from florida, I was talking to her about it

she said down south its pretty fucking gnarly
like jacksonville

Trying to break the ice...

Rin stopped being a trap

Woah, you lewd Rin?!?

...

Sometimes it's better to leave the ice contact, or you'll drown.

that is not what I said at all. is lewd the only interaction you typically have with others?

really?
at least he made the smart choice after he realized how gross he turned out

do you even??

lines of DICK

SD my mind is fragile what are you doing

Swap the fries out for this

I really wanted to introduce you to Matthew but that nigga was super depressed this year over stupid /r9k/ shit

The remi trap had left that same day at 4:30pm, like I almost made that nigga late to the airport cause we were messing around

Jessiie was rolling balls at the Fakku party at the con

I joined the polar bear club. life jackets are needed naturally.

see you're not making sense.

hi badfox !

Jax is nice by the beach but by orange park and west side it's shit

Hi, how are you today boo?

For sale: one living human body
Pale skin
Blonde hair
Blue eyes
5'9
Likes: physical affection
Dislikes: itself
Additional information: you must support its dependency on prescription human sex hormones or it will stop being cute and happy
Let's start the bidding at "food and shelter"
Is anyone willing to offer "food and shelter" for this human

I was trying to see how far I could get before you'd start picking on me, but apparently you value me over that.
Fascinating.

Polar bear club..?

Does it come in male form?

...

fine
pretty happy
what about you you fucking weeb

I think he said something along those lines

I just know what everything leads to in these threads

I wanna see your tits

I'd like to throw in a loving companion with that

all righty

wtb

Diving in to sub zero water for the hell of it.

ooh
are they racist there

Q_Q

I'l ping you right back to china with your sense wtf

ITS ABOUT

P R E S E N T A T I O N

badfux

that's fair. but incorrect in this case.

tokai drink some water.

I would find it weird that you have "human sex" listed but I guess there are some dog fuckers here..

Every fucking time

rin actually is pretty smart honestly
at least from how he talks
and compared to the average rock bottom medium we have here

JAx is literally just hippies, college kids niggers and rednecks

no sad Miku pls

human sex hormones. read more.

That's actually a thing people do here after sauna at their cottages during winter.

Oh, so you don't value me that much, but you valued my blunt comment?
Straight to the feelers.

It's human

The bidding has been raised to "food, shelter, and loving companionship"

...

Bored, I was about to harass Alice but eh, here is better for now.

people only read what they wanna see

and a lot of church people

...

why do you hate me

harassing people is very fun

You know, Murder.
Sometimes I love you.

Way to read nigger

How old are yew?

Fuck that's hot

you're right grim, I am a witty person. thank you.

only occasionally

Is that why you stay?

...

Alex Jones warned me of this day..
I WILL NOT BE TRICKED

DONT PLAY THAT GAME

what are all the christian men and women going to think when they see this 'thing' on the corner trying to sell blowjobs

...

Back the fuck off

Murder is mine

it was on another line so my brain went bakas

is it you? o.o

my minds tellin me no

but my body

my bodyyyyyys tellin myeeeeees

actually i changed my mind thats too hard

Ikaros is super hot for no reason lol

too old.

alex jones is a literal crazy person. just drink some damn water.

oh stop it, grim. you're making me blush with all your words.

Finns have plenty tolerance to cold..

it's warm...

her face is ugly

I lived with one too~

...

Making me cry here Tokes.

But 0 tolerance to the heat.

Do I?

Depends who you're harassing.

Au-US.
Even you are not safe from the things I would do to prove the error of that statement.

Do not make me commit any crimes.

It really is! The little ones took notice after hugging me

a picture is worth a million

Bidding still at "food, shelter, and loving companionship" to the user

Well seeing as I'm the seller, and I can't legally own another human, you are allowed to make your own assumptions

I thought this was all of the time

I want to take her melons home with me. If you know what I mean

Older than 25?

so living with a nigger does this to you?

...

Now I realize that Subtle is into literal cucking.

I still talk to him even after moving

you're going to give me a million dollars?

older than time itself.

"Talking", surely.

LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS

i offer literally nothing fam

Remember back when I had a crush on you and wrote that really fun valentines day letter?

Good times.

ILL JUMP

STOPPIT

THEY DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE

Mhm you said I have some mental illnesses or something..

But Murder is secret lover...

Little ones? Like the kids you teach?

Nuuu it's my melons..

You won't win the bidding that way

Yes

jump into a big pool of clean water and drink it.

...

His eyelashes are way gayer than his eyebrows.

...

you'll have to physically choose me then

idk we went camping in december

Can you make me immortal as well. It is my one wish in this world. What is yours?

yes!~

*gropes your melon*

Everyone is different mentally Ik.

have you ever felt sexually attracted to any of them?

"Camping".

who was that?

my one wish is better left unsaid.

But my feelers Tokes, my feelers.

nuuuuu she's innocent!

Neru

Au-US.
I feel I may not have been quite clear enough.
Allow me to reiterate the point I was making.

I still have my free murder.
Don't make me waste it on you.

I feel like you may have printed it off and framed it.
I responded to your email, btw.

That's not how this works
The human is currently being sold at "food, shelter, and loving companionship"
Make a higher offer and the human can be yours

SD x Tokai is pretty OTP.

I feel like I remember that name. but I might not.

...

I'm mental state is perfectly healthy

more of that cute face pls

no
i offer boo
you choose user with all those things or boo with boo

hi SD

He's the Norwegian user that misspells everything intentionally in some autistic attempt at being "cute".

-doesn't know what to say-

How hot is it there?

this aint africa

what do I do?!??!?!?!

Yeah wish some of my old college friends

neru needs some serious psychological help

What is healthy?

with

sounds about right for these threads.

thank goodness.

rin tell your boy toy to drink some water. he won't listen to me.

...

...

...

Fat dudes trying to be girls is the norm here.

My mind

You're going to trigger Grim again.

very true

it was a joke

there's a lot of not normal behavior that is normal here.

I'm just really bored, but I do consider them fam.

I think I saved a few new images from /jp/ a few weeks ago, not sure if I can find any of them besides this one.

What's crackin' boo?

About 77F average daily, I know it's not much by your standards, but not really used to that at all.

I don't know at all.

I miss wish....

The minimum bid is "food and shelter"

So, you're mind is healthy?
That's good news. ♥

I wish there was a more merciful God to purge such filth from this world.

i hate you now

that one's drawn good

post new ones pls

*hugs*

im pretty happy
no interesting thing to say really
how are you feeling?

only 77F?
That's not hot ♥

...

that user drop out of the bidding?

all we can do is keep praying.

Here comes his waterworks.

You two would make a great couple.
e-date Tokai.

haha

We can get a list of addresses and go on a road trip of purging.

and don't you forget it

What about tons of drugs and lots of sex while listening to this kind of nigger music

die...

I do not remember you needing to say anything.

Just remember to whom Murder truly belongs.
And we'll be alright.

tempting.

The current bid is "food, shelter, and loving companionship"
Interested buyers must offer at least "food and shelter"
Although I can't say I could identify the user who offered loving companionship

revy its very unimportant to me whether im the highest bidder or not
i dont like this conversation gimmick anyway
id rather hear about your day

I am very forgetful.

But I met him first on KS/b/

this is an interesting auction. not sure why there aren't more bidders. seems like a decent offer.

Only if it's a convertible '71 Cadillac Eldorado.

I wish I could, but they're all just around the folder.

Pretty much the same currently, finishing leftover vodka from earlier days.

That's why I stated that, but still way too hot for me to stand it.

I'm pretty certain that is your current stand after judging this conversation between us two, but that was to stave off the boredom for the heck of it.

lmao no way

its sUPER HOT THOUGH

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

you have to learn its important for us

you'd be driving. I don't like driving.

Fucking tell me you whore

now that's not a very nice way to ask.

its a smart thing to do on a friday
are you drunk yet
do you have to be drunk to textwall like you do?

I googled the mandela effect.
People are weird.

ok
:c

If you thought about the conversation you'd realize how my day went

Does that offer include food and shelter?

I get choked up thinking of her

obviously not well
but i didnt want to talk about that unless you wanted to

30 CELSIUS!
♥
I can't imagine it getting that hot in Finland.

Shelter, you wont really need food though
You wont feel hungry for quite some time

You're a terrible shot.
You'd at least have to take the wheel while I shoot from the back seat.

Knowing what to do, or?

Only Thursday, but not like there's really anything going on ever.
Nah, it just happens on it's own.

Pretty much.

It has been 33C few last years at max.

that's wayyy too hot
:(

Nah.
Make Tokai into the woman he's always wanted to be.

You poor thing.

I will cut your fucking testicles off and shove them down your throat

Product of Global warming?

Canadians should be used to it though.

actually I am a good shot. I love shooting clay pigeons.

stop stop, I can only get so erect.

...

no.

15c is comfy

oh shit
somebody said it was friday earlier and i believed it
i just checked my clock and it appears to be wednesday
is it really boring in new mongolia? i saw that story about the refugees leaving because it was too cold and depressing

I'm pretty sure I hit the nail on it's head there.
Are you bored?

Most likely, hate it though.

It's cute how you think that matters.>>1186817

Well it would be best if I found somewhere else to live

I mean, you can't starve a human
It's illegal
There has to be food

I'm so sleepy Zzzzz

...

Let me carve a pentagram into your shit and cum in it

that's just gross.

it feels 105 in the house. For once its actually cooler outside than it is inside.

too cold.

I wasn't sure either at first.
Pretty much, nothing ever really to do other than going to the gym or drinking with friends.
A lot of those pokemon go people in the parks nowadays though, not sure how to feel about all that jazz.

then tell me what happened revysa

Isn't a real gauge of accuracy.

More or less, yeah.

Fuck off, Luka.

Why?

Ah heck you saw right though me

nope
-20c is cold

Then you have to drive green cars and use recycled toilet paper

shooting a moving target out of the sky isn't a good way to tell if you're accurate? I could hit a person, don't you worry.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW

honestly its just the current meme game
i think nintendo is pretty cool for getting all those fatasses out of their houses and doing some walking though, dont you think

also finland sounds pretty cool
the women all look really cute from what i've seen

Still here. Just a little occupied at the moment.

More of the same eternammy escalating conflict of "I'm a useless freeloader and living with my parents"
Kinda wanna take a hot shower rn

Faggot.

Shotguns have a spread to increase the margin of error.
Shot grouping is more accurate of a judge of shot accuracy.

I should clarify. The AC is cycling in an odd way. so if its running for too long it will burn up and I'm waiting for the weekend to to repair it. Luckily I have a window unit.

too cold.

Eternally

my shot grouping is fine. shotguns are not the only thing I've shot before.

make sure to send pics
well are you technically freeloading off of them? i don't know your living situation revysa

Then you're not alone, drinking as well I assume?

I don't really follow the hippie trends.

Too hard.

It's pretty good, but sometimes you've just got to look at the masses running after some ratata like "Seriously?"
Pretty much, too bad the weather is always shit and there's really nothing to do.

I am non binary and have no gender so anything I do is straight

Be green and live in the woods like a native american.

no

You are from Arizona after all, John Wayne.

Nah.
Finishing up something for dinner.

yeah same

Yeah, right.

Dude nice

it's pretty fucking crazy SD
i honestly didnt expect something would ever happen to make those people active

i really like shitty weather, unless it's heat
i live in cali so i get like no storms, even though theyre my favorite :/

Guess I was wrong then, anything good?

gayest gun in the west.

No loin cloth and spears?
Sounds too fun.

Yeah I'm pretty useless

You misspelled "World"

You are not

there's bound to be someone gayer out there.

thats probably why youre so depressed
humans thrive when theyre productive

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how do you manage then?

How do you measure gayness, in the end don't all fags just want the same thing so what would make 1 more gay than the other