Paying people to play with you

Pewds has reached peak "I dont give a fuck".

More like his fanbase is aging and now edgy is what pays the best.

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OP, you know nothing.
There are videogame escorts for hire. Girls you can hire to visit your place and play a videogame with you. Just play the game, no sex, kissing or anything similar.
There are even some that do it online, you give them your contact, they Skype you and join whatever game you want and play with you as best as they can.

Keep in mind that their job here is twofold: play a videogame and entertain you.
And most of them are terrible at BOTH of those. They only play a very small selection of casual games and only at average level and they don't even make up for it by making the experience enjoyable, you can see the money-grabbing look on their face the whole time.

Unless you are talking about Smurfs and other random bullshit, in which case, yes. People do pay others to play with them or with their account to boost it in whatever rank the game features.
Because they are sad pathetic losers that want to reach top ranks without earning that position and don't care or think ahead that they'll lose those ranks really fast afterwards because they don't play well enough to stay there.

He was "Suicidaly depressed" a few years ago, and now he's "14/88"

it's a pewd thread

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Is this from experience, user?

Source? then again there are lots of services like that for richfags like friends for hire and shit

However richfags are what, 0.01% of the population?

Makes sense, I remember some bullshit camwhore service that was all about playing with girls and it didn't last a year iirc because the chicks were average looking at best and sucked at vidya

Yeah they also buy accounts with high lvls, been happening since the WoW heyday

This however is different I think, tho I doubt you'll get a great gaming experience from someone charging $5

This hits close to home. I know cuck that does this by paying my friend. That cuck still screams and yells at others while acting superior even though he fucking sucks cock. Fuck these people. my friend got $300 though so all good for him

Sheeeeeit, what are normalfags saying?

Holla Forums got even more delusional and retarded even more so than before, holy shit.

They actually like that fucking eceleb? they are fucking retarded but what do I expect from them. They will worship any fucking eceleb who "repills" anyone, as if those fucking people actually do a 180.

Fortunnaly, no. Singleplayer is life for me. :(
But you know what I'm talking about. Those dismissive looks, constantly checking the clock, counting the time until they get their paycheck. It's no different from cheap whores.

Just google "videogame hire escort" or something, the service is out there.

You wut? That's bargain bin faggots for sure. Last I heard, a good session coaching you was hundreds of dollars. Something like 200-300$ to help you reach Diamond in LoL.

Hilariously, the actual "pros" of LoL know very well not to rank into Diamond because that's where are the smurf and boosted accounts are and you can't get a decent game going there. Because of these services, the top tier of ranked in LoL is actually on the same level as Bronze.

Holla Forums goes after whoever confirms their bias. That's the entire purpose of the board, consolidate viewpoints and e-celebs that agree with them. You don't go there to discuss politics, you go there to have a lot of people agreeing with you.
So when Pewds says something they agree with, it's instantly loveled, of course.
What, you though Holla Forums had good taste in vydia or something? They consider the whole hobby to be degeneracy.

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You guys are no fun. It's obvious neither of you have been to Holla Forums and are just creating a strawman of what you expect Holla Forums to be.

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You know it's funny. I just watched that pew die pie video and I was thinking about doing this myself. I'll play vidya for 5 bucks an hour.

It's actually less than five bucks though because fiver gets a pretty big cut. I think you end up making like 3.50 for your service.

Just a heads up.

Pretty sure they are just fucking around, like any other board.

You niggers, he's helping to create a generation of right wing youth. In the 8 years after Trump leaves office the right will dwarf the left in every way

Whatever. Just happy that the elections are over and now things can cool down a bit, maybe they stay in their board and stop coming here so often.
Maybe once Trump starts not doing anything (due to lack of support from the senate or whatever you call it) they'll can it.

I'd agree with you were it not for their level of zelotry. It's one thing to fuck around, it's another to invade other boards and contaminate them with your "SHILL!" culture.
If they were fucking around, they'd be something like "Hey, Sonic's not that bad, it's actually a fun game!" but at the moment, they are full on Chris-Chan tier of self-awereness.

Case in point.
He says whatever they want to hear and suddendly he's a hero.
Nevermind that being edgy is back in vogue and he might be saying it just to get a bigger audience (something he clearly got out of the Holla Forums retards that subscribed after these "redpills")
Then again, Trump got elected and support from them because he said everything they wanted to hear.

I said it was fiverr man, thats as cheap as it gets

I heard about those coachs too, never heard about anyone hiring them tho

I think they use paypal and they get a cut too, anyway so you would charge other people but would you pay other to play with you? I'm not talking about dumb chicks, could be a bro thats actually good at it

I could only find blogs with clickbait about chinese gamers doing that

People seem to forget that this guy has an audience comparable in size to the The Oprah Winfrey Show and has been making $15 million a year.

Yet if if he were to post on Holla Forums here pledging his support right now most people would tell him to fuck off for being an attention whore.

My guess is he got "fuck you money" so he decided to go out with a bang rather than fade away like so many hasbeen ecelebs did before

Me pay other people? Never, I don't have any fucking money.

But I'd be down for some paid bro time. It's not like I have anything better to do.

He's probably addicted to the fame and power testing the waters for what he can get away with. If I were in his position I'd start a personality cult aimed at getting my young followers to obey me as if I was God by rewarding the worthy and attacking those that are hateful in my sight.

This Holla Forums shit is just childish if you're going to apologize like a bitch afterwards.

Why would anyone do this shit ?
Want sex? Get a prostitute
Want to play vidya with someone? Ask someone on Holla Forums.

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If I had to guess they probably suck too much at vidya and don't want to get humiliated, or they are so socially inept they rather pay for the convenience, who knows

I never got why some people watch LPs for hours, some user had this theory that maybe they got no friends and hearing the conversation going made them feel like they were part of it

Its a weird thing but if true maybe it also applies to this, who knows

Probably, then again he was a Holla Forumstard right? maybe this is simply years of repressed poltardness coming out

Really?

Go to fiverr and search for overwatch, lol, csgo or anything like that

See for yourself

Fivrr is Jewiah

Can I pay 5bux to wowfags so they stay out of XIV forever?

So I can get people to pay me to play shitty games with them?

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Da fuck is wrong with people these days.

Apparently, tho I haven't meet anyone IRL who does

Then again I haven't meet anyone who watches streamers and the fuckers got millions of subs. You got entire companies like twitch dedicated to that

I'd play 2 or 3 hours for five bucks of any game, that sounds neat. But I don't get why anyone would do that.

remember single player is master race

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I can already tell you how this is going to work:

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Holla Forums is a hugbox.

Why is Holla Forums in my hugbox?

How do you know that?

Not that guy but most female streamers I seen also don't seem to give a fuck except when they are getting paid, and I have never seen them play a game that wasn't mainstream

I'd rather have a Sonic thread.

Didn't generations break the cycle?

Colors did.

You're trying too hard.

Wait this is an actual service? Shit son, if you really wanna give me money to play games with you that bad then go ahead son something doesn't sit right about this morally though.. I don't think I'd feel right taking money for that in that way, even though my situation is kinda fucked.

i like how he even went with the whole "dark clothes and background, high brigtness and contrast" style of edginess for his video. go all the way or no way at all is what i say.

I was thinking the same thing, if someone tried to hire me to play video games with them I'd probably just end up trying to be an actual friend to them like the enormous faggot I am.

Yeah I know, but he was specifically talking about the vidya escorts in his post.

it's 2017 user, i mean come on

So he been doing this for a while now?

from now on this is a thread to advertise oneself as a video game slut, if anyone wants to I'll be accepting money to play with you, low prices

How much do you think Holla Forums would pay someone to be their healslut for a day?

Would playing a healslut for money be like whoring yourself?
I'd consider it for enough shekels.

That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

50€ per hour would be my rate i guess

I'd so fucking to it if I were a grill.
Though I coudn't do facecam. I'd look like pic related

Welp its real

Found at /svidya/

Of course they like him. He made an unholy metric fuckload of money through doing basically nothing, despite being no smarter or better than anyone else, and continues to be popular just by virtue of being popular. He's literally the eceleb version of Trump.

Don't be a salty tard

It's hard for communists and shitskins not to be.

Isn't he swedish and NOT a cuck?
That explains why he would be depressed, being a 14/88 swede must be hell.

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a day? what are you stupid? prices are per hour, no refunds I take 25 dollarydoodooloos per hour, no lewd things just games, you should pick me over this faggot, he's too expensive

How the mighty have fallen

You could probably still do it as a man, just say you're shy and don't like to talk on the mic or facecam. Give them the illusion that a girl is playing and interacting with them and they would probably still pay you.

Holla Forums doesn't like ecelebs and flings shit in every thread about them. The only one I can think would make you think that is Spencer, and that's more about Fucking with the lefties.

Got more on that?

They would eventually want to see a pic or some shit and you'll get outed

Uh no?
Call me crazy but that sounds crazy.

I have.

I paid them with my time and attention.

Crazy for me as well but I thought sitting and watching other people play games was crazy

Yet there are streamers now, doing that shit as a job because theres so much demand

What? So its not even boosting service but just some random? Wew

What?

Fuck you, that is not ok.

That was part of his response to gutter media's freakout over him telling someone to write "death to all Jews". He was making the point that he wasn't serious.

THIS IS HOW DESPERATE HUMANITY HAS BECOME FOR HISTORIC DEFINITIONS OF COMPANIONSHIP AND FRIENDSHIP

THIS IS HOW PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED WE HAVE BECOME

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20$ an hour and I'll play with you.

I'll do it for 18$ an hour.

I can do it for free.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

Do people actually pay for this? As in, paying for someone to play with and not just to pretend whatever whore they hired cares about them? Because I wouldn't mind making a couple bucks from playing vidya, as long as I'm not required to do webcam or whatever the fuck and just get to PLAY VIDEOGAM

I'll do it for 17.50$

Like 27 years old Joseph Goebbels?

Then tell us your official Sonic name.

It's pretty much cancelled at this point, but some artists that worked on it are now working on Sonic Mania IIRC.

They're masturbating watching you play

I'll play with you for $16.50 and let you pick the character I play.

no
people buy me the games to play with them instead

Good job Holla Forums you got me interested.

fiverr.com/gigs/gaming#page=1

People are actually paying other people for other vidya related services. i might do it.

every time

You're just not funny tbh and take way to long to state your arguments. Wish politics would stay off the board but at least Holla Forums doesn't constantly whine or interject with their bullshit.

Only saying that because of these derailers.

Welcome to 2017 folks.

About the closest i've seen is people in TF2 offering to throw duels for keys and shit, now this was a looong time ago, back when the mannconomy was hot shit and 1 key = 1 Refined.