Fullderp: Good Rolls edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in [Gen 7] Pokebank UU unless he specifies otherwise.
(Things are in an awkward testing phase at the moment. Regular formats will be determined sometime this month.)
Pokebank OU is a mess. Proper formats will be decided in early January (supposedly).

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Showdown:
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The Rules:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
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Pokemon Premades:
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Thread Finder:
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Bookmark it so you don't need to waste time browsing the catalog!
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/roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.

Protip:
Use [code] tags for your sets.
It makes it easier for the champ to import them.

OP Copypasta:
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Just copy and paste!
Reminder:
Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!

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WE NEED A CHAMP

OU is still fucked and doesn't look like it's gonna get unfucked any time soon.
UU bans are making the suggesters and chimps frustrated when it takes an hour to get a full team and it turns out two of the memes are banned for whatever reason.
RU is a joke format. AG is AG.

In other-other news:

At least Poliwrath + Fissure + Mind Reader is possible, but it's just not the same.

I don't come to these threads, but I want to ask how the fuck did you guys pull webm related off?

The same way we beat all the other Smogonfags.

A combination of luck, the opponent being retarded, and masterful ruses.

I called it months ago. I just knew they'd screw us somehow.

Smogon builds are always pretty much the same, and halfchan is terrified of going in without at least 3 of them, so the chimp had a good idea what they were going to do while they had no fucking clue about what we were going to do.

By using perfectly valid techniques like PP stalling, outperforming our opponents and having fishes of the dependable kind in our team.

Glorious.


The right answer.

I AM THE CHAMP

Gonna get lunch ready so if I somehow and miraculously manage to get a full team within 15 minutes and I'm not back, just be patient.

RIP FissureChamp (Articuno) @ Leftovers/Salac Berry
252 Hp/ 252 Spe / 4 Def (or fuck around with it I don't care)
Timid Nature
- Mind Reader
- Sheer Cold
- Substitute
- Roost

Something rock type. Nothing too faggy though.

TAC TICK (Ariados) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sticky Web
- Toxic Spikes
- Swagger
- Sludge Bomb

A stallmon.
Named Richard Stallmon.

Nigger we're in UU.
This shit isn't legal.

Emperor Trump (Slowking) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 128 HP / 252 Def / 128 SpA
Bold Nature
- Dragon Tail
- Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
- Future Sight

Death egg

Your image is retarded. the move is Acupressure not acupuncture.
the animation has a finger pressing down with sparks shooting out, not a needle

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...

I said "you", not "I".
No one here, including you, will never be as autistic as me.

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That's what you think weakling

NEW FUCKING TEAM

I can count the number of useful mons on one finger.

A bulkmon named Fat Bastard.

Hacking w/ Ramzi (Magnezone) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Naughty Nature
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Explosion
- Mirror Coat
- Giga Impact

Wadder Spoder

Shedinja so you can count the HP with one finger too :^)

ANAL ASSAULT PACK (Aggron) @ Leftovers
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Head Smash
- Iron Head
- Earthquake
- Thunder Wave

El Rato (Raticate) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Hustle
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Last Resort

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That's a nice [Gen 7] Pokebank OU meme you have there, friend.

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It sounds more impressive when i don't mention he only had two pokemon

Louie (Scrafty) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Drain Punch
- Protect
- Super Fang

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NEW CHAMP

I chimp

incredible hihg speed (Lucario) (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Justified EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Brave Nature - Work Up - Extreme Speed - Vacuum Wave - Bullet PunchorPANDA (Pangoro) (M) @ Choice Band Ability: Scrappy EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Superpower - Knock Off - Gunk Shot - Ice PunchorPalmtree Panic (Exeggutor-Alola) (M) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Harvest EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Draco Meteor - Leaf Storm - Power Swap - Synthesis

Haxorus

oi boyo (Omastar) @ Focus Sash Ability: Weak Armor EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rock Polish - Wring Out - Hydro Pump - Blizzard

Kek Owl (Decidueye) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Haze
- Defog
- Swagger
- Spirit Shackle

Feel free to change the item but nothing else.

free dick

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Resuggest:
Talonflame

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NEW CHAMP

me champ

Nice dubs, Hitler.

Take any meme that relates to fire, Jews or the shoah in general.

Silvally-Dark @ Dark Memory Ability: RKS System EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Swagger - Punishment - Pursuit - ((Free dick of move))I don't think this guy should be trying to balk the swagged out hits he's gonna take, but you can change the EVs and nature as you see fit.

uhh… tropius

Kyurem @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 84 HP / 252 SpA / 172 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Roost
- Blizzard
- Dragon Pulse

So swag, pray for skill and then punish?

Incineroar called 'Cool Cat'

That or swag people out on forced switches or try swagging out special attackers.
Or just don't use Swagger because the Punishment boost isn't worth it, and use him as a dedicated pivot/pursuit trapper. :^)

reusgg open

Alomamola

Regigigas @ Leftovers
Ability: Slow Start
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Return
- Thunder Wave
- Power-Up Punch

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Did someone say swag?

delet this

THANKS ZAREL

Thanks Zarel

/me unzips

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champ

someone, claim champ and pick a theme if you feel like it

falright, Ill do it if you can make a team quickly

ME CHAMP

KITCHEN GUN $49.99 (Scizor) @ Metronome
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Punch

"Fun" "Tree" (Tropius) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Atk / 12 Def
Careful Nature
- Fly
- Protect
- Substitute
- Rest

checked, resuggs open for the two of you

Eelektross

3 more

resuggs open

Mystery Birb (Murkrow) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Perish Song
- Defog
- Mean Look
- Protect

Louie (Scrafty) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Drain Punch
- Protect
- Super Fang

Typhlosion with Burn-up and other attacks called ' 「Sheer Heart Attack」' for the no weakness meme

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new champ

Good to see your internet connection isn't that awful now

yeah boi

me champ

...

Clefable

...

UU and under please

ALOMOMOLA LOVE YOU (Alomomola) @ Leftovers Ability: Regenerator EVs: 40 HP / 252 Def / 216 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Toxic - Wish - Protect - Scald
A UU stall you say.

resucks open

Dogars

Nidoking

A stallmon named Richard Stallmon, if you don't have 6 already.

ok

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NEW CHAMP
gotta hve a plan for guzzlords next time

RABBI IS CHAMP

...

an electric poge which is SE on fairies called Mike Pence

next

NExt what/

Bootleg Crit Snips (Drapion) (M) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 248 HP / 244 Def / 16 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Acupressure
- Night Slash
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

I NEED MORE MEMESSSSSSS

Free gen 7 mon

ressugin
a poke u wud fug

legos dragon (Salamence) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Outrage
- Iron Tail
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge

If you still need a mon, any redcard meme.

Already have one for Pence

in that case, if you still need a mon, a hazard setter

SALAMENCE IS BL SO WE OU THIS TIME
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Can we sub out the salamence to get back to UU?

yes
regigigas

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WHOOP forgot to unOU

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this is sad

You literally shit your pants the other night.

New Champ, don't have a groove thonigt

I've never even posted in this thread before, just stuck my head in to see what was going on and find the champ being smacked and failing to anticipate obvious switches.

is pawslut here :3c

Yeah right here
/me unzips

bump

I shall be your chimp.

I AM THEW CHAMP

If you can, and this is not necessary, I would like you to post cute and or lewd images of Pokemon along with your suggestions, just to provide a slight bit of extra entertainment for me.

Bear pokemon named Solzhenitsyn

whirlpede
if it's too shit just replace it with a free pick

Your favorite electric type named Mike "The Electric" Pence
Shorten it to Mike Pence if that doesn't fit

Any non-stall based mon named "Not Richard Stallmon"

Free Blowjobs (Hydreigon) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Mild Nature
- U-turn
- Draco Meteor
- Dark Pulse
- Superpower

Tiny fatty (Dedenne) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 244 HP / 12 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Recycle
- Substitute
- Toxic
- Super Fang

Fucking rain teams.
It was gonna be Physical DDance Kingdra

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Cooltrainer Marlo's rating: 1000 → 1000

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No one posted anything cute or lewd except the one guy so you only get one hour of power.

Hmph.

NEW CHAMP

Sorry champ, didn't bother reading past you calling champ. Reading is hard

I wasn't there but have a very belated one on the house.

Is there a champ yet?

there can be, if you say the magic words

Now that's a meme

I will not be the chimp.

will champ for lewd hawaiin girl

sugging Tsareena because it's pretty close to a lewd hawaiian girl

Free Blowjobs (Hydreigon) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Mild Nature
- U-turn / fire blast
- Draco Meteor
- Dark Pulse
- Superpower

free girl

Obongo (Oranguru) @ Leftovers
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Work Up
- Substitute
- Embargo
- Stored Power

Please change the nature, I realize modest is probably not a good one… How about timid?

What's the point of a +Spe nature without Spe EVs?

Because modest doesn't fit with the meme, champ can change EVs too if he wants.

I need that "baton passer that passes fake tears to nobody" picture.

This one?

where is my lewd hawaiin girl

Alright Bellosom you fl*ming idiot

free dck

gibs image

cuck off fagget

wat u want

here's the grill now champ

Champ is gone, I will champ instead
Give me memes

zarel no

good luck with getting memes at this hour chimp
Johnny Rockettoes (Hitmonlee) (M) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- filler
- filler
- filler

surprise girl (Leavanny) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fell Stinger
- Leaf Blade
- Baton Pass
- Worry Seed

Fuck that other greedy asshole.

make a cute bellossom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
t. Zarel

free blowjobs

this

One more meme

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anything to balance out the obongo shitmon becuase its shit

I didn't get that mon in the first place

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pic unrelated

New Chimp or the chimp that forgot to chimp can chimp
I dunno, I'm just tired

Dead thread, i'll post something anyway.

Red Menace (Darmanitan) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- U-Turn

...

It's sheer force. Rock Slide is better.
(Also this is pretty much the standard set but there's nothing wrong with that: Everyone loves Darmanitan.)

Give it band and you have a grade A nuke that isn't as standard.

Give it a Life Orb to make it slightly less rapey but also less "Shit I'm locked into a move"
Sheer Force cancels out the Life Orb recoil on Flare Blitz and Rock Slide, anyways.

rock slide is still weaker

- 2.5 less damage
+ 10% more accuracy
~ No Life Orb recoil (N/A for Choice Scarf)

Generally it's an increase in damage even taking the extra 6% crit rate from Stone Edge into account.

ok but it still does more damage lol

use wigglytuff

I AM THE CHAMP

I really hate to see this thread on life support.
How do we fix the perpetual dead hours?

By posting lewds.
Have a lewd/cute mon of your choice.

surprise girl (Leavanny) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fell Stinger
- Leaf Blade
- Baton Pass
- Worry Seed

Any fullderp-style stallmon named Richard Stallmon.

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「SPEED WEED」 (Venusaur) @ Life Orb
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sunny Day
- Sludge Bomb
- Solar Beam
- Hidden Power [Ground]

Funkosaurus (Haxorus) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Swords Dance
- Rain Dance
- Aqua Tail

A Rhyperior.


There is exactly one fullderp style and that's pp style.

Why would you ever do this?

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Maximum speed, would you prefer a 30 speed weed?

You can have perfect IVs with any Hidden Power now.
Neat, isn't it?

what is earthquake

PP stall them to death, champ.
I believe in you.

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I'm starting to see why no one else ever wants to champ.

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explain, and factor in the crits and the misses over 8 turns

NEW TEAM

Last one didn't work out too well.
Maybe some food will keep the chimp salt at bay.

oopsie poopsie

free pick because champ keeps getting shit

kek

a free dick but of my choosing
so pick and then you have to get my approval

Free pick. But the mon has to be named Truffles.

Mean power of Sheer Force Rock Slide: 75 * 0.9 * (0.9375 + 0.0625 * 1.5) * 1.3 ≈ 90.4921875
Mean power of Stone Miss: 100 * 0.8 * (0.875 + 0.125 * 1.5) = 85

Any pokemon with both U turn and volt switch named Dennis Switchie

Trick Room meme

SLURPS BLOOD (Slurpuff) (F) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Drain Punch
- Play Rough
- Frustration

take some wins

Can I have a Haxorus?

Now people are gonna judge me and I can't use shitmons as my excuse for losing.

@ what item?

Dragonium-Z

yeah ok

Don't worry just press kill

Mad Hatter (Skarmory) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Roar
- Aerial Ace

I don't go there but I bet they also think vaccines are evil too right?

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Well yeah, my first will probably start with a (1) unless someone else is using the same IP.
I don't see what you are trying to imply my shitposting friend.

I don't even know if this is the right team.

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It was.

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It's a shitty flinchmon but still.

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★KarmabearKG: mud slap
★KarmabearKG: ?
★KarmabearKG: wow
★KarmabearKG: im over this game btw
★KarmabearKG: gg
KarmabearKG forfeited.

NEW CHAMP

Give him good hyper offense memes.

me chimp

Something with Dragon Dance and either a Life Orb or Z-Crystal.
or
Something with Choice Scarf and at least 100 Special Attack.

the best hyper offense monster from LC

Slam Masta Jamma (Snorlax) @ Figy Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Recycle
- Heavy Slam
- Body Slam

resucks open

A hyper offense meme named AVRiL Lavigne.

Cuckle

Isn't that literally what you are doing too?

Something with earthquake and stone edge.

The marathon.

The men.


And now we wait…

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/w egolibitation, ``/invite (your name)``

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My id got resetted, was this cunt

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how d;o I remove primarina

Physical attacks.

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NEW CHUMP

I guess I'll do it, fair warning that I suck and have barely played Pokemon for the last few years but I have the general idea.

sometimes fast (Vikavolt) @ Quick Claw Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Bug Buzz - Thunderbolt - Roost - Substitute

A Salazzle with taunt and toxic.

A stallmon named Richard Stallmon.
Unless you're running low on damage-mon. In which case you can take a free pick named FOSS.

Oopsie, make that 248 hp and 8 spd

Would be better if you or someone else made one, I'm not too sure what to make.

Also you can swap between the two, if you find one isn't working. Since you're out of practice.


Just look for UU legal stallmons. It's the pun that matters more than what you choose.

free pick

Alright I'll wait for more suggestions before picking between them then.

Salsa (Salazzle) (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Corrosion
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Taunt
- Toxic
- Flamethrower
- Substitute

How terrible is it?

nod bad, but salazzle doesn't have enough balk to benefit from Black sludge, I'd say give it a focus sash.

「harvest」 (Tropius) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 244 HP / 12 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Air Slash
- Protect

a dragon

alright that's 6 then, give me a sec

if the dragon isn't a dragon palm-tree you're a homo

Is this ok for the stallmon? Wanted a physical defender and he can also Calm Mind and burn everything.

Slowbro-Mega @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Slack Off
- Scald
- Calm Mind
- Psyshock

So long as it can stall, champ.

Alright here goes.
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NEW CHIMP

A Dark Souls meme.

The opposing Flygon used Earth Power!
Hippowdon lost 40.5% of its health!
The opposing Flygon lost some of its HP!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang!
It's super effective! The opposing Flygon lost 91% of its health!
The opposing Flygon fainted!

What is this? Gen 6 RU?

I AM THE CHAMP

free bic

Something with focus punch or reversal.

Cheeky Dan

Sectoid Commander (Beheeyem) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psychic
- Energy Ball
- Signal Beam
- Shadow Ball

resugg:
hazard removal

another free pic

Big McLargeHuge (Scrafty) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off
- Ice Punch/Thunder Punch (Chimp's Choice)
- Fake Out

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I wanted to fiddle around with a core because of all the frees.

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Where'd everybody go?

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Even opponents feel our pain.

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This will always be one of if not my favourite pokemon image.

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NEW TEAM
Format: Anything Goes

Never played Gen 7 AG.

z move fug

accuracy + gamble move/OHKO

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shit, i already forgot
good night sweet sheer cold

I did the next best thing and used Mind Reader + Sheer Cold Articuno.

genesect named vaginasect

resugg free pick

think of an NU mon, then think of something viable in AG and use the latter

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That was fun.
It's nice to play on easy-mode every now and then.

NEW CHAMP

Genesect exploded on everything it could.
Ditto scoped out some amazing sets (Xurkitree with Calm Mind, Toxic, Thudnerbolt, Volt Switch is a legend).
Articuno got a good number of kills.
Regirock fucked everything that tried to stop him (proving NU is viable in AG).
Fug was fug.
Lycanroc managed to cheatyface his way onto the team and didn't really do anything but hey, we appreciate the company.

I'll chimp again, just UU, give me your shitmons.

Looks like it's too ded, nevermind.

I AM THE CHAMP

I bit the bullet and less-than-legally downloaded Pokemon Sun and Citra, but it runs like shit.
Give me the true Alola experience, guys.

yawn+lr yungoose or whatever his name is

shit we're past bumplimit
free alolan dick

43 spe is as close to the true Alola experience as you can get. Feel free to change the nickname.

Well?
Where are the rest of them?

We're over the bump limit and on page 11, this won't get started for a while. Have a shitbug-that-turns-into-free-pick-on-kill if you want resuggs.

It's been one and a half hours so I'm just gonna call new champ.

NEW CHAMP

Maybe me, I don't know like I kinda want to write more. The latest thing is iris getting raped by dominatrix primarina. And a few others.

primarina

A pokemon with wings or a horn named Iris.

Ebin Cade

resugg
free pick

Resuggest:
A fire or grass type.
If you have one of those on your team, use the other one.
If you already have both, pick either.

A grass or fire type.
If you have one of those on your team, use another one.
If you already have both, pick neither.

So we got 4, now we need two more, also Rapidash is the only true fuckble horse.

You have six.

Nope, because iris is the fire type.

Then pick a grass type.

Need one more everyone, give me a spicy one.

Use neither grass or fire, as in free pick aside from fire or grass. My mistake, the wording was too vague.

I have both fire and grass, but not from free pick, my free pick was emolga

Primarina
Iris (Fire)
Grass
Anything that isn't Fire or Grass
Free Pick
Ebin Cade

This is your team.

so

fire

free pick #1

grass

free pick #2, that is neither fire or grass
+cade and primarina

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Total hexing on my part I never had my e dick so big.play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7uubeta-525126571

I need minor (The pokemon) rape imagey now.

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New champ everyone, least we had one really really great game I will hold that.

me champ

pot of greed + exodia

a mon whose hair you would brush
pubic hair doesn't count

Free BLOOD meme.

BLOOD TOTEM, if you used your free blood meme on this, take any other blood meme.

Uh so is anyone else making the thread or what
Lesdian

fuck it new champ

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I'll make it.


You suck.

moltres

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NEW THREAD


We need to post pictures of cute girls (preferably human) to attract newfags I mean fresh blood and potential new chimps and suggesters.
I'm counting on all of you to provide assistance in this endeavor.

Yeah sure why not