Paladins General

Paladins General

It's a MOBA Shooter from Hi Rez Studios. Its free to play and available on Steam.
Fun, fast paced combat with interesting characters and powers. Applying the FPS effect to throwing axes, magic staffs, and even snakes males for a very fun and refreshing experience. Each character is fully personally tweakable by setting a deck of five cards that can be serious gamechangers. Some characters like Evie (pictured) are sonic-speed semen demons.
Overwatchfags mad they paid full price for a worse game.

I like playing Ying the most and my favorite map is the Ice Mines. I have cards that center around making her illusions survive so I can be a good healer since support gets blamed for everything and I don't wanna give them the chance.

Hero Of The Thread: Evie
Evie is a great flank with lots of survivability.
She has one of the furthest escapes in the game that can be made even further with cards.
Her ability Soar allows her to drop in behind enemies and kill that motherfucking Kinessa.
Her Ult is great for slowing down entire teams and allowing them to become dog chow for heroes like Viktor or Bomb King. If you are good at applying AOE damage (or if the other team chose Skye) then Evie can be the girl for you. Also total waifu material.

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shit game

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Now would you like to tell us why it is shit exactly? Or are your opinions as simple as you are?

I am still sad about the drogoz nerf and the barik nerf

They are un nerfing Barik in the next patch. His life is getting a 500 point increase. With full Survivability cards, when he rocket boosts he can enter a fight at 3800 HP. Add Ruckus to the mix and he is at 4100.

I rather have his turrets and self healing un-nerfed

I wouldn't because I don't play him. Getting that TF2 skin was hell on earth. His ult is one of the most useless in the game other than Grohk's.

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Maybe now that the kids are asleep we can have a nice thread.

sage

Is Buck still as retardedly OP as he was some months back?

No, it's not. MOBA's are categorized by specific qualities the game does not feature, namely.
Different phases of combat where the first one is spent powering up your character by farming currency and XP and mostly decides the outcome of the second phase, where teamfights and objectives further reinforce your character's strengths and thus lead to a final snowballing effect that wins you the game.

While the game features it's own currency and items you can buy with, their relevance to the game is fairly minimal compared to your personal skill, not to mention you don't have levels nor do you unlock skills and the grind does not come from farming minions.

The game also doesn't feature minions running through lanes specifically for you to farm or help you push defensible structures that defend your base in the first phase of combat, nor do you have a base you have to defend from your oponent.

By your definition of MOBA, Battle for Middle Eart and Guild Wars would be MOBA's as well.

Ah, I see. You're the faggot that makes threads about games to stir up a flamewar between userbases. You do the same with Rimworld and Dwarf Fortress.
You and whoever's helping you are more autistic than every playerbase combined and your shitposting is weak sauce.
Enjoy the polite commentary and civil discussion in each thread.

Say what? Just a few months ago people were complaining how underpowered he was, that anyone picking him was just wasting a slot.
I mean, they were wrong, Buck is not only fun but very effective, but you had to know your shit if you wanted to play him.

Who is best front liner and why is it clearly Makoa?

You mentally ill fucks need to start playing actual games.

Consider suicide Hi Rez shill

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Ruckus. Because if he actually does his job, nobody gets on the fucking point and having him ride the cart is a scary shit right there.
Only weakness is long range people like Cassy but if you have a decent Flanker, that's not supposed to be a problem.

Makoa is shit, though. Your shield prevents you from doing anything while Fernando can still fire and if someone goes inside, you're in this awkward situation where you do nothing while they keep shooting you and your team.

Isn't this malware?

playing a dead hi rez game
while Evie is best girl the game is still dead for a game with what 8 million people who basically tried then saw it was shit and stop playing it.

No, That's a rumour started by tech illiterate faggots.
What the game does, much like Overwatch, is keep watch over it's own memory to make sure it's not tampered with. If it is, you're flagged as a possible cheater using an aimbot or something similar.
This is alluded in the TOS and is the same thing Overwatch and quite possibly a lot of other games uses to help deter cheating.

But a lot of faggots like to jump to conclusions that this means the game can now open your internet browser, grab your facebook password and give it to Hi-Rez so they can post "lol dicks" with your profile.
Nevermind the fact that a program acessing memory that wasn't allocated to it would cause a Segmentation Fault.

There is the possibility that it might search the names of the processes being run if Windows can show it, but that's on Windows

Overwatchfag here. Our waifus are superior but it doesn't mean yours are bad either. I would try the game out if I had time.

Patch OB40 is live, huge changes to the game. You start with 1000 credits instead of 400, Androxus' Ult has falloff damage, and new stage Stone Keep is hecka fun bro.


Ruckus isn't too much of a problem if you catch him from behind. He is a little hard to beat one on one, but with Wrecker and a coordinated effort he goes down easy like a smooth stout.

Also you can do the Shell Spin with Makoa and still move with your shield up. You can damage, heal, and escape at the same time. I am not sure what you mean by "can't do anything." Quite the opposite, you can do literally everything.


Buck was never OP, and certainly not compared to the other flanks. If you are a steady hand his ult is one of the best, and he is the only character other than Grover that can heal himself so fast in such little time. Buck players are usually great players period because he rewards perfect play, perfectly. This is why in the comp scene he might seem OP.

Most games would kill to have paladins daily numbers.

Well that goes without saying for every Front Line.

I mean that he can't fire and do serious damage or provide better utility while using his shield. The Shell Spin seems nice but it leaves your teammates unprotected and defeats the purpose of holding the point.

Meanwhile, Fernando can stand on the point, provide better, longer lasting cover, still fire and also has his own escape mechanism.
Ruckus can just sit his ass on the point, shield himself, shield everyone else and do a fuckload of damage that actually gets people away from him instest of going closer to him like Makoa does.
I mean, he's still a great character on his own but for the purpose of holding a point and getting the enemy team to fuck off, he's the worst at that.

Yeah, that's what I felt. His Leap is not that easy to aim and use and I feel that he can be killed easily if you don't mind your positioning, but otherwise he can be a great character. I especially like that card that heals you for damaging heroes you slowed with your net, it's the perfect combo to go after high damage targets like Cassie, Viktor or Skyie that usually shit on your mouth but with that net, they can't escape nor kill you.


It's a bit funny that a lot of people talk shit about AAA and how having a large playerbase just means more cancer and devs jewing out, but the moment it's to bash a game they don't like, a lower playerbase is suddendly something bad.
By that kind of mark, there are several good games that should be considered terrible because they are old classics not many people play anymore.

But its dead! Don't we like memes here on Reddit?


Makoa works when you have a good team behind you (literally). They have to be able to keep the enemy at length while you defend them and allow them to do so. Its a symbiotic relationship. If your team lets anyone inside the shield they fucked up bad. I suggest you try partying up with people and you'll see a marked difference in your Makoa mileage.

A playerbase should never dictate if a game is "good" or "bad." All of my games on Paladin have been quick to connect and packed with people who have bothing but skill. I can understand how normalfags dropped it because it is hard, but that should only make Holla Forums like it more. Of course instead they would rather shill their Activision game with dykes and niggers and healthpacks and other casual horseshit because "muh porn!!!" not like we dont have our own.

Buck is literally about about jumping next to the enemy, and keeping m1 down to win. The health pool and regeneration makes sure that he either beats every single fucking hero in 1vs1 or just jumps away if the situation turns on him.

I'd rather a small neat community over the big ones personally, it ends up being more laid back even with the wanna be pros. Long as you're finding games when you want em the population is fine. Although realistically once the game becomes "released" and the consoles are up and running it'll be a fairly popular game. The weird thing about modern consoles having so few things to play the f2p games like Smite are some of the most played MP games on the platform.

Also Makoa is easily the best tank in the game right now just for the hooking, you can delete everything not a tank yourself. Most of the time you're shielding you're just waiting for hook to get off cooldown before the rape train begins again. He is the one frontline I know I can carry a bad team with where with Ruckus and Fernando if you don't have a team you're pretty much just a hood ornament waiting to be defiled by hooligans.

I really should play the game now that patch is out, see if Barik is slightly unfucked

Is Plushy Makoa best skin or what? Having his Plushy voice on is always anti-rage for me in this game

Its a mixed bag with Barik. On the one hand he has a health boost and a lot more survivability. On the other hand its almost like his turret got nerfed again because now that everyone starts with 1000 credits, they can buy Bulldoze 2 straight out of the gate.

Opinons on Evie? She pretty much shits on all the oposition and is fun as fuck to play, I assume she's going to be nerfed but I'm unsure on how they'll do it.

My guess is wormhole and longer CD's

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As long as it's free and it's not retardedly bad this is fine by me, but i dont understand how you can enjoy actively playing this game. The devs made a really good job by making it so shallow but entertaining you can only play for 1 hour max before you get bored of it

Seriously there's tf, quake live, ut alpha, xonotic, toxxik. Why this

For the rainbow-coloured, fun and yiffilicious cast of characters, of course!

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They already nerfed wormhole, it used to be retarded. She is probably one of the most balanced characters in the game right now.

None of those games are as entertaining right now, playing TF2 now is like going to a funeral, quake live is now b2p, ut alpha barely has players depending when you play, xonotic is only active during prime times and toxxik is probably the worst arena FPS released since that horrid Nexus remake that came out a while back.

That said Reflex got a patch recently, that game is fun.

Why was drogoz nerfed? The rockets were slow as shit, you'd have to be retarded to not be able to dodge them, making it a game of positioning and surprising your enemies. The flying was good only for surprises, it had nearly zero worth as an escape method. Is the character now all about just hanging back and hoping that you might slightly contribute towards assists?

Because if you actually played this game you'd see its the furthest thing from shallow. With cards and items there are billions of combinations you have to constantly adapt to. But since you're a stupid fucking parrot you wouldn't know that.


They nerfed him because he was too prevalent in comp. It was a shitty decision. He still does great as air support. You can get crazy kills coming down from your booster by just shooting at the ground. They will buff him again now that nobody plays him, I guarantee it.

Gotta say, the new map looks fantastic. Can't wait for it to get pushed to PS4.

that I can accept


I can always find a few full games on ut europe, it was dead a year or so ago but right now it's ok


Hitting enemies is incredibly easy for some reason and all skills are overpowered, just as easy to hit as the main attacks

Etcetera. Of course you can make different character loadouts but it boils down to the same stuff, only prioritizing one skill above the other

If this is what you like then more power to you but dont try to deny it's a fps moba. And being skilled on, lol for example, isnt a thing to be proud of

I'm not particularly defending the game or anything, it does have its issues but curb stomping newbs doesn't really mean much. Anyone with FPS experience (which you seem to have) should have an 80% win rate until they reach the higher elos. The vast majority of the player base is very fresh to the genre.

Shit isn't exactly baduk in terms of in depth strategy but it is there. Personally I just love the siege/payload gametype and this game offers the best gameplay for that right now. Reminds me of old TF2 without the painful stalemates.

who would you fug first? I want to cum inside them all but id start with Ying, then kinessa and last skye. Ying is just so cute i need to cum inside of her.

The only thing that's reddit here is your ASSFAGGOTS general threads, you fucking faggots.

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Get out

le downvote

I was in the thread that spawned CRAPCUNTS. No surprise it's underage cancer-playing actual newfags throwing reddit around.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tencent
"Tencent took part in Activision Blizzard splitting from Vivendi as a passive investor and now owns about 12% of the shares."

Guess who owns Overwatch?

L O L

Skyie, Ying and Cassie are dyke's though. You did notice they were elfs and therefore auto-sluts, right?
Kinessa sure as fuck ain't white either she's delicious brown and Bomb King is pretty much whatever color you paint him with. So, gay maybe?

The game doesn't have healthpacks but it has regeneration, which is arguably even more cancerous.
I say arguably because it's not, it serves a purpose to keep the action going without forcing you to retreat too far. Sometimes I prefer medkits and how they can be used for strategy by leading your oponent's movements, controlling an area (and especially with Sombra) but other times, I prefer the regeneration since it's like a medkit you can activate anywhere provided you can take cover.

And since Paladins is the game that actually features horses, I'd say it's the one with horseshit. :P

Also, stop replying to that faggot. In case you didn't noticed, it's exactly the same person that keeps switching IPs all the damn time, probably using his cellphone as well too.
He doesn't even have the decency of keeping the same ID because he knows he gets Hidden by everyone otherwise and you absolutely must hear his opinion.

He's just some faggot from Açores, Portugal that tried to force the stupid Crapcunts term and got so asspained nobody took to it he made it his personal mission to shitpost every thread.
His autism is so severe, not even a ban will help as he keeps evading them.

Just ignore the sad faggot, all he wants is attention and validation.

Because you didn't learn your lesson after
- Global Agenda
- Tribes
- Smite

???

I don't even k ow what crapcunts means.

Everyone talk about the new maps or something, I like Atrium best. Its cool that they are unpainted shapes, I am learning a lot about level design.

I hate reddit.

Isn't Smite doing pretty well?

Must be. The game has been alive for a very long time and features a massive roster of Gods to play as.
I remenber playing it during it's beta with only roughly 15 Gods.
If it lasted this long and had so many championships and tournaments, it has got to be doing okay.

It's a neat game and one of the few improvements a MOBA ever had the guts and brain to try, though it still has some of it's shortcomings.
Shame about the community, it's full of tryhards every match.

What is it about MOBAs that attracts this crowd?

The competitive spirit, I guess. Must had been the same for Quake in its day. You really can't have a multiplayer game where people play against each other without some faggot being too concerned about his k/d ratio or his ranking over having fun with it.
I even had "friends" that acted like this in cooperative games, always making a competition out of it, like playing L4D and the faggot suddendly starts sprinting and making it a race, always making a point about how he was the first to get to the safehouse or how he killed more zombies than everyone else.

I quite like these games where you have to cooperate because that same faggot got recked in Versus mode since he never worked with his team. Same thing for most tryhards in Paladins\Overwatch\Smite, etc…

In Smite itself, I once had a guy claiming I was boosted, that there was no way he was playing against someone as bad as me (bad start and bad lane mate against natural counters, but that doesn't matter :^)
But get this, I was in casual mode, not even ranked. He actually though someone paid money to be boosted in the casual mode where there isn't even rank.

but thats wrong

Its because its a highly competitive game that people are passionate about. They get angry even when playing casual because they are always in that comp mindset, even if it is warmup time. I think the shittiest part about it is when you have someone who is Master rank queueing with four bronzes and getting mad because they don't know how to play yet. It makes you wonder if they were ever new.

I am okay with this

Please tell me that ranked is better than casual queue.
I am so tired of people instalocking Kinessa, Viktor, and Skye.

Right now it's Grohk. I also liked playing Pip and Skye for a while but not so much anymore. I'll probably keep switching my favorite but I bounce around a lot. Good to get to know all of them.

It's true…


Buck is a little in need of a buff. Like, I feel like I 'have' to get deft hands to counter his slow reload and low ammo.

In Makoa's defense if you master aiming your hook to the right of people and pulling them to your side or behind you then you can really CC pretty well. Nothing more satisfying than hooking an annoying damage dealer with low hp and blasting them.

Tip: import card loadouts from board leaders

Just started playing, but Fernando, Barrik, Skye, and Ying are who I'm playing atm. I'm noticing most teams win by default if they get a healer or something to block damage so that may be pushing me towards support/front-line roles (that and everyone seems to insta lock damage heroes).

I don't have anything to add because I dropped Paladins after the first time I tried Overwatch last fall, so here are some kind of randomly colored desktops I made from a transparent picture of Kinessa I found a long time ago.
It would be interesting to try Paladins again after playing Overwatch for so long because from what I remember all the characters are basically the same between the games except with their abilities shuffled around.

That game is pretty cool. Favourite character is the Dragon because he is a Dragon.

My favourite character is kinessa since I want to put my dong deep inside of her and cum inside. too bad I suck shit with sniper characters.

This is neither reddit, facebook or something awful, fuck off.

It's always the same shit
tfw no garlfield cart thread

why would you start a thread with such a blatantly wrong opening statement, is this bait or dumbassery?

i like evie, or i want to. i dont like her as much since they removed the ice block blink. getting the slow and damage bonus from the ice block is pretty much impossible without the blink, youre going to have to get in to melee range anyways since her projectiles move like glaciers so it used to work out just fine.
id love to play her aggressively, but she seems more suited to being a hit and run harasser these days. indeed, the only evies who seem to give my team trouble arent playing balls to the wall aggressive but harassing anyone who takes a rear position.
hyper aggression can work on her, but generally someone else on the team has to realize that shooting at damaged opponents will more easily remove them from the fight, which i dont think anyone from brazil understands.

ive also had trouble lately cancelling flight early by firing a shot off. something i had to do a lot against drogoz, edgeman and other evies. is it just me?


theyre the kind of games that usually make it feel horrible to lose in. there are sometimes cool razors edge games that keep you on your seat till the very end but in general its a long drawn out process where its clear early on who is going to win and who is going to lose. the interesting rpg mechanics that give people an interesting idea of gaining power at various rates over the course of a match to use as leverage for this or that strategy also turn them into this arduous snowballing fest.
perhaps one player did well while the rest of his team wastes the advantage he gained which he wont gain again for the rest of the match, or perhaps someone fell behind because a teammate was inattentive or not on the same page. things like that inevitably lead to that kind of atmosphere.
additionally you get people who take the metagame very seriously, and tend to bring that kind of crap up when things get rough, discounting their absolute ineptitude at the more basic gameplay elements.

When are they going to fix hitboxes?! youtube.com/watch?v=DzA1kcsVVv0 Too bad, cause drogoz was so fun

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Good.

I think you're retarded

You think? Just.. think?
You're talking about a few tards that only say it's assfaggots because assfaggots is shit and they want everyone to hate the game by association.

well, not zero
pussy could be better

ded game

shieeeet, triggered nigger?
Reminder that the chinks from Nintendo already killed your precious game by charging you to play online.

no kidding man

BYE BYE EVERYBODY

Exactly, both are shit
CHECK THESE REPEATING DIGITS

Just post porn of it fagots

everyone's busy jerking off to Overwatch.

but this is the one with jiggly tits.

There's literally only 2 exhentai galleries about the game and they're all deviantart-tier shit from the same guy. That's how bad it is, nobody is even willing to draw porn out of the girls in game

Am I the only one that post is really fucked up for?

They were all open and overlapping for me.

That's happening to me aswell.

EXACTLY

Between the new champion being completely broken and the battle of autoaims that rivals CS GO this game is pretty much unplayable now.

I would kill to go back to closed beta. Game was so much better.

Makoa has a unique Frontliner playstyle that's focused on singling out vulnerable enemies and yanking them in for the slaughter with Dredge Anchor. His Cannon gives him powerful short to medium-range damage, while Ancient Rage allows him to remain a persistent threat, even without a friendly Support. He functions best as a flanker, where his anchor can catch enemies unawares and kill them before they can react. With his ultimate on a medium cooldown, he can operate for long periods of time away from his team.

dont mean to shitpost, makoa is breddy fun

so, why did they think skye needed a 33% boost in ammo? is it becaues bullet resistance exists and you arent actually supposed to be able to withstand her damage?

I was told that Overwatch had the best waifus. The pickings are actually rather slim. What the fug is this? Disappointing.

go back to 9gag hi-rez and take your shitty copy of an already shitty game with you

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To be fair doge shit is still the most recognizable dog related meme
Although that still doesn't excuse them from making an actual meme skin.

"doing well" is subjective.
The only reason it's remotely breathing now, is because of Reddit pandering.

Nevermind that webm gave me ghonorrhea

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get these cards for torvald and never ever die again

The value of Wrecker just went up.
I am loving Grok in the patch, he is great.

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You had one fucking job at NOT forcing her to shit.
Neat design, should give I shit about her because?
tumblrinas fucked it up, Jizzard only had to listen.
eww, and more ewww.
I don't give a shit.
i am going to give you a survey to complete and tell me if i gave you a good service, i have asspergues.
The one that had more potential because she's like the main character, BUT SHE'S A FUCKING DYKE BECAUSE WE HAVE THE LGBTA+ COMMUNITY EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T TOUCH OUR FUCKING PRODUCTS.
Zhe medic is sexier, fuck off
Y'AR ME ALLAH
Beaner that sells stolen smartphones in front of a Best Buy with outdated catchphrases, not even Chabelo is that fucking cheesy .

this shit is goddamn hilarious

are they pulling a Kaufman?

I would've thought that even Reddit would be tired of le doge maymay by now. Christ, it was never funny.

so what do you prefer on evie? i max out teleport range and of course flicker (heal on blink), but it can be difficult to get any precision out of it. didnt used to have to max it so i had a few extra points to put into healing ice block, which seems to be the only time that ability is useful.
im thinking maybe i shouldnt max it out on maps that dont have enormous open areas or when they dont have a kinessa.