would Bruce be a good husband to Zatanna?
Would Bruce be a good husband to Zatanna?
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Jacob Richardson
>>117416294Fuck no, while yes they are cute together batman isn't stable enough for a relationship she's have to use magic to force him to not be autistic for once in his life
Nolan Brown
>>117416294Bruce wouldn’t be a good husband to anyone.
Austin Fisher
>>117416294What would their kids be like?
Justin Campbell
>>117416294Remember that time Zatanna held a performance in Gotham, leading The Joker to slit her throat - an act she only survived because the writers bullshitted up a new ability for her to cast spells by writing them in her own blood? Now imagine that but with his entire rogues gallery once a week every week for a rest of her life. Batman wouldn't want that for her.
Kayden Martinez
>>117416294She's too good for Bruce
Gavin Lopez
Nah bruce is too dower and worldly to get with a magical character. I never got the wonderbat shipping for this reason either. He just needs a normal person who can mother him when his trauma flares. Zee wouldn't want to be around him like that
Brayden Hughes
>>117416294I wish. I like them.
Lincoln Stewart
>>117416423>He just needs a normal person who can mother himhe doesnt need a mother he already has a dead one he needs someone tough enough to kick his shit and and force him to face his shit not to baby him he needs an equal not a doormat
Jaxon Powell
>>117416334This, he's doomed to never hold on to true love, See mask of the phantasm
Leo Jackson
>>117416423Batman's had several "normal girlfriends". Joker stabbed one, Onomatopeia killed the next one, Mad Hatter killed the next one.
Josiah Howard
Selina is the only woman for Bruce because she's the only one capable of putting up with his shit
Nicholas Richardson
>>117416465>>117416547Maybe if he wants to be Batman forever but an equal like batcat is just gonna go wild and fuck off when they get old and bitter and retired. Guy needs someone stabler than him in the end
Xavier Thompson
>>117416580>Maybe if he wants to be Batman foreverSo entirely in character? Bruce will never stop being Batman, regardless if the promise is made in sadness or with hope
Brayden Smith
>>117416547>>117416580I remember when Selina was set to marry him and his entire rogues gallery formed a coalition just to manipulate her into leaving him at the altar. Whatever the woman they're inevitably going to end up being targeted as a way to hurt the Bat.
Blake Ortiz
>>117416649Look it doesn't matter who the hero is or who the spouse they're involved with, the danger will ALWAYS be a thing. It's a storm they're both willing to weather through
Luke Smith
>>117416608yeah exactly. he necessarily is gonna ride it out until it kills him. the tragedy is that it can't, so he's gonna have to get old enough to retire like in beyond
Angel Sullivan
>>117416547Selina is trash because while she does put up with his shit she doesn't push him to be better
Samuel Flores
>>117416712Most people take it as given from the DCAU stance that he refuses romance specifically for this reason, but then again that never stopped him from recruiting Robins.
Carter Collins
>>117416740Not entirely accurate. If she didn't want Bruce to be better, she wouldn't have stayed around this long and preferred the cat/mouse game they had. That, and she wouldn't have changed so much either.Look we get it, we all hate Tom King, but lets not do the kneejerk reaction thinking Selina is the problem.
Jason Hernandez
>hey Mrs. Zatanna, please say "eht rekoj steg depar ot htaed yb sih nwo nemhcneh". you'll be doing this city a huge favor...
John Ross
>>117416423>Nah bruce is too dower and worldly to get with a magical character. I never got the wonderbat shipping for this reason either. He just needs a normal person who can mother him when his trauma flares.I'm not sure I get where you're even coming from. Diana has shown a great understanding and patience of Bruce, and vice versa throughout the years. It's why they were so close pre-new52, and then when they brought back their friendship in Rebirth. Even DC knew they fucked up their friendship so when Rebirth came through, you had a Trinity book, a Brave and Bold series with WW, that Tom King crossover faggotry and such to re-establish that the bond those two shared. If you want someone to mother him, you think a goddess renown for her empathy and compassion can't do it, but some regular chick can keep up with him mentally?
Tyler Hernandez
>>117417303>normal
Jayden James
>>117416460>the face of rejection
Nathaniel Long
Logan Perez
>>117417463I'm too familiar with that sentence and face
Jaxon Collins
>>117417303>It's why they were so close pre-new52no that was because bruce pushed the ship in DCAU. Any ship that gains traction for any retarded reason in an animated/live action medium is pushed into the comics assuming the series didn't tank.
Jaxon Parker
>>117416294>Bruce>being a good husband>to anyone
Matthew Allen
>>117416294If you want your answer just watch batman beyond. Trust me, you'll understand if you do.
Levi Lee
>>117416649whyw as gotham girl helping bane again?
Adam Price
>>117417732Psycho Pirate brainwashed her
Michael Price
>>117416941backwards LOL
Michael Hernandez
>>117416294I have an irrational hatred for blue eyes on Bruce
Lincoln Rodriguez
>>117416827Selina is part of the problem, yes.
Chase Gray
>>117416334>>117417699At least we know he can be a somewhat decent father if that counts for something.
Hudson Cruz
>>117417671>no that was because bruce pushed the ship in DCAUThis is from the 70s. They've been friends for decades.
Christian Bell
>>117417839>somewhat decent father>has let every single kid he’s raised wear tights and fight supervillains
Jeremiah Wood
>>117417866That's a given in cape-comics.
Isaiah Parker
>>117416712>It's a storm they're both willing to weather throughDidn't Selina leave him high and dry?
Justin Williams
>>117417866Batman would've been a model parent in Sparta.
Joseph Rogers
>>117416416Doesn't she fight demons, evil wizards, gods, etc on a daily basis? How dangerous could Batman's rogue gallery really be to her
Jacob Bennett
>>117417936Joker impersonated her childhood friend, shot her in the throat, then locked her in a tank of water to drown/bleed while he electrocuted Batman as he watched. I'd say they'd be pretty darn dangerous.
Dominic Mitchell
>>117417354Why would a normal chick work best though? A normal chick does not have the patience of a benevolent goddess. A normal chick is vulnerable and a very real distraction to the never ending mission of Batman. A normal chick wants normal chick attention unlike a goddess who enjoys gallivanting around the world putting out magical bush fires. Like I don't have anything against him dating anyone really, even Clark or Barbara if he wants, but what about Bruce tells you he needs normal when that rarely ever works without something crazy happening like his character is changed.>>117417671You think they were only friends because the Justice League show? Lol. Then they shouldn't have made an effort to reestablish those two with Rebirth because there was no Batman and Wonder Woman anything in the cartoons in 2016 onward. And yet, DC knew damn well they strained their relationship in the New 52.
Carter Cruz
>>117416294This is the only batship that I like
Josiah Diaz
>>117417866Bruce is doing his best, it's not like he ever had a decent father figure
Jaxson Lewis
BATMAN IS FOR JOHN CONSTANTINE, YOU PUSSIES!
Chase Edwards
>yssup eht em wohs
Jonathan Brown
>>117416294>Paul Dini married the real life equivalent of her
Matthew Ward
>>117417983To be fair Batman told her not to use magic and she complied to regain his trust.
Liam Scott
>>117418082That's a shit ship bro
Grayson Price
>>117418082This. Batman needs to have nasty angry sex in dirty alleyways and hardcore BDSM sessions in sex dungeons.None of this flowery bullshit.>>117418157Shut up.
Jaxon King
>>117418087youtube.com
Chase Baker
>>117418174>ywn have a milfgician to disappear your cock into
Brandon Davis
>>117416294Anyone but Selina is retarded and just people self inserting as the bat
Gabriel Morgan
>>117416460And they also look awesome.
Christian Stewart
>>117418154I think it was more the fact she didn't expect her childhood friend to draw a gun on her before she was rendered mute. Zatanna's strong, but she's not fast and she's not bulletproof either.
Evan Garcia
>>117418235Selinafags are the worst self-inserters there are.
Nathaniel Diaz
>>117418035Bruce needs someone who can relate to him and his problems. What does Diana know about loss, or having physical limits, or getting old?
Cooper Harris
Bruce is for Justice
Gabriel Hall
>>117418264>What does Diana know about loss, or having physical limits, or getting old?How many friends have she seen die? How many times have she lost her powers? How many people have she seen get old?
David Wilson
>>117418279OTP
Lincoln Parker
>>117418279>>117418300Bruce is for PAIN, GRIEF, MISERY.
Michael Sullivan
>>117418290I dunno dude you tell me
James Thompson
>>117418082
Jonathan Flores
>>117418171>>117418082Go back to bed Brian Azzarello and take your Amazon rapists with you.
Grayson King
>>117418230fugg
Elijah Flores
>>117418395No.
Andrew Taylor
>>117418401I don't normally use this language, but that right there is a Cutie Patootie
Dominic Parker
>>117416423>>117417303So you guys want Bruce to get a Manic Pixie dreamgirl?
Aiden Carter
>>117418513Selina is the Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
William Hughes
>>117418529She's not trying to fix him or be his savior tho, she's just enables him or puts up with him and acts like trash.
Jacob Evans
>>117418513I want Bruce to be sad and alone, driving away all his family and friends so that in his dying moments only his enemies are there to accompany him
Nicholas White
>>117418545>She's not trying to fix him or be his savior thoThat's all she does. She always complain about him being Batman and trying to get him to give up the cowl to go live large with her in some fairway country. She does it in comics, cartoons, movies, games.
Kevin Lee
>>117418264She knows pain and loss. She doesn't have to know every last thing first hand because the most important part is that she's patient and empathetic towards him and others, even beyond reason at times (see: Cheetah and her).That's how she knows Bruce. But really she wouldn't ask him to leave Batman behind. She's not forcing him to fix himself and move on, she has great compassion for a man so haunted by his past. Hell she understands his mission more than the rest because Wonder Woman at her peak is also a woman on a lifelong mission that she might not ever complete.
Nathaniel Jones
>friendzoned by Batman>Constantine cucks her with anything that movesWhy is Zatanna so unlucky?
Elijah Wilson
Andrea Beaumont is by far the love interest that I've liked the most in the DCAU and the one person who could have made Bruce happy. But in the end she was too much like him in what drove her to be the Phantasm with the exception that she had no problems about crossing the line.She's also the one woman who turned him down, and even in the Batman Beyond comic he still wanted to be with her.I'm upset at the fact that King is going to destroy her for BATCATBATCAT can we Batshippers agree that King and BATCATBATCAT are trash?
Kayden Smith
>>117418649>I'm upset at the fact that King is going to destroy her for BATCATBATCAT can we Batshippers agree that King and BATCATBATCAT are trash?We've agreed about that since the bullshit started.
Christopher Peterson
>>117418593Yeah but that's her being selfish and wanting him to be more like her not her trying to help him or accomodating herself for him.
Connor Davis
Jaxson Jones
>>117418513Manic Piexie dreams aren't motherly
Alexander Scott
>>117418618At least she married Paul Dini?
Nicholas Gonzalez
>>117416294Superman would be better
Jack Ramirez
>>117418087You can be based. But you can never be "Magick your magical waifu and marry her" based. Like Paul Dini. How does he do it, lads? Is he hung like a horse or something?
Parker Rodriguez
>>117418706They 100% look like they met at a renaissance festival
Brody Cruz
>>117418692based post>>117418706damn she's stacked
Jose Hill
>>117418706Holy tits
Brody Taylor
>>117418279Bruce is for Clark.
Jackson Green
I kinda like Batman/Zatanna Zatara, but the way i see it there's no happy ending for either of them. Both characters are at their best when they're fucking things up and grieving about past mistakes and tragedies.It'd be fun to see them trying to be a couple only to realize that they're too damaged and messy to ever be that "someone" to either of them. If there is indeed that certain "someone".
Liam King
>>117418783>>117418279He is for Nightwing
Benjamin Scott
>>117418279>Bruce is for JusticeHe met the Lady Justice and she thanked him for his work. But he was busy rescuing Diana.
Mason Moore
>>117418783>>117418844Fuck off
Andrew Campbell
>>117418513how do you get "manic pixie dream girl" from "normal person"? bruce was totally game for giving up the whole crimefighting idea with andrea beaumont and she was in every way an entirely normal peer of his. that is what I think his best match would be.>>117418611diana is an immortal demigod and will maintain her youthful vigor long past bruce's death. the final answer to this topic is no
Grayson Garcia
>>117419107Andrea Beaumont isn't a recurring character in canon, retard, nor would she be a good addition because that'd require a total retcon of Bruce's past
Jace Sanchez
>all his kids have normal relationships>he can'tBruce's life is pain
Xavier Ortiz
>>117416420She really isn't. I love Zee, but in her own ways she as much human garbage as Constantine.
Carter Gutierrez
>>117419168you're a little slow with reading comprehension aren't you
Brody Clark
>>117419227Surely you aren't implying DCAU Bruce acts like canon Bruce, despite the fact canon Bruce has had multiple civilian love interests and continued his crusade nonetheless?
Ian Morales
Bruce is destined to die alone.Zatanna gets Paul Dini.
Aaron Hughes
>>117419107>diana is an immortal demigod and will maintain her youthful vigor long past bruce's death. the final answer to this topic is noThat's tragic and thus kino.
Julian Taylor
>>117419107>the final answer to this topic is noExcept it's not, retard. Clearly you don't get her level of empathy, love and compassion towards others if that's your answer.
Tyler Green
>>117416294I can dig it
Aaron Nguyen
>>117419258>Zatanna gets Paul Dini.youtu.be
Aiden Perry
>>117419173>he can'tI'm fairly sure it's more that he doesn't want to because actually being happy and committing to a happy married life would mean letting go of his past and anger and would kinda break his whole persona. It's kinda like sunk cost, he's already given so much to the batman life that backing down from it for real, even for a bit, isn't an option nor is it a lifestyle he can really believe in. He's spend every moment waiting for it to be ruined instead of just enjoying it.
Brody Miller
Tyler Rodriguez
>>117419333Or in the case of Generations, they both become immortals and are together for a Century until Diana gets bored and goes back to Themyscira and Bruce gets with Clark's eternal loli grandaughter.
Adrian Gomez
>>117418706He knew what he wanted, found it, and made her love him.
Noah Sanders
>>117416294"eb a doog dnabsuh"
Lucas Phillips
>>117419844Something something 'Bruce triggers a hidden personality to go back to normal'.
Christopher Cook
>>117419333That's cool and all but let's be real, DC will let Bruce be Batman forever if they must anyways - forever and ever if it came to it. Like we tried the whole "Batman and Robin are forever," here's Dick the heir, and then it was all undone because Bruce is forever the night, he'll never surrender the cowl and he's so crazy he might even clone himself and transplant his memory to be Batman to continue his crusade. That's where we are with him as a character.
Nathaniel Hall
>>117419844impossible problems require magical solutions
Christian Smith
Didn't know Paul Dini was on here
Justin Hall
>>117416294I'd like to see it.
Jeremiah Gray
>>117418082Bruce doesn’t need a bi slut
Lucas Fisher
>>117419953No shit, these character won't have an ending an ending unless it's an Elseworld or an "official ending" for a previous continuity. But people can still choose and speculate.
Zachary Bennett
>>117418783Clark only loves Bruce like a bro and only has eyes for Lois. Dunno about Bruce he's always been weird about Clark.
Luis Gomez
Luke Ramirez
>>117420501So we all agree she's the hottest girl in comics, right?
Jace Murphy
>>117420585second hottest behind Power Girl but ahead of Black Canary and Wonder Woman
Jeremiah Sullivan
>>117420585>>117420629Yup as far as DC goes, It's like a Zatanna, Dinah and PG that get my dick hardest. Just off the top of my head.
Matthew Reyes
>>117420731>Zatanna, Dinah and PG that get my dick hardestMy nigga
Robert Ross
>>117420731insanely based
John King
>>117417908They're fine now
Josiah Green
>>117418982You know I once tried to request Batman and Justice shipping art in the drawthread before and got ZERO takers.
Carter Martinez
>>117418279Perfect then
Connor Cook
Owen Brooks
>>117416294didn't zatanna mindfuck him really hard one time?
Eli Walker
>>117420922Threesome it is.
Bentley Edwards
>>117420951>Dr. ThirteenReally?
Austin Morales
>>117418982Wish that episode would have ended with Bruce fucking pigDiana
Hunter Parker
>>117421190He's the guy she's dating at the start of Seven Soldiers and then burns to death immediately
Jackson Barnes
>>117421226prior to the burning
Kevin Russell
>>117421261and a year or two later Giffen made a joke about it
Elijah Murphy
>>117421226>>117421261I know he's Traci 13's dad but I didn't know he dated Zatanna nor that he was burned to death.>>117421286Oooh
Sebastian Cruz
>>117422057I would have to read the entire thing again, but I think he was alive again by the end of Seven Soldiers.Either way, he and Traci were so rarely used that it almost didn't matter.Come to think of it, he also burned himself in that Azz backups story
Nolan Sanders
>>117418706i mean at first he got his head bashed in
Daniel Rodriguez
>>117422442Holy shit!
Chase Watson
>>117422651Great fucking book too.Also has the outline for a tossed out idea for an episode of BTAS with Morpheus and Death.