Splatoon Thread:Octoling Counterattack Edition

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Marie are superior

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OCTOLINGS ARE SUPERIOR AND WE SHOULD JOIN THEM LIKE EMPRESS MARIE WANTED

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?

POST SPATS

NO FREE ONLINE NO BUY

What if it has Marie?

Stingy octolings, what a surprise

Squids confirmed for Jews

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what mark would a tentacle sucker leave?

wew

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If Callie is still in Splatoon 2, why is there this shot of Marie in combat gear? I would assume most popular means you dont get the boot, unless in that case it means you get sent to war.

Starting now I'm going to post a threadly reminder that nintendo is going to probably make you pay for the same shitty p2p system they've always had. This kills the squidgame.

What mark would sn inkling cuntboy leave?

Octolings losing the war was a mistake.

Maybe once CEMU gets netplay going we can see a start of a Splatoon 1 homebrew scene

youre a tracer now

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I have no mouth and I must woomy

I'll give you an amazon giftcard if you give me a throwaway email user. I feel like being a nice person today

I'm just not feeling it.

You should never buy a new console for 1 game, and i feel the switch wont have a purchase worthy library for at least another year.

After that, might even see a price cut, who knows.

I think I'm holding out, but I will see.

I DON'T WANT CALLIE TO BE GONE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THE SPLAT FEST. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO "WON". I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER STUPID MEMES. I DON'T WANT MARIE.

SHE HAS TO BE STOPPED.

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callie is best sister now because she is the lovable underdog.

She was more like the devs favorite than underdog

oh yeah they really love her, thats why shes at the butt of every bantz.

Marie being a bantz master=/=Callie under dog

I want Inkopolis to be culturally enriched by octolings

devs not liking her makes her an underdog, as does marie winning the squid sister splatfest.


youd need a way to disarm the squids, which will never happen.

When they kept the splatfest broken for months letting Callie get win after win it was no problem to them and only after did Callie lose the pokemon splatfest worldwide did the devs change it

i dont think they did that for callies sake. there was always a lot of salt over the win to popularity ratio, and apparently there still is.

but marie is perfection

Technically Inkopolis has gun control, if you pay attention to the "no ink guns allowed" signs in the plaza.

They already got half of the area being covered in jellyfish. Why do the jellyfish stay with them when they can't even speak properly.

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fuckin memers the lot of you

Booyah is a thick soup of probable Belgian origin made throughout the Upper Midwestern United States. Booyah can require up to two days and multiple cooks to prepare; it is cooked in specially designed "booyah kettles" and usually meant to serve hundreds or even thousands of people.

Chef Booyahdee

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A terrible, horrible, god awful thought.

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No free online no buy, we need to save the sisters from the cuttlekike.

I'll reclaim my rightful place just before Splatoon 2 dammit

FUCK YEAH! I AM BACK!

Congratulations!
Post the gear that got you there

I don't play with gyro controls

That's a lot of squid speed

I'll waste all of my gold on trying my luck of getting triple speed. There is never enough speed.

No one does, they're terrible.

Why do people even care about this shitty game?

What does high level Splatoon gameplay look like?

YES

HACKER

Have you seen Clash from Jojo part 5?

Where did this casual come from.


Because it's fun, unlike (You).


I think niconico is a good bet to find some or try looking at some Japanese players twitter account, they post gameplay videos there too.


REPORTED

You can show yourself to the door.

Pic related

Hi. I'm just posting to say that recently I'd started hearing of proposals for cboy inklings and that I'm really in favor of cboy inklings too.

forgot my image

HIGH IMPACT EAR RUBBING

This too, please.

don't worry user. I play with sticks and motion controls and doing the grind for S+ 99

Sticks for Rollers like the krakon

and motion controls for custom range blaster

MAKE MEMES

Ugh, this womyn was clearly forced to cosplay in order to appease the typical male fantasies of our age. Such a sad and problematic world we live in. Check your squidprivilges, you ink-shooting shitlord!

its cute

Oh No…

archive.is/rcLVV

Wew, the Switch will have to wait even longer for it to get games.

Got three in mumble.

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So where are the squid milfs

the squilfs if that's okay with you

I got what you want.

Ara-ara~

I am disappointed we aren't fighting sea slugs this time. How many wars must there be with our fellow cephalopods before we finally band together against the looming gastropod threat?

What if squids had Polaroids?

That's what i've always done with Nintendo since the Wii.
That one game is called Monster Hunter.
MH is always worth purchasing any hardware.

Not Splatoon tho, you stupid cunts.
Go suck a fucking octodick.

If you don't like Splatoon, why are you in a Splatoon thread?

Can you believe it's been nearly two years since we've been doing this whole thing?

I've lost a whole year due to military adventures, so time hasn't progressed as slow as it has for others, but I'm glad we're here and a sequel is on the way.

Acting like you were ever really here.

fuck off

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Im lovin' this new artwork

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Anyone around for privates? got 2 right now

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oddly sexual. more pls

i refuse to believe it. it will come out in June, screencap this. just dont bully me too hard if im proven wrong

>more trips of LYING

I fucking can't stop laughing, kek. I hope someone makes a splatoon edit of Aerosmith vs Clash when that scene gets animated.

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Let's be honest, the Switch will probably get a MH game anyway.

what if you had your privates removed o3o

bumping to say that i'd like to have my privates removed :3

Glad to see the weapons from the first game make a return in some fashion.
I serious hope the Dynamo, E-Litre and Luna don't make a comeback though.

(Wasted)
This is for (You).

The Dynamo is gonna be totally screwed over because jump flicks now go vertically. Luna blaster and E liter will be fucking bitches to fight still though, hoping they dont come back. I just hope the Heavy Splatling and Octobrush remain mostly untouched. I know the first one is confirmed and the second one will probably come back, I just want them to feel the same as last time.

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Privates aren't for removing, Octolings are.

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sound familiar?

hey who knows. maybe the vertical flick is a function unique to standard rollers. maybe e-liters wont have charge-n-swim technology

Alright faggots, I'm ready to use your memegame online.

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Hello, user

What the hell is wrong with his head and face?

Nothing.

That is not a squid

Squids are unfresh, this thread now belongs to the Octos.

they aren't octopus either

Enough off-topic posting.

Post fresh squid bois.

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I wan 2 get seduced by a cute squidboi

SHOTAS IN SPATS
POST MORE SPATS

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LITERALLY MUMBLE ON YOUR PHONE

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But user, strangers might send you dick drawings in swapnote

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What piece of Splatoon merchandise would you buy if you had the money?

All of it
But also Figurarts Inklings or at least one of those "World of Nintendo" articulated figures.

Marie squid pussy fleshlight.

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I can't squad up because I'm perpetually stuck in S Rank

Yes, please.

Bam

Make some fuckin' memes you fricks

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Hey who wants to Twin Squad

That artist draws faces so fucking weird but I will still blow a load to his drawings

Two in mumble.

blow a load of bullets into your head, faggot

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Bam

I AM YOUR GOD NOW BRING ME YOUR RAINMAKERS
KNEEL BEFORE MY SATELLITE INTERNET MIGHT

Well I just came across my first hacker in the game.

Everyone report: fairytail4life89

Bam

isn't squid pussy a beak?

No that's their mouth

Some of you squiddos are alright.
Don't go to the aquarium this weekend.

I didn't hear anything about Amiibo support for the Switch.

There's an NFC reader in one of the JoyCons, and in the middle of the Pro Controller.
If amiibo content is inevitable, hopefully it's less shitty this time around.

Bam

WOOMY

WOOMY SWAG

My Custom Range Blaster game is improving everyday
clips.twitch.tv/superluigi150942/HilariousHeronSoonerLater

Snipers and Dynamos BTFO'd

inkling and octoling onaholes. they have to wear spats and have round loli asses too

You're getting closer.

I have a date tomorrow, I'm 99% sure I'm not getting any because it's a first date with her and she's not that kind of girl, and that 1% chance of getting my dick wet won't let me sleep. I've been playing Splatoon for hours now.
This isn't healthy, it's 4:14 am here. Splatoon has officially become a weird thing I do in order to not think about what brings me anxiety, and I should be sleeping!
I don't wanna hate Splatoon, or having to abandon it, so I should take it easy. Help?

Ask her if she thinks Marie is best girl, If not slap her and leave

She's not a gamer.

Ask her if she thinks Octopuses are superior if not slap her and leave

She'll have a thing or two to say about octopuses and squids, but not in the context of the game.
She seems to think all animals are wonderful and fireflies are fairy-like, and she specially likes insects, but I think tentacle-having beings will be in her list of cool creatures. I mean, for sure because she likes Lovecraft. I gave her a book for children about fairies and that's what got me the date.
Who knows, maybe I'll show her the game. Maybe she'll like see me play it.

Is she an air headed adult and if not Muhammad please go

Not an airhead, but she's a bit of a free soul. Believes in the tarot, that sort of thing. Really looks like your stereotypical SJW, but isn't.
Has a lot of tattoos she designed herself, you know the type, but she's super sweet.

Turn the computer off and get in bed. It's okay if you don't sleep right away. Don't even think about it and just do it. Why are you still reading, turn your computer off.

Done, you're a bro.
Bye.

Sounds like a dirty hippie to me, But never the less I wish you luck user

Nope, don't even try
And good luck, just don't see this date as "a chance to fuck", see it as a way of knowing another person better… that way you won't be as nervous, and you both will have a good time. Also, seeing what you say about her, if you ever feel awkward, or there's a long silence, suggest going for a walk to a park or something like that, she will like it and will keep you both entertained

Oye Jack I got you something

twitter.com/digicre_orange/status/823851792446341120

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jim sterling waifu level?

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Well, she's nice. And the date went great, and cheap because we did a free thing, and I got a very decent handjob plus she said she wants to see me again.
But there's no way she'll be interested in the game. I asked.

Why did this turn into a blog?

Don't marry hippies user, other than that good job.

When the thread started to get really slow

HOW DO I PUT THIS IN THE GAME
seriously i can't read moon runes what are they saying

Its basically saying what the slosher is capable of

-useful with at least a main of damage up


-Slosher is the only weapon in the game to hit enemies over any type of surface

If you miss w/ one shot of sloshing and land a direct shot its a good confirmed kill(That damage up ignores the scaling game)

We have news on the Splat2n front
splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/157089886124/eureka-weve-just-discovered-a-breakthrough-in

splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/157089940714/previously-weve-reported-that-splatoon-2-will
Spectator mode and LAN play confirmed.

8-inch inkling plush.

Oh Snap

Anyone down to splat tonight?

Me

Me

This could mean we might be able to evade the online by making a lan network over the internet and just playing via lan.
Won't get any level up or items though.

its not like we gain either items or exp by playing privates anyway
and hosting lan over internet requires someone to have really good connection unless someone pays for servers or something

Oh squit waddup

Holy fucking shit, you’re a degenerate faggot and you need to kill her and then yourself.

Apparel

That'd be some top-tier powerlevel merch.

Now I can be a squid

What the fuck is wrong with merch teams?

Gonna be joining the mumble in about half an hour to 45 minutes real squigga hours who up


Those aren't official, don't think.

the website I got the pics from allow you to choose whatever kind of shirt you want and slap a logo onto it
I forget what the site was called, though

Reverse image search to the rescue
redbubble.com/shop/splatoon t-shirts

WHY IS THIS ADDICTING

play-asia.com/search/Splatoon shirt

These aren't the ones from Redbubble

Superior splatoon ytpmv

Streams up. Yeah…

Neat

SPLAT2N GLOBAL TESTFIRE IN THE SWITCH'S LAUNCH MONTH
March 24th - (12pm PT / 3pm ET / 8pm GMT), (8pm PT / 11pm ET / 4am GMT)
March 25 - (4am PT / 7am ET / 12pm GMT), (12pm PT / 3pm ET / 8pm GMT), (8pm PT / 11pm ET / 4am GMT)
March 26 - (4am PT / 7am ET / 12pm GMT)

Fuck you, Nintendo.

Oh boy.

Let's see how many of us will be getting a switch on launch, I certainly won't be until late this year at least.

I wanted people to watch it and be happy,or mad.


I will tell you goys how it is.

I feel silly for wanting to get a Switch for Splatoon 2. And I never even played the first one. I just love the concept and aesthetic.

Just uploading a highlight i found from last weekend

that song is sick

I'll tell you right now man, if Spla2n is as good as the first one was, you won't be disappointed.

I only hope that the Miiverse has a replacement that way you can experience ink posting as good as when the first one came out.

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You are my greatest ally.
I purchased PS3 and WiiU for free online.
But now I have stick with tablet and PC.

>Splatoon 2 will have all new fresh music

Can't wait for another wave of Splatoon lewds

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I mean bear in mind scalping hurts the fuck out of nintendo because scalpers aren't going to buy software. The only one that really benefits from it is gamestop, who will have a ready supply of hardware to sell.
And who destroy hardware to inflate scarcity.

youtu.be/2QjK3uTO4mg

that's already been posted dude, see

Close enough

Wow they're really rushing the fucking thing.

Maybe they don't want another browserhax too early

This is exactly why they excluded it.

That makes a lot more sense.
There are still other reasons the console has probably been rushed though.

That'll show you Octoling sympathizers not to put playable Octos in the game!

Its so cold outside. My state got engulfed in a big blizzard

What's with that comic? It's just a fun date, I see no jokes.

make the boy have lighter skin imo

It's squidkids being cute, what more could you want.

Wii U was originally hacked through art academy sketchpad tho.

Stay warm. Stay fresh.

Think it'll go better than that first Testfire all that time ago?

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So who is ready for Splatoon 2 Season Passes?

No

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brown inklings > all other inklings

Dumbass

No niggers.

Who the fuck is THAT retarded? Literally every other device on earth exists.

Ironically enough, it took until the Wii U to make a good web browser on any console or handheld. The Wii's was awful, the DSi was just as shit, the 3DS was an improvement but still not good enough, the PS3's was pretty meh, but the Wii U's actually was good. Tabbed browsing, the ability to display videos on the TV screen while you continued scrolling, rarely ever any slow browsing experiences.

What the fuck are you on moron?

Splatoon will change the world. I feel it in my tentacles

I hope you freeze to death

Stay warm, fam

Holy shit anons

Let it snow!

Anyone got the marie and calie version of this wallpaper that was posted a few days ago in another thread? I somehow wasn't able to download it.

LET IT SNOW

1080p wallpapers in CY should be a crime

I'm such a sucker for freckles

I have freckles -they're great.

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A joke or clever observation.
Don't get me wrong, the comic is cute as fuck.

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Is this related to this webm?

Who is the girl in the blue bikini?

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Splatoon anime when?

Cut out the last few seconds and you'd have some potentially good bag cuck material.

No niggers.

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HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT SO FUCKING THIN
can we go thinner?

THAT IS 200% NOT OKAY

Bam

According to the Switch default avatar selection, Splatoon is already more popular than Pikmin, Starfox and Metroid, and slightly less popular than Animal Crossing.

Fucking hell why, someone give that skeleton a doughnut or something.

Looks like the mumble and the back up mumble are down again.

If you equaled out their weights there'd be two average weight japs

i put up a discord
i know, >discord, but it's an easy temporary fix
Please don't advertise your discord here/A3UXE

I didn't realize discord was filtered, but the important part isn't.

4zP6u6n
new invite

Using Discord what are you gay

i'm too retarded to set up a mumble tonight, please don't bully

Quick Question:

How many of you are getting splatoon 2 when it comes out?

I mean, are you still going to do splatoon 1 for a while yet or no?

I'll do both I'm getting my switch between May and June

I will no doubt get it, just maybe not when the game launches and depending on how the paid online works out, I might end up mostly getting it for single player if online is still giving me disconnects, no way I am paying for a service that dont work.

I might not be able to get it as soon as it comes out but I'll get it when I can
I'm sure we'll still play it if we have enough that don't have 2 in the mumble

Looks like the Mumble is back up now but I'm still gonna start setting up a backup just in case

I'll likely grab it on release.

Dude, I think I love her. I may be in love, and I know she loves me.
Tomorrow I'll go to her apartment again and stay the night. She's teaching me guitar and we've been fucking like rabbits.
I haven't played Splatoon for like a week.
I'd really like to make her into a gamer, even casual would be good.


I want to buy it on day one and I'm buying it as soon as it comes out unless I can't for whatever reason.

I SAID NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE HIPPIE user THAT"S NOT LOVE YOU ARE FELLING THAT"S LUST

tfw

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TUMBLRTALE

Because people can control their feelings?

Yes

This is how a succubus works. You're not doing what you enjoyed and are now doing what she enjoys instead.


Do you throw your garbage into the woods, too?

what if 90% of this thread didn't even own the game

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Bump

woomy

Okay so maybe I am being a slowpoke, but I went back to watch the Splatoon 2 trailer and I noticed this. Does it look like Marie is standing at a grave/funeral/ in mourning? Is Callie fucking dead?

probably not

Hopefully Callie realized that she wasn't wanted anymore after the world declared her worst sister and Callie fags followed her to hell

Thanks Hitler.


I took it as more a, "Marie wondering if the last Splatfest between her and her Cousin was such a good idea. She may be wondering what her other half is doing right now and if she can go on."

At least that's what I took from it.

I'll wait till fall.

we would be on Holla Forums

I want to marry a squid

team love reporting

What's up you meme loving fucks?

WOOMY

I would give Marie all my love and my money

New Stage info

twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/834339250753544197

these threads are more pathetic than gg

It looks like she's standing in Octo Valley, I doubt Callie is dead.


Says (You).

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Final bumo

What's a bumo?

It's when I misspelled bump and I've just been doing that instead, also seems like 10 posts were deleted

New Music Sample

Wait heres a better one

Bump

Nice memes

Fucking time zones, can't play with non-Japanese kids lately.

So, let's get a show of (You)s here.
How many of ye squids think ye'll be playing Testfire 2: Eelectric Boogaloo this time next month?

The Switch looks like trash, so probably not, sadly. I'm going to try playing with you guys more on the weekends leading up to Spla2n's release to make the most of this wonderful game. I still can't believe I've known some of you for like two years.
our little group will probably die when the servers get shut down

fam

I can't shitpost with you if they take our video games away, fam.

Pic related just got translated. I know I'm fapping to tonight.
exhentai.org/g/1034849/10e6d1626c/


Not me. Sad that I'm going to miss the testfire and the launch experience once again, but I can't justify purchasing a Switch right now. If it's really fresh I might pick one up a few months after Splatoon 2 launches. If it's not significantly improved from the original I will wait a year or two for the inevitable Switch price drop or superior hardware revision.

At least I will get to enjoy another wave of loli doujins.

Callie is joining the octolings
Marie is upset
Captain Cuttlefish has died of old age leaving Marie to her own devices with Judd and the clone as Judd is getting up in years and won't be able to judge Turf Wars

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I loved this doujin so much before it was translated, that I decided I'm going to nofap for a few days and go all out on it.

Count me out.
Not enough games worth buying a Switch for so far.

TIME FOR A NEW THREAD

NEW BREAD >>>Holla Forums1202813

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