The Witcher

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WOW this thread REALLY *does* attract the lowest of the low.
We replaced 4chin's console wars with rochelle v asshole threads, sad!
Hard choice really, ally with backstabbing vengeful elf who wants to kill all humans, or with bro who saved your life, defied the king's successors and his military superiors to save your ass, and stuck with you forever and ever and followed you everywhere?
tl;dr choose to kill king hagrid. easy fight

I cant find that webm were some commie wins the last fight in hightest difficulty while pressing only two buttons

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You mean "create a place for the sorceresses to flee too whenever they fuck up another attempt at magical marxist social conditioning."

Just to be clear, you can bang any whore in the game right?

Whores, witches, barmaids, married barmaids, married whores, bakers, dryads, aquatic wenches distributing swords, married dryads.

honestly i found that the sex scenes in the game, especially the opening scenes, came off as some shallow attempt to appeal to me to self-insert as a male player

there's nothing wrong with the idea of the main character being something of a stud but his writing makes it just come off as shallow