Battleborn

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE LOOKING AT MALFORMED INSULTS TO LIFE ITSELF YOU DISGUSTING SHITLORDS

BEAUTY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
FOUCAULT SAYS SO

A game this shit doesn't deserve to have a qt aristocratic aryan waifu. They probably sullied her with pozzed feminist voicebites to boot.

Even the depraved autistic furries don't see anything fuckable in this game.

Why do women think this is attractive?

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you niggers did a good job at infiltrating this faggot term into Holla Forumsocabulary

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How long until all the copies are thrown in a landfill?

Now that's some impressive levels of sadness. Its okay, shitty games like this deserve to sink like this.

There's an anthro bird and a fucking mushroom, for those really desperate.

Because they are stupid enough to believe makeup companies. The only reason to use it is if you are in a play.

but they don't have genitals

What's the bet it was drawn by someone working at Cuckbox and an act of desperation?

Keep in mind that he posted about it 5 hours after it was created. So you're probably right.

birds

Battleborn characters are gangly, long limbed and ugly. It feels like they were specifically designed to break rule 34

That creature looks like she was modeled off of Wu. Knowing Gearbox I'm sure it's intentional. But I'm split on if it's as a joke or supposed to be endearing

tbf mixing up male and female elves is an honest mistake tbh

I went there, its the same user spamming all the porn.

user, they are the genitals.

I thought exactly the same.

Battleborn was one of the most amusing stillbirths of an AAA title I've seen in ages.

I mean, perhaps barring Daikatana, has there ever been an AAA title that flopped so catastrophically despite of the heavy media advertisement?

pathetic

confirmed

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Because it is. They look fucking weird without it.

Superman 64 or Sonic 2006 maybe

behold, the only not-shit r34
I swear to god I ticked spoiler last time

Superman 64 was not stillborn but an early-stage abortion. Same with Sonic 2006.

Kek'd.

That's all fine and dandy, but unfortunately I don't have a vagina.
Femanon, pls go.

it wasn't even a year ago

that would imply it was alive at some point

files.catbox.moe/i4dlhm.png

What! You don't like your women looking like murderous clowns or drag queens?

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Even their porn is disappointing.

That'd be hilarious if he wasn't a pathetic faggot who needs karma to slap the living frap out of him.

The worst part is that these artists could be working on something better with their talent.

I swear it's literally just one of you faggots using that word to try and make it popular I have never seen people use that word on Holla Forums until the permanent Overwatch threads started happening.

What a time to be alive

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I'm more surprised that not one person mentioned that he followed up with

So clearly he doesnt even like the fact that the porn is basically advertising the game at this point.

It's called memeslingers from reddit pushing shit memes, user.

>>>/SomethingAwful/

Holla Forums has become infested with goons you should know this by now.

I like it.

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its a little too late to try to use porn to get peoples attention, especially when the entire rosters looks like shit

thats slightly clever though

more like break BASIC FUCKING DESIGN RULES. look at any other class/hero based game that doesn't even remotely decent like TF2 or overwatch and one could very quickly identify every character in it, and know or have a very good guess as to what those characters do. no one would ever know what the fuck most of the characters in battlebortion do because the designs are so fucking erratic and amateur

I'm not ENTIRELY sure what those numbers imply, but I'm guessing you mean shills.

You seem upset that a term gays came up with for being infected with aids and the fetish they have of it was turned into a term for being disgusting.

But that's a fetish

I agree with you on TF2 but i have no freaking idea when it comes to Ovenwatch and which class each character its supposed to be.

Nah. Eyeliner is more necessary. Eyeshadow just looks kinda weird a lot of the time.

Nothing to do with Overwatch
This shit was in used by small circles and got adopted by redditors from goons.
Now its made its way to Holla Forums and those retards are bringing it here.

I mean the posters that left for the election and have only now come back after the Switch event.
Holla Forums got like 200 new IPs as Holla Forums got a fewer hundred in a day.

Because heterosexual men like it.

Nobody but you seems to give a shit.

I kind of want to suck that big fat bird dick and feel him pump a nice creamy load down my slutty throat. No homo.

Imagine being so desperate to sell your video game that you link to low-usercount subreddits posting poorly drawn pornography of your characters

your turn

i;e those people that only use imageboards to shitpost when something big happens. great.

No I'm upset it's only used to describe "hurr things I dun like" here.

I give a shit, goon.

I'm not a goon just because i disagree with you, sperglord.

I can't wait for the breathless coverage from game journos who were shocked and dismayed that Yoko Taro wanted a weekly .zip of 2B porn because he couldn't track it all down.

You're a goon because you're vehemently disagreeing with him on something that should have no impact on you if it's as stupid as you say it is.

back to your little baby jerk session on 7chan

what

Let it be known that I ordinarily support discourse as a way of life on Holla Forums, except there's no actual discourse this time.

He said "Holla Forums retards" implying that he doesn't like Holla Forums, the same people that like to call everyone who disagrees with them a jew/kike, yet he is doing the same thing by calling everyone a goon.
Wut

it was a joke

Wait, wasn't it "active USERS" before? The numbers were also much much smaller. Holla Forums had something around 300 users.

Are they trying to make it look like there's more users than there actually are or something?

well why didn't you say so in the first place
how very un goon-like of you

that seems like a pretty good bet

It's a more accurate reflection of what the UID count is. Same metric it's always used.

Reminder that an indie ASSFAGGOTS from a few years ago still has more players than stillborn. Hell, even Evolve has more players.

there are a couple in overwatch i wouldn't be able to guess at a glance, but i played it and i will give the game credit that all the characters in it are easy to identify and all use unique sounds for their weapons and movement so you can even figure out who's coming towards you if you don't see them

fuck

1.Not an argument
2 You don't speak for anyone but yourself goon

DESPERATE

Pretty much
Were you not here during the Switch event?
The decline in quality was astounding
Everything from cuckchan template crossposts to politics derails and facebook frog posting everywhere, Mark beinv away at the event surely helped and its been pretty calm now but goddamn was that bad.

Good god you're a retard, it's like lurkers don't even exist.

Nice try Overcuck

No

I posted my argument here, goonshillkike

Explain, then. Because I'm not sure what you're even on about.

That inflated number includes "lurkers", meaning people who browse but don't post.

Yeah, I just realized I was probably confusing it with posts per hour. My bad.

multiple people on certain networks can share the same IP

he probably commissioned this shit as some last effort at guerrilla marketing, how pitiful

Nice rethoric goon, I'll be sure to make Guac out of you and give it to the starving spics on the other side of the wall when the time comes.

the skins don't change the characters silhouette as much as TF2 hats did.

and don't think i'm defending or promoting the game for explaining how aspects of it function.

That's not what i said at all, can you read?

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I was not. And now I'm glad.
It seems I was just in time once again

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You've got the GRIDS, son.

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but I do.

Why is the nigger wearing shorts in the bathtub?

Blizzcuck please even the cocksucking faggots who play this trash complain about it.

>>>/SomethingAwful/
Pozzed is an SA term always has been and I still remember them throwing it around from the days they would come to raid the board or defend Allison Rape
Stop trying to subvert the reason why I'm calling you a goon you fucking goon

What?

twitter.com/PorygonNews/status/821189858580398080
twitter.com/porygonnews/status/736678439327928320
archive.is/ehOok
archive.is/XqYWv

DESPERATE

i honestly wasn't aware since i don't follow it that much, the skins i've seen don't seem that radical but they've added a bunch of holiday ones and shit i haven't seen

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

I can't wait until Pitchford is doing a street act juggling free copies of Battleborn for pocket change
COME ON RANDY WHEN WILL THE MEMELANDS MONEY RUN OUT

SUCH BEAUTIFUL CANNIBALISM

If this was an NPC in an Unreal kind of game it would be pretty cool.
When will Randy just die?

That wasn't my argument, i never defended the word pozzed or could i care less about it and when i called you a "goonshillkike" i was mocking e78eca and how he calls everyone who disagrees with him a goon despite of he himself calling Holla Forums retards, when they call everyone who disagrees with them a kike. He is acting like those he hates so much. Please try using that thick head of yours.

TOP KEK

Daily reminder the CEO of 2K said "disappointing" games like Stillborn and Evolve dont represent their company.

At this point though I almost feel sorry for gearbox until I remember Aliens CM, the attitude gearbox had around the Pre-sequels launch, and removing Megaton Edition only to put their own version of DN3D up and charging an additional $10 for it for new content that though nice was overpriced and there wasnt enough new to justify a new version.

>porygon

You think thats bad?

popcultcha.com.au/evolve-goliath-29-statue.html

Still taking preorders, but in stock.

Guys? Are you ok?

I just realized this is the guy that was so assblasted by GG he sung a song about it on stage.

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>twitter.com/PorygonNews/status/821189858580398080
>twitter.com/porygonnews/status/736678439327928320
>archive.is/ehOok
>archive.is/XqYWv

Awesome. I backed up Porygon's tweets on Tweetsave as well.

tweetsave.com/porygonnews/status/736678439327928320
tweetsave.com/porygonnews/status/821189858580398080

For extra good measure, here is Pitchford's tweets incase he spazzes out and deletes shit and goes on some SJW rant making himself a victim.

tweetsave.com/duvalmagic/status/821140723135352832
tweetsave.com/duvalmagic/status/821142130135617536
archive.fo/GZWrq
archive.fo/qu1si

In 2014 we had 3800 users and Holla Forums was large enough and Holla Forums small enough that they would trade positions, and then we had a refugee crisis.

That's precisely because they're cocksucking faggots. Know how you identify all the important classes? Paying attention, which shitloads of casuals have trouble doing.

Anyone else who makes their bacon by NOT being overly obvious is either not seen or shot at and promptly killed.

I got the game as a gift, don't bully pls senpai

Isn't Porygon like a parody account?

Yes. Doesn't make it less funny.

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Is Holla Forums the imageboard for you and me?
yes

Randy is literally pandering to the R34 audience in an attempt to scrape the bottom of the barrel for users

How fucking low can you stoop? This is embarrassing

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I forgot about that

link?

That was his cringeworthy shoehorned attempt at pandering to SJWs. The man has no shame. The fact Stillborn died so hard is karmatic justice in my book

this

Get ready to cringe

We've discussed faggots spreading bugs and getting off to it like the satanic cunts they are, I don't know what the fuck you're smoking.

The bigot song right

And that's gone really well for you, right?

Holy shit, I don't think I've ever seen anything this pathetic, this tops Burch, this tops fucking Shitface.

This is it King Cuck incarnate.

The only good thing to come out of that game and even his porn is that good. A shame though. He is really hot

He's getting there but just wait until he tries and sell his body so he can get rid of battleborn copies and keep gearbox afloat

The king of lolcows is Chris-Chan

The leader of the JUSTice league is Brenden Fraser

So who is king of the cucks?
Is it Bitch? Randy? Carl the Cuck?

You can stop being gay any day

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Get out

I thought it was Jake Rapp

What a cuck

I think Anthony Burch still takes the cake

It's sad that you have to make shit up to get attention, but then again I don't expect logic from sjws shits like goons and Randy.

user, do you know the source of your pic?

>>>/SomethingAwful/

Damnit

>>>/suicide/
Next you'll defend Hanzo and Roadhogs hook thats only now fixed.

Hey buddy you must be on the wrong board, >>>/cuteboys/ is two blocks down.

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There are more people looking at the porn than playing the game.

>tfw not Anthony Burch, Randy Pichford, or Jeb Bush

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Yea, wolf of wall street really laid that out for me.

No

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>tfw not Anthony Burch, Randy Pichford or Hillary Clinton

Do you wanna know?

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Sure why not

i do too

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That's the point

That's not what bird dicks look like. Those artist aren't even trying.

You still deserve to be punished.

More lewds please

I was not expecting a "yes".
It is to large for Holla Forums so you get a link
static1.e621.net/data/61/0f/610fc0f4982cb5bd5838312211347a1b.webm

Most birds have cloacas, no? The ones I know that have dicks are ducks. Those are some crazy dicks

thanks i guess

Fuck off back to TRS

oh wait, that's right

What the hell is this

why

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It took this long for porn to appear? This seems like Gearbox made porn to try to get people in like Overwatch did.

at least blizzard's false flag worked. This is just pathetic.

I really won't
I said I got it as a gift you FTL autist
I will never spend money on a Blizzard game

swimmingly

Who?
I thought the boogeyman this time was Correct the Record

Good job user

I played and liked Evolve: Stage 2

Ok?
You should probably stop you dumbass

That is pretty desperate.

I got the post wrong. Shit happens.

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Why does a bird need robot wings?

why does a human need robot legs?

So theu can be broken

This thread devolved faster than Battleborn lost players

How bad do things have to get before Randy Pitchford, the fucking CEO of Gearbox, decides that the only way to make people pay attention to his game is through rule 34?

I don't think any other game in history has had it this bad.

I think you mean it devolved faster than Evolve.

you got me there

Whos the artist who made this hot shit?

doesn't matter at this point its dominated by overwatch. even f2p trash can't beat overwatch what makes you think a slightly better version of the f2p game will do any better the gameplay of battleborn is actually pretty gud out of the three, but it has shity sjw shoved crap and expensive price tag as well as launched on the beta day of overwatch so it died before it got out of the gate

Yeah, hot garbage.

Fite me fam

Real karma and justice would also include finding e-mails or phone recordings of him bragging about stealing money from Sega during Aliens: Colonial Marines.

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Meant to reply to

BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN

Topical as ever Randy. That reference is what 13-14 years late?

LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

why did i press that?

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(the missing post);
1999 BIZARRE SUMMER

Want a render of that?
Lemme make a render of that.

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There's literally nothing wrong with eyeshadow. Like any makeup,it depends how it's done.
If a whore is to dumb to do her own makeup and makes racoon eyes, it obviously looks retarded.
Done right it's fucking sexy.

Are Gigantic or Paragon worth playing? I've been craving a new Monday Night Combat for a while.

This thread could use more bird dicks tbh

The thing is Awesomenauts is pretty cool

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Here you go user, I made it into a webm that fits. No need to thank me.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Also what's the fag wearing? Shorts and longsocks? Way to talk shit on others being gay

For Holla Forums, the king of cucks is either Anthony Burch or Jake Rapp.
On Holla Forums, there's only one true Cuck King, however.

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Make your own game with him then, it's not like Pussy Bitchford will stop you :^)

Randy, pls. Stop that sarcasm. If I could make a good game, I would make it out of my own IP so I could actually sell it and get rich.

See this sums it up well. Overwatch actually got waifus. Battleborn got furries.

Just do it then, double dubs dictate that you must.

The madman. But you're 100% right.

Notice that Battleborn has only one avian husbando though. And I think the reason why Benedict works is because birds have very stoic faces by default and the non-humanity forgives a lot of choppy modeling, unlike human-like faces that get are absolutely unforgiving for any modelling or rigging mistakes.

That said, I do thinkg that Galilea can look okay at some angles. However, then you notice the hilariously bad skinning on the hip-leg joint

"You realize you are talking to the person who owns the Duke Nukem franchise, right?"

Translation: "You have no idea in how many ways I can fuck the franchise, so better be quiet"

What a fucking retard.

But Stillborn characters are fuken ugly, at least overwatch has thick chinese girl and purple walking porn scene.

To me it seems more like he's trying to say "I'm no sensitive SJW cuck! I own the Duke Nukem franchise!".

Reported for shitposting and derailing, enjoy your ban.

Someone didn't think that through.

I miss when Douk was actually good and fun, he didn't deserve to end up hitting on mtf trannies on twitter.
;_;

It's attractive because with correct use it can make your eyes appear bigger and make your eye color more distinct or "pop". It's not as useful if you're brown eyed but if you got green or blue it can make the eyes seem completely gorgeous. Problem is whores forget that make-up can't fix everything but they try to, see dumb whores who think foundation will cover their acne scars.

that's why he took issue with the joke in the first place?

Seriously, the only chance it has of not being completely irrelevant is going f2p

Taking bets now. Who believes that Pitchford, in a pitiful attempt to imitate Overwatch's success, purposefully commissioned various artists to make more Battleborn porn in hopes of driving up sales?

Too late, Paladins already took the f2p market.

If you really think so you can just search up the dates for whatever rule 34 was made recently. If there was a rise of anything in the last three months then Randy is on suicide watch.

Time To Kill was actually a really good game for Playstation 1. I actually had the patience to finish the game as a kid - It was an epic journey.

Really, faggot? Try putting some fapbait in your shitty game first at least.

Out of sheer boredom I decided to give it a look.
I was not disappointed.

TTK was the best action-adventure game at the time, it was so technologically superior to Tomb Raider in many instances and mp deathmatch was a blast.

Especially seeing as how he likely created the subreddit himself (unless he accidentally discovered it not too long after it was made, yeah right).

This really is an entirely new low.

…I like racoon eyes.

no bully plz

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Jeb Surge!! Guac man!!!

Fucking overweight planet apologists should be killed on the spot like the niggers they are
Downgraded tits lol

This shit is reaching new levels of low

This sums up the thread
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Daily reminder that Gearbox Software are so desperate that they couldn't get Nintendo to have their games NOR could they even get lewd artists.

Sorry, i meant, thicc.

Plz explain.

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yeah, you would be familiar with wu. and associate wu with females

SJW's are the natural evolution of the creepypasta.

Wouldn't most whores try to do their makeup very well because their sexual appeal is their source of income?

twitter.com/bebopanapolis/status/821148907367448576

I mean, it's still reddit and that fucked up site format is disgusting.
But goddamn, they're savage.

twitter.com/RealSebastianH/status/821196885033631748
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

SAVAGE

Holy shit
I'm surprised Randy hasn't sperged out yet from all the roasts he's getting.

He's writing the most anti-gamergate song in protest right now you better believe.

Randy and his team of monkeys at Gearbox Software tried to get their games on the Nintendo Switch, but they were cut off after a bit of discussion

God damn the twitter comments are a gold mine.

Either
or

Thread theme.

I like the response to those two better.
Took me a second, but goddamn.

Well, he tweeted 5 hours after it was created.
Anyone wanna place bets?

Actually, In this case its just to highlight the fact she has eyelids. This is a common cartoon trope that, if you removed the eyeshadow, make it look like their eyes are low. They is that one image with the Frozen Chick Demonstrating this.

i cant believe i overcooked my breakfast for your bullshit Holla Forums. oh well

Battleborn truly is the gift that keeps on giving. The fact that Randy Pitchford still won't step down from CEO is the highlight of this entire mess.

You really can't make this shit up.

Man, imagine you work at Gearbox right now.
Randy Bitchford comes down from his throne shouting:
IF ANY OF YOU THINK YOU'RE MORE FIT TO RULE, SIT UPON IT

And you notice the throne as a dildo strapped to it and a red laser dot from the sniper across the street. Then you notice the several thousand people eagerly waiting the next act of comedy by the King hoping he finnaly engages Anthony Burch in Kuck Kombat.

WOULD YOU SIT ON THAT THRONE?
I thought so, bitchboy. Randy is gonna stay CEO. His only way out will be suicide, and when he dies, someone will get "promoted" to CEO and immediately say "Curse you, Randy son of Prickford."

2017 is starting well

Honestly, I think Randy is more pathetic than Burch at this point.

mushrooms with that structure aren't strong enough to handle penetration

Stop quoting your exgf to us user.

Sounds like you know something that we don't.

What game would that even be?
Five year old Memelands or ACM whose wiiu version got removed from it's library for being THAT bad?

Burchoo doesn't have a company to lead into bankrupcy.

Why do I feel sad when other people do stupid shit?

You're reminded that said functional retards belong to the same species and that they have a more powerful postition on hobby you love and care about.

what a fucking manslut

LOL

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What I find more disgusting than their delusional "if I die my hair and call myself a woman I am one" is that they put zero fucking effort in. If he wants to look like a woman how about he actually fucking work at it. Lose weight, exercise to create a more womanly physique, style his hair, learn how to apply make up. Fucking try at least.

To be honest he probably does look like a woman of a current year, I wouldn't be surprised if there were many women looking like him

That's conforming to the social construct of gender!
You don't get to define what a woman looks like, you shitlord!

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What if he meant this queen?

Why do hard work when you can just demand and have the same result.

Why be a fucking "woman" at all? You would have to live day by day lying to yourself and convincing yourself that cutting off your dick for a fucking pus filled fleshwound symbolizing a vagina was a good idea.

For your pleasure

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This is fucking terrible bird porn. The character has awful proportions and the dick in the third pic looks necrotic. If you're going to be a faggot at least try to have taste that's not complete shit.

Change the filename to "Gearbox Rule 34" and it's perfect. I mean, they ARE getting rear-ended here.

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I know that doujin, that is great. As I said, he is hot but the porn is okay at best.

Is setting up a plebbit account fine if it's for the sole purpose of shitposting and saltmining?

I took a peek as well and got fairly triggered by the one with Phoebe blowing some niggers dick. Back before the game failed and I was looking into it I thought of her as the only attractive character and one I would potentially main.

And they covered her in nigger semen in an attempt to sell me the game.

Burch is, to this day, completely and utterly convinced that he is a good person and the shit that's happened in his life is perfectly normal.
He's Anthony Burch, and he's proud of it. And that's why you'll never be Anthony Burch. You could be on the same level of cuck as him, but you'd know it and be ashamed of it.

Not even proportioned to resemble a bird of prey. It's an upside down Popeye with a bird mask and wings.

You gotta be joking. Please be joking user.
Suicide is the only hope that faggot as.
PLEASE, tell me he knows that. He can't be that delusional. NOONE can. It's physically impossible to go throught life, fall as low as he have and NOT come to the very rational and logical conclusion that suicide is a natural consequence of his actions.

Think for yourself user. Who cares what people think about your reddit account? You use the internet for yourself, don't you?

I had dozens of them because of raiding and shitposting, it's fine. IIRC they don't even have e-mail confirmation so you can just go wild if you want

Why not?
At worst, it's a waste of time. Can't remember if it was the boston salt party or some other reason, but I remember making one.
Pretty sure I called the wrong person a faggot one too many times, got a threat in my "inbox" lmao, inboxes for a fucking shitposting forum and then I couldn't login anymore.
Either I forgot the password, or I got banned, don't realy care enough to find out which.
It was kinda hilarious to rile up folks there but then again, it's reddit man. The lowest hanging fruit.

Now you know how us Wraith-lovers feel

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Isn't he the guy who says "Feminism is awesome!"

This guy tries to sleep while hearing his sister get plowed by a different man each night and he thinks its perfectly normal.
This is the guy that pretended to be bisexual to get laid.
This is the guy who thought offering his wife a chance for him to be cuckholded was the best way to fix their broke relationship.
This is the guy who thinks everything is ok and that he is previleged because in his mind all individuals of a minority groups have it harder.
You still don't seem to understand user
YOU WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH

That shit gets me every time. I love the "please kill me face".

I like my furfags anthro

everyone is gay for custapple's art

I think you misunderstood. If you were going to do a bird guy you better give him thunder thighs. You have low standards.

Did he skip head day?

Check your privileges shitlord, you don't what a real woman is, smh fam.

How have people not accepted that there is porn of all game characters this many years into the lifespan of the internet?

SLOW AND STEADY
WINS THE RACE

Then show me what kind of birds you like

That is too bad, Satan. He isn't my husnbando. Just a bird I like.

Evil Zone has no porn

Maybe like 2 years ago retard. During the very short period where Holla Forums here was actually decent.

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Only if you will it you will find it.

This is not okay.

There's NTR too. You had the worst choice in waifu.

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There is, however, one to surpass them all

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more

Please, say i'm looking into wrong direction of Internet.

I… can't think of a bird girl in vidya tbh
Maybe some other user can help

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Dark souls 2 had one

I would certainly hail.

I think he meant drag queen.

Drag queens at least put effort into playing pretend.

At least they make it easy to get rid of Holla Forums shitposts.

I can think of a few.
By my recollection, there are more fish waifus than bird, and that's a travesty.

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Shining force II?