It's time. Rage/cringe thread

As someone who was diagnosed with slight aspergers, this shit is absolutely autistic.

do all of the posters in this thread not realize this is a joke? Probably bait to end up in one of those subreddits dedicated to "SO FAHNNY" greentexts

Good job, you did what she asked of you and you did it well.

Amazing.

I know it has to be. but fucking Christ it hurts to read

God damn man, not even I'm this autistic.

nice pasta, can i save it????

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STRAIGHT OUTTA CUCKCHAN

The 4th picture. It actually hurts. I cannot stand how terrible some families can be. This is the kind of shit that drives people to homicide.

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I lost it at the nut drawer.
Shit thread though.

For fuck's sake, we know where we are. Go be smartass somewhere else.

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I was in a good mood and now my jimmies are rustled as fuck, thanks faggot.
I have no choice but to counter you with anti-rage material.

(checked)
Thank god I'm an only child, I've heard some real fucking horror stories.

Thanks OP, you made me feel good about myself knowing that I'm not you.

First of all, this is called Sony PlayStation 3, not 'PS3'.
Second, they are not 'analogs', but rather 'analogue sticks'. And yes, it's 'analogue'.
Third. The actual term is 'player', from the verb 'play'. Not 'gamer'. What is this, a video casino 2017?
I'd rather you called it TESV, rather than 'Skyrim'. Otherwise other people including 'her' may think there might be a 'Skyrim 2'. You don't want to disappoint and mislead them, do you? And you should have played it on PC, not PlayStation 3.

Everything went perfect. She went home unsatisfied with a stomach full of nut. It's the only way this could have played out.

OP's story made me cringe, just because it reminded me of all the times I've fucked up with girls before. The one that really sticks though is this (not really as bad as OP's story)

Being reminded of this shit is like needles in my brain

Come on now that can't be real

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Gotta love normalfags

Jesus fuck, I was in that thread and am still fucking mad at that little shit.

It's less to do with siblings and more to do with how computer-retarded your parents are.
I was lucky and my parents worked at places that were early on the business computer wagon, so we never heard "your games are viruses."
We did suffer through a "your games are getting viruses on the computer" back in the heyday of flash games, but I'm sure there isn't a single person here who didn't

You did right OP, no sex before marriage.

Oh my, G-d touched this one a little too hard…

The last two must be bullshit, if you know about computers to that extent there's no-one so belligerent that you couldn't prove they didn't know what they were talking about with one direct conversation and thus defuse their rant or at worst threaten reprisal for their idiotic actions.

All they needed to do was calmly explain why their idiot parent or sibling was wrong and show them just how fucking dumb they were for presuming otherwise.

A lot of people double down on their stupidity when you present counter evidence to their position

you have never talked with morons who are convinced they know better than you, no matter their actual knowledge, they cannot be convinced by any means

You mean like telling a marxist that marxism is wrong and communism is bad?

I remember hearing the last of that when I got my own computer.
But shit like those parents and sister, I've heard about too many of those, some which suffered physical violence over shit like that, thankfully not my case.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Everything about this thread makes me want to vomit.

ITT: Human equivalents of trash bag juice regretting not boning that man-faced blue-haired she-twink

Pic related: it's your current status

Thanks for the bump

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First one kind of needs to kill herself or that level of sociopathy will *get* her killed.

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You're a fucking retard if you believe this story is true.

Thanks for making a dubs thread OP.

Rage/cringe thread and nobodies posted Neogaf yet? Heresy

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Are these people being ironic?

First time hearing bout neogaf? No, they are not. Irony is not even part of their vocabulary.

wew lad, no they're deadly serious.

You know what OP. Good on you. In this social climate, you don't know if this cunt would have tried to call rape on you. We're adults, if you wanna fuck, just ask. Don't drop hints just ask. Give consent. Give ENTHUSIASTIC consent

I'd still prove to them they were wrong then very loudly tell them I'll wreck their shit if they ever touched mine again and then follow through on it. These pansies who let their mother rip their computer out of their hands and cry after they wreck it are either made up or so damn spineless they needed their hugbox destroying to fucking man up.

A person can have stupid ideas about how computers work but they have to defer to those who fix their messes else their shit stays broken.

at least you posted on topic, eceleb faggot

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You should check proxies such as Dualshock and Gematsu as well.

>>>Holla Forums631359

Like you haven't seen someone socially retarded enough to do it.

Its a copypasta from another thread that was exactly the same and was posted here a couple of months ago.
Not only does the OP demonstrate this by making a lazy as fuck space between the black and greentext but he also has not posted once in his own thread.

Last one. Maybe the roomate likes tiles? Im sure its pretty common fetish.

The only way the Vita comments make any sense is if their forums have been raided by trolls who're determined to sink the company.

My gamefaqs folder is almost as large as my gaf one.

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I distinctly recall that Edge cover right after the Xbone reveal shat the bed so very hard. It was the safest bet imaginable for consoletards and those cretins were wowing like it was daring.

That anyone pays attention to this shit is the scary thing, that anyone might modify anything to suit these mental midgets and their sick-making ideas.

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Sonyggers and normalfags in general love this shit my man, its all about the brand, not the product.
People defended the Xbone and paid mods, they still do and Im even seeing people on this board defending the fucking Pro.

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This is now a feels thread

>>>/r9k/
>>>/v9k/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/cuteboys/
>>>/suicide/
Fucking cuckchan normalfag

Eat shit and die

At leas the cringelord likes a patrician anime (rurouni kenshin) but holy fuck he gives a bad name to the fans.

Bravo, OP, you faggot.

It's Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu you fucking pathetic cringelord normalfag holy shit I'm angry these people. They're the fake-gamers and fake-fans. fucking normalfags.

you probably dodged herpes user it's ok. What kind of fucking slut does that kind of shit? pretend-gamer just to get some dick?

but yeah you should've never gone out for beer. should've been a nice friend and just watch her play and get her a glass of water. that's the first dumb move

yeah you're autistic

Yeah son, you've been here for 5 whole years.
>>>/cuckchan/

3 to six months for an upgrade? I've not updated shit in 2 years and can still play everything there is.

They have such a limited perspective on the world but speak as if they have authority.

Have we just stopped pretending that we arent Holla Forums now?

Has someone posted the brownies next to the hot cocoa screenshot yet? I feel like OP's fated to become that kind of meme.

No. No, this is not copypasta. Why would you think this is copypasta? Do you think this is copypasta? Does this look like copypasta? When your cat meows do you go "is this copypasta, Felix"? When you see a bird fly do you go "I have already seen a bird fly before in my life, this must be copypasta"? No, sir, this is not copypasta. You don't know shit about copypasta. You are missing the point very hard and looking at it with your memory instead of your brain. You are reading the post in terms of size and rhythm where instead you should read it as it is and extract the information you need. Why would it matter if it was copypasta? Why do you care so much about it being copypasta? Do you think if it was copypasta it would mean any less? No sir, even if it was a copypasta – which you don't know since you are asking (by the way, it isn't) – it wouldn't mean any less. Newsflash, everything has already been written once. Every book or sentence or maxim or tale or novel has already been written. That's just what being human is. Do you think that makes the present uninteresting? Of course not. You have to live with the knowledge that everything is copypasta. But if everything is copypasta, nothing is.

'CRASH THIS INDUSTRY, LEAVE THE KIKES BEHIND'

Reminder that you can download the Neogaf logo from PSN to use as your avatar picture.

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I find that cute. When it comes to pc gaming, ignorant consolefags are still stuck in the mid-90s to early-2000s mentality, since during that period you really had to upgrade very often to be able to play anything new (3 months is a ridiculous exaggeration though - it usually was every 24 months for common folk and 6 to 12 months for richfags). Stopped being true since around the time of dual core cpus and dx9 though, but consolefags still cling to this meme to justify their choices.

CRASH THE INDUSTRY, LEAVE THE KIKES BEHIND

Well, things could be worse I suppose.

I could be your mother who is absolutely depressed by having a failure NEET of a son who virtue signals on Holla Forums like the retard he is.

At least my sis and her boyfriend don't think i'm a complete antisocial reject any more, but i still enjoy wasting the best years of my live in front of a computer way more than i enjoy takiing emotional and phisical advantage of hotter and more wasted chicks like me…
I honestly don't know how to feel about myself

Fuck me, i meant:

I think you should kill yourself

I'm being told this by the same faggot that blogposts and asks for pity on a fucking anonymous vidya board and uses KYM tier reaction images.
>>>/reddit/

Christ some fucking weekends are just the worst.
Kill yourself my man

Actually got a chuckle out of me

The lesson here is no matter what you do life is always kind of shitty.

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At least you remained pure.

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