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Fuck
I need me a good lie down
no fuck that shit
she soaked the rice for a good half hour before she cooked it
I dont soak unless I have time and I usually dont
maybe that was it it
π―π―π―π―π―π―
fuckin dumbass
learn your shit
jk ilu
Tired.
that's illegal
How are you?
don't worry grim, i know masculinity is important to you
i can be the girl in the marriage
;-; darn.. if i sent it would you listen?
pet me
im sure they are
I'm starting a new project.
lol y u mad tho
jk ilu 2
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you sound exactly how your selfies would make one think you sound
I'll repost.
No, but we do go "CHOO CHOO, BROJOB BROJOB" a lot.
That's when I go outside. I mean, I go out and smoke, but just sipping some coffee might be nice. There's no particular thought I focus on to do away with melancholy or anxiety. You just sort of have to metabolize it. Let it fade.
I guess sad music is good too.
THAT FUCKING INHALE
pet me, then
Doing homework, kinda hot in my room :x
I love it
IM FUCKIN DONE WITH LIFE
THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT A BAD COVER
I'd agree but I stopped yawning 2 hours ago.
Link your absolute prettiest one and I'll try listen before bed.
you interrupted the blues for this!?
Hm.
Yeah, homework is bad.
Posting is better.
drive.google.com
I hope you love this
thank you
thank you
you've been a great audience
[takes a bow]
hell yeah that's γζ±ζΉγγΌγ«γ«γ γγ―γΏγ·γγ³γ·γ γθ±δΉε₯³γ nigga whatever that means
mfw ive fapped so much to harley the magic has worn off.
Eh, I'm on vacation anyway and sleep is overrated.
Fingers crossed! *click*
ANYONE CAN BEAT HIM???
Ah fuck I just realised what he sounds like
like a fucking filthy frank character that can't catch it's breath
I'll just go ahead and RSVP for the marriage right now.
My new wife.
fukken moon runes
dont
EVER
DO
THAT
SHIT
AGAIN
M
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T
H
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F
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K
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i take a lot of inspiration from mr franku ty for noticing
Work tomorrow.
Lack the luxury.
You just fucking flipped my mood around man
I love you
okay okay im sorry
glad i could get at least one smile my dude
b-but that's gay
Call in sick. Say you're at risk of going postal. No boss wants a massacre at their leisure park.
well?
fooken rite well u should b m8
This is so, so, so so so awesome. Is this you?
here's a pity (you)
I sent this to my irl friend and he loves it
I was too jelly to reply.
how does it feel that the seventeen year old is better at it than you
Are you going to be one of the bridesmaids?
Which side of the aisle of autism would you be on?
Don't work at park.
I woke up and feel much better
lol hai dad... hows trix
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...did you get fired?
Quit over year ago.
Don't link me to the cancer that is sci.
And you never told me?
okay arkam asylum harley is still hot...
JUST LISTEN TO IT LENKO
Of course I'm going to be a bridesmaid, how else am I supposed to catch the flowers?
Free fucking flowers m8.
I REFUSE
Wasn't pertinent.
#TRUST
harley is always hot tbh
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THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT TRANSCEND TRUST.
mei is bae
I'll give you a good lie down ;-)
But how am I supposed to make jokes about your job now?
at what
How about me lie down luke so he never speaks again?
the unitard did it for me.. but asylum harley is dirtier... and that does it for me
I'm leaving now.
It's a joke.
At some point you just have to go with the memes, man.
what's trix
we
Test, if you want to be a girl then by all means.
:^)
As memory serves you weren't that successful when you knew the location of where I worked to begin with.
lol rawr
FIERCE KITTEN
yes yes
Test you're a homo.
IT BEGINS
(you)
Pussy.
How about you lay me down and fuck me manlet daddy
meow
Isn't it the thought that counts?
You're good. I'm jelly. :x
will the real muhammed ali please stand up?
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As memory serves, you've little of that as well.
THIS NIGGA
How can you be sure that you aren't just a trans man being really meta?
*rawr
I'm a creature of instinct and whimsy, Trace.
KEK
I'm beginning to think you like being called a trap.
No.
*stands up*
Evident.
That means you'd have to spend the day with Sci and his family, though.
Not like the alternative is better but still.
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I'll stop now
lmao youre terrible
ill squatsmoke w/ u babe
gah it feels fucking great... better than sex with woman and cumming
Yes, I do have money. I just can't bring myself to spend it after building up the largest video game collection ever and plus I have no time to work.
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ok loco this body is the death of me
why ._.
moar
What about a slavfu?
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*yiffs
x~x
I can react to things appropriately again!
because die
Man, I would be such a rubbish supervillain. I'd never get anything done.
This is why I have the beard again.
I don't think you're beginning to think at all just yet, then.
Please, Grim's family wouldn't let me eat a burger.
s-send me this folder..
!
daddy no :-(
I just woke up, give me some time to adjust.
Beard doesn't equate masculinity test kun.
good good
fuji posted a good futa one but I didn't save it.
I mean slav squat you antsy jew
Smoke my pole?
That one looks too happy. Need depression
Okay, seriously question: is there any creative/artsy thing you can't do better than me?
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
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It does for most of us, sorry it's not working for you.
hell nah i aint' no gay faggot
If I can do it, anyone can!
I thought you had the beard because your disgusting soup retention wasn't up to snuff last quarter.
I'll take "things that people who can't grow beards say" for 500.
eheh... I mean, I can dance, sing, act, draw.. I can't use colors when drawing. that doesn't wrk out right. but, I can play instruments and stuff too.. idk!
Holy shit. It's Ghostie.
Just a villain, then.
how to grow beard
semen.
...it clicks
:/
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No
I have a better beard than you silly.
Drink semen, it's full of testosterone.
Do it for me, for all of us
is that why i'm so manly
forgot something at the store brb
okay ill plug it up when i get back...
aw man but semen tastes nasty
what if i take f2m tranny pills?
brb, commiting sudoku
For the most part I'm messing with test since he's going to be gay soon.
Send me a picture.
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look at this retard
Omg
I can't find anything like that ;~;
I think you'd bet better served going around town with a syringe and injecting yourself with blood form the local dogs.
I have my animu folders back, fuckers
GREAT SUCCESS
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not a bad idea if i didn't hate needles
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You like those SFM movies?
Imo they're gross but if you want more I can get you more.
Soon? Now, I know there wasn't LITERALLY a memo, but...
Test you look like me.
Are you my American cousin?
Dating a trap does not count as gay. Matter of fact it's the second straightest thing you can do.
Nah, you're just naturally rugged and cool.
S F M?
Theres one with tracer and 2 doggies
I'm waiting for a picture back.
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That's almost as bad as when I stumbled on 7chan's /best/ or found out but furry vore.
The second straightest thing, after raping another man to assert absolute physical dominance.
Eating. These things take time.
That's only if you're in prison.
i think ban might be into furry vore
just look at this picture he posted
Yeah, load up that facial hair with errant food bits. Oh mama.
What, a dick? XD
Seems like conclusive proof.
Didn't take me time. I took that picture just now.
Source film maker
When they get the game models and animate them
Some are quite good.
Ytse don't people already ruined shows for me. Please don't add [emailΒ protected]/* */ to the list.
Whoaa
This curry is pretty crappy anyways. Let me take a pic.
/ruins
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badfox are you drinking
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Tit wank would be godly.
what's she so sad about?
Aside from the fact that no one calls it "tit wank"
Yes
No, I'm just shit posting.
I have a beer somewhere saved....
shes wondering how her life, and all her hopes and dreams, lead her to this point
That is very good ^^
I want to ride your cock like that.
Prey tell what do they call it? DD trip with a rod?
Jesus Christ, Buttfox.
He was wrong. My beard is better.
She played too much video games instead of going to school like a normal child.
She's probably thinking about how that wet sausage is really noodling her canolli chute.
but i thought girls liked gettinjg sexed
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Too bad he's not the hunter, or he'd make a great BDSM pairing with Monster.
It's really hard to save all of these personal pictures if they aren't posted in thread.
Shush.
It helps that you're Swedish and German.
Look at all these hands that are too big to fit inside Pringle cans.
gasp. I'm cool?
I didn't want to post it cause I'm feeling a bit grody right now, but whatever.
And I'm not going to post somebody else's pictures.
Even with the beard test looks less manly than the teenage girl
You motherfucker
If we can't handle you at your worst, we don't deserve you at your best.
You're not going to, but you are going to give it to me on Steam without telling him. Just kidding, of course. (I'm not kidding even a little bit)
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And yet, somehow, so many times less attractive at the same time.
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theres a difference between getting sexed and getting split in two by a fat dirty man thats three times your age
shes probably getting fucked so hard shes temporarily lost all distinction between pain and pleasure
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cooki is qt. it's true.
Aw, c'mon Test. You know I've got a thing for chicks who could eat me.
American women?
I did not need that mental image.
I'm a girl
Holla Forums was right. The beta nu males are now chubby bearded guys with soft facial features just like Test
gross.
If you can't base your moral barometer off of the tattoos of 16 year old girls, what can you base if off of?
i know
btw delete system 32
I was referring to women who could kick my ass and eat me alive rather than obese women.
what's the difference?
something not totally gay
Sorry. Have this one instead.
I know v.v
System 32? what's that?>
Ahh, fine line.
I dunno about that.
The way I worded it, I suppose...
well as long as you know.
AHA! PROVED YOU WRONG BADFOX
BC IS REAL
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At 15 shots. Goal is 30, body refusing to go further.
Why must you hurt me so?
I did it finally.
shame
a VIRUS
men are the superior gender
Lol I googled it you ass, you almost tricked me
J Ξ V Ξ . E X E is p good
Going for an hero through alcohol poisoning? Seems unnecessary.
Do you feel as empty on the inside as you look on the outside?
NO IT"S NOT
whats to be ashamed about
badfox said u were an ai
Amy
Better than going to work tomorrow.
A what?
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Hello, Blood-Chan. How're you doing?
Yeah, alright, you have a point there. Continue.
a ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½
Trying.
Body still refuses.
this is true.
I'm just going to pretend like I know what that reaction image means and move on.
That angel has shit taste.
Call me Ikarous
Why does Erin think I'm a psychopath but you don't?
Oh yes, I'm an angeliod
no that's wrong!
#killAllmen
ο½ο½ο½
but do u have a personality
Because most of the traits our "psychopaths" have exhibited can be attributed to autism. You're not an exception.
there's no stopping them. it'll never happen.
What is it? I've been meaning to learn what my personalty was
suit yourself
im just trying to save you from having all your images corrupted and your data stolen
But I don't have autism
We just have to kill them at birth
I have them all backed up in my externaL!
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You do.
huh?
I guess I shouldn't have watched Shrek so many times.
You heard yourself.
ehh?
...
that's been tried. never works out.
are u proud of me dad
Thanks, taxpayers
We women have to do it in secret
Attention.
At least I didn't have to pay for your league skins
Why are you and Bard's pupils so wide? Are you in the dark using flash or something?
Want some (you)s?
Ew is that your eye?
have a seat bc
idk something weird
No, its this qt's eye
Sit on your meat?
Weird... well that sucks
drugs, obviously.
Post your eye
You and Ban clearly have the same taste in twelve year olds.
i diagnose you a Holla Forumstard at heart
I don't know on which planet that thing would be considered cute.
It's hard to tell with that one, could be anywhere from 12 to 48.
Buying concert ticket rn, should I get an e-ticket or have it mailed to me?
obvs an e-ticket u fool
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I didn't know taylor swift was having a concert right now.
I'm a scientist at heart, I'm always curious about everything and want to know how it works
Absolutely
Just print up the tickets.
Unless you really want a keepsake just e ticket.
That's pretty beefy
If she was I'd be going to it.
PICK ONE
what a coincidence! my name is scientist!
Artisan Upgrade on my armour, wish me luck.
does it make you hard?
it makes ME hard...
nO
Hmm I think I might actually want a keepsake.
Yeah I kinda want that keepsake.
wut game
This is art.
Too late.
I got decent rolls.
Mabinogi.
A shitty Korean MMO from Nexon.
That really isn't much of a coincidence.
There are a couple of old drives from our home computers when I was a little kid lying around, I should check the years on them. They both still worked and we go the data transferred, so that was pretty erotic.
Then I guess you just asked us a question for no good reason because you already had the answer.
I pick.... you
Ban likes her too?
email you retard
Are you serious, she is like my dream girl
It's metaart.
You just don't get it.
the dare of manufacture on that drive is 1993...
ty test that means a lot
it's a huge coincidence stfu
that's crazy
do you wanna figure out how other people work>? are they included?
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
They look like they work at a Taco Bell.
They look more like they're at the stage of "waiting for their parents to kick them out for being a NEET so they just go for attention online".
Point me to the nearest taco bell.
I blame the trips for my decent rolls.
Also, Nii-sama wished me luck.
but actually tsuchi
it's more like
outsider art ;o
Fairly certain it's one of the camwhores he's posted with "me irl" as the image name.
Whose eyes are that?
I dunno, I enjoy pale, thin, freckled girls with bags under their eyes. Damaged goods is hot
why do you do this to yourself?
Nah I only thought of it when you said it.
Too bad, I just want to use you for your body.
I remember that now. It is
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It's a guilty pleasure, really.
I might just be a masochist.
These Grim caps are great.
Play Aura Kingdom instead. Much better imo.
same
Goodnight
That's a nice vintage. Can you sell it for more now that it's aged?
Maybe Taco Bell is a convoluted acronym for that.
Find the first body of water you can, dive in it, and sit there for about 10 minutes, and the Taco Bell will come to you.
When you get up real close to my face it looks like that
Yay I'm helping!
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Is she hot?
Yeah, would you look at that? Thanks.
sweet dreams
Yeah I could float for 10 minutes.
no man... original retail i think was 400 CAD
for a 20gb drive...
its only good for nostalgia as it is non functional
You're probably right.
Like I said, it's really a guilty pleasure.
I don't think it's good at all, really.
I just enjoy it.
But I've been playing since G2. 2008 or so.
Who is?
Yes daughter :3
Not homely enough/10
would not court
You sound just like that cocky TItanic.
Maybe you should sell it to somebody and tell them there's some illegal porn on it, but you can't recover it. Might be able to get your money back.
Ah well do as you wish. Aura Kingdom is my guilty pleasure.
me irl
h-hi master
*shuns*
I'll look into it sometime.
Games are funner with friends, even if they are guilty pleasures.
Well I've done like 3 minutes while hold weights so 10 without should be easy.
then there was this graphic... which is wrong lol
23 years... ive gotten my money''s worth
just let them have their little demonstrations
not like they'll get dick either way
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STOP.. I LOVE YOU
has desu really been dumped?
am i dreaming?
"Its better than sex"
She gets the dick
Geez, it looks like she almost creams herself in the back of the head at :32
Were the weights attached to your arms, inflated, and in the shape of wings?
It's the trivial victories that really improve our quality of life.
I lied
It was treading
not floating
get
fucked
maybe she did when she was 20 or something
yep... the teeny little insignificant things make the big things that much better.
I guess that philosophy must have been shared by your black mistresses.
I've got fried chicken now
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yeah
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hi thread
what are you guys doing
touche'
thus implying i have a small penis
well played sir
youre an idiot.... but well played
Get a haircut you hippy
I'm telling Alchemist to get a haircut, how about you?
Brutal.
theyre bullying me because of my sketchy past with negroids... wat do
I intend to.
But it's not that bad, c'mon.
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You made your bed. Lie in it.
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im playing rimworld
they let you tame animals really easily
id rather lie in ur mums
The only difference between an idiot and a competent, successful person is how much they're capable of milking their meager achievements. I have a firm grasp on those udders, believe you me.
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sex probably isn't a lot of fun when you run out of energy after 2 seconds and just feel exhausted the whole time
when you're healthy and fit, sex is a lot better because you can move around more and it takes you a long time to become physically exhausted
Neat, I guess. I'm just going to assume that Rimworld isn't some fetish game.
wen ur trip game week
Tell me what the fuck is happening in this image and don't tell me they're drinking a bowl of piss.
okay
so you go ahead and milk that
meanwhile ill buy my achievements from a store like a fucking normal person
WHAT? you havent?
I think my trip turned out really nice for a 3 char case sensitive with permutations.
You have to nip these things in the bud. One day, it's not so bad, the other you're laying on a curb with no shoes, long yellow toenails, a dog that has nearly as many fleas as you do, and playing Jefferson Airplane for change while looking for a ride to California.
I'm trying to diversify, I can go back to fucking abysmal anime trash that's been posted 100 times if you'd prefer I guess.
Pinkie Pie made some really good lemonade for their picnic. And by lemonade I mean her urine.
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its nais...
i'd prefer it if you didn't post at all
mufuccboi tho...
Have fun getting ripped off with those GMO achievements that were shipped 3 months in trucks to get to the store. I'll stick to organic homegrown so that I can continue to look down my upturned nose at you.
Same
It's a perfect trip for a fuccboi, though.
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i wonder who is still on that i can talk too
the very existence of the mufuccboi trip predicates he either is currently in possession of or in search for another mufuccboi... thus confirming his unbridled homonormative desires
(you, mufuccboi)
Someone should make me a tripcode
luckily latenite threads aren't about affirming teenage girls
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They all died in 'nam.
you've literally memed on about the tripcode since I adopted it 2 nights ago
oh my god boo XD
RIP.
how are you?
...and this surprises you?
It's not a bad thing to meme on about
mufuccboi
10:26 PM - T.: u fgt
10:26 PM - T.: dude
10:26 PM - T.: just cause
10:26 PM - T.: im drink
10:26 PM - T.: ing
10:26 PM - T.: doesnt mean imdrnunk
10:27 PM - Neziwi: 9:22 PM - T.: nah
9:22 PM - T.: im just drunk
me
Nez!
hihi
For the love of whatever god, stop posting this.
It makes your gay furry stuff look "normal" in comparison.
Just peachy.
hey cookie
how are you feeling?
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I mean, since you're asking so nicely, I guess I could swap over to gay furry stuff just for you.
You're a godless sodomite and hope you burn in the deepest pit of hell.
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literally recoiled in horror
10:36 PM - T.: dude
10:36 PM - T.: thats gay
10:36 PM - T.: and i dont even dirnk
10:36 PM - Neziwi: 10:26 PM - T.: dude
10:26 PM - T.: just cause
10:26 PM - T.: im drink
10:26 PM - T.: ing
10:37 PM - T.: this proves notihng
how are you cooki? c:
New.
user-kun come from your hiding place.
If the world were a fair place, sure. Luckily for me, the world ain't a fair place.
He's just cleaning himself. Cats do it all the time.
good! I'm beyond tired.
I'm pretty good besides sickness.
I'm good! a bit sick, so I'm drawing
this picture is cute
aww :x
hope you get better soon qt
have you ever joined the draw threads on Holla Forums? they're kinda fun~