New Zealand bans GalGun and calls it casual

did some digging
did i do good

wew lad

Oh, no!

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Fucking faggots. The most notable game about your country is a casual platformer about a kiwi.

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WEW

POO PEELAND

I tried this game on PC and it's more involved than I expected. I don't play rail shooters so I thought this was going to be just clicking on animu grills and boring as shit but there's a lot going on in the game actually. For example the right click zooms in the view and makes certain objects transparent, revealing bonus targets, zooming in on the girls shows a progress bar that logs their measurements when it fills, all the girls are named and have backstories and a bunch of data to collect in the yearbook, there are VN segments between the missions where you have to make choices that will lead you in different routes, all choices have stat checks that your character has to meet and you buy stat-enhancing items using currency you get from playing the game well and finding secret targets that are hinted at in text messages from the girls. This is one of those games designed to be played over and over again with lots of unlocks and lots of different routes. If the writing for the VN part was better than the generic animu stuff it is right now this would actually be a pretty amazing game.

Filthy dumb, kiwi scum. Too bad Ausfailia isn't much better.

They talk about banning games and censorship as if this is the most natural thing.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WESTERN VALUES?
Fucking hell, they can't learn? Censorship is the worst way to try to guide a civilization, in always lead to problems in the long run. What the NZ people think of this?
Good job user.

I find ironic they're banning a 'casual' game.

I can't understand the rational behind this, and I mean disregarding "muh oppressed women" logic.

Someone on Holla Forums works for these people, I tell ya. Is Shitran Kagayra banned in NZ too? Cause it falls under the same casual garbage category.

I think it evens out

Glad I don't live in that shithole. No excuse for this. The worst this game manages is "comically suggestive".

He does have a point, you don't want kids imitating the violence they see in their videogames do we now.

You cunts really cracks me up sometimes.

All newfags must hang.

alright guess i'll pass on getting it then.

Appealing to emotion is the worst argument ever.

Shut up weeb

You retarded goons really must be triggered.

fuck im so proud of my country for banning fucking JAP PROPAGANDA FUCK YOU ANIME WATCHING FAGGOTS

I guess in NZ anything that stops people from fucking sheep is heresy.

Is that some kind of 3rd world country or something?

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If anything i think it would make people more prone to fucking sheep, as a desperate attempt to try and feel the touch of another living being.

But you probably know more about this than I do

why don't goons know what a weeb is?

Nothing of value was lost

Why are goons trying to pretend that weeb games aren't weeb if they're made in japan?
They're games with appeal to weebs.

unforgivable, end the sheepfuckers

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Why the fuck is New Zealand such a shit place?

gotta balance out the fact that they have kiwis, i guess

Get fucked for banning it but holy shit this made me laugh. Also I thought NZ was Australia minus the police state set in middle earth, what the fuck happened?

Jews.

Holy shit why? Does it have >10 enemies on screen at all times and is made with Unity?

It's 2017, even the toastiest of toasters should be able to run modern vidya, especially console ports. Just play it already ya dingus.

Anyone got webms?

And they wonder why we laugh at them all the time.

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I always thought new zealand was a australian state or some shit.

It's like the Morrowind of Australia.

Don't even try to understand

It is listed as a state in the Australian constitution.

It's the same in certain US states.

I can go out and bang a 16 year old if I want but if I take a picture of it it's a felony.

i think its under 16 under certain conditions, like you can fugg a 15 if you're 14 but if you just hit 15 and you're going out with a 12 grill you cant fugg until the grill hits 13

i see no problem here

The most accurate description i've heard before.

Video games as a whole would be greatly improved if all casual games were banned.

Holla Forums here

As a feminist, I'm proud of New Zealand for banning sexist video games like Gal Gun. We don't need a sexist video games that promotes sexual objectification of underaged High School girls.

What animu is this?

so you finally got bored with being triggered by trump

If you fucking faggots had just kept away from subverting and censoring my vidya I wouldn't be a full-blown nazi.

Kiwiland is such a shit country

you get easier off the hook denying the holocaust in Germany than growing some fucking tomatos without a gardening license in NZ

When will they start banning children's cartoons?

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NEW ZEALAND IS A BREAK AWAY ROGUE PROVINCE OF AUSTRALIA

THERE IS ONLY ONE-AUSTRALIA

THERE IS NO NEW ZEALAND, THERE IS ONLY AOTEAROA!
I hope the Maoris and the skinwalkers eat every last one of you sheep diddling cucks!

Not that'll be Penal Colony Mc'ACupTitsAreChildPorn O'VegemiteIsFood to the west of it.

That, or all those south east asian islands. Eww L O L

The entire South Pacific was a mistake.

It's not exactly the most difficult rail-shooter, but unlocking everything is a pretty good challenge.

poof

Muromi-san

Vegemite is literally the shitty byproduct of beer. Trust a bunch of heat-stroked white niggers to think that should be a topping for anything other than the trash.

But let's face it, the national dish of Australia is basically any Chinese and Korean food at this point. Overrun by the smellow yellow menace, go have another parade and concert in your town halls to celebrate Mao Zedonger already. You're being choked by the bondage of communist ricepaper and poor food hygiene standards and you're such a cuckcountry that you're loving it foreverial.

STANDING

all 'white' countries are cucked as fuck. what did they expect, they gave rights to women, and this wasn't the fucking jews, it was the white men who lay the foundation for women to team up with kikes and ruin civilization.

Reminder that the retards got triggered over sexualizing teenagers.

This is going to fucking stop.

Guess we know where todd goes to fuck women now.

Maybe theyre trying to compete with the aussies for most retarded game ban this century?

Settle down Nu-china. You dont need to protect the one true australia doctrine.

Is new zealand white? I thought they were brownies? Like abbos?

VENOM SNAKE LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG

There's Maori's, but they're no where near as ugly or uncivilized as Abbos. The country is mostly white because most of the Maoris were killed off/died out L O L

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ITS TIME

Didn't Australia's EB Games bail on stocking copies of it though? I seem to also recall hearing something about them asking people that had bought them to return them so they could be shipped out of the country or something (as if to say that the game really had no right to come to Ausfailia in the first place and needed to be made as unavailable as possible).

Reminder that the kiwis were the ones that started TPP in the first place so they could sell milk better.

I've heard that a lot of localization teams/publishers have at least some staff that think that censorship and shitty English scripts might as well be mandatory since "everyone else is doing it" or something along those lines. Whether or not the games they handle get affected by it though is up to the higher ups (I've heard that Tom is the big reason that doesn't happen much with games XSEED has handled, at least for the English scripts).

Unfortunately the idea that anything overtly Japanese is weeb seems to have become a prevalent notion. Spread shit long enough and it might as well become the definition to the average public.

Just figured I'd bring up that the major requirement for "desert" classification is receiving less than ten inches of precipitation a year. They can be hot or cold.

yeah boy

Oh okay, good. Too many brownies give a nation stomachaches.

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Fuck I hate this country's definition of humor.

Its ok lad, normalfags exist in every country, in fact they are the norm. :^)

Not even Bongistan is this bad tbh

Maori's are not as bad compared to other darkies. They're not too druggie and they're not too violent when compared to niggers, and they're not a hideous kojima and as detrimental to civilization as abbos are. I mean they're still prime source for criminals and all, and are into the old alcoholism, cocaine, and wifebeating, but if you're forced to share a nation with some oddly browns Maori's are amongst the better choices you could pick from. Still, glad there's not too many of them and those facial tattoos are dying out.

Pffft

No, you've just go more muslims in your capital than white people now and terrorist run daycare centers grooming children for molestation, rape, and sale as a child bride. Plus the Welsh are everywhere. That's totally better.

Feels good

Neither of us are this bad yet.

Least I could still play weeb games as shit starts exploding around me, then again instead of the yellow horde it's just the dark horde instead. Fuck it all fam

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Thanks for reminding me of that pile of cancer. I don't even watch TV and I'm mad.

I fucking hate Europe
Get me outta here, everybody is such a pussy

I thought It was a fuckin joke because of future RP.
Holy fuck my sides

It's more of a steppe but it's called a desert, but it's different to the rest of the steppe being that' it's all sand but the rest of the area is soil, it's also 800m above sea level and sits directly beneath an active volcano.

I don't live in New Zealand, I can play all the japshit I want although I won't because japshit is fucking garbage. Enjoy your daughter marrying Abdul Jamar Jamal Ak-Bhed Muhammad Al-Fied and enjoy the government making voyeur porn of her rape in the subway with their CCTV spy network.

Fix'd. Feels good not having the TPP looming over our heads while firing our guns in between cutting our steak with a knife.

Come on now.

Oh yeah, because that regular dinner knife is totally useful for killing someone (at least where I live in the US, that sort of knife are dull by the tip and the only cutting power is their serration). Might as well ban pencils while you're at it, wouldn't want little Charles to have the ability to stab Mohammad Jr with it.

So is TPP actually dead in the water, or are they going to try to find some country (or countries) to replace the US in its roster? What about TTIP or whatever the Atlantic version is called?

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They're quite obsessed with TV Licenses.

The sad thing is it's not just the UK, it's a pretty widespread thing in all of Europe from what I've seen.

I read an Australian report on it and apparently Prepbull wants to keep going with it, not sure if that means fuck all but he wants to keep going without the US.

I. DO NOT. SPEAK. RICEPPONESE.

I don't get it.
What exactly is a TV license?

Holy shit, even the most liberal burger would be flipping their shit at those signs. How has the UK citizens not started rioting yet? Fuck, even commieforina would have a hard time keeping those types of signs up.

Basically a tax to watch or even own a TV.

Why is central Europe such a fucking shithole?
Was it the American influence?

From what I googled it means they have to pay to own a TV that receives free national broadcasts.
This in the era where cable television and the Interbutts is a thing.

Friendly reminder that all of Europe is supremely cucked. I like how people were talking about "we gotta save our garbage heritage lol" all last year, but then everyone remembered that it's fucking Europe.

What kind of normalfag still owns an actual television?

If you want to watch TV you need to register yourself with a TV License and pay a yearly fee to the Britbongi Gubbermint. You have to have one for all types of television, even if it's watched on the computer. You have to pay more if you want it in colour. None of what I just wrote is a joke.

It's basically a tax for TV shows. If you don't pay if you're charged with tax evasion.

I'm sorry, what?

Haha.
AAAHAHAHA FUCK
Firebomb Europe and turn it into America's newest farmlands.

It's a damn shame that it is as cucked as it is. If it was American tier free I'd move so quick.

I didn't think it could get any worse but it just did.

They took away a lot of peoples' weapons, and people tend to be submissive when they're unarmed.
Nothing can save this place now, not even the collapse of the EU.

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Thanks europeans, you are such nice people. You try to cheer me up from the fact that california is filled with some shit people by making your own countries worse in comparision.

Can you even have a TV you just use for DVD/Blurays or vidya without needing a license, or do you still get fleeced?

Europe can't be that fucked.

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Northern is a shithole as well but in this case everything is on the centre.

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This is what happens when you dont defend your constitucional righ-OH WAIT, NEVERMIND

Holy shit, who the fuck would allow this kind of kikery?

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bbc.com/news/uk-180022201

Kikes. The same kikes that mean to conquer us as well.

Don't forget the Rothschilds bought the UK in the aftermath of Waterloo.

Colour license is three times the price!

I think that's fine, yeah. But if you want to watch any form of broadcast then you need to have the license or you'll get arrested. For watching TV.

Oh, and all the money it generates supports the BBC. You know, the channel that's responsible for pic attached.

World War 2 had just finished and decided that they needed money to fund the BBC.

Without America's considerable economic footprint, I don't think any other countries will be as excited for the TPP as they were before.

This can't be real.

Nice digits family

It wasnt so bad

Every day I'm thankful I wasn't born in such authoritarian shitholes as Australia, Germany or NZ.

Kinda funny how avid video game players can't separate fantasy from reality.

the problem was that it's historical revisionism, like welfarefield 1

You know the knights of the round table weren't real people, right?

Was it presented as if it were historically accurate, or is it, you know,
A FUCKING MOVIE
or tv show, whatever it is

Sadly makes sense. Can't you guys mass boycott the licensing and even watching TV, or would the government just force TVs and the license on everyone in turn? Just wondering if there's a possible way to get rid of both the cancerous license and the propaganda channel.

Same. The US has it's problems, but I'm glad I live here, and in a state that's still hard red (despite commifornian's coming in and being a border state). It's weird though. I remember back when I was in high school, in none of the history classes was there even any remote coverage of what was currently happening in Europe or even Canada. I know the focus was on the past for those classes, but I'm not sure if it was just that the (((education system))) didn't want us aware of what fucked up shitholes other places had been turning out to be whilst they tried turning the US into one as well. Hell, I don't even recall learning back then what the EU really was, and thought that each country was still it's own independent thing.

What I find really disgusting is how things like History Channel nigwashing historically relevant western people. Then again, History Channel barely shows history anymore anyhow (having fallen prey to the same reality TV bullshit as Discovery Channel and Animal Planet; the slogan "It's history in the making" apparently letting them get away with it) which is why I don't watch them anymore. And they used to be one of the few channels I actually wanted to watch.

Bit sad when the fucking Travel Channel shows the sort of stuff Discovery Channel used to be inclined to cover.

Was thinking the same thing. Even worse when there are milf teachers in the game. Being attracted to highschoolers is somehow degenerate when most are above their own age of consent.

I had some fun with it and it was especially funny taking turns with a friend and shitting on each other for either getting a low score or getting our dicks stomped into submission by possessed school girls. Every choice we made was the lewdest one and got the ___worst ending for it.

My main complaints are that, if they ever make a third game, to have a large variety of girls to shoot and for their bodies to actually match their measurements. On the variety bit, I want girls that have different patterns of engaging you like swimmer girls slide across the floor and grab your legs. Gymnastics girls that flip around everywhere and are hard to shoot. Occult girls that buff other girls near them with curses or can curse you to slow down your cursor movement. Instead it's all nearly the same type of girls with a few teachers and possessed girls mixed in. As for measurements, every girl is pretty curvy but a girl with a bust of 90 should have some massive tits unless she just has a small frame in general.

Anyway the game is super easy if you simply shoot every girl instantly. But that's how you get a low score. The way you're supposed to play is trying to get the measurements of every girl by scanning them and OHKO every girl with a single shot to their "ecstasy spot". It's not exactly hard but it's not easy getting a perfect score in every stage. One shots only, no missing, no excessive shooting, no taking damage and you must rapid fire any extra point enemies you find.

The girls wiggling in excitement when they see you and forcibly kissing you is the only time this game gave me a boner. I play lewd games all the time and that almost never happens.

Ah, you must be a young'n.

24. I'm just saying that they used to at least keep a premise of being somewhat historical, but then they started constantly showing American Pickers, Pawn Stars, Ice Road Truckers, Swamp Loggers, and Ancient Fuckin' Aliens, and anything even remotely historical aired at times when most people are at work or school. A friend of mine said that H2 (a channel my family didn't get) was still historically focused for a while, but even he's said they've since fallen to the same issues regular History Channel did.

Whatever happened to the more non-fiction type channels airing documentaries? I remember one summer they did an interesting week-long late night special on Human Sacrifice on either Discovery or History Channel, and I sadly can't remember the name of it.

Everything eventually becomes shit.
Would you believe me if I told you that MTV used to have music on it?
The problem with doing something good is that you can't keep doing it forever.

If this isn't ironic, retard detected.

I really do miss History Channel, Science Channel, NOVA, and even Tech TV. Even Discovery had a bunch of neat shit. As good as Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs was, I think those 2 ruined that channel.

It did used to have music. How the hell did that downfall even happen?

I don't care where you live, what games you like, whether you're left, right, center or somewhere in a 37-dimensional political spectrum that only Cthulhu could conceive of, this kind of stupidity has to go.

The Real World.

Yeah, I get that. But I wish there was something proper to replace them with when things turn south. Say what you will about old History channel, but at least back when they were pretty much the Hitler Channel that at least had a historical focus. I need my documentary fix.

What ruined Discovery Channel was Deadliest Catch. At least Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs had a focus on learning something.

Just stop watching TV and shitpost fulltime.

OOK. OOK. EEK. HAVE. NO. WAIFU. OR. EEK. EEK. PANTIES. FOR. YOU. HONORABLE. MONKEYMAN. OF. THE. EAST.

Making me sad now. I remember shit like the Headbangers Ball. and though not music related, MTV had oddities with Aeon Flux and The Maxx

That's pretty much what I do anyhow, just play vidya, lurk, and post when need be. Too bad /his/ here was pretty dead last I saw it.

Even if it was still active it had gone to hot shit.

I can't believe they didn't do this when all the girls got different names and appearance. It'd have added a lot to the shooting parts, as funny as it already is dying to kiss-grabs and love confessions.

Also how's the PC version for load times? They're Drakengard 3 awful on the Vita, especially the several minute initial load that looks like it's frozen on 88% for a while.

They did but that was their choice, it's still got a rating in Australia and can be imported/sold. I picked up a copy yesteday from a brick-and-mortar weeb store actually.

archive.is/et5ap

You wish, kike.

Australia is the worts country whit the videogames

Shit like this just makes me realize that no matter how bad it gets in Australia, at least we don't have to deal with shit like fucking TV licenses.

I heard about this shit years ago and I still have my doubts as to whether it's an actual thing, that's how batshit insane it sounds to me.

We are going to stop this moralfaggot retardation once and for all.

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As far as I can tell, that tweet doesn't exist.
Unless they deleted it, of course.

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What about RL pedofiles?

Anyone happen to know of a good place to find and download documentaries? preferably high quality.

fuck you occult academy was great and that guy was funny

Australia annexes New Zealand fucking when, cunt?

Marmite/Vegemite is good for you even if it tastes like a combination of blood, acid and dirt.

That is one neat unsourced image.

Unironically kill yourself and go back to Reddit, in that order.

Where I live it's not called TV license, because you need to pay it even if you only have a smartphone and/or a computer with internet access. Just by owning a TV, even if you have no signal for channels, they require you to pay the license. It's roughly 360$ a year.