♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Maybe eventually.

Dunno.

The only other one I'd consider getting is that industrial bar, but probably not. I'm too self conscious for these things.

Lemme check my old harddrive first.

Best pone.

You're an indonigger, as in someone from Indonesia.

Everything's a memory
with strings that tie to you
in my dreams
is a place thats out of you

it's worth it for all the diversity. diversity is strength. you need to buy this bullshit they are selling or you are a racist.

I bet you really know how to use it too...

rarity is my favorite

steamcommunity.com/id/mugey/

industrial bar is another i'd like to get once my current cartilage piercings heal.

how about a subdermal?

Huns are inferior to mongols.

Do it, you can be the next pew die pie and make millions of dollars by being retarded

And yes, meet me at some weeb convention, preferably dressed as a cute girl.

Not my cup of tea, but hey ho

why?

if you like it so much youre welcome to take it for me

what the fuck is that?

Its tiring as fuck, really.
What they don't realize is that they will have the opposite effect very soon.

Oh no you fuckin' don't

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Kinda already had the effect with brexit
Next will be Trump effect
noice

I've never even seen my own ego before.

No thanks, I like giving it out but not receiving it.

by that logic you're a kraut.

unless you believe some stories..

HOW DARE YOU, NAZI SCUM

iunno

I'd settle for just one million, honestly.

I don't know about that. I know what you tend to do to guys dressed like cute girls.

by the way, I forgot to tell you about the match that I finally won. pushing the payload on gibralter as phara, went pretty smooth the whole time. got play of the game at the end, it was great. shot their phara right out of the air, dropped down slowly and finished off their bastion, then shot my ult right into the exit to the side and got two more of them as they tried to pop out and stop the final push.

they know. they just don't care. in fact some of them have openly said they want europe to become overrun with muslims.

Horse-fucking chinks took over much of the known world.

It's time to accept it.

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Genetically, I'm almost entirely Dutch (a mix of actual Dutch and anglicized Deutsch) and German so this really isn't inaccurate.
I claim no ties, though.

Goddamn it, Dad.
I was using Ego as a metaphor for your dick.

Suddenly confused.

That sounds pretty rockin'. We should play later tonight if you're down. Not sure if you've got work or whatever.

Also please, what do you know. You've got no proof of anything.

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Being a weeb will become the new normal

Actually, I might start to believe in this

I don't think they are ready to reap what they sought

Hun empire greatest tho

G L O R I O U S

Smoker Chef is like the only decent character from Working!!.

More than 20 people in Germany have been injured after a man with an axe went on the rampage on a train, German media report.

I stayed home today. we definitely should play later. after so many loses in a row I'm due a few wins and that chance goes way up with you on my team.

Killer harsh

The gay brother of Brian from Family Guy I think, but I don't really connect the characters.

Good to see an american which isn't a heritage fag tbh

ask the right questions and get answers

yeah. they don't really understand what they are doing, but thinking about it too hard is considered racist by them so of course they don't.

*pet*

no, i mean the fuck is going on with its dick?

told ya

I am curious about the collarbone ones.

Cartilage takes like a really long time to heal, right?

I would rather fuck an anime girl than a horse

Taneshima's really cute.
And I really like Inami.

Maybe?

Trump is for the continued welfare state of Israel with us financially backing their broke asses.

I know

I have a dog penis that sucks inside of me when I'm not erect and I've never been erect before.

>ctrl+f "purple"
>ctrl+f "smart"

If only they had assault rifles to stop him

months. year maybe

if they had assault rifles there would be no crime at all, like america.

ctrl+f 'feminine penis'

no no, definitely.

God DAMN I love having guns

Aren't you just giddy thinking about it?

What do you mean? It's coming out of a sheath and leaking precum I guess.

Unless you're a shitskin Irish or Italian or claiming to be, no white American really cares or specifies what country their family is from.
Then again, no one considers the potatoniggers or guidos white anyways.

its part way between human and dog, it looks unnatural to me

Does this help?

Perhaps?

careful

what does it mean

Surely

He's like the only "normal" member of the place that actually does their job and isn't deficient somehow.

And of course we wouldn't to hurt their precious little feelings
Might actually face the court of human rights if we do

Hillary is Merkel 2.0
At least Trump might make everything burn and the jews will be included as collateral damage
So Trump

why careful?

*want
eh fuck it

Have you ever seen collarbones done on a person?

What about an anime horse girl?

Not even a chub.

Iunno what's so bad about them.
oh wait I do remember that they were huge in the maffia era.
but is that it?

best bra
n-no, certainly

iunnnooo

it's worse than that. she's also justin trudeau but even worse because she's actually a woman instead of just a castrated, pussy whipped faggot.

Maybe this anime cow
Idk about no horse

I'd say it's pretty much all human when erect. Looks pretty standard for icky dicky.

I haven't seen it done but that is another thing I'd want done to myself

Sounds good, I gotta run some errands in a bit but I should be good in a few hours.

*petpet*

its a sheathed human cock tho

just let me know. either here or on battlenet.

Katanashi does his job, and isn't deficient somehow.

Actually Katanashi's used as the straight man through the entire show.

Oh.
Drat.

I agree.

Yes?

I'm for extensive immigration reform and abolishing jus soli.
But I also don't want that plan to bankrupt the country and lead to stagnation since we still need Latin America to manufacture our shit. We benefit from NAFTA extensively.

I think they look adorable.

Do you think that location is prone to migration?

FUCK IMMIGRANTS
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

not at our age i'd say

In the 1800s and up until the Great Depression, Irish were seen as barely above literal niggers and used for basically slave labor on the railroad.

We're going to make America great again. We're going to make it great again. What America needs - what America needs right now, is to be made great again. We're going to make it great again.

You would need to go much deeper into the lewd pictures.

gotta break out the really kinky shit for archives.

You should get one of those forearm piercings, just a stud in the middle of your arm. They're so strange and underwhelming that I actually started to like them.

It's sheathed in that it has a sheath, but it isn't covered so at the point of full erection it's pretty much just a human cock.

The dude crossdresses.
He's mentally deficient.

he's also a total pedophile.

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r8 my fig

muffin/10

homo/10

could be about 20% cooler

You're the one who wants someone to slap you around and treat you like garbage.

that's pretty normal, isn't it?

bluh

y-you're supposed to ask

but they still do that?

Excellent.

Kind of ugly and the head seam is weird, 3 or 4/10.

Yeah, that too.

Most white Americans still see the Irish as shitty drunks.

Nobody can even tell the Irish apart because they aren't insular communities anymore.

I'd say its more along the lines of degenerate and sick pervert.

Sounds reasonable, and I don't think Trump would let an entire country go bankrupt, he is definetly more likely to find the balance than Hillary.
Seriously gotta trust you murricans with this, the entire world might get fucked if that liberal banshee prevails.

Didn't know that much, and I'm kinda glad about that. Situation is pretty dire

:3

Rolled 49 (1d100)
Even for immigrant Muslim terrorist

Odd for confused white German

The kind of shaft it onto him.
And he's clearly against it every time.

but this is true.

Needs more glue.

Why?

I'd say people who aren't like that are weird.

it really couldn't be worse. but at least it will be fun to watch everything go up in flames for people like me. I'm too poor to be affected much either way.

No thanks, I like giving it out but not receiving it.

was at you but I miss linked

But everyone already knows you're mentally ill and your opinion doesn't matter.

ALLAHU ACKBAR

I can't really deny this.

It's probably the opposite.
Trump is founded entirely on feelings and would result in rash, likely negative outcomes for most of the western world.
I loathe Hilary but it's the lesser of two evils, same as the reason I voted for the literal nigger president. It'll be stable-ish and just 4-8 years of a status quo.

SAD

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But it's a fact all Irish are drunks, that's what makes them fun.

o-,

to ehm, to see the truth.

such a good bait post

Probably because you just wanna hear people talk bad about you like that.

lel

what even is that?

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don't be ridiculous. I hate being bullied and trash talked, so please don't do it anymore.

Good night folks.
♥

its bait
tsuchi isnt that retarded

Liberalization is something that can't really be "stopped" but you can at least go along with the path towards it that is most beneficial to you.

All celts are shit.

My vote carries no weight.
This state will end as 70ish% Trump regardless.

BORING
Western world is already shit, let Trump burn it

/politics

youve probably never even watched anything from trump first hand

youre just listening to whatever your cuck media tells you about him lmao

Nightty night Scotalotaloo

there are more than just trump and hillary

I like existing and a stable world kind of makes that easier.

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this is the perfect example of a bitch male who's too cucked to be useful for the world

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You're not supposed to acknowledge political posts.

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if you like your vote to count for even less than it already does, sure.

why would anyone even consider voting for clinton? she literally has no redeeming qualities

it really baffles the mind.

yeah but he has beautiful eyelashes so he's got that going for him

desu does literally anything possible for attention

liberal brainwashing
people have no idea what trump actually stands for, they think 50% of the country is actually just racist who hates black people

All I know is that my party sure does not need another damned wench screeching about this and that discrimination, fuck that.

Enjoy spiraling down in the eternal hell of moral degradation and world citizenship

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gay

he's a disgusting, pathetic little cunt

Not being Trump is sort-of a quality

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But how much do you hate it? tell me more about it

Don't worry i'm only gonna be here for 10 more minutes.

I R O N I C

no shit
why do you think i hang out with him

not when the person is hilary. she's that bad.

thank god

Vote for me BECAUSE I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
woman
vagina

Beats the fuck out of me.

Only thing she's going for now is that she has a vagina.

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Anything post-WW2 is basically the same notion of "world citizenship".
The only difference now is that it's not just the US and USSR's voices being the only ones that matter.

autism and sexual frustration

I hate it oh so very much. it hurts my feelings, and those are very precious to me.

be nice to the squid girl

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are you ironically ironic or just ironic

yeah cool same

Literally anything? I'll be watching the news, in that case.

That's how voting works.

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name got ate

k

I'd eat your name.

not even i know how many levels of irony i'm on at this poitn
its a mystery to us all

he was already on it
back when nobody was talking to him on here he got so attention hungry he robbed a store

it really pisses me off how badly you americlaps misuse that word

as is not being hillary

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Alright now tell me how much you love it.

Rural local voting is the biggest crock of shit there is.

How much did he make in petty cash? Eighty bucks?

Much rather eat YOUR name

Pretty heckin ironic dude

And SuperPACs get more than that in funding from international companies.

You guys are little babbys
watch this

(SOOOSH)

Republicans now officially consider coal a clean fuel

classic unironic european racism but a typical butthurt euro

nothing
desu wasnt made for anything but failure
so he obviously got arrested

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Multinationals don't directly fund terrorism.

I just told you the opposite of that. what makes you think I'm lying.

you'll get fat.

Were there at least any cute police officers processing him?

yet another reason to vote trump, he seems to be to the GOP what corbyn is to the labour party

wat

Kinda fun to imagine desu sucking off prison guards

I know you were.

Times up i'm going to work.

bye

define rural
if you mean literal backwoods i will concede to that but i live in a town of like 2000

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you have a nice day now.

It was just a large black guy named Tyrone that he shared a cell with.
It was the first time Desu felt like a real girl.

i laughed irl

oh i guess you are retarded
nice to meet you

has desu ever had anything cute in his life?

I lived in a town about that size in the midwest.
Pretty much all elected officials were just some sort of cronyism abusing state/federal/county/city money.

I bet you did kid

k

same

this tbh fam

FUCK Thats relatable

Good call
The Narcissism Paranoia and Histrionic are cool
OBESITY!!!!
Is no JOKE!

it is pretty funny for a not joke.

Beats me

I HAVE A CHARGE TO THE DELEGATES AS WE GET READY WITH THIS 2016 PLATFORM COMMITTEE BECAUSE TODAY WE ASSEMBLE A FOUNDATION FOR AMERICA'S FUTURE. CAN ASSIGN THE FOLLIES AND THE OFFENSIVES OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WHICH HAS RESPECTED NEITHER THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NOR THE CONSTITUTION. IT'S A COMBINATION OF LIBERAL IDEOLOGY AND EFFECTIVENESS HAS CRIPPLED OUR ECONOMY, HAS UNDERMINED OUR HEALTH CARE AND HAS DISREGARDED THE RULE OF LAW. IT HAS TURNED A TROUBLED WORLD INTO A CAULDRON OF INTERLOCKING CRISIS CRISIS, LEAVING OUR MILITARY WEAK, OUR ALLIES MISTRUSTING AND ADVERSARIES EMBOLDENED.

republicans

TRUMP WILL MAKE ANIME REAL

I guess you're finally right
For once

can i bother you to spoil these
please ;;

which one are u

seems to be the case here as well
i like to pretend i'm doing my part for the community though

the rnc is really really white

even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

this is relevant to my interests

I don't even get this argument.
By literally every measurable metric of an economy, we are way better off than 8 years ago.

And our government has had literally nothing to do with the Constitution since its inception.
The Supreme Court is unconstitutional.

what about you my Man

Fair enough.

it's called rhetoric

it works on the stupid

do you really think anything this pathetic with this weak of a chin would ever get anything besides a band of discord cucks

That's a very sweet sentiment
makes me feel a little sad
maybe not sad

Yeah sure

I'm relevant to everybody's interests.

I don't even know what these memes are

Oh, is that who the picture is of?

desu

same as u my dude
we are brothers in meme's

thannks!!!!

I don't even think it's stupidity as much as intentional ignorance.
If you just ignore certain "facts", it just makes it easier to rationalize that you're voting on something other than racism or religious principle.

not you, the qt furry thing you posted

:stopfurry:

don't be sad bard. look at this thing.

yy-yeah?
m--maybe sometime I could add you on facebook .///.

I II
II IL

there needs to be more objectivity in government.

Did he post it himself?

Sorry, you don't get to dictate how interested you are in me. That's my job.

I think that's one of Trump's platforms, maybe you should vote for the guy after all.

Thanks for clearing that up, Bard.

yeah
he wanted to brag about how tough he was

mebbe
i have some ian and grim added and i think one other person

SO YOU ADMIT HE HAS GOOD EYELASHES
I KNEW YOU WERE SOFT ON HIM BOO

same

I've got colbert too
and Kai and Name and Kuro and Hanyuu and Scanner!

Those are quite lush, now that you mention it. Pretty soft facial features overall.

i disagree

He wouldn't hop off my dick for a month

perfectly fitting for an autist with daddy issues

Anything for you and your giant Furry phallus

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Just fuck him in the ass and make him the girl he's always wanted to be.

Your opinion is duly noted and duly discarded.

Tell me about these daddy issues.

You must have said that a thousand times over by now.

You seem like you want to angrily fuck him in the ass

Damn mandy you are alwayshere at teh worst time
I'm just finishing dressing up to hang out wth my best friend
see you mate :)

Throw moldy food in my face and spit on me

post more fucking cute things already

i dont think i know one person who would want to be anywhere sexually with desu
not even subtle who just steals money from him lmao

idk
whatever makes a man gay
bullying, dad left him, whatever

yeah same

look for me on colbs friend list or somethin
i am tristan

i know lol

he showed me the logs boo
ur fuckin busted

O-ok.... Bye Bard.

I'm going to go eat but I will later

I was hoping for specific stories. Aww man.

i think all i ever did was tell him to fuck off on steam

i flirted him when i first met with him because i didnt know pic related

...what?

i just like insulting him
i dont like providing deep important context

Ah heck

You heard me

fag

see

I am non binary so please use gender neutral pronouns to me so it's not gay

Have you came out to your dad yet?
There's no way he can not know.

no wonder you're voting hillary

I thought we've been over this before

That's the outright opposite of what I was saying.
I'm saying he's so gay there's no way anyone would think he's not.

Last I remember is something about some baseball game where you said he asked you if you were gay.

We went to a rays game a few weeks ago but that was never brought up, there's more to life than what you put your dick into

What a long day

Come to bed

why even ask it then?
do you think its gonna tell the truth

This was like a year ago or something.

its too hot to lie down atm

I am half nekkid though

Show me

I can't, I have a chub

They've known for a few years now, why do you ask

I want to say show me that but this is getting 2real

you have been surpassed as hairiest man btw
luke sent me a really fucking gay snap of him with no shirt on and i can confirm he is mad hairy

i cant imagine how disappointed desu's dad is to have a NEET faggot for a son

Last I remember you were saying something about how afraid you were to tell them or something.

I wouldn't anyway

hello

Just think how their chest hair got matted together after platonic cuddling.

ok

I don't recall

mean.

Not even.

IT WAS LITERALLY LIKE A YEAR AGO OR SO.

eugh

he just has to put ketchup on his nipples for a trap and say it isnt gay now and he'll surpass you fully

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They found out when I was 19 ?!

Is it bad that I kind of want to sleep with you IRL

grim

grim is that bad of me?

y is it so hard to breed on ORAS

my luck for natures blows

this just begs the question
why the fuck do u remember a conversation u had with jackson A YEAR AGO
i dont even remember any conversations i had with him like two weeks ago

ur sposed to shoot back u turd
it's not fun to bully someone if they dont

It was like the only conversation I remember with him period.
Other than just calling him gay about the whole Subtle thing.

I admittedly remember the dumbest shit.

To be fair I'm sure you can count the amount of real conversations we've had other than calling me gay on 1 hand

I'm pretty sure the conversations we've had in total is countable on two hands max.

lenko what does this even mean

i guess it's better than remembering literally nothing at all
i come off like a retard because my brain expunges all inconsequential information after like one hour

Including this one now ?

lol

post the last page

Grim is here?

fuck you that's what

I have the weirdest memory retention. If I intentionally try to memorize things, I will forget.
If I just don't even bother, I can remember the dumbest of shit that there's no reason to ever commit to memory.

Yeah, probably.
By conversation, I mean it being something more substantial than two responses of "ur gay" and a rebuttal of "no".

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It's just a figment of your imagination.

Oh, yeah probably >10 is right

I don't have an imagination.

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I like the futa version.

Probably just the hallucinogens talking.

I know.

I wish I were hallucinating right now.

Just devour some peyote.

how you been man
i havent heard from you in a while

I don't live in the desert.

pretty good, moved to east coast a few weeks ago

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Go full Bebop and find your inner Squanto's spiritual journey.

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What does that even mean?

I should rename that one to "Soon.png"

He's an injun so I assume he trips balls on gasoline and peyote at the reservation.

That doesn't sound like a good time.

And I'm not injun.

Is anyone that says they're an injun actually an injun or just using it for casino bucks, free college and welfare?

No clue. I've never met anyone claiming injun-ship up here.

Huh.
There's so many people that say "I'm totally one quarter Indian" in the midwest.

1/18th indian here tbh

Ikt You're watching New Game right?

can i get some helpu thread

wow same
how many casino bux u get?

n-none ;~;

you dont really get anything unless youre more than 1/4th

Nonsense.
Every Injun just lives off welfare and illegal money from casinos and payday loans.

That's a really retarded tactic to try to get ahead somehow.

And a very specific tribe.

terrible, hillary-voter tier stereotyping

nope
not college grants anyway

To get casino money.

"Muh victim complex" just lets anyone soak up gubbermint welfare bux.

you dont even get a lot afaik

isn't turning into a girl also a really shitty way to get ahead in life

Probably not. Doubt the owners want to lose any of their millions.

It more depends on the tribe and how successful their casinos and illegal loan companies are.
Just being a member of certain ones gets you like $40k annually plus literally every federal/state welfare possible.

this is what is known as pure excuses as to why youre nowhere in life tsuchi

40k, you really think that?

Damn.

If only I was born a color that made life literally easier.

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It's pretty much any of the successful ones that one casinos, especially the ones in southeast Oklahoma.
And they pay next to no taxes on that income either.

If only we could find a victim complex big enough to get sympathy bucks like everyone else.

literally none of this is true

native americans are nothing like niggers

i dont understand the agenda of making this stuff up unless youre trying to show people how smart you are or something

Then we wouldn't have our superiority complex, though.

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I'm just going to kill myself eventually anyway. This will hopefully just prolong the suffering in some sort of way relating to vanity.

k
Enjoy whiteknighting Zionist and Injun welfare rats that are as bad as any nigger and Mexican, I guess.

I don't see how any group would have any sense of self worth if they're entire existence is derived from being a drain on systems.

sucks to be you i guess

tsuchi do you truly believe some indians get 40k a year from just being indian

like there's 0 evidence for this

Meh, I've had worse.

Denial, mostly.

tfw theres a ramen shop nearby but it has horrible reviews

You're conflicting with your Trump base right now.

I slept for 16 hrs

I'm so mad at myself rn

hi grim

better sooner than l8r

hi welma ^^

cocaine

cool thanks bye

How bad of reviews?

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cool thanks die

5 1* and 2 5*

I had chorizo burrito @ chipotle today but it gave me a stomache

idk if I should go for mexican again
and chinese is p heavy

decisions

decisions

How hungry are you and how dedicated to trying new places continuously are you?

Naww man, On Sunday all I did was smoke some weed and have a few beer, shit got me tired af so I knocked out super early at midnight then woke up at 7:30am and decided to fap and go back to bed

Now its like 5pm and I only have like 2 hrs to shitpost till I go to work

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you havent answered anything
jesus what's gotten into you its pathetic
there's no massive 40k annual pay, ive told you this 3 times and youve just ignored it

yeah idk maybe at this point you should just end it
youre life isnt even hard but that HRT has just butchered you
good luck you cute little statistic you

I thought you've started eating better?

After watching episode 1 of Re:0.

Subaru is everyone who posts in these threads.
And people should stop talking shit without watching.

Taneshima is great.
I've been meaning to go back through the series and cap her.