Daily Reminder that he did nothing wrong

this except unironically.

Ironically the only character whose actions and motivations made sense to me were Satan Goat's. So in a way OP isn't wrong, but they're still a faggot.

please, you're probably the kind of person who hates any movie that doesn't include at least 4 car chases and 10 shootouts.

t. cuck. go back to your 4 hour long snooze fests, real men have real movies to watch

reddit's ayy lmao gurl: the flick

I hope that this was posted ironically.

I've tried multiple times to watch this movie but I always end up turning it off after the first three minutes. Has anyone seen Marrowbone? It has the same girl.

she's so pretty

So how was it recieved by the satanic community?

But she isn't

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She wasn't a dyke in the end of the movie. She got turned into a witch by the goat's cock. Puritans were cunts though, through and through. There was a reason they hated everyone and were in turn hated. They even hated the Quakers, who got along with everyone. Puritans a shit.

It's an uncomfortable movie to sit through. You see this family fall apart as the wilderness gets to them and then witches start picking them off by going after the children first. Once you think the father is going to save the day, the witches do him in as well. It would be like if in Sleepy Hallow, Ichibod dies in the end (which is what happened in the book iirc).

Is this the movie where the kids are playing some ball game but they are afraid to cross the fence cause of some mystery killer? it's not your typical sandlot one. saw a webm but that's it.

No.

Based Black Phillip kept to the sidelines while the mayhem occurs. While Thomasin is unfairly labelled the villain, it’s Black Phillip who is infecting the family. The KINO part for me is that she was not a witch but was led to witchcraft following the wrongful suspicions of her family.
Thomasin, whose sexuality had been repressed by her puritanical family, was left embracing her femininity – albeit nude in a forest with a bunch of witches.
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supposedly the director said the disease the crops had was specifically chosen as eating foods infected with it can cause hallucinations. adds a little bit of depth to the movie.

I read that too. The guy who directed it used to post on Holla Forums alot around the time it premiered.
The crop disease you're talking about is ergot. it's one of the main ingredients used to synthesize LSD.

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That's true though.

t. nihilist 'spiritual but not religious' esoteric retard

I really like this girl =^_^=

That's true though.

The cool thing about the VVITCH is that it's actually scary on every conceivable level. It's not just scary on a physical danger level, it's also scary on a psychological level, and it even transcends psychological horror and attains spiritual horror. If a Puritan were alive today to watch this film, it'd scare the living shit out of them. Basically the only one who got a good ending was the kid who accepted Jesus and then died, because he's the only one who went to Heaven. Well, him and the baby. The others are all killed by manipulating their sins and taking them out at the height of their guilt. All except for the girl, who suffers the worst fate of all and actually succumbs to witchcraft. Shit like the Excorcist can step the fuck aside, because the VVITCH is Christian horror done right.

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What the fuck is wrong with her eyes?

I'm not a nihilist.

A literal Puritan, not just someone who disapproves of your gay furry porn.

She might have a lazy eye

My favorite part of the movie is when the script ran out of things to do with the story halfway through and the movie just sort of ended on cheap gore porn.

JUST

WORSHIP

Is this another steven speilberg alien movie?