♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

RIP ZYZZ

I don't need to remind you what a colossal waste of time that would be do

Nope, but if you pay $30 and $8 shipping for brand new copy, you can get it.

I don't know what to do

Dat Axe Ending tho ._.

It'd be fun, maybe.
But you're the only one who could appreciate it.

Wow, actually.

Remind me to finish ZTD.
After Re:0

thats such a cute dog webm thank you

it's still better than my kissanime days..

Hence the waste of time part. But I'm not stopping you

oops

I gave you VDD - a Very Deep Dicking.

I'm about to call for an appointment. I'm close to crying. ;__;
My brother had lots of ear problems too. I was immune, it seems, until a few years ago.

You'll have to tell me if I ever take things too far. I'll think about stopping.

What are you drinking? And why are you allowed to drink in the military?

Yeah i'll make a safeword

it'll be cute for you to ignore it

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:( Its awful, I would say, from personal experience, that only teeth related pain is worse than ear pain.
Any help you get is better than no help.
I have had and probably still do suffer from my genes a bit to this day
could be worse though
I am not quite dead yet.
Heh, are you like rudolph... but with the ear ^^'

What is ZTD?
And only if you remind me to play VALHALLA
I still need to complete Witcher too, but I made the noobie mistake of putting it on extra hard. Because 'lol, I want a challenge'

Now it is a fucking chore trying to get through it and I don't wanna start all over again. Escort missions are instafails.

Going into a door with enemies means instadeath.

Got no potions?
Good luck, cunt.

i wish my his got as much (you)s as my ninis

mhm. dyslexia.

Svedka, swedish vodka or sometihgn

i'm on leave, i can drink what i want
also, you can drink off duty, dont be dumb.

Streaming shouldn't be so bad, these days.
As long as the quality of their files is decent.

[REBUILDING FONT CACHE]

I wasn't telling you to remind me.
It's that what you were saying reminds me to.

ZTD is Zero Time Dilemma, the third Zero Escape game.

Oh yeah! That's why I'm going through 999 since I havenn't played it.
Btw, if you still trying to complete it, do yourself a favor and filter boo until you do.

He ruined the ending for me.

odoroke~

i'll bbl

It'll be difficult for you to say it anyway with the gag and all.

It sure feels like it. Poor baby Scoot. I'm sorry you had to go through all that. I remember hearing my brother scream during some of his ear appointments as a kid. It makes me wince.

You must have hit your head on the table too hard when you came up for air.

Vanilla upscaling is disgusting.

I don't even remember what he said about it.

but I just play for Phi and the puzzles anyway.

Ingles por favor.

Maybe mngmgmhmghm can be the safe word

and then every time you i let out a noise you'll be ignoring my asking you to stop

you sadden me but thank you for the lewd.

the dyslexia really got you today.

Surprise

Phi the coolest.
Tbh, I'm more in it for the story.

Brb. Bath.

most of their files is shit tier
and it's buffering is annoying when connection's down.

Je ne parle pas Anglaise.
Parle vous en Francais?

I'm in love with this handsome bear wtf

Ingles por favor.

I think you're a furry now

ask squash to be your mentor

Phi is bae.

Enjoy.

#findABetterSite

/gfur/ plz >>>/go/

And I'll be motivated to elicit more noises. This is sounding more fun by the moment.

I feel like that's your way of telling me you miss my enormous horse dingus.

Je ne parle pas .
Parlez vous en Francais?

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Ingles.
por.
favor.

I'm gonna keep downloading and feel like a pirate

I win.

I only condemned my mother to a nervous breakdown. No biggie
We're all, more or less, in a good place now so.
What doesn't kill you makes you zaney!
Are you a little off kilter atm?

Kinda dizzy, actually. :(

Poor Rider.
At least you can cap her in the upcoming Heaven's Feel movie.

i like the idea of a situation where everything i do is a legitimate solicitation for you to tease me to be honest

maybe we can sit down together over coffee and draw up some other plans to engineer scenarios like such as we just discussed. like taking away all my clothes and only leaving slutty ones then treating that like an invitation to treat me like a whore. or saying you're going to do awful things to me if i'm not obedient then treating my obedience as willful subjugation.

we can work out the details at a later time.

Que?

Yar har fiddle dee dee.

I watched the movie and like damn the bear is like everything I want in a dude. gotta find me a buff athletic man

Yeah, balance is usually one of the things to go. BUT on another note because I don't want to be a drag, what are your analytical impressions of Jean-Jacques David's The Lictors Bring to Brutus the Bodies of His Sons
Let us put your superpowers to good use heh

Et tu

make sure you're buff enough to not be destroyed by his sheer biological machinery is all i have to say. It's never fun when you wake up on a mattress on the floor in an unfurnished apartment between to hulks with bruises in all your sensitive areas.

*Jacques-Louis

Fucking plebean

why does bruises sound fun though. pf hehe.. I'll only have one hulk to myself. and he'll keep me safe. be one of those softies to me but to everyone else they are all scared of him. I want him to be serious and stoic around company but in private he will keep me warm and be soft with me.

no, you and your prolapse lost.

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brings me back

slet

spell it right, punk

I didn't know that was a thing. Thanks for the heads-up!

Is that a promise?

I think there's a treasure map drawn on the back of the canvas and we ought to go steal it.

I'm sorry. I got carried away.

that sounds nice and dreamy and disgustingly normie REEEEEEEEEE

i'm almost jelly of your normie and how probably it is that you'll probably get a nice softie hunk like that

almost

Begone, cretin.

you better go to the doctor. you are seeing other things on yourself on other people.

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you'd miss me if I were gone.

How do we steal it from Musée du Louvre?

my memes seem to high for you

I have transcended beyond mortal memes.

too*

I like Alestorm's cover.

Slut.

J'adore vous beaucoup.

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My voice is shot
vocaroo.com/i/s1LFdidiHpTr

We'll use a contraption built by Benjamin Franklin, who found the plans among some of Di Vinci's personal items.

you may be right -_____-

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It's a trilogy of movies that start at the beginning of next year.
Based on the usual blu-ray release schedule, it'll be like next April when the first is out in something that isn't a theater.
Or you can just go to a place like the Angelika and watch it.

I'd enjoy the fact this place would have less venereal diseases.

NANI

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amazingly I still don't have any of those.

k now post hand

Codecs are confusing

Nein sprechen Japanisch.

I am beginning to imagine this as more Uncharted than National Treasure. This is good. Drake > Cage
But... This would mean... that there is a... by da vinci... a code... you could say it was

THE DA VINCI ENCRYPTED MESSAGE

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We're not done with you! come back

THANKS

that sounds swedish

I thought your craigslist hookups would've gave you a gift that kept on giving.

Outlook hazy try again

I think I fixed boring lands

sugoi desu nee~~~

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No problem champ

Perth, Scotland.

Quois?

I don't actually have one.

k

$8ball

I can't come back from the realm I have entered.

everyone on craigslist in my area is either a filthy mexican or someone twice my age or more. no thanks.

Di Vinci Code
Up, Down, B, A, Start + Select
All weapons, all keys, and infinite continues.

I'll be on the lookout. Hope you're having a nice day, btw.

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Best girl.

that makes no sense.

I bet you have way more disturbing ones.

I think I remember us having this exact conversation sometime before.

come to think of it you might be right.
first time for everything

Ask again later.

Da.

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yes

I mean if you'd like to. idk.

DID YOU JUST HAXXXXX????????

you god damned maverick

[TOP GUN MEME]

That's because I forgot I had the embed link.
I meant to do this.

Je ne comprende.

No i'm 100% vanilla.

$8ball

It's going just fine, albeit uneventful.

What's the Austin equivalent of an "artsy" theater that plays a bunch of indie films, international stuff, and documentaries? The Angelika is the one in Dallas and funnily, it's the least pretentious theater there is and is surprisingly cheap.

First time for what exactly?

that makes more sense. and I'll go ahead and take my win and end it here.

this is very disappointing.

That's Tokai's win, you slut.

you being right.

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I thought you liked flat chested 13-year-olds

loco
vocaroo.com/i/s0b02JVej23N
look

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moreos

wew that's pretty heavy

I'll pull your leg down from there

Look at this test and be amazed.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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what do I win

When am I ever wrong?

You "win" Rin's asshole.
But I'm not sure if that's a win or a loss.

you'll say anything to deny me mine. but I refuse to allow you.

my legs are gone. I exist only as an internet entity now.

well well well. i.imgur.com/7V9WVD1.png
how about that.

I guess kinda.
I like Alestorm.

hi

most of the time.

Easy there, Insider.

I didn't really need this test to tell me you're a subby brat.

Kinda dig this.

But that one is legitimately Tokai's.
Don't steal Tokai's things.
It's rude.

Source?

I miss him.

you seem poorly updated

I will hecking hack you

what do you also like?

true. but it's amusing to me how perfect we'd be for each other.

myanimelist.net/anime/21561/Ryuugajou_Nanana_no_Maizoukin_TV

exactly how is it his win?

try it nerd. I'm unhackable.

He's probably still trying to find a new neo-Nazi to get amphetamine laced jizz from.

Thanks

see

I was raised on trucker music, so Metal, Rock and Country mostly.

But I listen to everything and anything.

shouldn't be too hard to find, really. the internet is wonderful for that stuff.

sure thing. great anime. wish there was more.

The tanned maid is a dude.

I would say The Violet Crown is the artsiest theater. The Drafthouse sometimes shows indie films and older stuff, but the VC has a classier feel to it. They also validate your parking. It's weird.

I would like to. I just have some concerns I need to work past.

It's a Unix system. I know this.

Just think about a girl while I brutally rape your throat. again

Yeah i'm pretty amazing.

It's his fault I fucked up and tried to post a picture with a YT embed.

So he won this round.

do you think that is going to do anything around here but make people want to watch it more?

maybe you should prove it sometime.

that just means the win is mine and his, leaving you still the loser.

post cock

Hey Sci-chan ^^

Whoa

What, you didn't see enough of it when it was slapping against your forehead all night?

as far as the show is concerned the only reason you know that is because they explicitly tell you. they are the perfect trap.

I think he "quit forever" again after calling everyone boring again.
He'll be back in a week.

Yeah, I just feel like Austin's would steer too far towards the pretentious type of that theater.
Angelika is like $10 ticket for anything at peak hours and like $15ish for a large drink and popcorn. There's even a bar that's like $8 for drink so it's pretty great.

I'm sorry that it's bad I'll make a better one when I'm not sick

but he has yet to come back, even though his favorite person has returned. he might actually be gone.

10/10

lies. post it.

this

whats good

And that VA too
10/10

What is this anime and should I look at it

Does that mean we have chilli dogs on the Champs-Élysées?

Chipzel is love.

Da.

You won't even have system 32 when I'm done with you

I like the cutesy stuff too

fun stuff, I can't really explain my taste.
but it's an odd one.

yes. the whole anime is quite good, but the trap maid is the best part.

You're 10/10

myanimelist.net/anime/21561/Ryuugajou_Nanana_no_Maizoukin_TV

I'm the one who subliminally caused him to make you mess up, so.

I upgraded to system 128 ages ago.

Like I said last time begging is key.

Que?

The only way I know of to describe mine is eclectic.

I like Nickleback unironically.

Some people go to the VC just for the food. They have a little bar and cafe inside. Reasonable prices too. I've only been a couple of times though. I prefer the lowbrow culture at the Drafthouse. Plus, they have an alcoholic chocolate shake that I may order every time I go.

Like a posted it in your butt while desperately yelled for help from the guards?

We have Chilean sea bass dogs and bloodsucking lawyers.

i never know how seriously to take our conversations. But yeah. I'd like that. I need to get myself together a bit as well.

give it a few months and I'm sure one of us will be within range of the other and then we can go get a drink together and i'll show you all the plans and blueprints i've made on tracing paper. Be prepared to cash out cos custom handcuffs are expensive.

i'm glad we're friends. sorry if I'm too srs or gooey.

It's fine I like it. a lot of artists I like spend decades destroying their throats with cigarettes and alcohol to get that nice sick sound you're reaching so naturally.

you'll get it eventually. you accept that steam request?

You're biased

Neat downlooding.

I do not think so

Si

enjoy. cap the trap maid and all smug you can find for me.

He did it because of the conversation the two of us were already having.

Because I brought up media players.

So really, I indirectly rekt myself through him, and you had literally no role in it.
I would've fucked the post even if y'weren't here.

Ergo, it's Tokai's win, I simultaneously win and lose for rekting myself, and you can fuck right off~

What?

Find your own smug

I did

you cruisin for a bruisin faggot

Sounds like quite the task.

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Not sure how to read this response.
But it does sound like a tempting proposition.
Did you manage to venture out with friends last night btw?

suffering

Do you have lolis yet?

tu madre es puta, maricon~

I'm taking the win anyway and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me.

never.

excellent.

I gave you the source. you owe me big. plus we both love explooooooosion girl so we're basically best friends and best friends cap smug for best friends.

That actually sounds good.
There's the Lookout one in Addison that is like $30 per a movie ticket and full wine bar and other shit.
It's just...why.

you won't be so tough without the casing.

oh god

I used to too

I feel like organizing my music now

you wouldn't dare.

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Now you can be gay in private since you were not brave enough to do it in public.

But I already had that link.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Taking this win means literally every win you've had, or will ever have are all invalid.
Because you just take everyone else's wins.

My music's always organized.

Because I move it around between my drives and computers a lot, so it just became easier to track if everything had a home.

yes. i fell asleep

it's more a matter of not shitting up the thread more than I already do.

just get me the smug, lady.

Back.
So someone on steam... I got no time for him.
Do I just delete him or tell him why I'm deleting him?

well since you insist on denying me my wins even when I get them fair and square I need to take what I can get.

I'm beyond delighted we're friends and think you're an exceptional person. (The latter half ot that sentence was edited after I gave it some thought and decided some things are best said in private.

I get bruises every time the warden orders the lights shut off. I think it's from my thighs hitting the bunk when I make you my bitch.

Ah, no. They had to cancel. We're taking a rain check 'til next week. But I did suggest Lebanese, so we're going to give it a go.

Come to my island, Scoot. I crossed dinosaur DNA with giant food. Cloudy with a Chance of Masiakasaurus.

Jesus. Is the wine all you can drink or something?

just delete them.

if you asked jesus that question he'd say yes.

I personally don't care how shitty the thread gets.

Nope.
You get like a little touchscreen thing to order more booze and food from the chair as your watching the movie.
It's so fucking dumb and expensive.

you're such a bad boy.

I wouldn't deny you them if you didn't have loose win condition, and claim wins that aren't yours.

Noh

I'm a real rebel.

more dyslexia. this is you

Reported

Heck

*removes screws*

teach me senpai

I tend to just delete and tell why later.

^^ I await your reaction to it!

It sounds like... Jurassic Park and McDonalds did a collab.... I am sold... sign me up.

words words words

This bugs me for some reason.
There's shorts under the skirt in tennis.

you're making me feel all funny in my swimsuit area.

mean.

stop this at once.

Trips don't lie.
Notable quotes:

Seriously, I've sober, drunk, stoned and high off my tits on ampthetimines and neither in these states of consciousness I could tolerate his puerile bullshit.

Yeah.

How does that feel?
I know all about you.
And your mother.
And father.

Haphazard sort is best sort.
Not even bothered that I could do better.

I'm sorry, did you say something?
All I could hear was whining.

Neat.

I'm going back to work.

I don't remember telling to to respond to me

It occurs to me that that Chipzel in root is a dupe.

Rip.

the fact that they stayed on your list for this long is a bit disturbing.

I feel exposed

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*winning

have fun.

fair enough

I'll get to it whenever.

Avril is bae

I am very tolerant to bullshit. And plain ignorant.
Just don't fuck with my booze or videogames and I'm happy.

That's 'cause he's classy like that. ;D

Dumb and expensive sounds right. They should at least install wine taps at every seat and keep the appetizers coming.

I know. All three of my penises work in unison to make your life miserable. Warden's orders.

Another great game I had and foolishly gave away years ago. I wish I could go back and slap myself!

don't make things complicated.

good enough for me.

As you well should.
Now say it in dog.

Say what you want, but she had some good songs.

Want some cheese with your whine?

still.

I was thinking more because of his whole "water into wine" thing.

I love cheese. what do you have?

What the fuck?

I will do no such thing

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Not in weeb world

*rips at casing*
what's that now?!

I'll do it too, do you have maps within those maps?

If you haven't modded yet - install SKSE, USLEEP and SkyUI. USLEEP patches lots of stuff, SkyUI massively improves the UI. SKSE is needed for SkyUI.

Oh, here is one

He's fucking 2shota4me

you're a monster.

Repurchasing is out of the question?
I did love the old Capcom.
Feels.

It's where they keep the spare tennis balls even, the pockets on the side of their thighs under the skirt.

I'm sending you a bunch of steam messages.

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age has nothing to do with it. not seeing those movies is just a straight up lack of taste.

im starting to think scanner should kill himself lads

kill you're self

I'd say you need some new material but that would be pretty hypocritical of me.

I'm been thinking about KY Jelly before it was cool, you casual.

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that being said you do need some new material.

Poor boo, something wrong?

no? just gonna let it happen?
*grabs case*

cheeky nandos

what

You don't open up a conversation like that as a greeting though.

Told him straight he can still watch em but was like 'Nah, cba'. Then WHY THE FUCK TELL ME?

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Mhm. 'Cause that wedding buffet was just rocks and water, and Jesus was like, "Let's get fancy. My dad won't care."

I could look around for it, sure. I just worry 'cause some of those classics can be expensive.

I'll read them once I've calmed down a bit.

this is one of the setbacks of transcending your body with those wonderful arms and legs.

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to make you mad, it seems.

he was a good kid.

Now I definetely don't wanna KM, just to spite boo. ;w;

He should work in Samaritans.

excited?

sorry sorry sorry. Just this whole insecurity thing you have is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life and I just want to tease you about it so bad. I'm awful. awful awful.

*pet*

well it was based off the ghostbusters comment he made
no idea what ur trying to do by saying that though

Pokemon GO servers ;~;

You can get it for around $4(used most likely) on Amazon. (just had a checky on the murrica site)

and stuff

IT WORKED, this is a ruse too good to be true.

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They've been down more than they've been up I'm sure

you would do well to remove him as fast as possible.

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not even a little beg?

poster below me wets the bed

:D

I will not be reduced to that. you may take my casing but you'll never take my dignity.

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There's probably a Charizard in the middle of the the street.
Go stand there and try to catch it.

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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top memeing

Get you some of it too. Stick it. Dick it.

Is there anything you -do- like? :c

traps.

Myself.

statistically someone had to.

I swear to heck I will insert my cd-rom

DONT LOOK

Chino with Tippy on her head.

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You were saying I was disgusting last night for preferring women and now you're back to saying I like traps.

Not gonna lie, I'd probably hate me if I was one of my friends.
But somehow they still like me despite my best efforts.

insert it and I will become stronger than you could possibly imagine.

looking.

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I'm flighty like that.

it's your charming personality, I think.

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Done and noted. Gonna try and bash this game out now.

I'm so socially retarded man, always linger on removing people I don't really like.

proud of you.

This one fucking gets me

Well, couldn't of done it without your guidance~

Swiss and cheddar mostly.

I'm about 100% convinced you're the only one who actually cares, lol.

Yes, actually.

Usually it's Genre > Artist > Album

There are some cases, like the entire Anime folder are just Series > Album

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he looks like annoying orange

that's what I'm here for.

low end crap. I want something fancy.

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Thank god that thing died

You just want me to like traps so I'd lower my standards to include you.

Yeah, I'm nothing but raw charisma.

Pence looks so uncomfortable

That doesn't change that I won't do it

Dunbar's number is a suggested cognitive limit to the number of people with whom one can maintain stable social relationships. These are relationships in which an individual knows who each person is and how each person relates to every other person.[1][2][3][4][5][6] This number was first proposed in the 1990s by British anthropologist Robin Dunbar, who found a correlation between primate brain size and average social group size.[7] By using the average human brain size and extrapolating from the results of primates, he proposed that humans can comfortably maintain only 150 stable relationships

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The tranny just keeps ripping their shirt off.

Thieves get none.

no. I'm quite comfortable with not being included in your standards.

why would you believe that

meany

I'll use that, sounds simple enough.

heheh

Nice copy and paste.

thieves get as much as they want, technically.

You were asking me to e-date you.

with you one would be quite foolish to imply that.

because I believe in myself.

and you said no, so obviously I was kidding.

We'll see about that.

Sometimes I get lazy, so there's things like that Chipzel in root folder, which is a copy of the folder I have in Chiptunes, and then Avril Lavigne in the root, which is a copy of the one in Rock.

*Thieves get none of mine.

Suuuuure.

That better not be sass

unless they steal from you.

i dont get it

Peeing in a dream.

somehow I think the two of us would end up killing each other.

that's literally all I put out.

i bet i beat you

warm warm warm

cold

Yep, god knows how I survived with such low common sense.

Btw, how be you?

Or ourselves for being with the other to begin with.

I'm theft-proof.

a question I prefer not to answer.

what about you?

that seems almost as likely.

no one is theft proof.

I bet you couldn't even take my virginity if you tried.

Its fine.

Do I really need to get the virusses out

lol, it okay.
I have like 4 temporary folders in my main folder.
how big is yours? altogether

Hot, sweaty, a bit annoyed that I gotta wake up early to see my sis graduate, annoyed with family arguments, mostly about my unkemptness and thoughtlessness.

Only had it happen once like 15 years ago

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probably not. I've never managed to top anyone yet.

those will also make me stronger.

sounds like you're in for a fun day. drink lots of water.

this is good information.

You say that as if a bottom penetrating a top isn't taking their virginity.

I couldn't sleep last night so I got up.

Good morning.

Does cordial count?
Drinking lots of that.
Can't wait to get home already

Good morning, wife.

your wording is confusing.

no, they don't count. drink water.

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too embarrassed to show mine now

I will weaken you with every step

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But I have never been to vegas?

you're pretty determined in this.

i cant believe you'd think he would get a joke like that

Too late now,
in bed.

Will do so tomorrow though.
Don't think I'll sleep well ;w;
I hate hot weather.
Prefer cold.

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hot weather wears on you pretty quick. cold weather isn't great either though.

Who could boo be shipped with?

you seem fun.

He wants your massive dong.

I'd gladly trade some of your heat for our rain ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Desu/Jackson.

how big is it? this is important.

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I can't get enough of this face

that is how I roll

Who is JAckson?

I'm apprehensive of accepting invites out of fear it's GTA related.

That's Cupcake?

holy shit what horror story brought him down to our level

You sure you want that?

Goodnight thread,
have a nice evening one and all
can I please have some ni ni?

revy
kanra
test
test's sister

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well you did me last night so its only fair

you are not supposed to be here &(

No thank you

roll a different direction.

it is purely for you to entertain me through conversation.

my life.

goodnight scoots.

pretty good.

not even ikt will add him

so sad!

Gil, pls, I'm in a family setting. ;w;

we all belong here.

Implying you had a choice.

how does it feel to be down in here in the mud and dirt with the rest of us

The person I was grouplinking you with is him.

also

You know you want that Jew.

fitting.

YOu haad a chance 8\

Did you crop that from me or?

That's... acceptable.

Also somebody post that as109 Megumin.

you can't make me

*pets*

fucked it up.

That last sentence shouldn't have been there.

He always types "*pets*" to people.

nahnah I got it elsewhere

Ehhh...

goodnight you silly poneposter.

Those names sound familiar.
I need to get familiar with a lot of posters, really.

Do I talk to these people? I;m not sure

oh T~T no

excellent.

I can't make you, but I can make it no fun.

yes, this is why I found it amusing.

nini

dude that sounds stressful as fuck. i'd be pissed

new thread lads
consider this your reply scanner

*pet*

I did say some.