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Friendship is Magic Edition

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Rolled 2 (1d2)1
2

Pony merger when

You're chill Scootsmaloos

Pharah is bae

lolis are the devil

Goodnight

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just stopped by to complain sorry friend

Morning gang

Like ZOINKS Scoots
Like, what's happening man?

Night bae

Have something else for your mouth :^)

It's chill, just saiyan

Could that show be interesting when high?

Not bad, just woke up, went ham at a family BBQ,
nothing much else really.
you?

Tired, tired
Qp came in and got an entire O of shake that sucks
and my dude wont do a half for 2 SO i'M Stuck at quarters for 1.2
Lame

Anime made me GAY!

WHy even

MLPGO when?

I guess its just who ya know and i Dont know teh right people

what are you doing today sweet pea

watch the animaymays
playthe vgaygays
just chill
yo plans?

Also lucky enough to hve the day off
gonna see my bestest friend
i learned to play the ending theme from spongebob on guitar :)
I am very happy about that

seeing frens is the best
and shredding spongeberb wew

*unzips mouth*

f-for me....?

maybe

You've got a pretty mouth

gimmie the pinkie

Going for a jog before it gets too fucking hot

bbl

You want folder hun?

You're too fucking hot.

please...

where to get legit win 8.1 iso?

Sleep is Death

Check your steamy in a min

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thank you. ♥

she suits me

Exactly.
I think?

Just goooo to sleeeep

I already did.
I just woke up.

God I wish that were me

She does, cute

That I just woke up?
Or Tanefuwafuwa in general?

Go again

Never.

sleep is meth

vocaroo.com/i/s0I2czjkwGFE

i still can't do it right but whatever

Cute! practice makes perfect

You'll die doe

So some posters here were addicted to sleep?

Yes, I can confirem there are one or two posters who are sleepahols

RECLAIM THE INTERNET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I claim this thread in the name of Fuck You.

Sakurako > *

Well.
Sleep is death.

I know lol

STFU

Stuff my strumpet hole, crumpet whore.

you have such a way with words

Be careful you don't get a yeast infection.

I'm a vocabulistic, linguistic, bootylitious, bombastic, mama jama, hamma slammin, sarcastrobatic, wiggly miester.

EW CRUMPET

Tbh, I consider myself a bit of a cunning linguist myself. :^)

go to bed. you're drunk.

Cunnilingus you say?

I assume this was meant to be a pussy eating joke.

But all I can focus on is the two "myselfs".

So sad Evo is over

I haven't even had a drink yet!
And I just woke up!

Welcome to the department of redundancy department.

We specialize in repeated pointless repetition.

I forgot how mind numbingly slow it is here in the mornings.
I might just go play Overwatch.

so sad EVA is over

GLHF
Lucas Black

I just picked one plant and got, like, 20 herbs.

tfw almost literally swimming in herbs.

How much for some herbs?

I need those.
They're the key component for my medicinal pot.

Don't worry I have a medical card

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Off to work
See ya

grow pot ya cunts

I think the going rate is probably still 20 recovery 50 potions for 20k gold.

See you.

I know some words.

Fuck yeah, broke the 245 plateau on bench

Time to celebrate with pizza I think

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Megaman X6 is such an amazing game

gross

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have a small life

stfu baby face

tfw 6'4" 220lb master race

stay small, little Australian man. Stay small.

Jesus christ, how small are you?

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says the guy 10cm taller then me

Same

Little more than that, buddo

2 smoll

5'8 yo ain't much bro, try 6'6

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ay cunt wanna fite cunt

All muscle no fat

Oy did you say Re:Zero was like Konosuba?

If so I need to thoroughly stab you.

Oh I'm sure you are, and not just some fat dude online.

H-how did you know?

I honestly can't trust anyone here when they say they work out.

I never said such a thing

Because I'm a magician.

Oh well then *pats*

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Lets see the only people that workout are me, Alicefag Kanra, Real Kanra, Shiro and Erio

I'm a fat, lazy slob.

Do you have cook magic playing cards?

Seedless grapes my ass

MY ASS

user_Sama does a lot of cardio, IIRC
Lenko lifts a considerable amount.

Fucking what?

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Fuck I forgot him

And him too

Magic cards!

ellusionist.com/playing-cards

I'll have you know I can do 5 push-ups before fainting!

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No, I don't have magic cards.

I'm sorry for your loss.

They are a bit similar though :3

I do

Then you're not a magician you POSER

Lol no you don't

Fucking fight me you fake girl online.

I'm apparently going to marathon Re:0 to present today.
How destroyed am I going to be?

I'm not lying ^^

You'll very much want to watch the next episode bu I wouldn't say you'd be destroyed, it's not an emotional kick in the guts like Clannad or something like that

Real Kanra probably does cardio, but he's so slender I can't imagine he does bulk training.

Never said if I do or not.

Okay.
I'm trusting you.

i work out

Why would you risk fighting a man?

I hate liars...

Real Kanra does a lot of tempo exercises for lean muscle

He's like a taller younger Bruce Lee

Ok, settle down there, Lenko.

shit

Because we're on the internet

Lean muscle is literally the most useless of muscle. Enjoy knowing Kanra will never be able to lift a small child to save his life.

Kanra will fuck you up

I'm so sure he would, dear. The internet is a terrifying place where you must boost your e-go at all times.

Like your queen Alice?

bbl cybering Erio

dude you're such a fucking shitcunt

Speaking of Alice, do they just piss people in the group off and make them come here?

No, I'm just bored so I'm chilling here

Cute butt, seeya later, I'll let alice know you're gone.

I only ever see them come here when something happens there, and like 6 of them come to chastise someone and act omnipresent or something.

It's honestly lowered my opinion of them by a lot. I wish they would just not come.

Though some Alice fags are chill.

I dunno, seems to happen when someone here says something about us on here. I'm the only one that comes here regularly that I know of, though some of them came from here iirc

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You mean me, right?

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Eh, I just talk shit from the side lines.
The drama they make is almost too meta for me.

Loco, I swear to god.
I chocked on my food.

You are one of the few Alice fags I know and can say I like.

*Smooch*

@Loco

Doesn't really mean much, it's quite obviously a joke. Grey posted it on his blog to try to get under my skin but it's a pretty pathetic attempt.

Well you knew me before I even became one!

kermit you suck dick ya know?

Wait, I thought you were an Alice fag at the beginning of threads long past.

nice

Why do people keep making it relevant.
Who cares if they come or go, or even their motives? It's not like anything happens here anyway.

Also, hi Kermit.

IKT
nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=724954
LISTEN TO THIS

Drama is the life blood of the threads.

Shut up dag you love me you faggot

Nope, I didn't meet alice until like 2012. I didn't even know about her when I was trolling fur threads with Clint, Guts and Sword.

Well if it looks like one
sounds like one
feels like one

It probably is one.
Or do you think I genuinely posted a poem to try to get into alice's panties and posted it for all to see?

Grey and I are not on the best of terms. He saw an opportunity to try to fuck with me and this is the result.

Heya Rin
Been a while

Delicious.

I'd agree if people didn't try so hard to make some when it literally doesn't matter.

It has.
I see you on Telegram but you're always gone before I realize there's new messages.

coming from someone with a sense of humour i might think it was a joke

coming from an actual joke of a human being like yourself it's just another one of those things

Dallas is a god damn turd bacon.
He might come visit when he comes to southern Michigan later. But I doubt he will. Something about hanging with family or some silly wank.

That's why it was simply brought up and hardly discussed on my end.
And look, now Kermit is here.
I'd say it was worth it.

LocoXKermit OTP

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Slllllllllllllllllut.
Your lover is here.

which

In this case, I'm inclined to agree.

The one who's Kermitted to you.

How dare you.

I NEED THIS CAR

lol :3

seriously though listen to that song!

i hate your humor

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It's post comedy.
You wouldn't get it.

You lack the depth for it's nuance.

It's okay I guess

Honestly I just check in to look at the lewd stuff these days

Oh, I get it now, you're just an asshole.
Should have pieced that together first rather than try to talk to you like an adult.

*ahem* lemme start over:
"Kill yourself you fucking faggot"

I haven't talked to him in years. Sword and Guts are the only ones I keep in semi-regular contact with. It's sad.

Hi Dom (?)

Sword is a fart and I hardly remember Guts.

:c
There's more pics
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dont start

i would destroy you

dallas is coming for a rally thing with his fragile masculinity car

not a family outing.

Hnng

Too bad it's Korean + Porsche.

He told me it was mostly to hang with family who I assume lives in the area.

And fuck you.
I'm a god. You can't fathom my power.

It's Chinese cartoon, bakayaro ;~;

It's Jap tho

Time to cast some more fireballs in Skyrim tho

If anybody happens to know how to fix loli height crosshair stuff pls tell

The Golden Age is over.
Last I heard of Clint he was still dating Kats and I unfortunately was exposed to commissioned porn of his and Kats' fursonas.

It hurt the soul

this lack of consistency makes me feel uneasy about the likelihood of being reimbursed with money i dont even care about.

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Right?
I must be a vile human being.
Agreeing with someone's opinion on the internet.

I'm pretty much the same.
Just with fotomomo and general.

From what I recall it was kind of just you guys pissing in a bucket.
Not like any golden age that could come from here was any good. Any arguments were just cobbled retorts lacking much depth.

Missing money on who's end?

he owes me

Serious lack of understanding when it comes to internet protocol.

pls teach bashed/merged patch

I'm sure he'll make good on it.

My brother said something like that. Except he thought it was a hint that she was into me. Somehow I doubt it's that.

that is also beside the point

jesus

That only occurred to me after I'd left and told my brother. To me it was just an amusing girl with a cute smile.

You want suck weird shit.

live and learn!
I once had a jacket scanned for like 20 bucks when the actual price was closer to 120. Didn't say jack dick.

Oh I don't doubt it. It's just kinda sad. I considered us close, but holy shit I didn't really know him at all.

Tell him I said "hi" next time you two talk though.

I think my inner shop assistant kicked in and made me tell her.

dont project

Can do, muchacho.

I have to get my thrills somewhere.
Not like anyone around me LOVES me enough.

that one is the best holy fuck

yeah can't be too quick about that, but I do recommend visiting again.

youtu.be/QuNhTLVgV2Y

I do need to get more clothes and their stuff is usually my style so yeah, I'll be back there a couple more times.

Hopefully have the stones to get her number. Fingers crossed.

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youtu.be/662uPQ7Xrdw

next time tell her you want to go out on a date, ufufuf

Thank you.

I'm gonna head out and cook up some breakfast while I still have the motivation. Cya!

Don't make me snuggle you.

Catch ya later.

furries leave

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I will, awright? I'm just not used to people thinking I'm pretty.

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youtu.be/EHeyI28UQqQ

that's perfect.

I wish you all luck.

Looooool~~

So, anyway, how's my favourite Dutch doing?

You're just linking bullshit now.
Come snuggle daddy.

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mfw moog

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Moog makes you an adorable snake in an interview?

Fucking do it, slut.

Erin, can I get that Vocaroo of you attacking some guy on the street?
Boo forgot to give it to me last night.

Well.
It happened at least.

"Is that a boy?"
"Either way, Yum."

vocaroo.com/i/s1TInqOJTcmu

i have too little room or patience for most people's affections irl in this point in my life.

maybe someday i will want more. maybe tomorrow. not today

oh great, where to?

just ragging on a guitar and enjoying the weather, also worrying about swimming tomorrow.

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Common consensus seems to be "Get her number if she's there next time" so that's where I'm at.

ANYWAY enough about me - how're you?

What brought such a kerfuffle along?

Oh, no I'm already here. Just visiting family in England.

It's fine. I know it wont come my way.
I'll just cry in the corner.

Unloved.

98% red wine based aperitif with added caffeine

Smush!

And the sadness of your life
Is built upon this lie
Of really knowing anyone
Or having them know you

I'm doing alright.
Just kind of zoning out doing things.

I'm probably going to watch all that's released of Re:0 later today.

I don't live a super exciting life.

Can I have your stuff if you go into a psychosis induced coma or something?

Amy~

That stung.

no. my dog gets all of it. only my dog. then she is free.

I wouldn't wait to find out.

oh great, that's plenty o relaxing.
Have you ever been off the islands?

Join the club; we have an imageboard.

>>>Holla Forums

its from a good movie.

How's life treating you, beautiful? ♥

I have not, no.

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this

she will come to be loved and feared by all after my death.

Wow. That's fucking gay.

Is your dog single?

Yeah, but by who's standards?

Pretty well. Moved north. Doing my thing up here. Getting back on the dating train hopefully.
Sup with you?

Why is that that most of the australians I find in online games are trans. Not even passable ones at that.

i had a dog just like that

well

most people's

Also well. Visiting my dad's fam for a couple weeks, pretending I understand how the dating game works, playing the new MonHun.

Gas furries

Mhm.

Are they all named Bruce?

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what is the new weapon in generations? and do they still have buglance?

can someone please put that jew in an oven already

Ha. Fuck that noise.

I might pick it up. I should finish 4 though.
How's your dad's place?

Watch out for trucks.

she married to tha streets yo

this is my dog

there are many like it, but this one is mine

oh, what country what you want to visit?

crowd attracts crowd huh

Post sock dog.
It's like one of my favorite things.

That isnt very Nice

Scoot, I would like to hire you as my editor and publicist.

you need to expand your horizons

whats her name

I don't think so.

I wouldn't know what draws them in. Maybe it's the anime picture.

Challenge accepted... What am I to do?

Buglance is there. No new weapon, just those style and art things.

No, his fam. Like his mum, sister, nieces/nephews and shit.

Nice and funny are not mutually inclusive.

I'm happy with my weeb shit.

Oh.

no new weapon? that's a disappointment.

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I think I'd quite like to visit Norway.

You either ignored or are ignorant of my awesome reference

We're not even in a new generation yet, though.

Fucking yes.

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When have you known me to know shit?

Now come give cuddles so I can sleep.
That or I'm going to just game or some shit for a while.

Your puppy kinda looks like Godzilla in that pic. Very cool.

In the future, I would submit all posts to you before publishing them here. You would edit them for content, fact check, and correct any jokes that might fall flat.

k have fun

still

Sweet.
Do you have jackets, or cookies?

buttons

when i first posted that pic i didn't give context and the question that came back was "is that a second hand muppet"

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this is truth you speak

a huge responsibility, one that i am proud to be apart of
you have a deal
oo-rah

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Thats adorable

what did you expect

We have delusional beliefs and crippling self doubt.

Back from cybering lol

Erio is great as always

wew that's might cold though
but gorgeus mountains.
I'd like to visit the english countryside, london was fun but I like rest.

maybe its aussie boypuss

A glimmer of hope.
Even the other slut never wants me.

Oh what a life I live.

dude no

I'll have my people lunch powwow with your people.

Late as hell reply.

I got a new large-bag.
It's 23 slots bigger.

I have so much more room now.
Time to pick some dank herb, bruh.

Sounds like my jam.
I'm in.

Lewdie pants.

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-30 points for not playing poketmen proceed

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Hi Hi! howdy doody today?

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lol, saved like an emulator game state

It's not out in Canada, and I don't care enough to download and install the APK manually.

Just a widdle wuv.

jfc this lineup is terrible

I'm having second thoughts. :P

I'm alright, Doodad. Just getting into the swing of being back at work. Did things turn out ok?

going in circles.

k

I am what I am..

I guess I'll shower and lie down.

Last chance for cuddles...

Apparently, it's this. Just for the record.
Either way. Yum.

good thing bc is here kinda

update your knowledge hunni

huh?

Lol I was busy cybering

Alicefags are simple people, they isolated in their own corner of the internet. When someone threatens Alice2 in any way they all band wagon together to take them down

Alice treats her fags unfairly but for some reason they're still loyal to her

sweet dreams

ika

remember
cybering makes you retarded

How?

Mother fucker it's too hot to play games

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What kinda fag cybers online?

I wish I owned my own cute trap maid.

talk about something not related to computers/school/games/lolis/shotas

it's just science don't question it
still looking for job?

season two never.

Room is 25c

ok

Start Skyrim and play for a while

Room is 30c

Talk about something not related to crippling depression or drugs

get some fans for your room.

I've never even seen the show, I just know that it includes the cutest 2d trap ever.

ikt go sunbathe

waow

i don't talk about either of these things

today i am talking about dogs and pokemon go

i am also open to other avenues of conversation

Sorry, but it's not coming up. Lol.

it's a pretty good anime. good characters. trap maid is top notch.

Legal in Thailand.

oh

how anally prolapsing for you :c

dont get pokemon go

I just did it's bearable now :3

too bad i only like anime where people gettin' fucked up constantly cause i'm an edgy teenage boy

search for it duh

oh yeah looks like an awesome show sarcasm roleplay eyeroll

that'a girl.

Again, I don't actually care enough.
Just enough to take a bunch of screencaps of the appstore, lol.

Ifeel pretty spooked by spooky noises outside

Sort of, work is going to be a stress for the forseeable future. But fam bbq went off without a hitch. BB pls it was a mistake! I was merely unconcentrated for...er, reasons.
Its warm here. Summer has arrived... wew
Work being easy peezy?

have you watched parasyte?

r u jelly caus ppl playd be4 u an now u r 2 shitty low leveled

Pokemon Go runs terribly on my phone ;~;

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Of course. It was an animated version of The Thing. 2 gud

NEW THREAD

wait you want a trap?

Yeah... looks like a job won't be calling me anytime soon. I don't want to spend the next six months waiting buy the phone. I might go to my sister'd house in August and find work there

Have you ever heard of opening a window?

but at least it probably also drains your battery like desu wants to drain your cock.

losers

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i was intimidated by its popularity so i avoided it yeah

P-Please don't talk about it

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well then. I'm trying to think of another anime I've watched that was nice and grimdark, but all that comes to mind is more moeshit. I watch too much of that. I'm assuming you've seen death note?

I would never

*petpet*

it is never too late to GO

new

so moving to your sister's is what you actually want to do, yeah?

My ribcage makes it seem like I have tiddies

Also get fucked Ikt
We got dat AC and a personal fan

You just don't want to go outside.

not worth, I have better options.