4 AM

oh and how you doin fam?

Was it as good as it sounds?

Baldur's Gates, planesalce and Satellite Reign

it's super good every time I have it and it's a high test meal so I feel awesome after eating it

VIDEO GAMES :D

How is that?

Ay yo monica how that toilet be sittin?

You can't take your eyes off me

Let's homosexually isometrically

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

Practice makes perfect. How's it hangin'?

doin bretty gud feelin da burn sumn fierce tonight feel good monica

SPECIALLY IN DA SAC
jus playan tho fam idk fr fr

it seat 5 tbh

shieeeeet u kno i nigga pakn twelve n sum change monica shieeeeeeeeeet

Hey everyone

Where do you go trucking

play anything good lately?

fucking good that's why I keep recomending that dish
and my local grocery outlet keeps selling them for like half price so I keep getting it

Sup fags how was your day
beat first dungeon in persona 2. I want blue hair asshole to die already

Diablo 2

I don't care if he's fast in bed, because I'm not gay.

Now wait one second you might think that 4am is not videogames but that is indeed not the truth seeing as 4am is centred around the character of Stu who is from Rugrats a series with many video games such as the following Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt for Nintendo 64; Rugrats: Search for Reptar and Rugrats: Studio Tour for PlayStation, Rugrats: Totally Angelica for the PlayStation and Game Boy Color; Rugrats: Time Travelers and The Rugrats Movie for Game Boy Color; Rugrats in Paris: The Movie for Nintendo 64, PlayStation, Game Boy Color, and PC CD Rom; Rugrats: Royal Ransom for PlayStation 2 and Nintendo GameCube; Rugrats: Totally Angelica Boredom Busters, All Growed Up, Rugrats Activity Challenge, Rugrats Adventure Game, Rugrats Munchin Land, and The Rugrats Mystery Adventures for PC CD Rom; Rugrats Go Wild for PC CD Rom and Game Boy Advance; Rugrats: I Gotta Go Party, Rugrats: Castle Capers, and All Grown Up!: Express Yourself for Game Boy Advance; and Rugrats Food Fight for Mobile phone. Tommy and Angelica appear as guest characters in Rocket Power: Team Rocket Rescue. They appear again as playable characters in Nickelodeon Party Blast and Nicktoons Racing. Tommy later appears in Nicktoons Basketball in his All Grown Up! form. Rugrats characters make non-playable appearances in Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots and Nicktoons MLB.
With all these games of which is apart of the series Stu is in which is the patron chief of 4am, means that 4am is indeed videogames and unfortunately for you there is nothing you can do about it

eat shit and die

Man my shit tube ain't playin today. Had to take the dog out back 3 fuckin times. Damn like a bullet train nah mean.

Hows your day user?

I'll have to look into that shit. Love me some shrimp. Only seafood I like besides tuna.

hey fam
nowhere in particular man, I just have an old S10 pickup and I though it was leaking washer fluid on top of oil now
some times I take it to the butte to go hiking but I've been rethinking how I do that because I usually wear jeans and that's not really good

FORGOT TO MENTION YAKUZA 0 IS COMING THIS THURSDAY

no u

Ok, did you do anything fun or the same old same old

How has your day been

You will be when im done with you

I'm guessing from the shrimp? Don't know shit about nutrition.

I forgot you guys call Utes Trucks as I thought you were meaning an actual truck

Any cool demons on your team yet?

Where you been user?

Today has been the same as usual so far. Did get a free 10$ for rum and ciggies though. That was sweet.

sup doubles fag, breddy gud, you?

I recommended the rice cooker I use to you when you had that amazon card to burn through
Canned salmon from them is good too, higher protein, the crab is good too but I think i like the shrimp best

PS3 or PS4?

also post cytube

Two guns nigga?

Also, you lazy fuck, the cytube is in the fucking thread.

I've always been here, I just only use that OC when I need to
And here we can't get run and ciggies for less than $60 so good job

Only PS4

Saving up blanks so I can get a judgement one fast. All my demons are near max rank so after this dungeon I should be able to cycle them all out for some new demons

Great, finished all my nightly cleaning so I'm getting paid to sit around and play video games for the next 3 hours

Meant to just say PS4, not just greentext it.

Know what else is coming Thursday?

Think my family has a crap ton of different canned salmon. My dad loves that crap.

And I've got another 100$ in amazon funbux but its going towards waifu merch soon.

God damn. I payed 2$ a pack for these cheap sorta cig sorta cigar shit. And those mini airline bottles of rum for 50c each.

specifically i was referring to muh dik but this also a nigga gotta stay strapped tbh monica.

Really?

protein is good for muscle and test and such but but vegies like Broccoli activate estrogen blockers
not having a bunch of wheat carb shit in your system helps a lot too

what the fuck is a utes

Oh you mean those small bottles
I thought you means 25s of ciggies and a 40 oz/700ml bottle of rum

Guys, what is THE BEST slice of life anime? I want to watch one but dont want to waste my time.

I heard there will be more hilarious screencaps just like with the other yakuza games, that true?

Utes is the plural of Ute, I think it's short for Utility

where?

shaz

thats hillarious, I'm getting paid to shitpost for the next 3 hours

Boku no Pico

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Nichijou my nigga. Tied for runner up are Lucky Star and Azumanga Daioh. 9999th place is k-on.

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I'm not feeding you.

Legend of the Galactic Heroes

you should get that rice cooker/steamer fam
it's fucking great and all you gotta do is put in the right rice and water and cut the ends off a broccoli crown and you got a healthy meal cooking

Yuru Yuri, Yuyushiki, K-ON, Ichigo Mashimaro, Gabriel Drop out if you want something airing for fun threads to shitpost in.

I got about 500ml for 5$ so it ain't that bad.

Fist of da Norf Star or Kimugare Orange Road tbh monica. Oyasumi Punpun too.

Josey Wales had the right idea, who needs multiple mags when you can have multiple guns?

>>>/trash/
your taste is as bad as your relationship to your family you fucking leech

Shit taste! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

Ritsu actually isn't a NEET, he's actually not even from Tennesee
You've been played this whole time

I'd rather get a daki and like 5 figs.

Dude shut up.

google "broccoli blocks estrogen"
"Cruciferous Vegetables. One of the best ways to block estrogen is by eating cruciferous vegetables. This type of food has a high level of phytochemicals and works to block estrogen production. Cruciferous vegetables can be cooked in a number of ways, and some of them, including broccoli and cauliflower, taste good raw."

I was gonna say Azumanga Daioh
but I think DMX is right, never seen Orange Road but it looks good
could have sworn Orange Road wa a romance tho

Daily Lives of Highschool boys is great too

ah
well just because it doesn't run diesel doesn't mean the winch on the front cant haul ass

Great Teacher Onizuka

The perks of grave yard shifts

I haven't had a good meal with broccoli in a while, might have to prep something up later this week now that you mention it. No wonder dad always said "Eat your Broccoli to grow big and strong", I thought that was just because he didn't want to eat his.

Nicotine also works to block estrogens. Or those fake ones in plastic and shit at least I think.

Smoking is good for you!

:^)

Never knew that, I'm surprised Alex doesn't sell Broccoli

you cunt you changed the address

ahhh meng opera neon goys

Oh you weren't here when hobo locked the other channel? Not my fault you don't keep up to date.

Thank you everyone for the suggestions. I wrote them all down and will be checking them out.

Utes can be petrol or diesel
In fact there we had a Ute that is about as fast as BMW M5 if not more so
Rip Holden

Wouldn't be the most shocking thing tbh.

use excel/google sheets to manage dat shit if u ain't got downloaded copies or w/e

it's super good food fam
and great food to NEET to

it's good shit

yeah some /fit/ thread or Holla Forums health/fitness thread shared some useful shit like that
got me motivated to get an all metal steamer and the bonus was the rice
something is fucking wrong with wheat tho

Gonna double down on Yuyushiki. Never had someone tell me they didn't like that one after watching it. Its got a nice little cult following plus an OVA soon.

Have fun user!

RITSU THREADS ARE SUPERIOR

So who's getting this in or around launch day?

this tbh monica

highly doubtful monica

Nigga if I can't microwave it in 5 minutes I ain't eatin it.

t-thanks

dont know alex but you should go for organic if not GMO free at your local market
just rinse that shit off and cut the ends off the crown and toss em in the steamer
goes down easy

sheeeit

remember you asked for slice of life and you got slice of life

How so?

wuz it u dat made eggs in da microwave ritsu or sumn else?

Never again.

I know that damnit
but mine is a little S10 from around 2000 and i love its shit little engine that gets 15MPG

Nah fuck that shit. You can cook those in a skillet in like 2 minutes anyway shiiiiet.

Who the fuck buys consoles on launch?
maybe once you can pirate on it or if by some miracle purse owner 5 is on the switch

this tbh

ritsu fam you will feel comfier when you eat healthier

some shit about causing inflammation
and probably GMOed up

let him have his tenth kidney stone, he just might finally die

Meh. I just eat things that are fast to prepare. I'll eat healthy if theres shit like that around. Been binging on bananas and apples lately cause no prep.

there are microwave cookers for eggs

Shit, well that doesn't sound too bad, at least not to me anyways.

Fuck, didn't realize we were half an hour into the thread. I've been sitting here downloading Pokegirl porn, eating crackers and quoting the plane scene from TDKR to myself under my breath. I should probably reconsider my life choices.

Have you ever stopped and consider that valuing a console more just because you can pirate games on it give you the outward appearance of being pitifully poor with some twisted sense of entitlement?

kek

prep is like 5 minutes ritsu
seriously man, it's half of why I got it

How the fuck does that work. Bet its rubbery anyway.

(checked)
I fucking love Nakayama so much.

And your life sounds comfy enough to me user. Embrace it.

^this

if fucking sucks if your gums get inflamed over your molars and shit man, you don't notice as much on your joints as shit

kek is with you fam
you can do this

what the fuck is this
>>>/anita/

Whatever happened to that AI posting in the thread?

Eh I'll run out of rice then never buy any again though.

It would be more comfy if not for the chronic itchy scalp (too fucking dry in here) and sore neck from the way I slept.

praise be etc

Neat

Which girl?

I thought it meant like heartburn or something. That does sound pretty annoying.

I don't know fam
don't remember

its cheap fam, and tasty with soy sauce

well yeah some gmo shit can cause that
I was surprised when it hit me saturday

Just a bunch of different ones. Trying to stock up on the blonde girl from sun/moon and the chick in the hat from x/y. Just going through and saving the ones I want now.

The Alex I was talking about was Alex Jones

Get you some of that head and shoulders. And a better pillow damn.

Which pokegirls you downloading?

Not big on rice really, always get noodles when at asian places

An anti-gobbledigook board from the looks of things.

dude is fat

still a good steamer fam

Sounds like me
Do you have the whole scene memorised

Noodles are the best

I know but you'd think he'd talk about the estrogen in water and soy

Lillie right?

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Can it make steamed ham?

DAS RYT

Might gorge myself on ramen when I get drunk later. Maybe through in some salmon stuff or something. Could be good.

soy is one of the biggest problems
that shit is high in estrogen and they use it to pad a shitload of foods

yes it can in fact steam meats as well as egies

He's a bit fat in that picture
Mauybe he should trim down, it's good for the enviroment

Maybe if I eat enough I'll become immune? Just have to have it with some broccoli every now and then and I should be good.

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AYY EYE ai

Egies?

Do you mean eggs or eagles

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I ran out of Head & shoulders pretty recently, it's more the furnace and dehumidifier than anything. Not downloading specific girls right now.

No, sometimes I just fucking mutter lines from it to myself. I'm probably autistic.

That sounds right. I'm not very far into it. But man I just want to defile her.

you summoned me for nothing

she's the best

Cern has better waifus.

Eh I do that shit all the time
Do you do anything outside of home
And also the only thing Game freak is good at is pokegrill design

That pic looks like Guy Fueri and The guy from Shawn from the dead

wheat is not an estrogen issue
1. GMOs are mainly roundrup ready, which means they blast that shit with roundup and you eat food full of roundup, that shit is bad for your gut bacteria and brain
2. built in pesticides that blow out insect stomachs and you eat that shit
3. ACTIVATORS which activate genes in plants to make them look more green, they also activate cancer genes

Not often anymore. Laid off work for a while so I barely leave.

Why have a dehumidifier going if its fucking with you?

And I saw some cute yuri pokemon doujin on /a/ earlier. But shit I can't find it now.

Dunno why lillie is so popular. Lana and Wicke are much better imo

cern is shit

get glasses, freak

vegies

I don't need it going anymore but I had it on because of that shitwater problem in my hallway. It's just recent, the itchy scalp. That's all I can figure though.

I have a lot of Lana too.

ain't eazy inventin da internet monica

naw fam steamed hams iz a upstate NY colloquialism monica

eagles' eggse's

So not even to your local tg shop or something

Oh

What about Lillies Mother and that Grass captain

I'm craving some mushrooms like crazy but don't think those would be good steamed.

Wait you are shitwater guy?

Thought you got that taken care of months ago

I don't see what killing injuns has to do with this.

we do not talk to niggers, I'm afraid
having them use the internet was never part of my plan, but they just can't get their dirty hands off of white people's inventions

Oh pssh I'm not too worried about that. The stomach bug thing, sounds nasty as hell.

Even when I am working I barely go out except to work. I like it here, it has all my stuff.
Her too
The brown one? Don't have much fo her.

Fuck no. I tried to get a plumber out here and they're all booked up for months except the one that's feuding with my family. The one I did call just never showed up. There's no water in my hall now because I'm not using my toilet.

I don't think it's a good idea tbh
mycelia does not hold up well

naw naw monica iz like a local slang phrase monica

shouldna made da shit touch screen w/ voice commands n shit monica touugh shit howz hillary tho monica she gud?

is dat monica kurt monica?

yeah lots of bad shit going on with GMOs
cancer aside I hate that they make vegies look greener so it misleads you to buy shit food

I don't want to shill but maybe go to a tg store and start a hobby, or play a sport or something
Do something that gets you forced to interact with people so you don't become hermited

People still have family feuds in current year?

Also do you just shit in the street or something?

Yeah sounds gross. Rather fry that shit up with some onions and a bit of Worcestershire.

Guess I still ain't learned all your hood words tbh

sounds good
my mom sauteed golden shantrels

no

some people's parents aren't as spineless as to let them leech off of them forever, hint hint

So is the shit with GMOs because it's been genetically altered or because it's malicious

I think it's just some random portuguese dude

shieeet monica beta b leanin hoodward w/ a education lyk dat nigga tbh monica dayuuuum son. dis nigga ain't got NO reading comprehension monica fam

iz aight tho

ye ye

What about Bill

genetically modified Organics to sell more and usually it's one of those 3

I've got hobbies, I just didn't want to play games while I was downloading my porn.

Feuds still happen. This one is because the guy who owns the plumbing company and his sister stopped talking to their dad back in the 70s when he married my grandma. Because of that he wrote them out of his will and everything and nobody told them he had died until after the funeral, so they're pretty pissed at us for not inviting them. For context, he died last August. They hadn't talked to him since my dad was a kid.
God, no. I'm not a savage. I shit at one of a few nearby public bathrooms. I piss out my window, and I shower at the gym.

At least it'll "end world hunger," right?

he's been dead inside ever since hillary cut his balls off
roughly right after lewisnky, not because he did it but because it came to light

Colloquialism is a term for a word or a phrase used pretty much exclusively by an area
For example "G'day Mate, how's the Sheila" is a prime example of Australian Colloquialism

Can't be wasting room in my head on that stuff. Gotta save it for anime and games.

Never had before. How are those?

What about Bill

we pay farmers to not grow food to maintain market value of the food

Not surprising, is Jeb the same way

That was a subtle joke and a play on the word colonialism tbh

well it's pacific northwest region mushrooms and they are pretty fucking good on burgers

I mean for niggers in africa and pooloos in india.

DON'T BALEE DEM DUBS
DON'T BALEE DEM DUBS
DON'T BALEE DEM DUBS
DON'T BALEE DEM DUBS
DON'T BALEE DEM DUBS

Hobbies that you do that get you to socialise is what I meant

You're slower in the coco than Yeb and that's quite the feat

Yeb's imagination is dangerous I tell you. His mind made his hobbit of a wife come true, he just might have been using meme magic before anyone ever knew about it.

I do hobbies to avoid socializing. I don't like people.

niggers in africa jsut have more kids when we give them food
also the fact that we give them food destroys local competition and destroys the incentive to grow food locally

That sounds pretty silly but whatever works I guess.

How earthy it taste?

BALEAVE IT

fresh they are great
store em for too long and they get rubbery

I know,

Very interesting, so I'm assuming that he used this meme magic to rig the election against you

Well just go out there, I mean if you become hermitted then you can't get a job as employers don't like people who can't socialise for some reason

hol up is putin left handed or is dat pic flipped?

Is that the same dog Putin used to scare Merkel or was that a black lab
I can't remember

I ain't ever had none of the local shrooms up here, not that I know of at least. I gotta see if some farmers market got that shit. Love eating native stuff to my land.

Just making sure. Don't want people thinking I'm stupid!

He's holding out his right hand

he lucky does not have control of it just yet
but he was the master mind behind Trump's win, not russia
you didn't hear that from me, though

It looks pretty silly.
It gets the job done.

I have a job. They just aren't bringing us in for a couple weeks for some gay reason I don't care enough about to remember.

I wear watches on my right hand even though right handed tbh. Just feels right.

Talking bout his watch fam

What if the reason Jeb manipulated the election is because he held disgust for his family and the actions they have done

well do some research becasue they change by region
red mushrooms with white spots in oregon are death caps and will fucking kill you but I think they are good in japan
do some research

You should get this to cnn right away. They need to recoup their reputation after the pissgate story. Everyones STILL laughing at them!

i kno if dats da same shiba presumably, it scared some jap journos who waz axin about it b/c a diplomat gave putin a shiba years and years ago. dun remember da merkel thing tbh monica.

watch is normally on off hand monica

fo'really?

I hope you are on a 2nd or 3rd floor window while doing this.

I'm definitely not picking anything myself thats for sure.

Yeah. Though I haven't worn a watch in 10 years easy.

mushrooms are a bigtime hobby, you should be able to find bigass books on them

He is not part of the family, m8
they found him in the basement within a pentagram of blood smeared on the floor
they feared his powers so they made him one of them

I'd have better luck leaking it on reddit than that shithole

Nope. My backyard's surrounded by fences, though. If anybody's watching they haven't complained.

I do too (left-handed, though).

Now I'm kinda paranoid because I hear ISIS members do the same thing. Because apparently Muhammad foresaw soldiers in the trenches of the Somme strapping pocket watches to their wrists in WWI and decided it was a good enough idea to canonize in scripture, fuck if I know.

Yeah but if you arent 100% knowing what you are doing its a bit much.

Scary!

Guess they enjoy the show then

pretty much man
but if you get some good edible mushrooms they make great food

Fine with me. The more people who see my penis, the better.

It was years ago but It's on Wikipedia, didn't know about the other incident, seems like it was recent
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koni_(dog)#Russian_foreign_affairs

Like ye olde muhammad 1500 years ago?

Like I said. Would rather pay a middle man to be sure. Or sue if he poisons me

You'll finally be able to say more than just your mom saw it!

I've always wanted to grow mushrooms. There are some cool looking species out there

You'd love my backyard user. Its damp constantly, has moss year round, and grows huge mushrooms constantly during summer. Its comfy as fuck.

I used to spoiler pictures of it on 4chan and put it in unrelated posts. That was pretty funny. Plus there were my exes. Mostly just me looking at it nowadays. Me and the NSA.

kek

red coral is tasty as fuck

that's one weird way to spell "my room"

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Who were you keeping waiting?

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiet monica if I could have moss for carpet I'd be all over that shit like chinks on children.

normalfags know about Pissgate?

It was on the front page of a newspaper up here in canuckistan
Forgot which one though

The Trump "scandal" spammed by all media for like 2 days to smear him? Yeah they do.

But that's the media shilling, people don't listen to the news these days right

Just download a mod that patches that glitch fam.

All the big youtubers are talking about it. Even that frankie guy who talks about the news all the time on youtube. Their incompetency is being shown to everyone. It doesnt help that trump uses twitter and bashes the news for making false stories on them. Theyre like a retarded turtle caught on its back biting a bear. No way it can end well for them.

People want to believe it so they will. This is liberal retard land, after all.

Spider should just wear a mask with his pictures so the mods dont know its him. He could put a kabuki mask on his spiders, or a guy fawkes mask, and it'll probably be okay.

you didn't really think this through

But without identification they cant actually PROVE its him. Plenty of people have more than 1 leg.

Dirty Francis?

I haven't heard Piss Gate reverberated to much, I thought it died quickly like the Rape Alligations

Or a luchadore mask.

what does it matter if it's him?
he'd be fucking with rule 8 regardless

Not sure. Does dirty francis start the video with something like "beautiful bastards" as a hello or some shit? It was that guy. It was in my recommended vids.

That'd work. Especially differently themed masks! Could make it a different theme for each day or each post.

What if every post had a different type of mask? Since the posts are different it wouldn't technically be rule 8 right?

Yeah, it's not avatarfagging if it's a different spider each time, wearing different masks.

works when i post bane DMX tbh i mean bane

i b grown dat san pedro tbh monica

lol merkel scared of dogs.

here's a crazy fucking idea, why not drop the gay spiders altogether?

Probably not, Dirty Francis is a nickname for Filthy Frank

Now now, let's not say something we might regret.

Maybe the reason she wants to flood Germany with Muslims is because Muslims don't like dogs meaning Merkel would be in a country with less dogs

He should probably do that to circumvent the bans then. Rules are made to be exploited after all.
That's pretty sad if true tbh. I'm not very smart.

And now we have previous evidence showing it works! My theory keeps getting more solid.

Oh. Well, whoever he is he had a few million subscribers and exists on youtube. So we know that much at least.

it's weird af iz been gettin warmer after de sun go down.

Probably your heater kicking in?

i dun fuk w/ dat shit on principle as a cost-saving n mental strength measure. as per da teachins of saitama.

i do run pretty hot but naw iz like 20 degress durin the day n iz 40 ryt nao n da sun dun come up till bout 7:15 or so ?

So does anyone know how to convert epub files into pdf files

Fuckin' same.

If its so great, why havent you tried it yet?

He's a gay

Sheeit, don't know what it might be then. Humidity?

Honestly no real clue. I just know it was on the front page of a newspaper, and the owner of my lgs is very "active" in politics and is borderline retarded. he said my opinion didn't matter because I didn't ace a quiz he did on the prestigious political blog women.com

i kno wut dat shit is monica
TRIFLIN'

lgs?

Then he should stop being so gay!

Time for me to head out for today, catch you guys around. Everybody take care.

night fam

Local game store
I (used to) go there to buy plastic soldiers and play with plastic soldiers

I think you just want the extra attention! Like huey.

Hot cocoa and a snug blanket will do that for you!

night fams

nite fam
Dont you get mailmen where you're from?

well just try not to get stabbed by a paki

don't worry I'll stab them back

top kek

Only if it's your dick and it's a kid. Fuck off pedo.

Life's been good today, ate a late christmas cold cut after craving brawn and beetsalad for a week.

Diablo II for reminding me of LANing with my old friends, Path of Exile for solo and online play.