Fullderp: Lewder Ubers edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in [Gen 7] Pokebank UU unless he specifies otherwise.
(Things are in an awkward testing phase at the moment. Regular formats will be determined sometime this month.)
Pokebank OU is a mess. Proper formats will be decided in early January (supposedly).

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Showdown:
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The Rules:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
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Pokemon Premades:
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Thread Finder:
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Bookmark it so you don't need to waste time browsing the catalog!
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/roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.

Protip:
Use [code] tags for your sets.
It makes it easier for the champ to import them.

OP Copypasta:
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Just copy and paste!
Reminder:
Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!

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Current status:
WE NEED A CHAMP

In other news:
Both OU and UU are fucked and everyone knows it.
Have fun.

Rabbi will champ.

anything that's cute and explodes

anything that isn't cute and doesn't explode

a mon you find fun

Everyone's being so nice today!

Master Fu (Quagsire) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 8 HP / 248 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Stockpile
- Swagger
- Infestation

D O G A R S
O
G
A
R
S

ROCK BAND (Gigalith) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Explosion

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This team is called the Suicide Squad, for good reason

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NEW CHAMP

me
ag

something that can't be used in UU

The most National Socialist mon named "Double Hitler"

Rhyperior

Sunglasses at nite (Dragonite) @ Black Glasses
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Rush
- Stone Edge
- Fling
- Roost

Sorry but that's banned in UU, I can't take it.

A stallmon named Richard Stallmon.

Not A Fire Type (Solgaleo) @ Choice Band
Ability: Full Metal Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Sunsteel Strike
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake

Tapu of your choice with a cancer related name

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Opp status: Not Nyachi

^^d*cks^^

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chatot

Champ called new team in game, so new team I guess.

Will it work? (Toucannon) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Tailwind
- Swords Dance
- Substitute
- Rock Blast

New meme is Dependable Fish.

laissez-fetus (Mew) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Double Team
- Baton Pass
- Hone Claws
- Roost

Zapdos
-Defog
-Zap Canon
-Heat Wave
-Roost

I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as "new team" is, in fact, GNU/Team, or as I have recently taken to calling it, GNU+Memes.

Provide your most open and libre memes, free of charge (GPL memes only, permissive cuck licenses need not apply)

Bouffalant

Cluckuna (Aerodactyl-Mega) @ Aerodactylite Ability: Unnerve EVs: 248 HP / 156 Def / 104 Spe Jolly Nature - Taunt - Roost - Stealth Rock - Stone EdgeIt's a chicken.

...

You're all so impatient. You guys need to get some slack.

here, I'm calmed down now

I love (Reshiram) @ Leftovers
Ability: Turboblaze
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tailwind
- Confide
- Imprison
- Incinerate

...

meme weedle unbound

Star Citizen Snips

plz m'nigga I need this meme in here

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GNU+CHAMP

ME CHAMP, GIBCHAMPS

a machamp named mechamp

Jellicent

MUH MOMENTUM (Silvally) @ Red Card
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Explosion
- Parting Shot
- Roar

specs freedic

Sub seed bulu

Wewbat (Woobat) @ Eviolite
Ability: Klutz
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Trick Room
- Magic Coat
- Skill Swap
- Heart Stamp

your favorite ability with skill swap

UU please

There's already 6 suggs so just skip then

abrb restroom

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NEW ACHALP
my connection and or router is unde;r a;ttack

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NEED 6 MORE POKEMON, NEW TEAM

Ribombee

Sudowoodo named "made for fuckin"

Corsola

z splash luvdisc

Oh shit it's a new team.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE
YOUR FAVOURITE POKEMON TO PLAY WITH
Something that's just fun to use and preferably can win you a game or two.

NEW CHAMP

This was a rollercoaster of emotion.

Marathon Man is a rollercoaster of something, alright.

...

bump

me champ

a chandelure

Blastoise

Dyslexic Rage (Aggron) (M) @ Quick Claw Ability: Rock Head Happiness: 0 EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Head Smash - Heavy Slam - Earthquake - Autotomize

a resugg each and we'll start

Can I have that? (Mew) @ Light Ball Ability: Synchronize EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Super Fang - Fling - Thief - Transform
note: Fling will paralyze

Your least favourite snake

i still need 1 more
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take a masquerain then

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new champ

It sounds like something out of a KyoAni series.
Marathon Man… you lived a hard life.

me champ
doubles ou
two shitmons per shithead

oricorio
oricorio(if not possible, something that dances)

Two stallmon.

shedinja
muk-alola with power of alchemy

Motherfucker. I wanted to champ.
dare you to defog (Bisharp) @ Focus Sash Ability: Defiant EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Stealth Rock - Knock Off - Iron Head - Sucker Punch I'm only giving you one because you got six and I'm just hoping you let him in.

does this count as a stallmon?
what makes a stallmon a stallmon?

alright, hold up, i need to take a piss before battling.

Stallmon can mean one of two things:
Smogon definition: A bulky mon that can sit in front of an opposing pokemon and heal itself while whittling the opponent's HP away, little by little.
Fullderp definition: It boosts its defenses until it becomes unkillable and just sits there until the opponent runs out of PP and either forfeits or kills himself with Struggle.

It has rogs and lives for more than a turn I don't see how is it not stall :^)

To which you can respond

Players cannot use the following moves on the same team: - Gravity and any move which can induce sleep
This sounds like something we'd come up with.
But in singles.

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NEW CHAMP

I never meant to rib chimp this hard.

I AM THE CHAMP

weedle

...

STALLMON OF YOUR CHOICE.
NAMED RICHARD STALLMON

something with gravity

A fire type with a BST less than 600

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1 more

free pick to make up for weedie

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Nobody saw that.

NEW CHAMP
For now…

damn page 3
time to grow the new bread

fine, I'll champ
last champ was a bitch so champ is me now

Tiny fatty (Dedenne) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 244 HP / 12 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Recycle
- Substitute
- Toxic
- Super Fang

A stallmon named GNU Way.

Well?
Where are the rest of them?

Resugging because no suggs:
A pokemon that champ would like to succ.

one of these

Swampert-Mega @ Swampertite Ability: Damp EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Rain Dance - Waterfall - Earthquake - Ice Punch Tentacruel @ Black Sludge Ability: Clear Body EVs: 182 HP / 132 Def / 194 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rapid Spin - Toxic Spikes - Scald - Acid Spray Sylveon @ Leftovers Ability: Pixilate EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Wish - Protect - Heal Bell - Hyper Voice Celebi @ Leftovers Ability: Natural Cure EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - U-turn - Stealth Rock - Psychic - Leaf Storm Chandelure @ Leftovers Ability: Flash Fire EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Substitute - Calm Mind - Shadow Ball - Flamethrower Hydreigon @ Choice Scarf Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - U-turn - Draco Meteor - Dark Pulse - Fire Blast

one or two of these

free pick

I'll resug too, an NFE mon without eviolite.

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GAMEFREAK STOP CHANGING THE TYPES OF OLD POKEMON
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PSYCHIC TYPE

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GET ME OUTTA 1000

NEW TEAM

Pivot Pally (Togedemaru) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Nuzzle
- Wish
- U-turn

Not Solgaleo (Metagross) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Hammer Arm
- Gyro Ball
- Bullet Punch
- Ice Punch

Liquid Jim (Nidoking) @ Life Orb
Ability: Rivalry
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Head Smash
- Substitute
- Taunt

Dependable Fish.

swords dance shedinja

Can I change its EVs around at least?

sure pham

A donnel of the most forgettable starter

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I said I wanted to get out of 1000.

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We got a Torterra.
It's not much but it's a slight improvement.

I've had enough.

NEW CHAMP

I'll s*ck your d*ck if you ch*mp

You chimp.

I'm doing stuff

I champe

a muk

A stallmon.
Named Richard Stallmon.

goddamn niggas, step it up

D O G A R S
O
G
A
R
S

Spider Anal (Araquanid) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Water Bubble
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Brave Nature
- Liquidation
- Leech Life
- Poison Jab
- Return

snips

tfw no team
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ow The edge (Umbreon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Wish
- Protect
- Last Resort
- Curse

what the fuck, you said there would be lewds

Cuckle if you need memes

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new chimp

I want to savagely fuck duxtox.

Jessie go home you're drunk.

I am also drunk, and rabbi, and Chimp.

poor blimp

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I AM THE CHAMP

You know those days where it feels like you've been the only one chimping for 24 hours?

Where's all the other chimps go?

flygon

resugg:

"I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter
pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the
existence of a hunted man."

Something that is as dead as the guy who said that originally.

Fullderp is dead.

A pokemon as dead as fullderp

Diarrhea Dragon (Goodra) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Gooey
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sludge Wave

a weezing

Most memorable starter donnel

Something which seems like a rock/ghost type.
*Does not actually need to be rock or ghost

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NEW CHAMP

Do something about these dead hours, will you?

I AM CHAMP
AGAIN

something as cancerous as that pic

just ampharos

It's Inauguration day. Something that preaches towards the greatness of our new God Emperor.

a poliwrath

resugg
free
pick

Eat My Pussy (Rhyperior) (F) @ King's Rock
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Attract
- Rock Blast
- Body Slam

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Gengar will always be OU in our hearts.

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NEW CHAMP

well champd

also, anyone ever missed a plane because of the captchas

I AM NOW THE CHAMP
WHAT'S THE TIER?
ANYTHING GOES

TONIGHT'S THEME IS OUR SOULS: True Ligh- I mean DARKNESS

Anything with Meme N.T.O.

Tauros (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Anger Point
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Endure

the rest is up to you

Except normal atk ivs, I'm not sure why it's 0

A tauros with intimidate and rage

Ryulong Δ (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Leftovers
Ability: Delta Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bind
- Thunder Wave
- Dragon Ascent
- Dragon TailRyulong Δ (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Leftovers
Ability: Delta Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bind
- Thunder Wave
- Dragon Ascent
- Dragon Tail

i want to rub my penis inside of that nautilus loli thing

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Tiksi has locked you from talking in chats, battles, and PMing regular users.
Reason: forfeit ruse
If you feel that your lock was unjustified, you can still PM staff members (%, @, &, and ~) to discuss it or you can appeal: pokemonshowdown.com/appeal
Your lock will expire in a few days.

epic
so did the mods actually come into an already finished battle to ban me for an obvious joke or did one of you nerds sic them on me

Who needs megastones?

New champ

If you send a message with "ctrl+" anywhere inside it, it automatically notifies the mods. Then they come and check to see if you sent a message with a w or a vv anywhere nearby and mute you. Because, obviously, PokemonShowdown needs yet another method of censorship. The other half dozen or so weren't enough.

I know, but I didn't think they would appear after such a long time.

I AM THE CHAMP

Arcanine without flare blitz

A Power Trip mon called Showdown Mods

A physical volcanion

Anything tanky named "Za Wall"

Wind Brahman (Tauros) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Earthquake
- Rock Climb
- Outrage

It Just Werks (Swellow) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Mild/Hasty Nature
- Work Up
- Brave Bird
- Boomburst
- Heat Wave

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Edgequake goes on every mon.

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Specially defensive Milotic is horrible but it's working.
You don't even need to worry about physical defense because who the fuck is gonna switch a physical attacker in on Scald?

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We have reached the point where winning is impossible and getting one kill is an uphill struggle.

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We won one and now my earlier comment looks silly.

ME CHAMP

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THIS GUY IS THE CHAMP NOW

scald only slowbro

bed intruder (Hydreigon) @ Choice Band Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Outrage - Crunch - Superpower - Iron Tail

A stallmon named
RICHARD STALLMON.

DELETE THIS

A Noivern named LOUDBAT

BDSM Bird (Mandibuzz) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 248 HP / 128 Def / 132 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Taunt
- Mean Look
- Roost
- Toxic

Bee Gees (Dugtrio-Alola) @ Metronome
Ability: Tangling Hair
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest/Timid Nature
- Stealth Rock/Substitute/Work Up
- Echoed Voice
- Flash Cannon
- Sludge Wave

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Can't Jesus walk through walls and shit? Or is he like a vampire now?

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NEW CHIMP

I shall chimp!

free dck

dare you to defog (Bisharp) @ Focus Sash Ability: Defiant EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Stealth Rock - Knock Off - Iron Head - Sucker Punch elo hell demon (Pinsir) @ Focus Sash Ability: Mold Breaker EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Stealth Rock - X-Scissor - Rock Tomb - Earthquake smogon slave (Bibarel) @ Focus Sash Ability: Simple EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Stealth Rock - Swords Dance - Quick Attack - Aqua Jet
A stealth rock setter of my choice.

ROCKBAND (Gigalith) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Explosion

Lord of the Dance (Ludicolo) @ Leftovers
Ability: Rain Dish
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Bold Nature
- Scald
- Protect
- Leech Seed
- Rain Dance

a hetero incest meme

Sorr have to unchimp something came up

Your team wasn't so bad that you needed to quit before a single game.

pussy

Snips fucking a girl.
What's a good pose for that?

Don't ask why I need this information.

★sharkmafiatest: thats it
★sharkmafiatest: literally missed more hydro pumps than i've hit today
★sharkmafiatest: you're gone blastoise

What's your username again?

I AM THE CHAMP

If I lose to time out it means people came over.
Impeach me.

free dick

a meme on hermione granger

Still good? (Klefki) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recycle
- Reflect
- Light Screen
- Toxic

「Cheap Trick」

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Still taking ideas for that "Citizen Snips fucks a cute girl" pose.

resugg

named I DINDU NUFFIN

Necrozma @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Prism Armor
EVs: 72 HP / 252 SpA / 184 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rock Polish
- Stored Power
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Dark Pulse

A stallmon named
Richard Stallmon.

BE RIGHT BACK

IMPEACH IF YOU WANNA PLAY

I have to remake the team.
Gimme a minute.

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WE BACK IN BUSINESS

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Nah dudes, family emergency.

I'll give you a family emergency.

I'm fucking dying

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Absolutely replay worthy

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We took the only smogonbuck he had to his name…

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lum

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I guess I got shadowed.

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DEAD HOURS

NEW CHAMP

Losing to crits is always a good way to end the day.

Ideally you'd use one finger from each hand with that so it crosses your mid-section.

ME CHAMP

I'll keep this thread on life support by myself if I have to.

Theme:
Go into the Teambuilder right now and make a brand new meme.
You don't have to if you don't want to. Let's just try to keep things fresh.

Make a MH inspired meme.

ugh
Have this as my resugg, feel free to change anything about it I guess.
Azure Rathalos (Salamence) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Intimidate
- Hyper Voice
- Fly
- Toxic
- Rest

gets the worm (Shiftry) @ Leftovers
Ability: Early Bird
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Knock Off
- Bullet Seed

Torterra named "beloved starter"

KANG♂NEXT♂DOOR (Nidoking) (M) @ Razor Claw Ability: Rivalry EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Attract - Megahorn - Drill Run - Smack Down

use this instead
I drain cocks (Comfey) @ Leftovers
Ability: Triage
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Taunt
- Calm Mind
- Draining Kiss
- Synthesis

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Need uno more es.

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champ just use a scarf ditto while no one suggs

The opposing Primarina used Moonblast!
A critical hit! I drain cocks lost 100% of its health!

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Red Card Ditto

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Why the heck does Comfey even learn Taunt?
Isn't it supposed to be super friendly and stuff?

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NEW CHUMP

/me champ

Heads up (Steelix) @ Life Orb
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Stone Edge
- Stealth Rock

FUCK PHYSICAL (Turtonator) (M) @ Rocky Helmet Ability: Shell Armor EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Shell Trap - Draco Meteor - Will-O-Wisp - Iron DefenseorMellow Marley (Kommo-o) (M) @ Salac Berry Ability: Soundproof EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Substitute - Belly Drum - Reversal - Shadow Claworwill this work (Azumarill) @ Leftovers Ability: Huge Power EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Waterfall - Play Rough - Rest - Sleep Talk

Fucking hell, I haven't gotten to actually suggest anything in a while.

...

any weakness policy meme

free dick

hello where are the memes

Oh, it's been 15 minutes already~?
Here are some re-suggests to help you get in the game, champ!
THE CHAMP (Machamp) @ Leftovers Ability: No Guard EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe Careful Nature - Bulk Up - Dynamic Punch - Rest - Sleep TalkorFurious Fernando (Scizor) (M) @ LeftoversAbility: SwarmEVs: 248 HP / 216 Atk / 44 Spe Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - Agility - Fury Cutter - Roostorwill this work (Azumarill) @ Leftovers Ability: Huge Power EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Waterfall - Play Rough - Rest - Sleep Talk

I can't hold back any longer
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There is still one open slot, your sugg will replace Joe

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please don't rub it in, i'm still recovering from that burn

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dicked for $0

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new team_

somethign wtih fake out

KRAKATOA (Torkoal) @ Choice Specs Ability: Drought EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Quiet Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe - Eruption - Overheat - Solar Beam - Earth Poweror「KILLER QUEEN」 (Golem-Alola) @ Choice Band Ability: Galvanize EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Explosion - Double-Edge - Earthquake - Stone EdgeorFUCK PHYSICAL (Turtonator) (M) @ Rocky Helmet Ability: Shell Armor EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Shell Trap - Draco Meteor - Will-O-Wisp - Iron DefenseI'm so happy to actually pull these out of my memes folder.

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Z-Roulette (Snorlax) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Earthquake
- Fire Punch

You can use whatever in place of Earthquake and Fire Punch, as long as the Normalium Z is only used for Sleep Talk

resugg free dick

resugg fighting type of your choice named FREE GAINS

MANDOM

it's like you want to see shitmons

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watch me lose to this

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we ladderin

KILL ME

It only reduces weight by 100kg.
It still weighs 9899.99kg

Really? Could have sworn bulbapedia says it halves it.

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That was awful, but I'm sure the next match will be great!

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It wasn't.

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Me champ, gimmie UU mons, cuter the better! unconventional cuteness is especially high value

sea cucumber

is this in the pastebin? I don't know this meme.

Either forme of Grimer

Giggleord (Guzzlord) @ Leftovers Ability: Beast Boost EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Crunch - Dragon Tail - Rest - Sleep Talkorsize matters (Exeggutor-Alola) (M) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Harvest EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Draco Meteor - Leaf Storm - Power Swap - Synthesisordoes this work (Porygon-Z) @ Normalium Z Ability: Adaptability EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Psyshock - Conversion - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt

Guzzlord is adorable because he wants to be tough but he's just a fat blob that couldn't make it into OU with all the other UBs.
Exeggutor-Alola is cute because fuck it, scroll up and look at that picture I posted this morning.
Pory-Z is cute because he's cute but you also kinda wanna put it out of its misery.

Tropius


He probably means Pyukumuku.

Just two more guys, I can already taste the failure!

resugg
accelgor with me first

resugg
A pokemon you find cute.

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/ff/

shrang has blacklisted you from the room ubers.
Reason: repeat crogre spammer
To appeal the ban, PM the staff member that blacklisted you or a room owner.

what did she mean by this?

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RNG hates me at every turn

Sorry for short run, but between shit rng and getting my ass donk'd at every turn, I'm out, new limp

...

ME THE CHIMP

Ludicolo called "Dude, weed, Lumao

a bug called cuckuna

choice scarf sharpedo with only destiny bond

MARNdibuzz (Mandibuzz) @ Life Orb Ability: Weak Armor EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Nasty Plot - Dark Pulse - Air Slash - Heat Wave barbed ;) (Purugly) (M) @ Sticky Barb Ability: Defiant EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Knock Off - Return - Play Rough - U-turn Snoring Pupper (Sylveon) @ Leftovers Ability: Pixilate EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Calm Mind - Psyshock - Rest - Snore Worst Impression (Hariyama) (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Sheer Force EVs: 252 Atk / 108 Def / 148 SpD Adamant Nature - Fake Out - Close Combat - Ice Punch - Thunder Punch Angry Pepe (Poliwrath) (M) @ Lansat Berry Ability: Swift Swim EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Substitute - Belly Drum - Rain Dance - Waterfall

Pick one.

snips

Resugging:

Cold bussy (Ninetales-Alola) @ Light Clay
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aurora Veil
- Freeze-Dry
- Moonblast
- Nasty Plot

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself.
I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain.
Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum.
I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence.
At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle.
Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face.
It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Rip in chimp

Pretty sure he's gone for good.

NEW CHAMP

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RABBI IS CHAMP
Can marathon, sorry for flaking last night. Sister got hurt, is fine.

Have a meme directed at ex-chimp.

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any incest meme and post pics of sis

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I don't even know what an incest mon would be.

Time to put that head to use, I guess.

Sister included

Do you think Magnemites are a family when they become a Magneton?
Do you think two of them maybe suck eachother off while the third one watches in horror?
What about (Alolan) Nigletts when they become a Nugtrio?

Lookin' pretty rapeable there, sis.
Not really. She's uggo.

Wow she looks just like my half brother's godmother.
Am jelly.

That's not actually her, that's one of her dumb whore friends.

My sister is a fat ginger bitch, but I would never subject her to you faggots. Her friends? Fair fucking game.

Well I'm glad you didn't post her, then.

She's actually very pretty. Bitch I posted is just a dirty slut who takes dicks constantly. Post more mons, gappy/marlo.

Chimp is looking like he needs resuggests so I'm gonna give you a free donnel.

Have a free pick, I probably won't watch anyways since b& and all.

1 more sluts

Just to clarify, as I am but a foolish rabbi, a donnel means it evolves when it makes a KO?

yes

Also, take this
The Scarecrow (Cacturne) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Drain Punch
- Spiky Shield
- Leech Seed

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NEW TEAM

choice scarf ninetales with flare blitz only

story time (Exeggutor-Alola) (M) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Harvest EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Draco Meteor - Leaf Storm - Power Swap - SynthesisGuess what I'm masturbating to right now.

or if you don't want a shitmon:Donphan @ Life Orb Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Rock Polish - Knock Off - Earthquake - Stone Edgeorincredible hihg speed (Lucario) (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Justified EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Brave Nature - Work Up - Extreme Speed - Vacuum Wave - Bullet Punch

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Well I dunno about you, but I like seeing the champ win.
Just promise you'll do your best no matter which one you pick.

snips

I fight for my friends! Also, having a handicap helps you learn how to play the game well.

All three of those are pretty bad handicaps.
One of them is just a bit worse than the other two.
It's the Donphan.

I took the executor, because I love him the most. It'll be fun. Don't worry so much.
A RIVER IN A DRY LAND
THE METHOD IN THE LAW'S HAND

resugg:
Something with 115 speed or more, with 4 attacks.
or
The guy I always trust to carry whatever team I end up with: Pert Plus (Haxorus) (M) @ Dragonium Z Ability: Mold Breaker EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Dragon Dance - Outrage - Earthquake - Poison Jab

I can't tell if Chimp has enough mons so take an Electric Z-Conversion Porygon Z called Mike's Shock Therepy

I'm at 5/6, with that

Since it's been twenty minutes I'm adding flinchrat and starting to play.

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I won, despite pawslut bieng all butthurt about it,
ergo
NEW CHAMP

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I wasn't pretending, I legit am retarded.

me

Forbidden Love (Vivillon-Fancy) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 252 SpA / 8 SpD / 248 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hold Hands
- Hurricane
- Draining Kiss
- Sleep Powder

Last chimp fucked up your suggestion so have a free Z-Conversion Porygon-Z.
Electric, Ghost, or even Psychic if you feel like a god.

You picked a bad time to champ.

Have a free pick of anything with a Choice Scarf.

Someone has to do it

Godspeed to you, our hero.

more memes

Have a resugg:
Gibs chimp (Ambipom) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Taunt
- Thief
- Fling

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Fug it lets go

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sorry for the wait

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Sugging something with Haze

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