When the franchise is so dull that a Italian fan film is better (other than the dubbing)

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Looks influenced by Fargo

Have yourself executed

the fargo tv show is such shit. second season was watchable but..

the movie isn't even that good. propped up by based Peter Stormare and Steve Busciemi

Btw this "fan film" is completely unwatchable and OP is a faggot as usual

I would expect a Holla Forums user would know exactly what I'm talking about when I say "the franchise is so dull". I was evidently talking about the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I didn't say it was good, I merely said it's better than the official franchise

It isn't, refer to me calling you a faggot.

Not talking about S2 or the film.

But it is. Not that being better than the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises means much though.

I know you were talking about S3 which was so bad that it renders the entire series as being a crock of shit

But it isn't, go back.

"No!"
The visuals are bland, the darkness is a mere pretense, the cinematography resorts to tired gimmicks all the time. The dialogue is awkward, falling back to clichés all the time such as "You and whose army!?" or yells of "No!". Perhaps the die was cast when JK Rowling refused to ask an actual potter for input. In an ironic twist of fate, Harry Potter lacks in the pottery department.

Sorry for you retardation, but again everything that you post is wrong. You just described this fan film though, ironically. It's truly worse than even Zack Synder.

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With a tiny fraction of the budget, may I add

Are you autistic or just lonely? This fan film has nothing good about it in any single facet. I know you're baiting it's obvious.

Since everyone else ITT is a faggot who beats around the bush, I'll tell you:
It's "Voldemort: Origins of the Heir".

This fan film is "muh stronk shitskin women"

There's not much you can do when the source material is something like the Harry Potter series, but they some cool things with it. The battles look a lot more lively, and they did away with some of the wizard faggotry. The wands are often used like in a gunfight, firing without saying a word. And the violence is well crafted unlike on the official films.

No they don't
No it isn't

Embarrassing on your part. This shit isn't even watchable in the least.

cute
for anyone who wants to watch it, it's available for free at
hooktube.com/watch?v=C6SZa5U8sIg

You mean things (inaudible spells) that were already done and done better in HP 5, 6, 7 and 8?

wrong

But you're the one who is wrong, because this fan film looks like a cheap imitation with no actual direction. Which is what it is. I'm surprised they even had a director it's so lame.

Is this what they taught you in your arts degree? You threw away your money.

Who? Sorry you have some agenda and it's shown in every single low IQ post you've made ITT.

And what would that be?

You are trying to troll and doing so badly and obviously and now you are waifuposting.

Actually doesn't look bad, doesn't have that creepy pedo look that the Harry Potter movies have.

If there's one twisted troll in this family, it's this little faggot here. So congratulations, Zachary. I've just officially outed you. Expulso!

By the way, it says here in this book that posting an actress isn't waifuposting.

I tried and you deserve to die

Childhood is loving the official Harry Potter saga
Growing up is loving Voldemort: Origins of the Heir
Adulthood is when you realize the patrician choice is Sara E Marti

You know, that girl is actually pretty goodlooking, probably not defiled either.

This is worse than the worst Potter movie hundreds of times over.

Are you 12? Did you get scared by the things happening on the screen?

I'm afraid I don't speak Italian. My Italian skills are basically vid related.

Bad editing, bad framing, bad filming, bad acting, bad everything, photo-shop express effects

Sounds like a harry potter movie to me, my happa friend.

Sounds like a predictable post to me my friend. Because HP has good of all of that.

Zach, you're not really making sense, are you sure you're taking your meds while everyone is the same person?

Sounds like 4chan autism to me, faggot

Italian women are the most beautiful on the planet

It's worth learning Italian for it

so plain and ugly

I'm Zach

Ammazzati frocio

I think you're really trying, Zach, but you still can't help and drop your Hasbrouckisms every time you write something.

A pizza pie

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Not an argument.

is italian hard to learn?
t. connoisseur of pasta powsi

I wouldn't know, I've spoken it my whole life.
It's allegedly easier to learn if you speak Portuguese, Spanish, French or Romanian already.

Are regional dialects hard to get past? I've heard that Italian is very different in Sicily compared to in Piedmont for instance. I speak Spanish reasonably well so I guess that's a plus

That list is bait, right?

it's been posted thousands of times the entire thing is bait

literally thousands, over 6000 times on 4/tv/ already

probably near 10k with the different versions

Sorry, this is my first time posting on a chan. I just found out about this place a few days ago from hugelol.com.

My bad, I meant the pasta not the pic. Search for dullest on 4plebs and it gives you 6000+ posts

kek

I'll do a little experiment, brb

Experiment successful

Wait, Harry Potter is getting a TV show? For what possible reason? Rowling was abysmal at worldbuilding and the world she created does not extend further from the protagonist.

ftfy

Congrats you proved you are autistic

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It's a fan film, not a TV show. And it's just loosely based on JK Rowling's work. It's a fanfic made film. With better quality than the source material.

But the hapa hates Voldemort: Origins of the Heir and gets triggered that it's better than any movie his precious Mexican director Alfonso Cuaron has made or that his precious shitfu Emma "Harvested" Watson has been in.
And Sara E Marti has nothing to do with Harry Potter at all, it's an Italian Disney TV show.

I didn't think it was possible, but 4/tv/ is even worse than 8/tv/.

It's pasta you dingus, it's posted in this very thread

Sorry see

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Harry Potter films.

lost

Emma donated £1million recently to that #metoo campaign.
I guess that's how much her guilt costs.

The recipe for this delicious pasta is very simple:
Armond White's review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 web.archive.org/web/20110716023203/http://www.nypress.com/article-22641-franchise-overboard.html
Harold Bloom's review of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone." articles.latimes.com/2003/sep/19/opinion/oe-bloom19

Zach is such a kike I saw a pic of him spinning a Menorah

Reminder that burgers are so ignorant they published it with the title "The sorcerer's stone" in the US

lmao, I actually wondered as a kid why they named it like that, makes sense now.

Not all Americans. Pic related, the refined man's Stone.

Best Sellers are made for the majority. Your argument is #notallmuslims tier.
Fact stands that the average American is a mutt with no culture or identity, like Zachary or Nikolas Cruz.

I emptied my stones in her.

Whiter than you, Achmed

Got em! Yuropoor BTFO!

all me tbh

You don't spin a menorah, you spin a bagel

Funny how both reviews are so far up their own ass, and the review for part 2 is a 7/10

all the movies are different in a good way

Fixed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

No, sorry you are so mad in every single thread mate

Why is Sculpting in Time by Andrey Tarkovsky so low?

Because it's b8

Sounds like you're talking about yourself

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each time you post this all you change is the first sentence. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on a lovable children's franchise, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.


"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

HEY ZACH

Best Harry Potter film I've ever seen. Impressive. These people managed to create art from garbage.
Only Le Maitre de la Mort comes close.

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They're checking dubs, not dabbing

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Yeah, just like you tried to do with Dunkaccino

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Not me

>>>/cow/319092
He's among us

Vaffanculo, stronzo di merda!

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Aurora è bellissima

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lol

First off, go back to where you came from. Second, the second season of Fargo was complete garbage.

This

It wasn't even literal, it was an allegory of the atmosphere at that time

They jumped the shark. Season 3 was mostly good but they botched the finale.

scegli uno

Sage in all fields

I guess this is trolling too, a third-party archive of 4chan where you make posts that are invisible to people browsing 4chan, Zachary.
We don't "get mad at someone who is trolling waifufags on reddit", we just expose your autism for everyone to see with the evidence we have going all the way back to reddit.
You're even sperging in this same thread.

Yep he trolled the shit out of you

There are one or two anons here who have entire folders dedicated to a troll, think about that.

Those posts are posted directly to 4plebs, it's called ghost posting. They were never in 4chan. And that picture gets posted all the time on 4/tv/. You're fooling no one, Zach.

Nobody cares

1. You would only know that if you went there
2. You're proving that Zach is the enemy of 4chan, which is full of fags.
Bravo

Stay mad hapa manlet

You don't need to go there. Just to /cow/. Halfchan has known about him for longer than us.
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/TyV2wmJlht9GsY_mHc8EBg/

Robertsdyke's obsession with emmafag is pathetic

FTFY

I come here because you're one of the most autistic and funniest recent cows, not because I'm some dyke called roberts
this is even funnier than bodybuilding.com, sluthate.com or /r9k/ when it comes to julay

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Does it bother you that the average dick size is 5.5 inches and not 4?

Yeah it's amazing how much entertainment Zach can provide, you gotta jump through all kind of hoops and make all kinds of accounts if you want to troll Chris-chan, if you want to get an angry reaction from Zach, just mildly criticize Watson and you'll have a several hour spamstorm.

Why do hapas do this?

Pretty much. He's even easier to b8 than Varg, and Varg isn't exactly hard to bait. Sometimes you don't even have to criticize Watson, it's enough to praise another actress and it sends him into a meltdown.

Hybrid vigor

FTFY

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Top qt and top dubs

List is shit, Great Gatsby is shit, Dorian Gray is shit, Hamlet is litkino and Harry Potter is too.

Weak opening, no Clifford
5/10

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You know what? You're shit.

1984 is shit-tier. Literally a tool of psy-oppression by the PTB.

I agree with your assessment of that guy, but you know what? BANE

what?

Brave New World >>>> 1984 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fahrenheit 451
Fite me faggot, I bet you don't even lit.

reeeeeeeeeee I fucked up the transparency

What? You literally just agreed with me.

lol
also 1984>Brave New World
BNW predicted dude weed lmao but 1984 predicted PC

Actually let me rephrase that
BNW predicted dude weed lmao and the Xanax mass addiction but 1984 predicted PC, mass surveillance, rewriting of history, labelling dissent as "hate speech", convincing normies that decay is ok (freedom is slavery, compare that to the propaganda that portrays being a pornstar as "liberated")

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also click that gif, there's a reason I posted it instead of my replica jpeg

BNW predicted people being so fucking stupid that they don't realize that they're prisoners to their pleasure. BNW also predicted sexual liberation as a way to control the masses. BNW predicted the death of the nuclear family (1984 sort of does too, but Winston is also married so go figure). You're semi right, 1984 predicted big brother, and wrongthink (PC) and gave us the newspeak maymay.
BNW had a more accurate prediction than 1984. BNW is spoopier than 1984. You're a pleb and need more lit in your life.

The problem with 1984 is the proposition that oppression is "Big Brother" with a gun to your head when in reality successful oppression is that which people adore and will even defend with their lives.

So it's bad that they are happy?

You're the kind of dumb faggot that would be an epsilon elevator operator, a barely functioning retard with orgasmic experiences every time you got to see the roof.

So you can't answer the question?

*has orgasm*
huh?

This
Tell me, faggot. Does that sound like a life worth living, or would you be happy to be to lead the same life as this rat?

sounds like you just want everyone to be as miserable as you tbqhwy fam

But it is
Not really, soma induced orgies were still soma induced

Only the first stage. Once the wrongthink concepts are erased from the vocabulary it's not needed anymore.

Please forgive the mislink,

Promiscuity was cultural. You're right, soma is dude weed lmao and xanax, I but BNW is more than just soma. I should have said that better.

Oh, I can agree on that.

See Zach? The Italian fan film is superior even when it comes to the discussion it ends up triggering
pic unrelated

HP is legit great. fan film is trash you have no taste.

It's funny that even 4chan calls you Zach instead of half-bloodprince or watsonfag now, I saw it myself.
boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/95638545#p95638654

FTFY

What's really funny is that you're proud of posting on cuckchan.

quelle surprise

The fan film is shit

That's the mega-autist who hates Harry Potter. I don't even go to 4chan. RENT FUCKING FREE NIGGA

What did he meme by this?

Coming from the peta-autist that's ironic

It was like going back to the 70s. I can't believe I'm saying this about a movie about the Harry Potter universe, but IT WAS GOOD.

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Where's the lesbianism in the fan film? I'd love if you could point it out, because I didn't see a drop of it.

If you told me that third shot came from a giallo I'd believe it.

is that the papers please movie

You're a liar Zachary, not that we didn't know it already.

pretty accurate.


I'm game.

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Nope

Even for bait, it is.
They were Soviets though.
Movie is pretty great, they even call out Quidditch as a nonsensical "sport". They are basically calling out JK Rowling as a hack who lacks of a basic understanding of sports. Quidditch is like soccer in a way except that none of that "scoring"shit matter because whoever catches some other thing not even involved in the game actually wins.

I guess musclem meory had me seeing a swastika in the eyepiece of the dude instead of the other geometric pattern, it also doesn't help that they were wearing the slick grey uniforms.

Is there any subtitled version? The dub is awful.

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You can download the movie and use srt subtitles, plus I think you can enable the subs on Youtube.
I wish the Italian undubbed version was available.

Just click on the cog wheel on youtube and enable them, I just checked and they're there.

That's what I meant, I can understand the English dub, I was looking for a subtitled Italian version. Oh well.

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Reminder that the best official movie was directed by a guy who didn't read the books, Rowling is a hack fraud.

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Are you genuinely retarded that you don't know he worked with the screenwriter who worked with Rowling on making sed screenplay? The screenwriter 7 of the films read all the books.

The best at what? Dullness? Even the childish color grading that attempts to meme it as a "serious film" like capeshit does, is dull as fuck. The franchise got duller and duller with each release. And that spic is a hack.

Off yourself for your dullness

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Yeah and he told them to remove things he didn't like and changed the story, that's why the third movie is the least faithful of all of them.

It's a dull kiddie flick. VOotH is superior.

Prisoner of Azkaban isn't kino or anything close but it isn't a dull kiddie flick either, it's just the most decent movie out of a mediocre franchise. I'll give this spaghetti fan movie a watch though.

the most decent movie from the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises is still dull and the capeshit tier color grading was infantile

No it's actually kino and better than most films that Holla Forums likes.

Do you speak with only 4cuck buzzwords? How does it feel having shit taste?

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Which is exactly what the made the "fights" in later HP movies so fucking shit. With the exception of Dumbledore vs. Voldemort, all the David Yates HP movies might as well have had actors flinging firecrackers at each other, that's how generic and dull they were.

How the fuck could anything that starts with such a blatantly fanfiction-tier plot be even remotely approaching "good"?

holy shit, the absolute state of Connecticut's education everyone

Watch it and realize she isn't really Mary Sue

Oh and for what is worth, you're using "buzzwords" as a buzzword there, because you clearly don't get its meaning. It's very ironic.

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The person dubbing the Italian character is clearly not Italian. His pronounce is quite hilarious.

Maybe it was done on purpose. Like, making fun of "Italian-Americans" who LARP as Italians IRL and then Peter, a complete non-Italian, tries to LARP with them to their annoyance.

Because the person who made this thread and keeps shilling this garbage is the Robertsdyke who watches and praises television trash and can't detect kinography in the slightest.

Holy shit kiddo, it's one of the least DULL franchises there are. Do you actually believe everything that autists spam on 4chan? Star Wars infinitely more dull. Star Trek infinitely more dull. Marvel, Fast and the Furious, infinitely more dull. Cry your eyes out for your shit taste.

This garbage is worse than Disneywars OP.

OP is a faggot.

Your fault senpai

You mean the biggest fight in the entire series that was great? Yates did a great job. There were basically no fighting in HBP and DH1 which is what makes them good and not ADD fests.

Harry Potter 1-8 = kino

Wrong lol
And if you had watched the fan film you'd know there's something hidden in the girl that's supposedly that Mary Sue you claim. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price and looking like a fool.
I watched it despite being biased against Harry Potter and it was good.

I didn't claim anything about a Mary Sue. Stop thinking only one person calls everything you like garbage. This video is straight youtube amateur hour tier, go back to watching more youtube.

this piece of shit isn't well made, acted or edited, it's legitimately worse than starshit with the most predictable 2018 plotline you could ever think of. parody tier bad.

You agreed with a post calling her a Mary Sue.
Stop pussyfooting about the fact that you didn't watch it, Zach.

You don't even know what Mary Sue actually is don't you. It's a fan fiction term for a new character. This is exactly that.

You have to be the most pleb person I've ever encountered on the internet.

You have to go back, Zach. Mary Sue is a character where the writer projects himself and that has no flaws.

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I thought you were trying to make it look bad

Can't read huh?

You still used it as a comparison. For a fan film made for pennies, that's more a compliment than an insult.

No I meant the end result is even worse than Disneywars which if you haven't been paying attention is horribly directed.

Yet critics (that you suck off so often) loved it. Ironic.

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Irony.

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Emma status: HARVESTED AND REPLACED

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KEK

This chick had a career already, she acted in the fan film because she wanted to.

You mean being the one actress who didn't have to do anything since she was already more famous than almost every actress in hollywood?

Kek

The full spectrum, Zach
She's was already a Disney TV star before the fan film, look up Sara e Marti.

That's you, Zach
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue

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Still better than your literal kike word, Zach. You're a proven unreliable narrator who embellishes and adulterates his accounts of reality until they have nothing to do with it.
The Wikipedia article cites multiple sources including published books.

Didnt read

I want a Zach VR machine.
Must be nice to genuinely believe Hermione didn't get harvested.

That nu/tv/ Holla Forums VR machine you have is so much better!

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If he didn't believe she got harvested he wouldn't get mad.
It's like when he posts those JUST tier pics of her and claims she looks good. It's a coping mechanism, that's all there's to it.

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No you're genuinely retarded

"No!"

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"Yes!"

*looks over at screen*
look at that…
did she have a stroke?
jesus those things will disfigure your face into amorphousness

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judge for yourself

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Rogan needs to stop getting so close to the mic tbh

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…Zach… My dear Zach… when will you learn.
Emma Watson. Has. failed.
Hollywood is a disease that charges across the west like the four horses of the LGBTQQIAUPocalypse
I've got a butt plug for you Zach. A "but" plug if you will. "But what about Beauty and the Beast? But what about Harry Potter?"
Purity is everyting Zach. Emma sold her virginity to a Jewish producer. Everyone knows this. You know this… but you're afraid to admit it to yourself.
By the way Zach. You're going to be Harvested.

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How bored are you

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Are you the same user who used to post pics like this one?

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Why are Jews so repulsive to look at?

Emma is a liar. A liar and a stupid, reckless whore.
She pretends to be a actress, pretends to be a free thinker. But all I see when I look at her is fear of getting exposed, right? She realized way too late, that you can't pose as a feminist with that haircut. Now she's over. Don't be that girl.
Zach, you're Weinstein's little doggy. You're not a man, you're a pet. You know what? I'm gonna go to Conneticut, and I'm gonna look you up. You will be talking, but I won't be talking much.
Only a pussy prolongs the inevitable. You see, a man, a real man, always takes the hit. Takes the hit and not wallows in misery more than he should. Leaves the problem in his rearview mirror, you know? That's why I decided to dox myself few months ago, see? That's why I sued myself for fraud, to set a legal precedent, when all those allegations about my past was brought up by some cucks.
I need to change apartments and lay low for a while.

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No

Yes

Kinda self-answering

Why is water wet?

Hey Zach, did it hurt when you got circumcised?

HARVESTED

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Answer the question (((Zach)))

believe it or not, they managed to make a good film despite it being based on JK Rowling's dull world