Holla Forums Sings: The EDF theme

If someone with a good voice shows up, he should be the shantyman, with the rest of the shitty Holla Forums voices being the chorus.

That's not a bad idea, actually. We got any singfags on Holla Forums?

picosong.com/rxm7
EDF
D
F

Rigged. It was rigged. It was probably the Russians. Those fuckers. I want a recount. Anyway, here's a decent backing track that you can probably make work.

you're really quiet
can't hear shit

picosong.com/rxum
Try now.

8/10 decent but still quiet.

only barely better
you should just start screaming tbh
it's the only way to even be heard

Why not sing the VDF theme?

picosong.com/rxuD
Ok, how about now?

Better
I'll use this

Bretty gud, I hear some buzzing in the background. I imagine that this can be edited out with audacity/whatever audio editing program. At least you're louder now.

Done with the toast, buttered it, it was pretty good.
This any good? It made me cringe so at least its something
picosong.com/rxJz

holy shit, i can hear the italiano in your voice
you exude pizza
10/10

picosong.com/rxJ7/
Here's my shitty voice, sorry about the pops and shit I'm using a cheap headset mic. I can try recording again if you need

Is this a cringe thread?

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Yes

Loud enough? Check. Lyrics correct? Check. Nasally autistic voice? Check. You'll do just fine.

8/10 bretty gud, a little flat in some spots, but who cares.

Your Tempo is a little slow, could you maybe speed it up slightly?

Nice trips
picosong.com/rxSt/
How's this?

Much Better
Thanks guy

I have never played this game but will contribute anyway because I always do with Holla Forumssings threads.
Just got to wait for an empty room so I can sing without being called a faggot in the middle of it like when I sang Rescue Girl
Granted that one was considerably more camp and I was really getting into that infectious beat.
Why do I keep doing this to myself?

(check)
Breddy gud and besides the tempo, the sound is clearer and you breathe less into the mic as well.

Yeah I tried moving the mic further from my sloppery cigarette mouth

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Get to it

brand?

I think I captured the required amount of autism for this.
vocaroo.com/i/s1m4t3Tzt2ug

Marlboro, best in Burgerland

picosong.com/rxb8/

It's not perfect, but it's something

how are you guys missing lyrics

>Not Camel

You purposely missed too many lyrics.

Its good

I'll sing tomorrow

This
this is PERFECT

Fixed
vocaroo.com/i/s1oY020ZgJij

There we go

Someone should make the backing track like In The Navy by The Village People

Anyway here's my commission

EDF1:
jii.moe/BkxOQaXue.wav

EDF2:
jii.moe/rke_7pXOl.wav

EDF3:
jii.moe/S1lgu7p7_l.wav

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Same. Throat's a little sore at the moment and my roomates are in bed.

figured it was easier on OP

picosong.com/rxh2/

It's quiet, but I cant seem to make it louder without a fuckton of background noise showing up. Thanks shit mic.

What the fuck is happening to me? Jesus. Is this what happens when you're a shut in for too long?

Anyway vocaroo.com/i/s1yGrHGtb7pB

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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

As much as I liked the highlander it was supposed to be a reference to starship troopers.

well shit

Doing dis in 12 hours.

Am poorfag who's using a Laptop from work. Any advice on decent quality without a mic and what to use or do you not even want me?

Fuckoff nigger, we only need the utmost quality singers with the best material there is.
if its audible and the lyrics are half proper you're good to go guy

So what system should I use?

Nintendo
use a nintendo

I have a microphone on my wii remote. I'll figure out how to FTP it to freedom.

there are two extended verses in missions, include those.

EDF!
EDF!
EDF!

mega.nz/#!48MgmLCC!Oy0Tk3kQIS38KfiSUfp0_RC9vpmDIcQ_hkyVl4cVAHY

Audacity it is.

picosong.com/rxzh/
Too bad i'm a loud autist who knows how to reduce background noise.

How do you reduce background noise

You become an autist

If you are using audacity:

Select a part of the audio in which you are not talking but the background noise is playing

Go to edit and find noise reduction
select 'get noise profile'

go to edit and select all

Go back to noise reduction and hit 'ok' to filter out most of your background noises

I am the danger

I lose all of my confidence about five seconds in :(

Effect tab > Noise Reduction
Then you record a few seconds of the type of noise you want to remove, and it'll remove that noise throughout the entire track.

After hearing my voice I'm pretty sure I'm pretty autistic. I don't think I can do this, I sound like an incredibly awkward and weak Patrick Stewart

Who cares. We're all neckbeards here. Post it.

This would be a lot easier if my trap friend weren't sleeping in the other room

do you suck its penis

Get him to sing with you. While holding hands, you fags.

Is flac ok? I've literally never sang in my life, and can't tell if I got better or worse partway through.

recorded from my wii + massive noise removal

no one here will give you any flak.

fuck me, mixtape sucks

goddamn, this should be easy

lame.buanzo.org/

Even though I'm 100% sure that site is safe they couldn't make it look any more like a virus

thanks

We're all autistic here user nobody cares and nobody knows you.
Just fucking do it

I got 1 verse in before I had to stop. I'm sorry guys whatever you may think of of it, I just can't handle the cringe of my own voice. And I shouldn't be doing this when people are studying a few rooms away To prove I'm not a complete faggot I'll upload what I did at least.

picosong.com/rxHe

Now find your balls and post the rest

Bit quiet, but pretty good user
Who cares about the fags studying I belted mine out and received zero complaints from the chink in the next room over

I understand that bit, but I would actually like to get into singing but know my family would think I'm a huge fag.

I'll try again a 16th time once I have an empty house. With gusto.

picosong.com/rxH6/

fuck you OP people wanted to do that one.

Just close the door you fag

No U

I did it with a shitty strayan accent (I'm a burger)
my.mixtape.moe/xaicqy.mp3

That's because you uploaded a .ogg file (or another non-mp3 file) which neither it nor picosong accept for some reason.

They're actually pretty bro tier guys who take school seriously. If I can find a time I'll try to consider it but right now is a no go. I forgot they were studying before I started recording and only remembered afterwords

I also cannot sing while other people are around. Don't want them to think I'm fun or interesting or anything.

If I can't practically screech into the microphone I won't get my full range. A door won't do shit.

It will be embarassing for the amount of 3 minutes before your parents/roommates forget about it and think its just you venting off.
DO IT YOU PUSSIES

cut me some slack man I just narrowly avoided my coinhabits thinking I have a hobby or something

Masturbation is an hobby user

Yeah, but it's a secret hobby

best take of 4

picosong.com/rxpf/

picosong.com/rx7K/
i forgot that my guitar's fuzz pedal was on the octave up switch

good as backrground music

cringey thread

Thanks

Awww, what the hell. HOORAH.

vocaroo.com/i/s0rFZKKcdN5u

picosong.com/rxvN/
ask me if you want more than aural shitposts

(protip for others: don't put your mouth next to a microphone windscreen unless you want to sound like you're stuck in a cardboard box filled with foam)

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this is literally unusable with all that static

m8 just cut down the volume by 3/4ths or some shit

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I'm not going to put really shitty meme ones into it, i'd like it to sound nice, so please if you want in, please re-record
mainly looking at you

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Ugh, I was going to sing this but that translation is horrible and doesn't follow a rhythm

So far i've received 8 submissions, and right now this is the current state of it, so it's WIP
please sing along with the video and make my life a little easier
picosong.com/rteg/

vocaroo.com/i/s04K2sciVIvz
I cant sing it off key like the video

im sorry

Its getting there

It's beautiful

in order to appease the totalitarian regime in play, multiple optional paths have opened up through hypertext links. a mysterious and tepid man in basketball shorts approaches your way: which path do you pick?

picosong.com/rtCA

picosong.com/rtCE

picosong.com/rtCt

picosong.com/rtCH/ Here's my shitty bored attempt

I wish some lines of that had proper rhythm, Like first is 14, 14, 14, second is 13, 12, 12, last is 14, 14, 13

Just seems like they missed some parts of the translation, makes it harder to sing than it should

noobz

I think both the JP and English folks were aiming for the cheesy 50s monster movie aesthetic, which poor acting is a part of

I don't think my singing was in the vein of what they were aiming for then, I thought they were trying to do like a "band of brothers" singing style

I mean we could have been singing this

Do I sound cute?

picosong.com/rtcJ/

We're onto you sentry

picosong.com/rtcz

Fuck, I sound autistic.

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To save our bags of shekels from outsider attacker
From vicious swarms of goyims that have once again come back
We'll unleash all our merchants, we won't cut them any slack
The IDF deploys!

Oy vey!

How long will this be running for, I'm only free to do it tomorrow

About two weeks from now, so the 26th

holy fucking shit. you do sound like Patrick Stewart.

vocaroo.com/i/s08sByrJGdbO

Yeah whatever.
I find the OP's video to go too fucking slow and i had to retry a buncha times, hope this is good enough.

That's because the song is a parody an established war song that has a history of being sung in an established manner and tempo, both of which are ignored

picosong.com/rtzw

This was more fun__ than I'd imagine, fuck you faggots for making me interested in this

Battle hymn of the republic or Blood of the risers for a less religious version

oingo boingo little girls sing when

Bumping

GET IN HERE NIGGERS

Bumping slow thread. Get singing, faggots.

Bump

So this weird stupid patriotic voice in the back of my head is telling me to do this.
But then I don't know if my heart is in it

Always listen to the voices in your head user.

Listen to your heart dick

I'll do one later this week. I'm gonna be busy for awhile.

Will sing tomorrow, dont want anyone waking to an autist singing

Eerie music indeed that shit is easily my favorite horror movie OST

polite sage for off topic (I already sang anyways)

bump

If anyone would be so king as to save some of the submissions from now on, as i won't be able to monitor the thread from work, that would be appreciated

picosong.com/rT4e
Might have sang to fast, if thats an issue i can correct it

right here's my entry, niggers.
First time doing this.

i tried

my.mixtape.moe/bjyizc.ogg

I fumbled around and fucked up on a few parts. I think I did an awful job, so I guess it works.
picosong.com/rT5c/

bump

picosong.com/rTxK/

fuck it, this is as clear as it's getting
the filename isn't a joke

picosong.com/rTtg/

Bump

don't you die on me god damn it

you guys still taking submissions? this is as good as this one is gonna get picosong.com/rHwq

See

I see, well you have my entry then

Well I said I might come back to it and I did because I'm an idiot. I tried my best not to sound like Patrick Stewart but… well I can't defend myself here. I guess I'm glad my voice will be behind a fair amount of other autists is all I'm saying.

picosong.com/rU5W/

Bump. I'm not submitting this again.

vocaroo.com/i/s0LLbgv7SWQ3

Background noise is meh

hope this works out well
looking forward to the result, faggots
make sure to keep out certain roach french kid creepers who like to ruin musicals

fuck. I'll try to get to this at some point.

bump

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heres my shitty voice. if you think i sound autistic, just so you know. eng isnt my frist language

mega.nz/#!f80R3D6A!UOHxjjrky7shmMXGrW21QlU9hwmV2wGNaIU3d8z7yP0

MORE INFO ON EDF5 GET IN HERE FAGGOS
gematsu.com/2017/02/earth-defense-force-5-details-fencer-grim-reaper-immigrant-ship

Bump

dong

You sound like phontomen

youtube.com/watch?v=G9Q0MkOWo0M

you're right, he does.

fuck it here's mine: picosong.com/rifM/

You motherfucker

pls no bully
mega.nz/#!UtsXGZII!H-G4heQai_9ca4DNzzZ0zUmVukN8Zo-BV7BALWWhAag

faaaaag. I don't know how to listen to .flac

plebian.
cccp-project.net/
don't be a cheeky cunt, this codec pack will let you listen to practically everything

I just figured out I can open it with MPC-HC.

how fucking far is Demi-chan wa katagari?
i've been reading a slow as fuck translation group for the manga

Come on lads
EDF!
EDF!
EDF!

it's time to ball up, fuccbois

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bump

fag.

Can confirm this wasn't missed? Also bump

yea

picosong.com/rvZC/
i think i did pretty good

Bump

the rhythm is too fast.

picosong.com/Gwui/
ok i slowed down a bit

I like this version.

reminder
it ends this weekend, the 26th

user…

whoops
yeah, NEXT weekend

awoo

bepis

I swear there were other replies to this thread before. Where the hell did they go to?

hey (38c6d1)-man, how's progress going?

Whenever possible remember to record your shit losslessly.
I mean, I'm sure we will never be able to make this studio-quality but let us not deliberately try to avoid it.

wait a second what the cuck how did i miss this thread from early on this month and the other which was last month

I don't think we had one for last month. Did we?

well op is from the day 4 and mentions an earlier thread, i just assumed the earlier thread was from january.

That's a sheepfucker accent, mate.

t. Aussie that can't even do an aussie accent

ding dong

Have you saved all the submissions OP?

I vouch for this one and someone should come up with lyrics for the bridge parts.

I think so?
most of the ones

Will there be a musical track?

possibly, depending on how it turns out in the end

keep it bumpin bois

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Fuckin A

if you're one of the anons that does this, go fuck yourself,

If an user actually did get mad at this he'd look like a retard so it's not really a problem.

bump

bepis

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penin

JEWS

meme
cant wait for the finale

We got 1 week left for submissions. I think we've got most of anyone who's going to bother participating. I hope I'm wrong, but that's what it looks like so far.

I'de say you got a good amount looking at this thread.

z

I open my eyes and I see a fucking FORCED meme, Holla Forums sings is even more stupid the podcast, the stupid fucking draw threads, "It's ok if it's shit, it's totally-original content creation!" What a joke, what a meme, what a mistake. A pit of lies I have to stand on. The last Holla Forums sings was an a good song, but the wrong voices to cover it and with an awful image to go along, it was fucking shit, this stupid bordered 16:9 but not actually because it's 4:3 image of sonic with a shitty meme character from a shit indie game, like what the fuck is this gay orange hair fucked, reminds me of orangutans or a female prime minister (t/l note: prime minister = president) that did absolute dick or rather she sucked big dick but that's getting off topic, it sounds like shit and it was made with low effort and is filled with "ow this make my ears hurt" because it's a shit piece of work, out of all the things Mark wants to bring back, he chooses Holla Forums sings, he knows he can't participate because he has a shit fucking mic as evident in the fourth episode of the shit shit podcast. (I have to say shit twice to note it's shit)

I wanted mosaic threads, what I got instead is autistic retards screaming into a tin can, yelling their guts out as the sounds bleeds out to my speakers and the cruel fact that the sound is re-compressed three/four times, which is a big meme.
I hate these stupid gay threads as much as the sun and moon shines. It's a joke to ruin a whole orchestra of autism with one fucking french namefag, yet /mu/ shrugs it off like it's a usual bad friday.

Holla Forums sings is cancer and gay

Thanks for the pasta

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wheres the song op

you said there would be a song today

Let the attention whores do their thing, user

no matter how hard you try, you will never top mr. skyrine when it comes to hybridizing autism and speaking the hard truth
CTS-V > all japshit

re-read the thread
i said NEXT weekend
the 26th
i was retarded when i did it

thanks for the bump

rmemeber, last week for submissions

af

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Still no new additions.

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POST YOU NIGGERS

checked.

I'm glad I saw this in time for submissions.
vocaroo.com/i/s1NOxUau8tUb

oh shit a nigga who sings before the deadline
thanks

3 DAYS LEFTS NIGGERS, START POSTING

Thank you, soldier.

only a few more days left to submit

Same user as here.
Figured what i recorded might be a bit too fast so i recorded again this time trying to be slower.
based my speed on

my.mixtape.moe/mstrhm.ogg

My pc broke a while ago though so the quality's more ass on this one. Your choice on which one to pick

no bully
vocaroo.com/i/s0qBu97KKgoJ

I appreciate the contributions, anons.

The only problem I have with the EDF song is that it's too short.
It needs more verses!

MORE UFO'S ARRIVED FOR US TO KILL, OH WHAT A THRILL
CALL THE REINFORCEMENTS, THIS IS REALLY NOT A DRILL
FIRE EVERYTHING YOU GOT, THERE IS NO OVERKILL
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

ONCE THE SMOKE HAS CLEARED, THE SIGHT I SEE GIVES ME THE CHILL
NOT A BUILDING LEFT INTACT, AND ALL THE BUGS ARE LYING STILL
BOY I SURE AM I GLAD I'M NOT THE ONE TO FOOT THE BILL
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

AMMO'S RUNNING LOW, WE MUST FALL BACK TO RESUPPLY
WE GET ARTILLERY SUPPORT AS HEAVY BOMBERS FILL THE SKY
THEN IT'S BACK TO WAR, WE FIGHT UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE
THE EDF DEPLOYS

DESPINA'S GOT OUR BACK AND LAUNCHING TEMPESTS FAR AND WIDE
BLAMAS ARE ON THE MOVE WITH HEAVY ARMOR BY THEIR SIDE
THE REAPERS IN THE SKY AND NOW THE ENEMY CAN'T HIDE
THE EDF DEPLOYS

I'll sing when both my parents are out of the house. Pls no bully

2 days left.

nice

And as we re-supply, we hear new orders have come in,
Into the jaws on hell, we fight until we win!
Exterminate the aliens and all their monster kin!
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

More UFO's have come for us to wreck them, what a thrill!
Bring in the reinforcements, there's still many left to kill!

Fire everything you got, there is no overkill!
Once the dust has set, we won't pay the bill!
I'm amazed there's any buildings left standing still!
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

If I were to fall down, I'd go down fighting you can bet!
Tell my family and friends I died with no regrets!
My brothers will avenege me, and the bugs won't soon forget
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

(Alt)
If I were to fall down, and end up as a monsters lunch,
Tell my family and friends I love them very much!
The balams are deployed, now crush the bugs with a crunch!
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

I tried to do the best I can do but I couldn't accomplish that, because that is as much as I can take of listening to my own voice. Here is the result.
my.mixtape.moe/darbeu.wav

Here is an idea, with each passing quatrain(or how the fuck would you call it) there are less and less people singing.

1 day to go

TODAY IS THE DAY
START POSTING

'no'

LAST CHANCE

picosong.com/Gbpz/

I finally did it.

Bump

any ETA on the whole thing?

next weekend, maybe
i'll make a new thread once it's out and ready

Thanks OP

Thanks for doing this OP.
Hope it turns out awesome. Or terrible.
Or even better yet, terribly awesome.

it's over

SUBMISSIONS ARE OVER

where is the mix?

Next weekend you nigger

Nice trips