♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

soto best girl

repost

not worth, I have better options.

pohknee

whoa

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ifyou remove your ribcage you can do even more intense yoga stuffs

this is how you obtain regrets :/

"i'll wait till there is something new that's this cool, which is VERY unlikely given that this kind of gaming revolution thing happens like once a decade, and when i'm bored of waiting, i'll get pokemon go, only to find myself a noob in a world of pros"

Where'd my QR thing gone

this is a great idea, on it.

how do u know

I mean I am. Nothing better than badass stuff in movies/anime.

ikt did you ever burn yourself off the sun.

I DIDN'T REALLY

MINE IS GONE TOO?!

itis a fad that will be gone in a month or two if even that

.///.

(The Scientist)
Heck no she's a sociopath

but i want to be a cute maid

What

No

What sun

was just about to ask this

I bet this is Erdohan

no but for serious

My QR is still here because I don't use Erin's worthless scripts

I use no scripts tho

it's shines in a place called the outernet

someone said this to me

i told them that the first pokemon games released for gameboy are still extremely popular, and pokemon yellow is even making new revenue on virtual console

they said "oh shit, yeah"

and now they play pokemon go

stick that in your pooper pastry faggot

What if I move to Thailand?

This is what happens if I find the page on PC and open it on my phone. Lol.

I'm going to watch it today.

Sounds scary tho, do you ever go there?

there doesn't seem to be an option turned off or anything. this is unfortunate.

oh, lol, rek'd, droid >4.4 and no intel processors i think

Let's stop posting forever until a 4chanX+OneeChan is developed for Holla Forums.

and it's gone in the old thread too. the qr has up and vanished.

pokemon go is not in any way equivalent to the original games. it is just a new normie meme game that happens to be attached to the pokemon franchise.

Be my cute trap maid, Bloodchan.

well there's no way I'm going to keep posting for long if it doesn't come back. scrolling back up to the top to reply to things is unacceptable.

iunno if it's that important of a game. i mean generally i dont really hop on stuff anyway.

though who knows i might be on my death bed yelling at the nurses about how i missed out on pokemon go

I'm dead serious

Oh

Why is Erin so useless?

Nice quads

Also it's just Ingress but worse and buggier. Nintendo better not use this as a quick cash grab and actually let niantic spend good time on it.

for what purpose

Just abuse your pgup/pgdown.

Pretty sure it'll tell me that anyway, just 'cause it's not on my playstore.

4.4, and I actually don't know what my phone's processor is; Galaxy S3.

i appreciate pokemon go because it made people stop talking about overwatch

who do you notify about a problem like missing quick reply?

Just accept it.

oh
really?

what is pokemon go if not a cash grab?

yush I'll have to otherwise I'll lose my brownie points.

then I gotta go there

(not true, by the way)
now there are just two meme games
isnt it delightful

Watch what?
Re:Zero?

What are you a nerd or something?

Bitch at Erin and just take it all out on him

ok niantic

Toasted Tokai

Are pokemons bound to certain countries? What?

when the fuck is boo going to wake up

speaking of meme games i heard you liked undertale

Re:0
Yes

Yes.

Respectively.

And then it's legal.

yes since the whirlwind of memes died down i decided to play it and it was p good

WHENYOU no longer know what order to read comic panels in

iktf neru

It's just kinda abandoned here. Eh.

see any undertale porn?

Like gonna barely start the series?
Oh you're in for a good show

Re:Zero is a light hearted comedy/romance/SoL

Its really enjoyable and the MC and the rest of the cast are so lovable

To filter Sci

Yup

yeah assholes used to post that disgusting garbage here

This.

nah don't worry I can't get burned, don't even need sunscreen.

bbut aren't we already legal

You're a fucking horrible human being.

From upper right to left

Oh. Apparently there's a place here in Copenhagen that people abuse to level really fast.

Suppose that's clever. Doesn't normal filters work?

did it ruin your perception of the goat child or make you want him more

well. someone let me know when it's fixed.
I'll be on steam.

One sitting or bust.

I'm secretly actually 10.
I started posting when I was 5.

Holla Forums QR going missing is not my problem and i will not be investigating

8k QR is right here and working fine, if you subject yourself to vanilla Holla Forums, you made your own bed

wait do I have you on steam

Yeah - toast, not shrimp.

I don't even know how the thing works kek

No

Erin's filter blocks Sci's posts by using his IP address

I'm too lazy to scripts with chrome, so I made my bed.
I'm just gonna lie in it.

It isn't as if I didn't post like this on 4ch for the longest of times.

You're as useless as your dead mother

more like light-hearted SAO

u plebs

re zero sucks dick

oh thats crazy
dont you think itll be fun to move though?

all the shit involving asriel is kinda cringy and one of the worst parts of the game
neutral run has a far more satisfying final boss fight

A chick got ran over by a car here the other day since she was just walking in the middle of the street

Oh, alright

i never got to that point. i lost interest after the fish woman

:3

I remember when you were getting all triggered over the show lmao

Ready dat ass cause its gonna be hurtin

fuck yo scripts bitch

im phone posting anyway

If it wouldn't be Pokemon Go it'd be Whatsapp or whatever anyway

It keeps on giving tho

oh thats lame
you probably didnt give it a chance

It's never fun leaving your home v.v

Erin is useless though

BBQ success is always welcome news. Have more cookouts if the stress at work keeps up. It seems to lift your spirits.

Today's been a breeze so far. knock on wood

The quick reply box isn't working for me though. Kind of annoying.

yeah it is

oh fuck

but I'm hydrated

I probably just suck at bullet hells.

tell me about the time you were mistaken for a small airship making an illegal landing

Soggy toast?

oh i thought you meant you dropped it cuz it was bad
yeah
im pretty awful at the game too
cant decide if i like it more than off

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Lmao I thought that was just a meme

Who the fuck actually does that?

...

nobody who's relevant uses filters

I'm sorry you had to go through that so many times. Did you ever suffered from homesickness?

Kill yourself you useless cunt

boo

Subtle already told me that it's not as bad as, like, Clannad or anything, though.

Sorry. Apparently it's fact.

is that what they said when they realized you had too many fat rolls to be an airship?

filtered

Oh nah i liked everything about it i just didnt have the patience cuz i suck

moving is cool
the only place ive ever missed is the apartment in which i lived with my dad for a year and a half. i typically feel no strong connection to home.

wonderful

emi, where do you get your windows 8/8.1 isos from?

I have the entire thread filtered at all times.
I just type random numbers and replies and hope they line up.

I tryyyy but sometims it makes no sense

I finished tootbhrush is bedtim nana

AR games will be everywhere soon.

Ah

I have two filtered tbh

yes that would be it

says who?!

ha noob etc
did u watch playthroughs to see how the story goes

Sup waifu
How's the Monday going?

The White Whale is funna fuck their shit up

Hope you're ready for some grade A suffering

That's such a boring come back

That's sad... would you like to live with him again?

Spread the word

Dreamspark, though go.microsoft.com/fwlink/p/?LinkId=510815 is also good. (Media creation tool, downloads an image and bakes a bootable USB drive for you)

Hentai-aho-chan.

Always am.

i was spoiled of it when it was all everyone was talking about. another reason i didnt go back

it was a question

can i have an answer please

...

When will he learn?

Yeah, I was having trouble posting last night when I got home. I was too dernk to even handle that shit heh. I also have a link I wanna share you a little later.
remind me please.
And Woo! Easy like... m-monday? heh, I ought to grab a shower in a min I am roasting
Roast scoot with veggies

eh it would be all right
i prefer living with my dad to living with my mom

though really i miss the apartment itself

he moved in with my stepmom so that apartment is long gone

When AR waifus

both the onthehub dreamspark thing my uni uses and the media creation tool shit the bed for me :/

welp

you guys are still sad as fuck

don't think i'll post for a while

bye

yeah..
maybe it would have been smarter to play it when it was a fresh meme after all

Subaru never learns his lesson and falls deeper into madness every time

I can sorta relate so I decided to cosplay as that nigga

no im happy!

good riddance

:c

I resent that.

See you, Erin.

brb kapsalon /w sotos cummies

lern2windows

Maybe he becomes that witch dude

Have another post for the road erin.

Nana

Nah, just filter.

That day will be a great loss for humanity.
Or perhaps the opposite.

That never happened because I'm not fat

Does your stepmom hit you?

I really hope you die alone you worthless piece of shit

...

Do you like Sci?

All you did was trade insults with Blood-chan

???

dafuq kinda q is that? no

She knows everything I say is true

Don't lie to me, Sci. I'm your friend and I care about you

like, the onthehub thing requires broken activex shit to work, and the download tool always fails for me

Not particularly.

Ebin logic

ive never been beaten and my step mom is super cool
remember she has the same tattoo you wanna get (kind of)

wew

I'm bored now I'll be back later

I didn't know Vietnamese shotas could be this lewd

lol nah she was just a punk in high school and whatever
shes super lighthearted and funny
everyone loves her

seeya

wew fucking lad
u so so rad

That image always makes me lol

I always hear my Chinese cartoons characters whisper it before going in a house

So that same whisper plays in my head while seeing some nigga break down a door

Post pics of Erin before hrt

I'll be on the lookout for any potentially harmful links. :P

My mom drove herself to an appointment and keeps blowing up my phone asking what she should have for lunch after. The fact that it turned into an argument about which food truck has the best tacos speaks volumes about us.

Howdy, Mr. Soto. Monday's...weird. I feel like I've been away from work for a month. How are you?

You and Momma are way too cute! MY LITTLE SABRINA CAN'T BE THIS CUTE!!!!
Heh, did you resolve the issue at hand? Who won the Game of Trucks?
And the link sin't harmful! Silly! Just something to enjoy.

Russians ddosing bbc article about their state-sponsored doping for the olympics lol

hey good lookin
whatcha got cookin

the olympics are cancer
every time they bring in new ways to spread diseases or oppress the poor, so no surprise there

Just joshin' ya, Scooter.

After about half an hour of this gooberish behavior, I told her to follow her heart. She decided on a ham sandwhich instead. This woman, I swear...

What kinda pictures you workin' on?

Dang it! I was thinking of you yesterday and was going to write, but I got distracted and can't remember what I had to say. Curse this Alzheimer's!

It's always wonderful to see you though. Hi.

I wasn't around yesterday so no worries

i was up in glasgow getting glassed and headbutted and cursed at hourly

I hope you had as much fun as I did

Music festival or job orientation?

Only ham? YOU WENT HAM FOR HAM?!?!? Heh :3 Gooberism is genetic it seems.
Um, just watching BlackLagoon atm so grabbing some Revy
Nothing particularly flash, though I ought do some more editing with my Lisbeth caps.

Hello people.

Thought i'd just inform you all I will be checking myself into inpatient rehab for a few weeks(not that anyone cares)

Good luck in life, and idk if I will be coming back to post here for quite a while.

inb4 scoots

Get your sickness treated you pedophile

Take care Ui

thought about doing similar. what made you make that choice

ok bye

neither, it's just this promotional event i do with the company i work for every other weekend. it's nice that i get to go all around the country but it's not nice that i don't get to see any of it.

but scotland was nice. lots of hills. i'm glad i got to go.

I meant, see the cities I go to. because i'm a woker bee.

what is the difference between a pony poster and a pedophile?

scientist hates ponies

pedos have good taste and ponies are retarded

Whats the difference between boo and a puddle of vomit?

holy shit you should probably kill yourself dude

hahaaaaaaaaaaa winky face

science is kill

who the fuck is this guy

...

kill sci
be rad

finding god after doing dmt and 5g mushroom dose in a house built in the 1950's where satanic things have taken place.

I burned my satanic bible and threw away all bad things in my life.

i meant lolicons really
not actual pedos
liking lolis doesnt make u a pedophile imo

also put myself on suicide watch after i blacked out and nearly cut down the river on my arms

where does the rehab fit into finding god.

"also put myself on suicide"

watch

by the light of god he saw the error of his ways duh

Wish you would commit suicide. You useless crossdressing pedo freak

youre an actual pedo who should be in jail

oh right

best not to cut downward

ofc he's actually just bein a lyin attention whore

I went in for an emergency psychiatric visit where they monitored me for about 6 hours

im not a real pedo i swear

Your nemesis

Very much this

I'm not tho.

This will be my last post.

Goodbye everyone and God bless.

neat-o
fuck off horsefag

see you tomorrow ui

how does god feel about your desires to fuck little girls

Sci and ui are pedo scum and should die

He can see into my heart and He knows i would never do that

Scoot, she JUST called me to tell me she went to the hospital deli to get a chicken salad sammich. After sending me 1,000,000,000 texts asking where she should go and ignoring my advice. This woman is going to drive me insane!

Edit them so that Lisbeth is wearing a different silly hat in each picture.

Sounds like the scenery you did get to take in was good for your heart. So, are your artistic skills put to use at these things, or is this just for canvas money?

is wanting it not a sin

i genuinely dont know

if u dont act on it it's not a sin just like with homosexuals
and i dont want to anyway

why not

other than the legal issues

bcuz im not attracted to little girls except in animes???

...

why is that a question

do you doubt yourself

SILLY HATS! Yes, its a deal! I will need fez's and top hats and bowlers and caps... And momma is trying to make you insane in the membrane.... insane insane in the brain. I am happy she is getting around though, even if that does cause you eye rolls
cute sabby eyerolls
GET EGGROLLS

"They are just drawings"

this thread fucking blows

no it was supposed to be subtly condescending

but you've posted child porn here before.

Then fuck off boo

dota 2

not for this part of the job in particular, but i've done a few sketches for them. think i mentioned it to you before. they sometimes pitch events or builds to people but they usually just photoshop a visual together.

but it's a nice job. it's always something weird and interesting and the pay is quite good for unskilled labour.

yeah thats the only child porn i ever saved
it was one picture i found on krautchan and reposted for the sweet sweet animus attentionwhoring
i wasn't attracted to the little girl in the picture i posted

are you guys in a game

we're waiting for you

It's cool man

kids are sexy

...

Is there a thermodynamics and fluid mechanics expert in here

no fuck off

Hello yes.

...

that is correct

How do I keep cool and comfy while there is a heat source exhausting air at 47c at a rate of 150 cfm inside a room of 26m^3 while ambient temperature is 28c

...

turn it off.

...

...

asdfasdf

You scored full marks!

But we tend to forget that He also knows the intent behind our thoughts. He knows the wicked will blaspheme His name—"In the pride of his face the wicked does not seek him; all his thoughts are, 'There is no God' somewhere in psalm

Basically if there is a tiny piece of you that would even entertain the actual thought of sinning, by this you are sinning already probably cause god has hacks

Isaiah 55:7 God knows that Christians can have intrusive thoughts as well. He looks deeper than the fleeting image, "…for the LORD searches all hearts and understands every plan and thought,"
so as long as you are in no way actually entertaining the sinful thoughts, you are good they just end up counting as fleeting images in their words meaning thinking about it multiple times becomes not fleeting, looking at you here sci

k dude

This review tho
youtube.com/watch?v=hoxqtnI4I4c

In other words stop thinking about children, you creep

i'm not a pedophile jackass

God is the thought police

Sci stop creeping on kiddies

scoots stop being an autistic pest

anyone remember this gem

This is basically a joke for someone who spends all of their time staring at a computer, made by people who spend all of their time staring at a computer. It's possible to read deeper meanings into it, but it sort of defeats the purpose because in the end it's just this hypnotic clip of animation.

But yall bitches wish you would be junk managers right now

Your track record says otherwise, I'm inclined to believe the facts over you

That it is, it's gotta chill out maybe smoke a little and take in things around it or just hit the reset button for the keks

why are you calling it an it

it is a man

i'm not obligated or interested in spending the time to prove shit to you you homo bitch boy

No it is an it cause there is no godly wang or pair of tits that I can view in the sky yet! Until it shows it can just gtfo with this gender bs

Even if anything you just said was right, it'll never be as bad as you being a pedo

pedo creeps

you can't be religious and leftist at the same time stop it

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u got tricked into becoming a fairy faggot cuz ur a weak-willed weak-minded shitstain
u thoughtless meme spewing pile of toxic waste

Who said I was either? I just am just the hero this world deserves and needs but I'm too busy expecting God to whip it. the fuck. out already!

im sure we'll do the job eventually

Don't forget a cowboy hat and a pirate hat! And since you mentioned hats, one of those "Welcome to the rice fields" hats too.

Sounds like a good gig. Do you have to interact with customers much?

It best be impressive or I'm going to blood bend all of god's shit away, it worked in a nick cartoon so damn well it'll be reality :^)

You are still a pedo, which will forever be the worst

yeah but i don't have a problem with that

did you take some time off?

i'm sure believing that makes you feel better

the burning light will clean the world

are you referencing something from past season 1 of LoK because i am unfamiliar with that reference

There is nothing wrong with delicious flat chest.

WELCOME TO THE SABS FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
hue, growing wild Sabs.
On the subject of hats, do you yourself own a stetson? Or any boots? Gotta be nosey for the cowgirl yee haw

No, it's just about commonplace in most any area of society barring the shittiest of them

No just the bad guy in season 1 that zaps people of their bending

no i mean believing im a pedophile
makes you feel a little better, huh?

Sure did. I flipped my kayak and stepped on a catfish Thursday. It was a fun day.

So you're pretty good at talking with people, hm?

I hate to burst your image of me as a cowgirl, but...I don't have any Western wear. I'm just the worst.

No in fact I wanted you to be chill, like you were when I first joined we can't always get what we want

Oh yeah. I recall the theories of his identity to be way better than who he really was

oh how sad for you

I would have been suprised, if I am honest, if you did have any. But I wanted to amuse myself. Much like your amusement of me in a suit and tie and bowler hat and unmbrella.

RUM HAM

i'm glad you had fun and reenergised a little.

hi loco

Oh yeah, who he was and what his power was while rather unique? Fucking lame compared to the possibilities, part of me hopes for like a new type of bending or like the anti-avatar lol or Sokka

More so for your family

yeah there was this idea that when aang died and came back in one of the seasons that what's his name was born. but because aang didnt die he didnt get the full avatar powers but just the spiritual element to the whole thing. so Korra gets the bending and then whats his face gets the spirit shit. which made sense with korra having a lack of spiritual shit like aang did

im sure there would be holes there but i thought it was more interesting than what we got. though the murder suicide was fucking great

!!!
I need to ask my aunt if she has a photo of me mutton busting. I remember her showing it to me once. I looked like Calamity Jane. But yes, I always imagine you like Colin Firth in Kingsman.

Thank you, sweetheart. It did a lot of good for my soul.

oh yes so sad

...

this has been covered

You expect me to read your garbage morning threads

Mutton busting? What is this! Tell me!
Share pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! heh
I really need to get a new suit tbh.

Oh yeah that final scene of those two was just perfect, made up for the rather weak twist I feel the following seasons did great though

i'd rather you never came to animus

Moogs

Ditto.

i heard korra turned into a lesbian. good choice

hey babe

How's your comics?

CP in the sticky

drawing my third page. hows you

At the rodeo, they'll let kiddos ride a sheep that's pissed off. Only, in my day, they didn't make you wear a helmet. Your dumb parents dressed you up like Jessie the Cowgirl and just let you get bucked off an angry animal. Fun times. I don't remember it, but I'm told I lasted a good 5 seconds.

Here's a video from where I grew up. I guess they've started making the kids wear helmets and pads. What's the fun if you can't be potentially crippled for life?

I'm okay. I was mean to somebody last night and I feel terrible about it :(

mean how

Thats fekking insane!!!
How the hell! And kids ought to be in pain as early as possible to aadjust to being a grown up

Yeah she be fuckin that Asamimami there

General elma cuntiness probably.

shes also like the rich tony stark of the group

mako was always a shallow guy and bolin was obnoxious

wish I could turn back time
to the good old days

wanna go in greater depth or...

Bolin ended up with Toph's granddaughter and yeah Asami might as well have been Ironman in a steampunky way pretty good comparison

No. I'm just gonna leave them an apology and then order a pizza to eat my feelings away even though I shouldn't spend my money on food.

The cycle continues.

Right? Kids should be placed on the backs of angry livestock more often. Then we wouldn't have ISIS and marijuana junkies.

the chief of police?

its not a bad plan. the cyclical part isnt so hot but i have problems with that too.

what kind of pizza do you like

♪When mamma put me on sheep
And I got knocked out♫

Be nice to the delicate flower

My favorite is Brazilian, but I'll sometimes do pep + bacon or pep + mushroom.

Hi! What's on a Brazillian pizza?

It's hard to brush off the jealousy of their put-togetherness tbh

Grilled chicken
bacon
jalapeno
pineapple

WOAH THAT ONE WAAS LIKE A TRUCK
IT GOT MY HEART

you are into some strange pizza toppings.

You can have my pineapple. My hands are clean, so I'll just pick 'em off for ya.

Y-yeah. Me too. It's hard to maintain some semblance of composure in a conversation when you're sobbing at yourself, so.. Yeah, I dunno.

*hugs*

What do you get?

You'd really be missing out on the sweet and spicy combo from the fruits.

No that's Toph's daughter, one of the two the granddaughter was of the other daughter

whatever cheese is available. i will have to get delivery now that you got me all hot and bothered about it

this is so confusing

*pat pat your back*

Rivers know this
We shall get there slowly

You make a strong point.

A friend of mine used to order maraschino cherries on her pizza. I tried it once. Pretty good. But it's hard to find places that will do it for you around here.

Yeah you should just watch it!

Well then of course literally any topping would be interesting. You just get plain pizza lol

Slowly is the scary part, Bardo. I'm a geezer and suck at life.

That could work. I don't think places here would do that either though.

No i'll wait for the 60-80s avatar they'll never make

naw gurl im putting like cheddar and all kinds of cheese on that shit. it's far from plain

MARJUANA JUNKIES ARE MY PET HATE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'll be your pet and you can hate me

I guess I don't consider cheese a topping because without cheese a pizza is not a pizza or something?

lol who knows at this point, anyway I'm out laters moogs! It's been nice again

its these types of philosophical questions that keep me up at night

if the pizza wants to be a pizza it doesnt matter what it's made of.

cya

/unzips dick

cya eva

It's time.

I worry some pot smoker will leave his needle in a movie theater seat, then I'll sit on it and get ebola.

brb setting FB gender to pizza

(insert pun about eating you)

Well, if it ain't Chester the Molestor. What's up?

After I do my school (whenever that may be) It's basically between a bakery, food truck, or pizza place so I'm totally down for that.

You'd have to start with really small quantities of some of the toppings for business purposes.

Ay boo

hey bard
wanna play sumthing

I may have read "Fuck Truck" instead of "Food Truck."

Yeah I wanna play with MY WEINER

KEK

i WORRY, ALSO, THAT i AM GOING TO BE GOING TO CHURCH AND WHEN i WALK OUT THE DOOR SOME POTHEAD STABS ME FOR MY CHURCH MONEY... SO HE CAN BUY A JAR OF MARIJUANA AND INJECT IT.

i was just about to do that

Y-yeah?
I...I never knew you felt that way.....
alright....g-get to it then.......

So no grilled Atlantic puffin for the first year or so. I'm having second thoughts.

And you call ME lewd.

I have read "Fuck Truck" instead of "Church".

...

can i have human on my pizza

You did this to me!

Why, does the thought of me in a holy place disgust you so?

Sir, it is illegal for anyone to serve human flesh
*cop on lunch break walks out*
right this way please.

I thought you were sraight, though.

Your argument holds about as much water as a rock in the Saraha.

Because the rules say I can't behead you on holy ground.

You wanna give me head?

new thread

:|

YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF WHAT I ACTUALLY WANTED FOR LUNCH

It was a bowl shaped rock...