OCTOLINGS ARE SUPERIOR AND WE SHOULD JOIN THEM LIKE EMPRESS MARIE WANTED
Jose Stewart
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?
Sebastian Ramirez
POST SPATS
Evan Torres
NO FREE ONLINE NO BUY
James Rogers
What if it has Marie?
Eli Murphy
Stingy octolings, what a surprise
Jacob Sullivan
Squids confirmed for Jews
Daniel Green
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Noah Campbell
what mark would a tentacle sucker leave?
Landon Long
wew
Xavier Ramirez
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Ayden Johnson
If Callie is still in Splatoon 2, why is there this shot of Marie in combat gear? I would assume most popular means you dont get the boot, unless in that case it means you get sent to war.
Matthew Bailey
Starting now I'm going to post a threadly reminder that nintendo is going to probably make you pay for the same shitty p2p system they've always had. This kills the squidgame.
Nolan Brown
What mark would sn inkling cuntboy leave?
Wyatt Morris
Octolings losing the war was a mistake.
Levi Morgan
Maybe once CEMU gets netplay going we can see a start of a Splatoon 1 homebrew scene
James Murphy
youre a tracer now
Nathan Flores
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Julian Sullivan
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Asher Smith
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Adam Lopez
I have no mouth and I must woomy
Ryan Jones
I'll give you an amazon giftcard if you give me a throwaway email user. I feel like being a nice person today
Noah Parker
I'm just not feeling it.
You should never buy a new console for 1 game, and i feel the switch wont have a purchase worthy library for at least another year.
After that, might even see a price cut, who knows.
I think I'm holding out, but I will see.
Jonathan White
I DON'T WANT CALLIE TO BE GONE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THE SPLAT FEST. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO "WON". I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER STUPID MEMES. I DON'T WANT MARIE.
SHE HAS TO BE STOPPED.
Isaiah Edwards
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Jayden Hughes
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Nathaniel Lopez
callie is best sister now because she is the lovable underdog.
Dominic Rogers
She was more like the devs favorite than underdog
Jacob Garcia
oh yeah they really love her, thats why shes at the butt of every bantz.
Sebastian Brown
Marie being a bantz master=/=Callie under dog
Andrew Hernandez
I want Inkopolis to be culturally enriched by octolings
Anthony Lee
devs not liking her makes her an underdog, as does marie winning the squid sister splatfest.
youd need a way to disarm the squids, which will never happen.
Alexander Hall
When they kept the splatfest broken for months letting Callie get win after win it was no problem to them and only after did Callie lose the pokemon splatfest worldwide did the devs change it
Jackson Phillips
i dont think they did that for callies sake. there was always a lot of salt over the win to popularity ratio, and apparently there still is.
Gabriel Campbell
but marie is perfection
Eli Powell
Technically Inkopolis has gun control, if you pay attention to the "no ink guns allowed" signs in the plaza.
Jackson Wright
They already got half of the area being covered in jellyfish. Why do the jellyfish stay with them when they can't even speak properly.
Joseph Martin
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Blake Butler
fuckin memers the lot of you
Andrew Baker
Booyah is a thick soup of probable Belgian origin made throughout the Upper Midwestern United States. Booyah can require up to two days and multiple cooks to prepare; it is cooked in specially designed "booyah kettles" and usually meant to serve hundreds or even thousands of people.
Ian Parker
Chef Booyahdee
Jordan Turner
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Blake Diaz
A terrible, horrible, god awful thought.
Liam Harris
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Kayden Martin
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Andrew Ward
No free online no buy, we need to save the sisters from the cuttlekike.
Noah Campbell
I'll reclaim my rightful place just before Splatoon 2 dammit
Daniel Bailey
FUCK YEAH! I AM BACK!
Daniel Harris
Congratulations! Post the gear that got you there
Gabriel Kelly
I don't play with gyro controls
Cameron Garcia
That's a lot of squid speed
Robert Stewart
I'll waste all of my gold on trying my luck of getting triple speed. There is never enough speed.
Jordan Brown
No one does, they're terrible.
Tyler James
Why do people even care about this shitty game?
Leo Powell
What does high level Splatoon gameplay look like?
Gavin Brooks
YES
James Thompson
HACKER
Eli Thompson
Have you seen Clash from Jojo part 5?
Levi Martin
Where did this casual come from.
Because it's fun, unlike (You).
I think niconico is a good bet to find some or try looking at some Japanese players twitter account, they post gameplay videos there too.
REPORTED
Grayson Foster
You can show yourself to the door.
Lincoln Miller
Pic related
Jace Scott
Hi. I'm just posting to say that recently I'd started hearing of proposals for cboy inklings and that I'm really in favor of cboy inklings too.
Owen Fisher
forgot my image
Jack Thomas
HIGH IMPACT EAR RUBBING
Brayden Sullivan
This too, please.
Jace Fisher
don't worry user. I play with sticks and motion controls and doing the grind for S+ 99
Sticks for Rollers like the krakon
and motion controls for custom range blaster
Jonathan Williams
MAKE MEMES
Andrew King
Ugh, this womyn was clearly forced to cosplay in order to appease the typical male fantasies of our age. Such a sad and problematic world we live in. Check your squidprivilges, you ink-shooting shitlord!
Wew, the Switch will have to wait even longer for it to get games.
Brayden Cooper
Got three in mumble.
Thomas Miller
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William Murphy
So where are the squid milfs
Noah Morris
the squilfs if that's okay with you
Jaxson Smith
I got what you want.
Gavin Ward
Ara-ara~
Kayden Young
I am disappointed we aren't fighting sea slugs this time. How many wars must there be with our fellow cephalopods before we finally band together against the looming gastropod threat?
Jordan Reyes
What if squids had Polaroids?
Sebastian Perez
That's what i've always done with Nintendo since the Wii. That one game is called Monster Hunter. MH is always worth purchasing any hardware.
Not Splatoon tho, you stupid cunts. Go suck a fucking octodick.
Jack Stewart
If you don't like Splatoon, why are you in a Splatoon thread?
Lincoln Sullivan
Can you believe it's been nearly two years since we've been doing this whole thing?
I've lost a whole year due to military adventures, so time hasn't progressed as slow as it has for others, but I'm glad we're here and a sequel is on the way.
John Russell
Acting like you were ever really here.
Justin Scott
fuck off
Evan Ortiz
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Leo Richardson
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Matthew Thomas
Im lovin' this new artwork
Julian Rodriguez
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William Rodriguez
Anyone around for privates? got 2 right now
Henry Lopez
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Carter Myers
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Brandon Ramirez
oddly sexual. more pls
i refuse to believe it. it will come out in June, screencap this. just dont bully me too hard if im proven wrong
>more trips of LYING
Ethan Russell
I fucking can't stop laughing, kek. I hope someone makes a splatoon edit of Aerosmith vs Clash when that scene gets animated.
Nicholas Nguyen
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Austin Cox
Let's be honest, the Switch will probably get a MH game anyway.
Luke Mitchell
what if you had your privates removed o3o
Adrian Sanchez
bumping to say that i'd like to have my privates removed :3
Luis Nguyen
Glad to see the weapons from the first game make a return in some fashion. I serious hope the Dynamo, E-Litre and Luna don't make a comeback though.
(Wasted) This is for (You).
Luke Evans
The Dynamo is gonna be totally screwed over because jump flicks now go vertically. Luna blaster and E liter will be fucking bitches to fight still though, hoping they dont come back. I just hope the Heavy Splatling and Octobrush remain mostly untouched. I know the first one is confirmed and the second one will probably come back, I just want them to feel the same as last time.
Charles Thomas
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Christopher Allen
Privates aren't for removing, Octolings are.
Jacob Rivera
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Gavin Reed
sound familiar?
David Richardson
hey who knows. maybe the vertical flick is a function unique to standard rollers. maybe e-liters wont have charge-n-swim technology
Jacob Martinez
Alright faggots, I'm ready to use your memegame online.
Jackson Scott
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Elijah Powell
Hello, user
Chase Russell
What the hell is wrong with his head and face?
Evan Hernandez
Nothing.
Henry Hughes
That is not a squid
Dylan Johnson
Squids are unfresh, this thread now belongs to the Octos.
But user, strangers might send you dick drawings in swapnote
Bentley Richardson
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Ayden Fisher
What piece of Splatoon merchandise would you buy if you had the money?
Wyatt Johnson
All of it But also Figurarts Inklings or at least one of those "World of Nintendo" articulated figures.
Landon Morales
Marie squid pussy fleshlight.
Evan Nguyen
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Carson Edwards
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Andrew Kelly
I can't squad up because I'm perpetually stuck in S Rank
Zachary Bell
Yes, please.
Adam Russell
Bam
Jonathan Price
Make some fuckin' memes you fricks
Leo Wright
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Thomas Perez
Hey who wants to Twin Squad
Charles Ramirez
That artist draws faces so fucking weird but I will still blow a load to his drawings
Bentley Sanders
Two in mumble.
Jayden Mitchell
blow a load of bullets into your head, faggot
Ethan Ramirez
...
Aiden Cooper
Bam
Andrew Mitchell
I AM YOUR GOD NOW BRING ME YOUR RAINMAKERS KNEEL BEFORE MY SATELLITE INTERNET MIGHT
Nathan Peterson
Well I just came across my first hacker in the game.
Everyone report: fairytail4life89
Ryan Allen
Bam
Austin Miller
isn't squid pussy a beak?
Leo Peterson
No that's their mouth
Jackson Cruz
Some of you squiddos are alright. Don't go to the aquarium this weekend.
Michael Cox
I didn't hear anything about Amiibo support for the Switch.
Jason Peterson
There's an NFC reader in one of the JoyCons, and in the middle of the Pro Controller. If amiibo content is inevitable, hopefully it's less shitty this time around.
inkling and octoling onaholes. they have to wear spats and have round loli asses too
Elijah Hernandez
You're getting closer.
Connor Ward
I have a date tomorrow, I'm 99% sure I'm not getting any because it's a first date with her and she's not that kind of girl, and that 1% chance of getting my dick wet won't let me sleep. I've been playing Splatoon for hours now. This isn't healthy, it's 4:14 am here. Splatoon has officially become a weird thing I do in order to not think about what brings me anxiety, and I should be sleeping! I don't wanna hate Splatoon, or having to abandon it, so I should take it easy. Help?
Cameron James
Ask her if she thinks Marie is best girl, If not slap her and leave
John Fisher
She's not a gamer.
Logan Watson
Ask her if she thinks Octopuses are superior if not slap her and leave
Nathaniel Sanchez
She'll have a thing or two to say about octopuses and squids, but not in the context of the game. She seems to think all animals are wonderful and fireflies are fairy-like, and she specially likes insects, but I think tentacle-having beings will be in her list of cool creatures. I mean, for sure because she likes Lovecraft. I gave her a book for children about fairies and that's what got me the date. Who knows, maybe I'll show her the game. Maybe she'll like see me play it.
Kevin Gray
Is she an air headed adult and if not Muhammad please go
Justin Morgan
Not an airhead, but she's a bit of a free soul. Believes in the tarot, that sort of thing. Really looks like your stereotypical SJW, but isn't. Has a lot of tattoos she designed herself, you know the type, but she's super sweet.
Easton Rodriguez
Turn the computer off and get in bed. It's okay if you don't sleep right away. Don't even think about it and just do it. Why are you still reading, turn your computer off.
Julian Turner
Done, you're a bro. Bye.
Hunter Parker
Sounds like a dirty hippie to me, But never the less I wish you luck user
Anthony Evans
Nope, don't even try And good luck, just don't see this date as "a chance to fuck", see it as a way of knowing another person better… that way you won't be as nervous, and you both will have a good time. Also, seeing what you say about her, if you ever feel awkward, or there's a long silence, suggest going for a walk to a park or something like that, she will like it and will keep you both entertained
Well, she's nice. And the date went great, and cheap because we did a free thing, and I got a very decent handjob plus she said she wants to see me again. But there's no way she'll be interested in the game. I asked.
Jordan Watson
Why did this turn into a blog?
Daniel Davis
Don't marry hippies user, other than that good job.
When the thread started to get really slow
Ayden Kelly
HOW DO I PUT THIS IN THE GAME seriously i can't read moon runes what are they saying
Joshua Green
Its basically saying what the slosher is capable of
-useful with at least a main of damage up
-Slosher is the only weapon in the game to hit enemies over any type of surface
If you miss w/ one shot of sloshing and land a direct shot its a good confirmed kill(That damage up ignores the scaling game)
This could mean we might be able to evade the online by making a lan network over the internet and just playing via lan. Won't get any level up or items though.
Luis Long
its not like we gain either items or exp by playing privates anyway and hosting lan over internet requires someone to have really good connection unless someone pays for servers or something
Gavin Hernandez
Oh squit waddup
Ryan White
Holy fucking shit, you’re a degenerate faggot and you need to kill her and then yourself.
Charles Morgan
Apparel
Cooper Harris
That'd be some top-tier powerlevel merch.
Isaiah Smith
Now I can be a squid
Anthony Roberts
What the fuck is wrong with merch teams?
Colton Bennett
Gonna be joining the mumble in about half an hour to 45 minutes real squigga hours who up
Those aren't official, don't think.
Carter Harris
the website I got the pics from allow you to choose whatever kind of shirt you want and slap a logo onto it I forget what the site was called, though
SPLAT2N GLOBAL TESTFIRE IN THE SWITCH'S LAUNCH MONTH March 24th - (12pm PT / 3pm ET / 8pm GMT), (8pm PT / 11pm ET / 4am GMT) March 25 - (4am PT / 7am ET / 12pm GMT), (12pm PT / 3pm ET / 8pm GMT), (8pm PT / 11pm ET / 4am GMT) March 26 - (4am PT / 7am ET / 12pm GMT)
Ian Powell
Fuck you, Nintendo.
Xavier Hill
Oh boy.
Let's see how many of us will be getting a switch on launch, I certainly won't be until late this year at least.
Samuel Turner
I wanted people to watch it and be happy,or mad.
I will tell you goys how it is.
Camden Gutierrez
I feel silly for wanting to get a Switch for Splatoon 2. And I never even played the first one. I just love the concept and aesthetic.
Benjamin Turner
Just uploading a highlight i found from last weekend
Cooper Roberts
that song is sick
Lincoln Jones
I'll tell you right now man, if Spla2n is as good as the first one was, you won't be disappointed.
I only hope that the Miiverse has a replacement that way you can experience ink posting as good as when the first one came out.
Asher Peterson
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Carson Nguyen
You are my greatest ally. I purchased PS3 and WiiU for free online. But now I have stick with tablet and PC.
Carter Parker
>Splatoon 2 will have all new fresh music
William Jones
Can't wait for another wave of Splatoon lewds
Nathan Gomez
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James Morris
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Noah Diaz
I mean bear in mind scalping hurts the fuck out of nintendo because scalpers aren't going to buy software. The only one that really benefits from it is gamestop, who will have a ready supply of hardware to sell. And who destroy hardware to inflate scarcity.
Maybe they don't want another browserhax too early
Ethan Nguyen
This is exactly why they excluded it.
Nathaniel Williams
That makes a lot more sense. There are still other reasons the console has probably been rushed though.
Jack Young
That'll show you Octoling sympathizers not to put playable Octos in the game!
Jace Watson
Its so cold outside. My state got engulfed in a big blizzard
Tyler Long
What's with that comic? It's just a fun date, I see no jokes.
Dominic Rogers
make the boy have lighter skin imo
Lucas Sanders
It's squidkids being cute, what more could you want.
Jackson Allen
Wii U was originally hacked through art academy sketchpad tho.
Logan Smith
Stay warm. Stay fresh.
Nolan Reyes
Think it'll go better than that first Testfire all that time ago?
Henry Morgan
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Caleb Smith
So who is ready for Splatoon 2 Season Passes?
No
Carter Edwards
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Austin Thompson
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Kevin Rivera
brown inklings > all other inklings
Lincoln Davis
Dumbass
Ryan Sanders
No niggers.
David Morris
Who the fuck is THAT retarded? Literally every other device on earth exists.
Xavier Morales
Ironically enough, it took until the Wii U to make a good web browser on any console or handheld. The Wii's was awful, the DSi was just as shit, the 3DS was an improvement but still not good enough, the PS3's was pretty meh, but the Wii U's actually was good. Tabbed browsing, the ability to display videos on the TV screen while you continued scrolling, rarely ever any slow browsing experiences.
Juan Johnson
What the fuck are you on moron?
Jayden Rivera
Splatoon will change the world. I feel it in my tentacles
Isaiah Davis
I hope you freeze to death
Nolan Sullivan
Stay warm, fam
Holy shit anons
David Torres
Let it snow!
Austin Morales
Anyone got the marie and calie version of this wallpaper that was posted a few days ago in another thread? I somehow wasn't able to download it.
Luke Kelly
LET IT SNOW
Dominic Jackson
1080p wallpapers in CY should be a crime
Robert Butler
I'm such a sucker for freckles
Christian Howard
I have freckles -they're great.
Nathaniel King
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Parker Nguyen
A joke or clever observation. Don't get me wrong, the comic is cute as fuck.
Cooper Flores
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Julian Roberts
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Grayson Long
Is this related to this webm?
Lincoln Ortiz
Who is the girl in the blue bikini?
Parker Watson
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Angel Rodriguez
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Christopher Miller
Splatoon anime when?
Jaxson Smith
Cut out the last few seconds and you'd have some potentially good bag cuck material.
Jonathan Cook
No niggers.
Ayden Johnson
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Michael Thompson
HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT SO FUCKING THIN can we go thinner?
William Brown
THAT IS 200% NOT OKAY
Ryan Bell
Bam
Lincoln Lee
According to the Switch default avatar selection, Splatoon is already more popular than Pikmin, Starfox and Metroid, and slightly less popular than Animal Crossing.
Christopher Rivera
Fucking hell why, someone give that skeleton a doughnut or something.
Luis Cooper
Looks like the mumble and the back up mumble are down again.
Nolan Lewis
If you equaled out their weights there'd be two average weight japs
Jonathan Jones
i put up a discord i know, >discord, but it's an easy temporary fix Please don't advertise your discord here/A3UXE
Aaron Jones
I didn't realize discord was filtered, but the important part isn't.
Robert Nelson
4zP6u6n new invite
Kayden Williams
Using Discord what are you gay
Brandon Gutierrez
i'm too retarded to set up a mumble tonight, please don't bully
David Scott
Quick Question:
How many of you are getting splatoon 2 when it comes out?
I mean, are you still going to do splatoon 1 for a while yet or no?
Nathan Thomas
I'll do both I'm getting my switch between May and June
Juan Williams
I will no doubt get it, just maybe not when the game launches and depending on how the paid online works out, I might end up mostly getting it for single player if online is still giving me disconnects, no way I am paying for a service that dont work.
Carter Moore
I might not be able to get it as soon as it comes out but I'll get it when I can I'm sure we'll still play it if we have enough that don't have 2 in the mumble
Jordan Wright
Looks like the Mumble is back up now but I'm still gonna start setting up a backup just in case
Aaron Baker
I'll likely grab it on release.
David Roberts
Dude, I think I love her. I may be in love, and I know she loves me. Tomorrow I'll go to her apartment again and stay the night. She's teaching me guitar and we've been fucking like rabbits. I haven't played Splatoon for like a week. I'd really like to make her into a gamer, even casual would be good.
I want to buy it on day one and I'm buying it as soon as it comes out unless I can't for whatever reason.
Hudson Clark
I SAID NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE HIPPIE user THAT"S NOT LOVE YOU ARE FELLING THAT"S LUST
Jace Nelson
tfw
Jason Martin
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Jaxson Young
TUMBLRTALE
Luke Davis
Because people can control their feelings?
Xavier Flores
Yes
Jace Howard
This is how a succubus works. You're not doing what you enjoyed and are now doing what she enjoys instead.
Do you throw your garbage into the woods, too?
Leo Scott
what if 90% of this thread didn't even own the game
Parker Thomas
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Thomas Thompson
Bump
Sebastian Johnson
woomy
Josiah Scott
Okay so maybe I am being a slowpoke, but I went back to watch the Splatoon 2 trailer and I noticed this. Does it look like Marie is standing at a grave/funeral/ in mourning? Is Callie fucking dead?
Adam Johnson
probably not
Mason Phillips
Hopefully Callie realized that she wasn't wanted anymore after the world declared her worst sister and Callie fags followed her to hell
Liam Ramirez
Thanks Hitler.
I took it as more a, "Marie wondering if the last Splatfest between her and her Cousin was such a good idea. She may be wondering what her other half is doing right now and if she can go on."
It looks like she's standing in Octo Valley, I doubt Callie is dead.
Says (You).
William Perry
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Evan Baker
Final bumo
Hunter Ward
What's a bumo?
Owen Young
It's when I misspelled bump and I've just been doing that instead, also seems like 10 posts were deleted
Liam Rodriguez
New Music Sample
Zachary Cruz
Wait heres a better one
Brayden Evans
Bump
Austin Clark
Nice memes
Nolan Bailey
Fucking time zones, can't play with non-Japanese kids lately.
Lucas Richardson
So, let's get a show of (You)s here. How many of ye squids think ye'll be playing Testfire 2: Eelectric Boogaloo this time next month?
Kayden Allen
The Switch looks like trash, so probably not, sadly. I'm going to try playing with you guys more on the weekends leading up to Spla2n's release to make the most of this wonderful game. I still can't believe I've known some of you for like two years. our little group will probably die when the servers get shut down
Carson Turner
fam
Robert Gray
I can't shitpost with you if they take our video games away, fam.
Not me. Sad that I'm going to miss the testfire and the launch experience once again, but I can't justify purchasing a Switch right now. If it's really fresh I might pick one up a few months after Splatoon 2 launches. If it's not significantly improved from the original I will wait a year or two for the inevitable Switch price drop or superior hardware revision.
At least I will get to enjoy another wave of loli doujins.
Luis Rogers
Callie is joining the octolings Marie is upset Captain Cuttlefish has died of old age leaving Marie to her own devices with Judd and the clone as Judd is getting up in years and won't be able to judge Turf Wars
Liam Cook
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Evan Lopez
I loved this doujin so much before it was translated, that I decided I'm going to nofap for a few days and go all out on it.
Ethan Cook
Count me out. Not enough games worth buying a Switch for so far.