Shitty video game jokes thread

Would you like to forking a repo?
with my massive dongle

The wall is coming you little spic. I don't care how many proxies you use, you are going back.

10/10

What's the mage's favorite indie band?
The Arcane Fire

How does Big Boss open doors on Mother Base?

He turns Zadornov

Why is it called Steam?
Because it comes out of a valve!
Get it!?
Like because steam comes out of–
like pipes and stuff–
I'll go away now

Here's the punchline :^)

You can't contain it. Carlos is more than a mere man now.

His meme takes root, germinates and propagates the capacity for shitty puns itself.

What did the gentlemanly ghost dog say to the woman?
Missile open the door for you.

I think it's not possible, because Mario comes out of pipes but there is no Mario on Steam (Mario is Nintendo).

Well this was a shitty joke

Here's a better joke.

A nun, a rabbi, and a nurse walk into a bar.
The nun says, "I'll have sparkling water over ice, please."
The bartender smiles, opens the minifridge behind him, and pours out a generous amount for her.
The rabbi says, "Just the usual, Frank."
The bartender smiles, a little more honestly this time, and begins making a Boxcar. After he pours in the egg white and shakes, he pulls open the minibar again, and pulls out a small flap of flesh, and garnishes the rabbi's drink with it like a lemon wedge.
The nurse, about to have a long night's shift, and wanting some excitement, says, "give me the special."
The bartender breaks out into a wide grin, his lips agape, and pulls out some gin and lime juice from the rack in front of him, as if to prepare a gimlet. Then, the bartender turns around, opens a cabinet, and pulls out the biggest damn shaker you ever could see. After pouring some gin and lime juice into the shaker, the bartender opens the minifridge one last time, and pulls out a jar containing a human fetus. The bartender dumps it into the shaker, mixes thoroughly, and pours it out, having to use both hands to hold the shaker. The nurse, thoroughly disgusted, walks through the double doors leading to the restroom, and all the occupants of the bar can hear the nurse regurgitating their dinner. The nurse then proceeds to leave in a huff, while the bartender frowns slightly, hands over a twenty dollar bill to the rabbi, and while pouring the nurse's drink down the drain, says, "Well, I thought a nurse would be able to take it, but for once I'll accept my loss."

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u made a funny guys x')
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lol

When was the last time JC Denton was happy?
When he was with his Deus Ex-GF

I don't get it.

Why doesn't Dante like tempura?
Because Devils Never Fry!

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What is the Bachelor's favorite newspaper ?
The Oynon

Dating a single mother It’s like continuing from somebody else’s saved game.

My girlfriend just left me because of my overwhelming obsession with Assassin’s Creed…I tried to explain I can’t Altair the past!

A delicious brown girl who did nothing wrong walks into a room and notices she already removed Alto from this area.
"Teagout," she said as she left the room.

What do crabs, bad video games, and this thread have in common?
cancer

Why don't witches wear undies?
To get a better grip on their brooms.

I don't get it. Is it no vydia?

I'm not kidding here, that one legitimately made me want to shoot you dead.

Why is the ocean so salty? because the first EVO was held in Atlantis

Hey i remember this

anti-pun is anti white.
puns are the memetic form of maipulating the language and creating memes hence why shitskin languages like spanish have no puns and as such they leach to the aryan languages like englis.

Great advice, Hitler.

Goddamnit, you're either straight off the /int/ shitposting group or a byproduct of american education.
Read about other languages before you say stupid shit like that.
I don't even speak spanish and I still know a couple spanish puns.

Rugal 98/2002 and MK9 enter in a bar.
Both get easy drinks because both are cheap as fuck.