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Hi guys I'm new

Meme magic best magic.
Even better than explosion magic.

DEPENDS

Disgusting treachery. nearly 3000 detained
cowards

Yep you fit right in, welcome

Oh, sorry for not replying to thing.
Yeah, you have no idea how lewd this shit gets.

There is even holding hands

Enjoy your stay forever.

Hail lord Satan

on?

uuuuuugh

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Are you a boy... or are you a girl?

I thought you didn't smoke..

It's fine if it's in a game.
Besides I need all I can get.

I'm an herbalist, yo.

I bet my boss here could get me a good deal on a party room at a restaurant by the lake. It's got such a beautiful view.

Also, I've been ignoring the news. What exactly happened in Turkey?

Lol what?

isn't that illegal in none hippy countries?
or is it a hippy game?

shhhhhhhh.
im pure

holy shit

if it just traps as in male yes

An attempted coup by a part of the army disloyal to the president.
200 or so dead, 3,000 soldiers who were in on the coupa nd their leaders have been detainedand await purging.

The parliament and several other buildings have been bombed.

You should ask, every little helps and if it would be an amazing venue, go for it.
Surprise cake!!!!!!

archives you're fired.

So, where ya at now?

Did someone say smug?

who is user, user?

wait
I thought all traps were male

Dat dank herb is my livelihood.
That jew book is only incidentally a jew book.
It makes my magic better.

The dragons are all just statuettes that I don't really need and have no reason to use, and nowhere else to stick.
Except maybe the bank, I should stick them in the bank.

It's all medicinal, man.

depends of your definition of trap?

WE SMUG NOW

are pot smokers patients on scripts?

what is yours?!

Do we know why they coup'd?

Now I'm thinking stripper cake...

At my weekend jerb. I mean job. It's been pretty slow. What're you up to?

excluding trannys who are straight

Oh, no days off from that?
Slow day, playin' games.
Party tomorrow. The postponed one.

this is soooo confusing

iTS BELIEVED TO REMOVE ERDOGAN FROM PRESIDENCY AS THEY BELIEVE HE IS TOO ISLAM ORIENTATED... LIKE BRINING ISLAM AND STATE INTO ONE WHICH THEY HAVE AN ISSUE WITH
MIGHT ALSO JUST BE A GRUDGE.

i knnnnow right

ooops caps

oh jesus christ its another /lewd/ refugee

My pot can help one recover from physical stress,
help recover mental fatigue, improve health, and even recover injuries.

Depending on which of my dank herb I use.

Nope. I missed the past two weeks, so I needed to come in and help out. Expecting a big turnout for this party?

Well, I like their secular bent. But I guess there's some catch. Always is.

shhhhhhhhhhhh.

M-medic!

lol ur bent :3

Ahh, alright.
About 7 friends?

GET OUT OF HERE MOE

You'll be fine, just walk it off

fix it for me

I will not be fooled for your commercials!
i aint no vape naysh

I already know the answer, and I don't know why I'm asking, but anyone who plays and isn't a scrub wanna do Ghosts of Parth adv for daily?

No, it's true.
Hear, listen to some of the testimonies of our valued customers.

.>>1173738
not even moe you cuck

h o w ?

I'm all ears

NICE LINKING SHITLORD

Never a new person

Always from /lewd/

;~;

*anime noises*

hi im new

who except me was truly new

a cool animation

baka

HOLY FUCKING Holla Forums YOUR FUCKING BORED KEEPS BREAKING

takes too long

Get bent!

Nice. Small and cozy. :3
I always like those better than huge parties.

bribe my janitor into thinking I learned it

Who is the new autist?

That's not even a noise. I was thinking like kyaa!! or Aaahn~!

These HDT cloaks tho hnnng

Cookie

Scoot

I have to go for now. I'll bother you guys later!

Stop posting and play you butt

:D so, whats the plan this evening hunbun?

later potater gator

will do :3

not me

me

I don't actually know any of them.
I don't do business face to face.

did you just come on to me?!
I'll cry

I'll play you in a sec

so why do japs hate white people but draw them anyway?

Yush, it's always like this.
Only close friends

YES PLEASE

i was truly new

you dont have to like something to be fascinated by it

like anthropologists and abbos

you're the best!

let's form a secret pact

you have minions?!

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united arab league

im game

tp told me that the sexual abuse fish heard was actually just kinky shit you and scarlet were doing

truth?

i am nobody

Thank god baka doesn't post anymore.

I will neither confirm nor deny this

kill yourself

which of course means tp's right
dank

Back, stressed from trying to set up an ancient wii.

Fucking motion bar looks like shit.

baka is annoying

ali is a whore tbh

Do you miss your boyfriend?

Sorry I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

I miss Baka only for the cute smug little shit he posted as. That was a real anime qt.

assemble the holy league

we'll conquer the lesser ones in no time

aren't we all?

excuse me, I prefer to be called a slut

same

no
i just said you should kill yourself

we all just dust in the wind of time

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is that what's happening
i wonder if he subjected himself to being friends with desu just for it

all according to keikaku

(translators note: keikaku means plan)

I hire people to sell for me.

that image didnt need to be posted twice

Add me to the list.
I'm still livid, plus with broken wii I have to explain why it's broken.

You didn't need to post game spoilers
But you did

i dont care!

-smells-

Cool

ok

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I think the translators are kinda super much not cool

it's fun though.

hire me please

i didnt mean to
it just happened

Oh God the posting errors are back

can we survive another season of slow posting?

if this keeps up i swear to god

i guess, im bored being a user

its only this bored tbh

Baby

still? as if posting here wasn't suffering enough.

Overwatch is filled with retards still, don't worry guys.

can confirm.

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Aren't you that one asshole from /lewd/?

que

nope

you like a good old 21 huh

huh?

he must mean the small club like melee weapon.

What about it? Haven't been in it all day, was playing video games.

21. Blackjack. The name of the game you're named after. It's first grade.

Oh boy, that's a relief. I was worried I'd get #triggered again and some slimy faggots would laugh about it behind my back because "hehe, people from animus are garbage anyway, so you're allowed to insult them without provocation and become a master baiter"

ha get a load of the guy with feelings

I can't hire you to sit in town selling pot all day, that's no fun.
I'd rather take you on adventures with me.
Scouring the lands to find the dankest herb possible.

oh it also a Russian strategic bomber

Despite my best efforts.

so what you're saying is that it's bad when I do that?

It is, but I don't think you'd stop.

oh my still buthurt about my shitposting

blackjack will get the cream

you always have to be different, don't you.

yeah. that's what alcohol is for I guess.

You have a weird idea of how people come onto others!

Here.

Use this the next time the need arises.

And stop being an asshole.

It dropped my FUCKING IMAGE

What's that supposed to mean?

n-nothing, don't be rude

morgenster!

oh yes please. I require little fee

they call it the white swan in russian

Grimmy..?

speak in english, punk. and drink with me.

no matter how hard I try I can't seem to avoid learning new things and it's infuriating.

then how bout we drop it

i didn't come here to be rude

Different one

I just saw Lenko post one of my pictures and got so confused.

You'd already be getting a share of the loot.

I am qualified!

ik drink wel een beetje

IM SORRY ;_;

k

No beef.

For what?

this fucking rain

I save tasteful images.

HMM? also I'm compelled to ask why you added me on fb, no real reason just curios is all

veel drinken

you'd better be.

state your business!

like booty?

some important things

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Oh its that shitposting guy

There's no taking you off the warpath.

And I just felt like it. I don't use facebook much, but if I'm willing to add relative strangers I can add internet dweebs too.

You too? It's been thundering for quite a while now and I can't go out to drive. ;w;

streams in the roads

Fair enough.

I have no words to respond to this.
Take this instead.

you have good taste fam

Yeah. Also I got the tendies

that was simple. i like that :p

uggggggu

to chill

indeed

I love it when Holla Forums shits itself

I don't know you that well. I can't just outright decide I hate you.

Lenko your nose is worse than mine. I am so sorry

Well I suppose I can be a bit stubborn at times. And AWWWWWWW, so you do think of me.

So the girl initiates the conversation with me and asks how I am and what my favorite color is. What am I supposed to think about this?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

You have a nice name fam.

Same. It's the best.

7/11 grillers are the best

3 grillers+ a big gulp=$4.30

THE FUCKIN BEST

nothing

I don't really care, especially more so when people tell me I'm attractive. *shrug*

mami

I don't want to know you

can you imagine trying to live with such a huge distraction infront of you 24/7?

dont hurt me

im great person turst me TRUST IN THE CULT OF BLACKJACK

let's play rustu

I just got 20 nuggets from BK for $2.50 get rekt

After many hours, got through first puzzle in 999.
God I'm retarded. But at least I know what a digital root means now~

aww ty

hi kitten

really rumbles the jiblets

I'll be patient and not say anything dumb then.

just don't fall in love with me.

good work. they just get harder.

gib mamimi folder plox
why are you posting with my name?

Isn't it, though?

I responsed your email by the way.

just stop trying so hard lol

Now I have a hankering for Kool-Aid. Or maybe even REAL juice.

it's always polite to send a thank you note after getting a dick pic.

sorry had to walk the doggo

hoe ken je deze taal?!

big rewards huh..

that's fantastic

his whole personality is based on trying too hard

so our dancing together meant nothing ?

Like mine is pretty big and I have gotten it broken a couple of times, but its not fucking insane like his. Literally can't see his other facial features

That one too.

But a qt3.14 hit me up instead of me initiating. This is clearly a sign of interest.

you can walk me bby

alison, how is sara?

it's weird to see such an unsuccessful jew

Lenko is a try hard manlet

NOOOOOOOoooooo!
That took me two hours and kept getting distracted!

DID SOMEONE SAY CULT?!
JOINJOINJOINRITUALMEATGIVEMEYOURDEEPLOVEYESYESYES

I just used google translate.

Indulge me~

i wont heheh im taken

im guessing you me blood? not mine please

i am fantastic

All attachments auto-filter to delete.
I couldn't even look if I wanted to.

I guess so~

This is probably my favourite.

Post doge

I was thinking more like orange juice.

i think he legitimately filters everyone who makes fun of him

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thats her name dawg

It meant something >

How many niggas you got filtered?

Moe Blackjack, End my Misery

rin is so cute when he gets all lewd and shit...

If you say he's cute, he's cute

Go with grapefruit.

And giving you my folder that I took ages to make meant nothing either ?!

better buckle down then. you'll enjoy them though. stick with it!

thank goodness. we really dodged a bullet here.

so you keep saying.

bard

filtering is a really autistic sissy thing to do
i only filter people when theyre just too annoying to want to read
so just bloodchan

Coup was over just as it started.
Poor bastard, he got blanked by so many countries.

I could see why. That underboob though.

oh? another trap from the rape house ui lives in?

If this is a legitimate suggestion I am disgusted with you.

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You smell nice

speaking of lewd... a thing happened

8ch.net/lewd/res/275875.html#276209

truth...

ill get the collar

godamn cheatin'
thats not how momma raised you

huh how

do you have a statue?

..y-you're doing the thought game

in a bit, gotta get a pic

Ui's Pedo Trap Dungeon

It's the manlier version of oranges.

It's full of sociopaths

Why would you subject yourself to this?

It's stolen
Just like all your images..

you don't know that for sure.

Fabulous, darling
Annd yourself?

I would have sci filtered but he always avoids
bc isnt that bad imo

...i dont mind it lol

thats my gf

and we dont live in that state anymore

now that you're here? doing about as well as I can without alcohol.

I've never tasted piss.

But I imagine it tastes like grapefruit.

sci really harshed the tinychat mellow last night

oh ok the Tropicana then?

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

we did phew

a giant one in the name of me defeating the french at waterloo

I don't see anything happening.

here you go murder

after he was rained

I made my own touhou tolders and kiniro mosaic...

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You won't know for sure until we go on those adventures.

Weird... Why aren't you there then?

you put sugar on your grapefruit and you call it manly?

Asleep after
Awake before
Feeling hungover?
it's still a lil early in the day but eh
It is the weekend

okay

no hangover. I smoked some weed too and it made me super thirsty so I drank a ton of water. I haven't started drinking yet, but it's getting harder and harder to find a reason not to start.

I know all actually

you're willem??

my desires are going crazy

Tastes like cabbage water.

Don't ask how I know this.

that statement seems highly suspect.

BLACK'D

How ya doing blacky

bruh right
I was busy talking about tp fucking dogs and he's all over there like
LMAO CHILD PORN

i only have like 30 of them fam

I need to procure more

saras doing good

shes waiting to play in the new civcraft server when it first goes online in the next couple hours which im kinda excited for too

cool

i can help you guys decide this : )
You can drink mine

Nah. I usually just peel them then removed the skin from around the flesh of them so it's nothing but the little pockets of juice and eat them that way.

Guten nacht gang

That's some new kind of autism

Starting out a day the best way, I think I'll join
Going to be running to work here in about 15 myself so I guess that's All in my way

It's 5 o clock on the east coast you know

Lewd.

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Someone else seems highly suspect.

i was a British general

fine, i guess

that's how a crazy person does things.

you work on saturday? bard, how can you leave me alone with these people.

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You Kind of wonder how far down the spiral of autism they're at.
Is this the point where they think they're actually an anime?

let me know when you do

whats that mean

h-he's super whtie

you did this to meeeeee

but the monument isn't

Are you the guy who only plays Hanzo and Junkrat?

Crazy people just would eat the rind.

Cute! Needs a haircut though

I'm a good boy but
a bad bad man

never been to it, i think its a Prussian general tho?

junkrat is my best character but I play around with almost all of them. I switch to hanzo when I'm pretty sure the game is a losing one so I can just spam arrows and have some fun.

fair point.

must be why I'm so attracted to you

you seem llke someone bitter and resentful enough to enjoy grapefruit

So do something about it.

Everything here is an anime

Bad people need to be punished.

Now, I am become anime, the destroyer of lives.

I like grapefruit. so it fits.

What does personality have to do with eating a fruit?
Or do only "bitter and resentful" people drink their coffee black as well?

...i like my coffee like i like my women

dark and bitter

Wish I could say so but uh
when i was a out 15 years old I ingested magnets

I guess you've just got that magnetic personality

my PUNISHMENT is having to LIVE DAY AFTER DAY!!!!!!! in this MESS WE CALL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBVIOUSLY

I don't eat anything but chocolate and Creme Brulee
Cause Im a sweetheart

people groom their dogs?

no no dutch

a-are you suggesting.. wow

I also like my coffee like I like my women.

with a penis.

what the...

add me

Nezumi#1121

I don't even know how magnets work. I tried to ask my friends, a posse of clowns who were mentally disturbed, but they were also perplexed.

TP is a proffesional dog groomer

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With that I gottta rolll

demanding. rude. fine.

WHOOOP WHOP WIKKED KLOWN

Double espressos of the darkest roasts are the best form of coffee.

;-;
That makes me sad, but happy, knowing I get to witness your existence... or something.

Is it normal to have fleeting suicidal thoughts?

I like my coffee like I like my women.
Ignored till cold.

Noted.

Don't you play with zoe?

nice

ooooh sorry

coffee isn't even strong enough for me anymore. I just eat a handful of dirt and wash it down with boiling water.

same

You're wrong.

I only know one zoe and I haven't spoken with them in weeks.

I'm pretty sure you just wake up, open a jar of pickled semen and guzzle it by the gallons.

you're usually better than this. that one was weak.

now I want pickles.

Its the one thats a guy right?

"pickles"

wowsers
later

by general bayonet

on what?!

the zoe I know is a guy, yes.

I really like pickles.

shit. bye bard, I didn't even notice.

Whatever you thought I was suggesting.

Because I'm not a sociopath

-sniff sniff-
dump your zero and get with a hero

Its the same one then I bet.

I want to cum inside BC.

what are you suggesting

bleh work... k bai

Just go to your boyfriend and use the cheesiest possible dialogue.

it's possible. the communities I know of are highly incestuous. everyone knows everyone is from everywhere.

you're significantly more dense than I thought.

Second attempt at coup when

I'll take it as a compliment.

Nothing.

i just got a buzz about someone saying zoe

im out see ya

in another 20 years

Where's sabs? I think we should run a train on Sabrina.

Dutch coup when?

and now is the time for alcohol.

By then we'll all be ISIS territory.

I prefer my own interpretation

buhbai

The only communities I know about are this and the ponies.

I said it

Why, it's already perfect here!

but they're losing

That's why you were wrong, though.
You thought I was suggesting something, when I was in fact suggesting nothing.

that was just a joke btw i dont get buzzed for that... really should clear that up

those were the big ones. the fur threads, especially g fur, also have their share of people. some from both other communities.

It's a den of homosexuals and freaks.

waoh I'm never wrong

Oh thats a good thing I guess.

Local and Prof would be the furries I remember the most.

Oh and I guess indigo