4 AM

Yeah sure it counts.

What you do today user?

On the contrary. My mum always spoiled me.

My favorite movie is The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Have you seen it?

Everyone has seen it

I haven't.

A long long time ago.

cytu.be/r/Ultimate_4AM_2_Turbo_Edition
dead cytube
plebs not welcome

Platinum taste my nigger.

I suppose Ace Combat 5 counts

That means you aren't welcome Phil. At least until you can learn to love vaporwave.

It doesn't.

What you up to today user?

My mum is cooking my favorite dish and paying me for watching my little brothers

why don't you have a great relationship with your moms Holla Forums, it's my security blanket if I ever go full NEET

Great movie, is it worth watching the other two movies?

The other two are just as good, Sergio Leone never directed a single bad film

go back to ironically shitting showers hualphys :^)

Sounds pretty comfy user. Whats your favorite dish?

What is your favorite sport?

In a galaxy far, far away…

*tastes your feet*.

Do you like video games?

There's nothing wrong with shitting in the shower and the rest of what's done in the alternative shitting movement.

STRANGE JOURNEY

dat is him fa sho fa sho ryt?

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keep telling that to yourself you pajeet

Never cared for star wars honestly. Never even seen the originals.

Ay yo monica. It true broccoli comes from africa?

My favorite sport is ice hockey, mostly because of NHL 94 for the Genesis.

Stop being racist you sick fuck. It's 2017, you can't be doing that, especially when so many are suffering after Literally Hitler got elected.

The fuck

Me too!! What's your favorite video game?>>11799497
Never cared for what they know.

My favorite sport is ice hockey, mostly because of NHL 94 for the Genesis.

brocolli wuz kangz ye

dat wuz a gud one. loved dem big ole black carts.

oh fuck you're right im a fucking shitlord
i've got to praise the bbc now like my hero peter "vaporware is good" gaybriel

Red beans and rice, since i've been living with my brother I go to all those fancy restauarants eating like expensive meals and dumb shit, but nothing beats a homecooked pot of beans with dirty rice

I'll have to check it out then, I've been wanting to watch older movies since I can't watch any movie past 2010s, they're all shit

Do I like video games, I LOVE video games

I never thought i liked feet until I saw a scrupulous pair of smooth feet from some right winged lass on tumblr who fatshames people and asks me for loliporn kek. The point is she has amazing feet

Red Dead Redemption was pretty fun I guess, what's your favorite game?

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
GUNS
kys btw

NIGGA I AM VIDEO GAMES

I'm glad you understand.

Ehhh?

Thought yall never learned how to grow food tbh

Comfy. What country you live in user?

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Had a dream last night I did. Except every time I put the gun to my head I ended up in a slightly different dimension. Was pretty freaky.

You ever start the next star trek thingy?

Hey Plebs,

My name is Phil, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, plebs who spend every second of their day listening to stupid ass non-genesis music. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever listened to The Lamb for 24 hours on repeat? I mean, I guess it’s fun listening to vaporshit ironically, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than listening to /mu/shit.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was lead and drummer on one of the most popular bands of the 80s, and my solo career albums were some of the best selling in the 80s. What music do you play, other than “Epic ironic slowed down 80s music”? I also get straight dubs, and have a banging hot goat (She just learned to play the drums; Shit was SO cash). You are all niggers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my goat

Final Fantasy VIII.

So close no matter how far. Couldn't be much more from the heart.

Really? I love video games, just like you do! :) You are now my bestest friend.

Sure it does. Superweapons aside it's totally comparable to the real world. They're still flying the same nearly fourty year old planes we are after all
Played some more of The Windwaker. Platforming with no jump button is starting to aggravate me

shame you didnt end it all

USA, in florida

here's feet also sorry for 3dpd I usually don't look at these animals I swear

pls dmx I didn't mean to offend

bout 4 episodes or so left w/ TNG last one prolly a bit longer or sumn

I'm so sorry you've fallen so far as to reuse stale pasta.

Hahaha wonderful, just wonderful

I remember playing the demo ages ago, was the rest of the game as fun?

You that one bot from before?

It your first 3d zelda game? Honestly its easier than regular 3d platforming since you don't have to worry about edge jumping or anything.

I'm really craving some GC/wii games. Tempted to try to play metroid prime soon.

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Shit taste in feet tbh

You watch them movies yet?

Welcome me in your bed

Because it's the current year and we're gonna

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

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shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt

naw not since da last batch. I'll keep u mo informed in da future but da remaining shit i gotta watch will prolly b consumed in dis order
TNG
Voyager finale (kept fallin asleep durin dat shit n iz prolly not important)
TNG movies except first Contact
Enterprise
JJ Abrams last two Star Trek flicks.

nhentai.net/g/141886/ this is like the best thing in the world and i feel like sharing it for some reason. I love this doujin

Maybe, but it did open up the door to me actually seeing feet as attractive things

Pls, it was sparked from me watching a hentai where some girl was giving him a footjob, then I saw that like 2 days later. Feet are okay though, get over it

Do you read Archie comics?

Oh, that thing. Well, you could be wrong. yes see you lateronce im caught im out

Hey Reddipol,

My name is Anonymous, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are white, racist, transphobic, homophobic, islamophobes who spend every second of their day praising Drumpf. You are everything bigoted in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any enlightenment from almighty Jon Oliver of [current year]? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than sending pictures of cartoon frogs on twitter.

Don’t be a stranger. Just trigger me with your best tweet. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm the top shill of CTR, while being an active poster on Holla Forums and freech. What type of noteworthy shilling do you do, other than “posting nazi cartoon frogs to Jews”? I'm also the top anti-Zionist according to Soros, and have a banging hot Jew named Jon Stewart (He gave a new episode about harmless refugees; Shit was SO kosher). You are all nazis who should just leave the board once and for all. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me, Jon Stewart, and my wife's son

I've played a little bit of Majora's Mask but other than that I'm new to Zelda. There are a few other gripes I have with the controls, like how normally A is roll and B is attack, but with enemy weapons A is attack and B throws it so I sometimes throw things I don't want to or roll when I want to attack.

Skip the second reboot film. It's really bad. The other two are fine.

ya'll see shia got arrested tho? monica in da clink fo'real

oh i heard da third one was bad n da second one was aight plus i luh me sum benedict cumberbatches

Is first contact that really bad one or?

Ahhh yeah I can understand that. Though mine was with a cute 13 year old 3dpd at a party.

Well shit. Next time I'll play along.

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it seems like gaybriel and his cuck brigade has won this time

Nah, only ever read a few comics at all honestly. I heard he did a funny crossover with The Punisher.

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my bot has been working really good recently, I haven't left for the 3~ months that I haven't been caught. I just fed it Reddit funnily enough and it started talking weird. see you tomorrow :)

I haven't played a game with anything besides a ps3 controller in years so I haven't really had any issues. Nice being able to remap things with the program I use.

Ayy that was pretty funny. Wish that vid was more clear so they'd have more evidence against him though.

Holy shit wait you've been posting it this whole time and I didn't notice? If so thats really great good job user!

Did he do the power stance?

Do tell more

You just wish you could have a lovely soft foot get pressed into your mouth don't you,

He's not that rich, you have to be a billionaire to get away with murder or at least extremely influential

im under the impression that all AI programmers are braindead considering the results ive gotten.I'm going to resurrect tay and present her here for all the good times i've had here.

No.

Bruce Jenner did.

If you ask me the third one is the best of the reboot films. Don't know where you heard good things about Into Darkness.

At least I'm used to the 3DS/Wii U button layout. I've only had Xboxes and Playstations so buttons with the same letters in different places threw me for a long while. Even now I sometimes get X and Y confused

It was some sorta friend's bday party. Mostly dudes but a couple girls showed up. And I was flirting it up with one all night. We were sitting on a couch on opposite ends talking and stuff and she kept rubbing her feet on me an near my crotch. Pretty cute feet too tbh

You should start working towards making waifu AI. Thats a goldmine waiting to happen.

I've got my ps3 controller set up for xbox mode, makes it easy to plug and play 90% of pc games. It displays the fucking buttons in xbox letters and I have no clue which is which honestly.

Only womyn say this. Are you a womyn?

naw i seen first contact like 2-3 times already

shia ain't go enuff dollarydoos to get mah black ass down there nuff said

well i ain't hear good or bad things tbh monica jus decidedly mixed shit monica. finna buy dis pillow tho

Yeah but that's because you're X, not some random pleb.

das ryt das ryt monica

sounds intimate well I gotta go to sleep for an interview today at 2 fucking rip for temporary NEETness

Stop being in denial, if you don't want to suck your waifu's feet when she coems home from a long day of work how can you say you actually love her

Dead thread.

I regret not banging her so bad.

Night user!

bangin who nao monica?

Naw nigga naw

see

How can you say you love her if you wont even eat her poop?

shieeet fam u gotta supress them shits that'd make u an unfaithful adulterer tbh monica

this ngl tbh shiggy diggy onii-fam nissan ultima

This was back when I was a lad in middle school fam. Almost 15 years ago at this point.

temporal linearity is a meme monica

Nismo altima when

Shiiiet I hope so. Would make NEET life even more meaningful.

Oh man, you ruined it. I love stiring up shit and i already had ammo for drama. Shucks.

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huh what?

You don't even know how to drive!

I just came so hard I felt pain in my back.

Nevermind

ye ye fam u doin it ryt monica

You had this coming right from the start.

Thanks for your input Satan.

WHO TF UP IN CH'YEA NIGGAS WUZ GUUD NIGGUH

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Please stop mr. president, it's not fair for the other countries. You''re making us too great.

You're going to get tired of winning.

IL,NY,CA = a mo'fukkn cancer tbh monica

saved

naw fam neva dat

The entire WORLD is a MESS. The world is a big, fat, MESS, & Trump is going to fix it.

morning

ayyy what's gucci monica

Fuck off pedo.

the sun, the sea and the moon my friend

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aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy faaaammm

look it's just a saying

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby taaaaaaamm

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I barely feel what a family member is much less a friend

Hey guys. Seems pretty slow tonight. What's up?

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Dead threads are dead. At this point it'd be better to get discussion in the cytube or irc. Don't come to the board, I'd rather keep it in the state it is.

Always is it seems
I'm holding up fine, hows it on your end

u drinkin champagne monica?

you're up

it's just how it goes

no real reason to

Guys done more in 6 days than obongo ever did. This guy is a literal genius.

For

Don't come to what board? What the hell does that mean? I just took some cough medicine so my brain is kinda retarded right now

I'm alright. Started my semester at school. Making sacrifices for Trump on my spare time. How about yourself?

yeah mang

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Yuh.

/4am/

Nihil Novi Sub Sole my nigger. How's them sacrifices going?

that's it

possibly

Haven't been here for a long time, but I remember shit used to reach the thread limit. I left just when the threads started to get shit up.

We're acquaintances at least right?
Right?

I think rule 8 being changed and Ritsu becoming a tripfag to "stick it to the mods" did a lot of damage. But I think the most damage was done when Spider first showed up.

no one knows

get over /sft/ already

family plz

Pretty good. I live in Cali so I get to see mountains of salt from retarded feminists. Too bad we're going to get our funds cut because the idiots that run this state want to protect illegals.

Now I have to go

nyt b uddo

MAKE 4AM THREADS GREAT AGAIN

I like those odds.

Not to mention the mass bans except for the shitposters that the mods had no problems with destroying the threads until they're like a boak with a broken rudder.

Gotta take the good with the bad, I wonder what they're gonna cut funding to first.

i hat boaks

I'm not upset about /sft/ because I didn't use it. I'm upset that you brought that one faggot who posted himself riding a dildo because he wanted your dick so badly. Your shitfit during the SS13 episode was fun.

It's to late.

There's nothing there worth looking at. It's the abandoned building on the edge of town that's full of holes that nobody goes to unless they're there to throw some graffiti on the interior because the deeper parts look like someone's living there.

Maybe soon.

You're welcome for starting that.

get with the times it's evens

I like those evens, steven.

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You'll understand eventually.

Reminds me of Shizune.
Where the fuck did he go?

I didn't brought shit, he came here on his own and left as soon as he got the hint or killed him self, it's unfair of you to pin that on me since it's not like I wanted him here either

well lets make some squeezens

fight me irl life nigguh

Cheeky fucker.

You cant take credit for everything huey. At this point I wouldnt be surprised if you tried to claim you were the one who started climate change.

3dpd I think.

Swing first.

Is that a gay? Because I don't a gay fam.

Naw

aight i'm scared 2 budy

Yeah but it's been like two months, he usually drops in every now and then at least, even though he's always had a gf.

I did. Don't forget I also started the Communist American movement.

Fear not, for I shall not cause major wounds.

it's fair too early for gay

It's always too early for gay

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you should best stop then

Let's go. Right here, right now.

this is mah fight song nigguh ding ding

Who knows then. IIRC he used to talk to Mimi a lot, you could ask him. No idea how you'd find Mimi either though.

Was this before or after you became BO of Holla Forums?

Stop talking about gay.

I'll take my leave of this conversation then.

Literally who

Purge tripfags and avatar fags.

oooohohhhh shieeeeeet monica das how u get da devils up in dis bitch

Your song will not help you.

It was before. I had to get the population to justify making the board. That and all the Reddit pages on Communism.

Mark will halfass it for the 7th(?) time and nothing will happen.

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you're gay etc etc

I'll just take my self out of life

a nigga pluckin his nose hairs so u betta clench dat asshole monica

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Don't care that much tbh, I just stare at the catalog because I got nothing better to do.

Nigga I know you snitchin'. We can't have a nigga snitchin'.

It'll get better eventually. At least the anal pain generated was great.

1:The drugs are NOT tobacco
2: That fox man. Liked Vodka and Initial D.

Is this where you met Ritsu, when he was leader of the 4am there?

Does your lust for boipussy know no bounds?

We're the same person.

Oh him, sheeit my memory is ass. No idea how to find the guy tbh.

I missed it, shit. Who's booty got blasted?

shieeeeeeeeeeeeettt

maybe

my lust died when I got sick of getting faggots wanting to use me all the fucking time and take advantage of my good nature

That would actually explain a lot.

Some say if you leave a bottle of Vodka out late at night, he'll find you.

The bait's been set.

poor unni

There was all the screaming in the threads around the time rule 8 was changed because 'muh slippery slope', there was all the 'avatarfags get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' that was in virtually every thread with multiple (1)s. Recently someone got ass blasted that the threads still existed and decided to spam the board because they "wanted to show the attenionwhores a message" despite the only people even using the board were me and one or two other faggots that aren't associated with anything else related to the thread who were only there because I was fucking around on it.

Some other niggas are coming because they are upset.

Keep it a secret.

On the bright side, you still got a hand.

Perfect. Leave some eurobeat on to seal the deal and you cant possibly fail.

Whats in it for me not to rat you out?

It's not like it matters.

He'll never see it coming.

Imageboards were a mistake…

Fucking this.

If anything, Project Chanology was the mistake that fucked imageboards over.

Mark will crush you for your sins. He's already revealed his powerlevel on camera now. Hes got nothing left to lose.

No point in stopping now.

Ironically what brought you as well.

non of dem avatar niggus was even personas tho i think tbh monicas

His powerlevel was shown when he ate those cakes.
I was actually on the site in '07 for things like exploding van rather than Project Chanology.

it's not the point tbh

pff no,I blame america

uncle sam dindu nuffin monica

Smokes has a persona around cigs in every image in every post, Ritsu had the persona of his waifu, I have the Huey persona that's an extension of Akari, Yakusa has the Yakusa characters he posted in every thread, you got DMX, Spider has the Spider he constantly posts in every thread trying to get attention, Phil has Phil.

thos ain't personas tho nun of dem nigguhs b actin like or puttin on airs of dem thangz. it'd b 1 thing if ritsu went out n acted like his waifu as part of it. but nunna dem niggus do tho tbh.

smh tbh oniifam

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essactly monica deez nigguhs triflin af tbh playa dey b on dat bull shit fo'really tho nigguhs is allergic to havn a gud time monica dey ALL ABOUT DEM RULES RULES RULES LETS GET CUCKED BY SUM RULES N B GUD LIL ANNONNIGGUHZ

shit ya'll niggas cucked yoself in da first place, plus u did dat to india, ireland, canada and all of yo other colonies ne way monica

dose numbers

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cap dat shjt monica mah getz got a habit of gettn deleted tbh

smh

no the bankers fucked everyone and only germany was willing to do something about it but we shoulda gotten invaded rather then just bombed into hell

n u let da rofsshills up in dat shit ne way monica prolly worse den any otha euro nigguhz

atone 4 de sinz of yo fore bears monica
ya'lll nigguhz wan't no kangz nigguh
WE WUZ KAAANGNGGNZ

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fuckin' hate this shower. And the people that wash in it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter shower shitting. And I always wanted to shit in these showers. This is the time of shower shits and now shower is worth keeping clean. And I will shit in as many showers as I can. It's time for me to shit. And it's time for me to dirty showers. My shower shitting crusade begins here.

that's a maybe

never!

RULE BRITANNIA

nigguhs couldn't even keep normandy tbh fam smfh

breaking my heart here fam

Not even memeing I'm serious. Imageboards were great but at the same time allowed cancer to have a voice much like tumblr.

This explains it fairly well.

Should have just said the internet was a mistake…

Nice pic. Give me a second to dig up a pic

The Frontier's closed. Has been for a long time. The Wild Wild Web's dead fam.

The internet is at the same time cancerous and glorious, but before the normalfags came, it was great. But at the same time life without internet was even greater.

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I think this one is my favorite.

But hes not happy he's REEEE-ing

It's because he was told he can't have any of them.

Take me back…

I want to go back.

Thats not how business transactions work.

Sometimes I get really nostalgic and listen to 90's music and get read sad evne shed a tear or two.

it wasn't as good of a time as you thought it was, you were just young and didn't really know better

It's because the cakes aren't kosher.

Feels bad man.

What are you doing still up? Are you stuckin NEETdom too? This is when the thread dies. I don't care for social interaction, but lately I've wanted to socialize.

Because I haven't gotten around to going to sleep.

Well duh. How stupid am I? I don't plan on sleeping for hte rest of the day. Wish I had shit to do.

Time to fuckiddy offaroonie. I'll see you guys around, everybody take care.

night

Read a book nigga. Listen to some music.

I guess those are my only options. Wish I could have engaging convesation and take hte piss out on shit. But threads ded.

bye smokerdude

ya nigguhz betta get dat pussy ryt monica
RYT