Shitty video game jokes thread

We tell shitty puns and jokes that make other anons want to end everything.

Why did Kirby eat the king?
Because he was De-De-Delicious

why did OP make a shit thread?

because he was a fa-fa-faggot

fuck your Holla Forums thread

Did you hear about the player who met a creeper?

He was destroyed!

At least it's video game related, unlike lol threads
Here's a classic one! Why couldn't Link open the door?

What Video Game Developer is the best at the Quiet Game?

Nomura, cause he is the best at Zipping it.

Why is this so funny?

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon.
My friend told me that over 18 years ago, and I've been saving it since.

How did the Heavy Weapons Guy capture the point so quickly?
He was Russian

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