Guild Wars 2

Are you ready to defend the walls of Divinity's Reach against the hordes of Trumptards in the name of your queen?

No.
I'm surprised this game is still alive.

Is this going to be starring a Sylvari for some reason too?
Fuck Marshal Salad and fuck Salad Briar.
Oh and yeah fuck GW2 too.

This really doesn't have any parallels with anti-Trump cucks. Antagonist isn't portrayed as discriminatory, he's just trying to usurp the throne. Stop shilling this dead and forever shit game.

I am totally ready, even if it means the leftist shithole that is anet will inevitably compare Caudecus to Trump, even though there's no real similarity between them.

How much are they paying you op?

They pay me one pic of exclusive in-house Charr-porn per shillpost. Which is pretty good considering that getting art of same quality from a professional artist would cost probably hundrers of bucks. Won't share them, tho. Would lose that exclusivity-aspect, you know.

But I like Sylvari.
Granted, I like Asuras more, but Sylvari are pretty cool too.
And salad can be sexy.

I paid full price for this game when it released.

The regret still lingers in my heart and will do so for as long as I play vidya.

Oh and:
WHEN WILL THEY MAKE SKRIT A PLAYABLE RACE?
Goddamnit, I like those little retards that get smart as fuck in groups.
It would be pretty cool to play them. The more skrit players around you, the better your stats.

Eh, I had fun exploring 100%. That took a while, so I don't regret the purchase. Everything else about the game though? Fuck.

The worst part is that I can probably log into the game and STILL know the most important aspects of the meta.

I started a few weeks ago.
I can already tell that exploring is gonna be the best part of the game.
I was kinda hoping the rest (PVP, raids) doesn't end up disapointing me but from what I've read here, I'm not holding out hope.
Still, for the 20$ I got it for, a nice confy exploration RPG that lasts 60+ hours is a pretty sweet deal.

Glorious. I already found most of the critics about the game to be true, but I still don't understand the "they're SJWs!" one. Not only there's breast physics, there's butt physics too. Enough to please everyone.

Their living story was utter shit and they shoehorned lesbos into it.
Living Story is when thy started going full SocJuice.

The HoT areas are actually really fun to explore.

The top three issues for me with the game are:
1. The story writing is garbage. It's fanfiction.net tier cringe for most of the time. Though the world design and atmosphere can be quite good.
2. PvP isn't that fun. Still boils down to copying the most optimal damage-combo from the pros and executing that instead of being smart and adaptible.
3. The resource economy has been designed so that it's incredibly grindy at the final levels unless you drop real money for the gold.


I really enjoy the larger jumping puzzles for some reason. They feel a lot more organic than in most games.

You fucking genius.

btw are half the classes still worthless? I remember Ranger and Necromancer to be absolute shit and Engineer to have some nice stuff but didn't do much damage.

I'll bet Ranger and Necro are still worthless and the only endgame PvE gear is still Full Zerker.

1. All I know is that season 1 is not available and that's mad gay. Fuck. I'll judge the rest when I get there.

2. Meh, I usually play PVP without looking up guides or meta-builds and shit. I just like to experiment. Always gets me a 15 year old screaming because I'm not following the meta too, which is a bonus. And yes, I realize that this means I end up loosing 2/3 of my matches versus optimized builds, but sometimes you get that one crazy build that just works. Mesmer is probabbly my top one so far since I managed to spam so many illusions in one fight I kept 3 guys locked in combat with me while my team massacred the other 3.
3.Yeah, not a fan of that shit. I think I might shell another 20 to 30$ depending on how much fun I have with the exploration part, but if it requires more than that, fuck no. Plenty of other games to play.

It really doesn't do the damage I thought it would, even with a build tweaked for that. Someone in game told me people tend to pick ranger for the "Druid" thing and turn into healers. I dunno, I like ranged fighting and you can abuse evasion and stealth a bit to gain an edge, but I feel Rangers should cause a bit mroe damage than they do now.
Especially when you encounter a guardain, holy shit it's like I'm shooting peas at a concrete wall.

cadecus was a villain long before trump became president.

But GW2 is a SJW game, do not give them money

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Just let it die user. Guild Wars will live on forever in our memories.

GW2 never existed.

Same boat

People still play this?

I still play it actively (am ingame right now, in fact). You do realize it's still online, right?

Of course. I started leveling a Mesmer a few months because I was never good at the profession back in the old days, and have a Mini King Adelbern running around behind me because fuck nuAnet, Ascalon will live forever.

They turned it stronk as fuck in pve some years back, now it has a ton of AoE stuff.

Gw2 will still be alive because retards keep buying gems and cosmetic items and when they see a decline they will start development of gw3 and they will keep at it, using the success of the IP

Mesmer was always good. I got fucked up by them all the time in PvP. I wasn't very good at the timing back then, though, because of my shit-tier reflexes, so I would just play Warrior or Elementalist and murder things by existing.

My dad was one of those fucks who would do the fourteen minute speed-runs of Tombs and shit like that.

In PvE, I mean to say. In PvE it used to be pretty shit because it was focused on shutting down one target. It hasn't changed much in PvP but in PvE it went from being useless to being really really powerful.

I will wait for them to do -75% price and get it then, like I did before the expansion… Converted all my gold to gems before I left so inflation won't touch me

The story episodes are the dumbest idea in the whole game which add absolutely nothing yet they make that the primary focus. They do anything they can to avoid addressing game mechanics and meaningful content. They simply don't know what to do. This is because the core game design is fundamentally flawed.

Game is still alive with most if not all of Arena Net's original Guild Wars devs are gone, and holy fuck, the West can't make an MMO that isn't a fucking WoW contender, so anymore genderfluid lesbian mary sues in the game's story that fucking steals credit? also fuck you Kormir.

tbh "the west" made the only two good MMOs, GW1 and EVE.

I'll skip the spine-wrecking cringe that is apparently a story and not liberal fanwanking.

The revenant is way too fun to be in such a miserably boring korean grindy game. It's the frustrating symbol of what's wrong with the game: ideas there which work… but don't work quite well enough. Like the ranger; what the hell is it's role? Apparently healer if you have the xpack or it's dead weight.

The revenant is fun as balls and has a genuinely interesting playstyle depending how you spec… but most of the skills of heros are spotty, especially the condition build since it focuses on Torment (and ONLY torment) and shit like being able to talk/recieve comments from the heroes you are channeling dropped. The repeatable areas in HoT were very interesting, and I enjoyed the castlevania-esque ability to unlock new ways to navigate the area and even the events were fun… before they became mechanically tedious. When the fire islands bit hit I stopped playing, I just couldn't be arsed to do it again. It's the hearts system, but expanded to be huge and map-encompassing.

SWG (before that patch) would like a word.

WHO?