Wii U production has officially ended in Japan, roughly 4 years since the console has released...

I've considered it, believe me. But it live in a 3rd world shithole and Nintendo won't let me use my fucking credit card.

Oh, sorry about that then. I thought you were just a finnicky bitch.
Well then…wish I could help somehow.

Pretty disappointing we didn't even get an X/Y equivalent Stadium, could sorta accept there wasn't one for the Gen V since it was around the end of the DS and Wii's lifespan, but they had a good 2 years for something similar on the mainline console

I don't want to pick up anything multiplayer because I have bad internet connection where I live and by the time I get a good enough connection, I'm scared they might shut down the servers.

That's actually a pretty legitimate concern, I have no doubt that they will try and milk maximum shekels out of Splatoon 2 and paid online by shutting down Splatoon's MP servers

Thanks to them abandoning the WiiU, I will never buy another Nintendo console before piracy is available. Fool me once etc.

those fucking shitposts slaughtering my guts.

If they could. I'm also ignoring their shitacular features like charging you for playing online, the best is that Nintendrones are twisting themselves after admitting the Wii U flopping and shilling the Switch like the dead brain hipsters they are.

I would fucking drop the towel if they end the Mario Kart 8 servers just for the sake of their shitty ass rehash.