It's time. Rage/cringe thread

It's time. Rage/cringe thread

Stopped reading right there. You should have gotten some condoms. She wants to come over to fuck, or netflix and snuggle, not play video games you fucking retard.

The autism is strong in this one

OP you are actually retarded. She wanted to fuck you stupid nigger.

I have literally had it up to here with this fucking bullshit. Absolutely nothing but cancer day in and out. I will destroy this board with my bare hands if that what it takes to cleanse the dying soul of this once great site. Your era of relentless shitposts ends here because I am no longer going to stand for this bullshit. I remember a time when Holla Forums cared about video games, I remember a time when Holla Forums had quality posts, I remember a time when Holla Forums wasn't flooded with cancerous fucking shitposts, I remember a time when Holla Forums was a vigilant stronghold against normalfag forces, not an enabler of it, and I am going to bring those times back if I have to track every one of you down to do it. Remember your times shitposting here fondly, because I am the chemo to your cancer. Your cancerous posts are about to go into remission. Fuck all of you.

It was a great triumph on your path to wizardhood.
Every deflection was absolutely perfect.
You should have no trouble reaching 30.

Subtext for "let's fuck." That you didn't pick up on that is cringe #1.
Cringe #2. Autism over the edge.
Well, that was actually one thing you did right. Nuts and fruit can be somewhat aphrodisiac snacks.
Girl is in your room, alone with you in nothing but a robe. And she defers to you…
Fucking cringe! #3. You deserve a hard punch on the shoulder for making me cringe this hard.
[girl's internal monologue] "either this guy is a loser or hes playin hard 2 get xDDD, im gunna drop more hints xd"
[girl's internal monologue] "xdd maybe hell notice my zipper is open"
Cringe #4 and #5. #4 is that you didn't pick up on her hint. #5 is that you, a man and the gentlemanly host, decided to offer her the shitty seat while keeping the comfy bed for yourself.
[girl's internal monologue] "this fucking idiot better pick up on this one… im so horny dammit"
Cringe #6.
[girl's internal monologue] "p-please… just please… fuck me… fuck me right in the hole, hard and wet… a-anything, just not this…"

I'd go on, but you're too retarded for me to finish. I hope you go to bed 3 years later thinking about this day, when you couldn't even get me to finish my post because of your sheer retardation.

No fucking way. This has to be a teenage comedy movie gag.

Rage is my specialty at this point.

Now I really want a drawer full of nuts.