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gross

i don't think it is illegal. Murdering people though. that's where they get you. gotta get some craigslist stuff going where you get people to agree to be pizza toppings.

My love for you is like a truck thread

you made me all sticky

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERSERRRRKERRR

heart as big as my body

Did you just say.... making fuck?

Go ahead and catch up without me.

I feel somewhat responsible for this.

♪My name's Toni and I'm pepperoni!♫

You got a bowl-shaped head!
not really though

Its not my fault you're so messy.

...what even?

Elma eats endangered birds. She is the ultimate indulgent.

all jokes aside do you kind of want to eat a person right now is that just on my end

Bard, I got your reference. *pat pat*

Define "eat".

1. What?
2. There's gotta be worse than eating endangered beasts.

like lay em down sauce them up and eat away kind of eat

you know

♥ all yo fault

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making FUCK, berserker

When I''m around you I'm a messy eater >//<

You are my favorite Texas

you could eat the eggs of endangered birds

like the fertilised ones

I recommended that Elma and I open a pizza shop and offer exotic animals as toppings, after which she said I reminded her of what she wanted for lunch.

This tells me Elma eats rare species for fun, not fuel.

I'm still going to need some clarifcation. But I sense you knew I would.

Wudduveyedunn.

♥

ahhhhhhh

I would not eat fertilised eggs in the first place if I could avoid it.

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Eat the ones where the fetus is half-developed.

You suggested doing the same thing though.
You'd be enabling it, at the very least.

Eat as in I've dug myself into a hole and either answer is creepy.

I'm sorry. I don't think before I post.

Yes, yes. Start new rumors about my eating habits. That is all I need~

Damn it Ui you should have gave me your Satanic Bible

God will never forgive you and you're wasting your time

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no is a movie reference : )

Why do you always find cool stuff in the scrap yard and never sell it???

u edgelord

Agreed
Satanism is just a covver for acting like a really selfish hedonist jerk

nope.

Post cock now.

Thats extremely gay.

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didnt mean to link that 1

whats the plan for after work

Sorry, Elma. I got carried away. ;__;

I goaded you, so it's ok. I think Scoot was right and I am a bully...

I'd rather someone get a quality product from me than some street peddler.

Your mother

Ui is a really nice person though

i heard elma recruits child soldiers in africa just to eat them

what

You just want the thrill of cooking something rare.
Probably gives better Cooking EXP too.

UI is a PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but I like my sistrer, yes

hah

I heard elma sells IKEA furniture WITHOUT the instructions

You should find a qt who gets flustered when you bully them

Then you will think it's cute that they get flustered and they will be happy to see you happy. And you can bully them and everyone wins.

ikr shit i thought itd be noteworthy

gay

You gonna make me?

No plans so far. I'll probably check the back yard to see if my kitty brought home any trophies. He finds a new hiding place for them every time I discover a stash.

I'm saving up for that diamond encrusted skillet!

Where can I wrangle one of these unicorns?

I imagine people tastes similar to chicken, to be honest.

Chicken or Beef, anyway.

When WW3

What a gem of a post

Y--O-U-R M-O-T-H-E-R

Ui is a nice psychopath like Donald Trump :p

fag

yes. I'll have hot wheels destroy your pooper.

soon brother

So much for a pizza place

Human flesh is closer to pork though.

why

I could have gotten like 400 bucks for it

Respect alcohol

everybody who eats it says it tastes horrible and stringy, anyway

Well i mean I'm right here but I'm not cute

maybe give a couple of months where I can do yoga and grow my hair out and learn to dress and act like a cute person. But that's an investment for you right there so you're better off finding someone that's ready made.

Shy girls would probably be your best bet.

Now you're just making me more curious.

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Oh noooooo.

;__;

There's a cute nurse I kind of have a crush on, but I don't think she's into bullies .

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bully her until she likes it.

Nice

I had to ggogle what Shillets were, but they don't look like they're used to make Pizza's, is all I meant to say!

If you care for none but yourself, then why would you waste time or resources on another? Why would you give them loyalty or trust or anything at all?
This is why a psychopath can not be trusted imo

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cupcake is really letting himself go

He has a little hiding spot! that is so cute! Mine just leaves headless birds on the step. He is currently outside stretched and napping in the evening sun. He loves summer my kitty ^^

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They're going to blow up London next, if I'm not mistaken. You gon' get sequel'd!

Your kitty wants to share his kills. That means he loves you. My kitty hides his away because he's practicing for the day he decides to take me out.

Ah, ok. Yeah, the skillet is to sautee the rare meat for the contraband pizza.

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me at the top

They already did it! lol, I ahvent seen it though, its madness. Make me probably angry and probably enjoy it though heh.
And yo kitty is a cheeky one, is it calico? Heh kats mang, they all out to kill us... I met a ginger tabby in the park last night on the way home from the bbq, they were adorable!
i SHOULDA STEALED

Oh right. Things have to be cooked.
This is probably why I don't cook.

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You just showed bestiality porn to a minor. Enjoy being raped in jail.

Naw, the calico is lazy. I don't think she's ever killed anything, except for a few brain cells. My fat kitty is the killer. He got a lizard Saturday and left if splayed out in the driveway right where I park like he wanted me to squish it.

I hope that kitty you saw has a home.

Cooking is great. It's the cleaning I hate.

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I'm used to doing dishes daily, cleaning is fine by me.

Me too, they were soooooooo adorable! and friendly! friendly kitties are the best. I seem to have a cat gift, like people had been saying a friend's cat was ebil, but they like me. woo.

Hah! the chunky hunter! they were hoping you'd help em cook mashed lizard :3

I'm jealous.
I can spend hours petting a cat, but shy cats stay shy.

meet up with me and i'll teach you how to stroke the pussy

Somebody have a spare tire

lol bitch

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FBI on the way. Better take a magnet to the compooter with all those webms!

I'll cook and you clean. Teamwork.

I have that gift with dogs, but not kitties. Every time I go to someone's house, the dog decides I'm his best friend and I have to give pets the whole time. It's cute though, so I'm not worried about it.

♥

I am CATMAN

Who needs four wheels anyway, the extra wheel weight just slows me down.

You are Doggirl, you can be my sidekick... and with our canine and feline abilities we will bring justice to Threadopia!

Sounds like a good arrangement, though you do most of the work.
The implied eating together is the best part tho.

Pussymagnet.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Your mother is a nice lady

Yuk booze is yukky

You're going to have to ask a real psychopath that question... maybe they do it to blend in. You should ask Alice2

Hi, Scoots.

Wottup yo

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best one yet

so lewd
so crude
i larv it

Really, really bad doujin material.

I'm becoming fat with this delicious pizza.

I even got lava cakes for dessert.

I hate feelings :(

write it for soto

Well, feelings can be the worst
but pizza is magnificent. lava caek? they gooooood?

I have better things to do.
I don't do them, but they're there.

The worst.

Check it

And I dunno. I never tried them before, but I had a coupon for a freebie. Free is gooooood at least, right?

Claiming this slice.

That one's already gone :(

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At least the crust looks good. Pretty abysmal toppings though.

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Was it as tasty as it looks? Something about it just looks special. Good topping ratio.

Well what toppings do you get?

I bet they're equally as subjectively abysmal.

I dunno. Looks pretty good to me, though I like some spinach on my pie too.

ke a la de les kek

Loooks tasty, enjoy it, have a nice film.

Fatty, fatty, two by four.
Can't get through the bathroom door.

Spinach on pizza... my mother is a fan of that.

It's one of my go to's. the ratio you mention is I think because I decided to get a medium instead of a large.

I still don't watch things.

Also, why is the pop out comment section not showing up?

Margherita pizzas are good. Ricotta sauce, basil, tomato, garlic, and cheese.

Or spicy salami.

because we're not allowed to have nice things apparently.

Disgusting.

Chicken alfredo peezer with mushrooms 'n' spinach and a little balsamic vinegar. Omnomnom.

I also like that big ol' jalapeno on there.

It kinda hurt lol

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Just refresh the page if the QR breaks.

that's not working.

Just when things couldn't get any worse, life finds a way.

You're sitting there with pineapple on your pizza judging ME? Oh, that is grand.

of course it would work as soon as tsuchi says to do it. fuck my life.

Don't use scripts.

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You seem to lack understanding in subjectivity, preference, and opinion, friend.

Would you doubt anything your god wills?

Last night, I cut up some mesquite sausage and threw it in a cast iron skillet with tons of onions and jalapenos and a little drizzle of soy sauce. The steam made my eyes hurt sooooo bad, but it ended up tasting soooo good.

Eva, pls.

for the record pineapple is hands down one of the best pizza toppings and margherita pizzas are disgusting.

Posting that with Gil was 10/10/

you just got lucky. I tried like a dozen times to refresh before this.

I restarted the browser and it didn't work, but refreshing the page did. Seems legit. Thanks.

Can you believe this welmy clown?

Those pajama pants always look so comfortable, but they're really not in my experience.

Hey, just because I'm right and you're wrong doesn't mean you have to get all nasty about it.

Apologies, forgetti that, should maybe pizza and herb?

Oh god that sounds so italian! do you wear a wife beater?

posting with fuwafuwa is cute/10

shes a cute clown

it depends entirely on the material as well as temperature. i know i have a nice pair i wear around town that's ideal for the winter months but horrible for the summer

QR's back, but image hover doesn't want to work for me yet.

I only'a speak'a da, how'a you say'a, broken English!

Now that's just offensive.

Cuppers seems to think I consider myself literally Jesus so I just roll with it.

It's never just a coincidence.

i never want to carry you again

image hover is a thing on here? where is that option? or are you using a script

it's not really a stretch for me or anyone else to think that.

yes you do. you love carrying me.

lol you need like chemistry lab equipment next time you cook stuff like that~

Cast iron skillets are totally the way to go for that type of stuff too, kudos.

You were the one getting nasty over pizza toppings in the first place, clown.

:( I don't do that either.

I don't do anything besides eat sleep work and sulk.

Which one is Cuppers?

I mean, I won't literally stop you from shoveling dirt into your mouth. Satisfy your lesser urges I guess.

It's probably that I've never owned a nice pair, but I'd rather just sleep in jeans or boxers, putting on a new piece of clothing is such a chore.

it takes a pretty refined palate to appreciate a hawaiian pizza. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Getting nasty? You should be expressing gratitude that I would even deign to talk to you after putting that dumpster fare on your pizza.

I don't even know who you are. Why would I want another user to talk to me?

scum

i just sleep in my boxers or nothing. i have enough blankets that i dont get too cold

anons are disgusting.

No scripts that I know of. If you look to the top right, there's a button that says "Options". You can choose image hover toward the bottom of the list. It's working now, btw.

I love my cast iron! Sometimes I like to brown some meat, throw lots of taco spices and peppers in there, then cover it in corn bread mix and bake it for a while.

Indeed. Except Moogs.

huh. thanks, sabrina.

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Yeah, when eating pizza, I often find myself thinking "Boy, what this pizza could really use is a splash of cold sugar water."

I don't know, why do you come here at all? Just go live in that dumpster out back with your pizza and give everybody a break.

It's not about the comfort of the jeans, it's about the comfort of being able to lie down the precise moment you begin to feel tired. It is a magical feeling and the need to brush my teeth often snuffs it out.

My blanket is usually too hot, I should really drag out a thinner one for summer.

Maybe if I'm drunk enough

Anything sweet on pizza is disgusting though
and i'm allergic to pineapple

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Do you like toaster strudels?

I'm assuming that middle one was meant for me.

I fully support this Gilgamesh based egoposting.

the pineapple isn't cold. and the sweetness is very muted when combined with the other flavors.

well at least you have a reason.
but not one to be so mean to me...

stop that.

You're gonna get it~

That's a great question. Also, I live in a house so I'm probably not going to choose the dumpster.

In which part?

The other one I'm linking in this post.

i get a smug satisfaction having more piercings than both those furries combined

is taking your clothes off too much effort

It was just an innocuous little question...

BROKEN? Like your anus?

Well, sometimes these vexxing cycles happen. You'll break it eventually. Sorry there arent any quick fixes that I know of. Just chat it out and wait it out

thats my line!

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OH OH
TELEPHONE LINE
GIVE ME SOME TIME

I for some reason linked the same post twice.
It's meant for the same post, I just linked it twice.

that one part.

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urge to bully rising

Yeah, I'll just make sure to heat up the sugar cubes and add a bittering agent to balance out the pizza. Or I could just not sully it in the first place.

The house is probably less hospitable than the dumpster.

Do you have more piercings than Janadu?

Yes. God yes.

Updating computer back in 15

Urge to punch you rising.

[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]

Oh.
Okay.

So... Do you?

now you're just being silly. pineapple has a very distinct flavor and tang to it that no sugarcube does.

Time is money and you seem to be all out of money.

who

Oh.

I just hope eventually happens sooner than later. It's becoming rather worrisome.

Actions speak louder than words, Moogy~

That is a retarded assertion and you know it.

way too many furries

I've got all the time in the world doll

you frustrate my dick

This is my fursona

Perhaps not, I'm sorry for now

♥

you'll never do it. you're a damn tease.

I didn't have a follow up to that.

they're better than poptarts.

I'll forgive you if you carry me again.

Doll? I'm anything but that.

I asked my English teacher to order pineapple pizza for us and he said no

I had the $40 in hand

we weren't going to do shit for 3hrs

I hate white people

You're right.
I'll never put out; I'm just a tease.

:p

Good.

he sounds like a real monster.

it's very upsetting.

huh
strange
I can still get more autistic
Guess you jsut aren't on my level yet pssh
it's not personnel......its business

I'll carry whenever you want, baby. After I'm finished watching Hardcore Henry

teach me your ways, bard. I must learn to be as autistic as you.

I know that feel, always darkest before the dawn. Always feels like it never ends.

♥ Gerard Butler is my work place's manlove... all the ladie sin my service are forever mentioning that geezer

So.... yes?

i love it

that movie looks like one giant headache.

yes.

years wasted. rip

Come over.

He got it for us the week after that, he felt sorry for being a PoS
I paid and everyone was happy

Do you know what it's like being locked in a closet for 3hrs with no food?

s.sorry I don't know how to interact w-with people

I know what it's like to be in the closet for an extended period of time, yes.

BUNNIES

im half a country away now

Who's your ladylove?

you should get help from alice. she's so popular in spite of her very legitimate internet stutter.

Please, I'm fucking loving this.
I've always wanted a movie that was like one big FPS scene from the DOOM movie.

I was about to take this to places I probably shouldn't.

I sincerely doubt that.

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I walked out behind a restaurant the other day and literally 6 rabbits in a 10 sqm area scurried away

Waste of food having these things run around unchecked imo

Maybe some day I can be as popular as Alice.....

How's it going? ♥

*boop* Hey hey~

makes sense. I bet your overwatch skills will improve even more after watching.

why are you like this

just hit me already.

not possible, bard. but you can probably work your way up to being her second in command.

sorry sweetie.

Pineapple is best topping

Soon after that I found out I get sick when I eat gluten and I haven't had pizza in 3 years v.v

Won't happen.

I've never had rabbit. Is it nice?

I hear gluten free pizza has come a long way. but you have my deepest sympathies.

Flat is justice.
Oppai piggus go homu.

Like what?

In stews. It's very lean but not hard. Like tightly chicken.

It's... going.

I hope you're doing well.

It's not your fault.

I still blame your mother lol

What about slightly above flat?

those cat bras are so great.

Welp, that's put me off the idea,

I am rather well actually, thanks. Keeping busy.

I'm too lazy to buy it... I'll buy it tmrw

I hope it doesn't taste like shit

eh I should have pursued a driver's license.

Happen to have any more flat like that? That is beautiful, and the bra makes it.

Yeah? you really think Alice would like somebody like me? Even though I'm........[SCREAMS ]

me irl.

Also acceptable.

Keyhole bras on flat girls is my new fetish.

the few gluten free things I've tried haven't been too bad. it'll probably just take some getting used to.

Well it's not like beef or pork or fish I don't have many options

try it. Rabbit stew is a thing here I'm sure.

You know like almost every guy has a flat chest then.

it's really not fair that people with no talent at things can't achieve the same greatness as pros. when is society going to fix this glaring issue?

alice likes everyone. all the time. she's just better than us that way.

they are also cute on traps.

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No Matter How I look at it, It's your Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular

You don't deserve such luxuries.
It's best to just ignore.

Seriously. Why can't I make millions without trying and do nothing but lewd traps up and play video games.

ignoring me will only make me stronger.

I wish somebody would help me be not such a terrible person

I'm glad to hear that.

Not in MA. Too expense.

What does that mean?>>1180561

this so hard

Like eating plaster...

WTB> QT BOIS
GIRLS NEED NOT APPLY
(((UNLESS UR ALSO QT)))

On cute androgynous people in general.

plz no laff

Most of the people that will attempt to make you a better person are just pushy assholes.

we should start a very serious social movement to get this problem solved.

that's unlikely to ever happen, bard. but I like you anyway, so who even cares?

ask for extra sauce.

naturally.

Did you even try and deny it?

Branch out onto other boards then.

So, naturally, I'll avoid them.

Cant be helped

I could be super cheesey here... I would say either TayTay or Haylz...
But I am not strictly against the shrine of Gerard we have

uuhhh saaame

same sort of thing as a skank or a slapper

i was too taken by the sheer cheek of it

leaves more for me.

blerg its a scam here too.

How exactly?
Is it like Syphilis?

Put one on, then.

Yum.
Is dat u irl?

I meant the bras.
Not qt androgynes.

I'm not sure I've seen someone use cheek like that before.

more akin to cancer.

don't be gross. I'd never pull it off.

oh. I see.

what are you going to do to contribute to this movement?

That's even better.

What if it is? its not

Yeah I guess it's true when they say only you can improve yourself

Thats the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me in my entire life ;~~~`;

You're flying too high, Icarus.

I'll cheer you on from home.

you're being ridiculous.

well, i mean cheek as in nerve

Jeremy from furbag, he posted Scooby Doo for a while among other things.

What is I spill it on my breasts...?

I know, bby. I know.

hmmm

*shrugs*

shoulda did it through highschool, tbh. Cheaper~

I'm of mind that everyone should have qt androgynes in their life.

Especially if they're sweet little things like oh my god.
Can you imagine?

id wana d8.

Don't you want to shove small pieces of metal through your Achilles Tendon?
I thought that was normal.

I night have a new type.

I bet your ego is 2 inches...
from the ground.

i should just become a trap shouldn't i

I would have thought you had more than 12 by now.

Like, shit man last week I had 7.

duh

yes

You need to up the ante on those ear gauging poseurs.

How many of those are on your dick?

a tart is somewhere between a slut and a wench

the kind of girl that does out on the piss wearing a ton of makeup, a leapord skin pattern dress, and high heels

a playful thing, i think
i accidentally lost his flying dinosaur in ark, so he may be mildly pissed with me

pls no

Save yourself the emotional trauma.

The theme song of your tragic flight.

That is NOT a feminine penis :(

and that type would be?

if you're asking that you already know the answer is yes.

i do not have as much of a disposable income. what did you get

none.

Don't underestimate me.
A man can never dom too many traps.

At least you're fun, that makes up for it all.

I'm pretty sure, yeah. In the more rural parts.

Been up to much?

Holy shit that's disgusting.
How do you even have sex without fearing something get stuck inside and ripping out of your dick?

Wat.. I didn't know there was like a slut synonym spectrum.

Cute and sweet little androgynes.

Its really is reaching some unhealthy levels.

Jesus I know I was pissed when one of my friends left the door open and my Dodo name Nemo got out and died.

I can lick it off myself, yeah

I'm so fun it's disgusting. and you can dom them all you want, but you have to sleep sometime. that's when I'll pounce.

good choice.

Well, there's a difference between being nosy and preachy and just being a stable presence in someone's life.

You'd better hop to it, then. You are dangerously low on wang metal.

kind of, these different words have slightly different meanings where i live

rip dodo

well there you go.

After reading this log I can confirm Alice2 really is a psychopath

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The last ones I got were the dahlia/cheek stupid ones. I took them out so I'm down to 5 holes.

I'm still at a loss of what I want next.

No :(

I mean, I bought a car, but I'm just trying to sell it already. I don't like having things and it's becoming a problem.

I got a 2nd job too that starts up in September.

Interesting.

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it was recommended i pierce my gouche

I wouldn't mind someone licking it for me

nipples

You got off easy.

Why would you not like having things..?

Also not born white enough.

True enough. But some desperate folks can get the two confused.

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I bet an ego that big must feel good...

Thanks.

WHY EVEN LIFE!?

well I'm sure there's plenty of people who would.

MURRICA

GOD SAVE THE FLAG

MURICA

GERARD BUTLER

MURICA

IDEPENDENCE

MURRICA

Some people like the way it feels better.

The sex part, not them being ripped out.

Do you have a suitable gooch gap for a hoop, or would you have to go with a stud?

Spread your Indonigger seed among the Netherlands to make it not-whiter.

It's true. I can't help but laugh when you get angry too. Okay okay, it's fine. I can share anyway. Just meet up in Japan.

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It has its ups and downs.

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BUT THEY"RE SENSITIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And I don't know if that would negatively impact growth somehow.

If that chick comes back from Germany and wants to peer pressure me into it, I'll probably do it though. Kinda feel like it would be too much with my belly button though tbh

Having things make me feel extremely guilty.

I know. I should start a youtube channel and get famous like all the other people who yell at video games.

I'd totally be down for a trip to japan.

like, a slut is a slut, but a skank is the dirty kind of slut youre probably gonna catch something off, and doesnt exactly look enticing

try harder

ill probably get bulled for it later

probably a barbell. like what i currently have in my nipples.

yeah i think its a nice gap.

it is. don't you dare say otherwise. what are you, a fucking islamaphobe?

That's why it's important for desperate people to have no friends and live out of plastic bags in a small local forest.

new

Not a tranny, just a crossdresser like Tokai.