Swery is back

twitter.com/Swery65/status/820799436620054529

Left Access Games awhile ago due to heal issues but has now opened his own studio in Osaka.

who? is this an eceleb or something?

Made Deadly Premonition and D4 or Dark Dreams Don't Die. The games he's made are known to be bad in a good way, I guess?

Regardless, it's good so see a developer over an illness.

Fuck yeah


Its a developer, google it newfag

D4 will never get finished so I don't really care

Finish D4 you coffee-loving fuck.

Seriously?

I hope he makes that game about the girl whose powers come from masturbation that he talked about. Even if it was a joke, I'd play it just to see where he went with it.

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I wonder how would he depict masturbation as a main gameplay mechanic without an AO rating.

Can't wait to see what he puts out

Whenever she rubs one out, the screen fades to black, and you just hear the heroine moaning for a couple seconds before it fades back in, I guess?

WHERES THE GAMEPLAY SWEARY?

While the screen is black, a prompt appears on the screen telling you to rotate the control stick. You start slowly, but are prompted to keep going faster and faster until she reaches her limit.

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Schlicks one out I think you mean.

Whatever the female equivalent is.

LITERALLY
WHO?!

But we'll never see more of D4.

Flicking the bean and jilling off are two I know off.

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YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE GAMEPLAY SWEARY!!!

IT'S RIGHT THERE GOD DAMN ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND STOP SHOUTING

WHERE'S THE GAMEPLAY SWEARY??!!!

Thank god he's alright. Can't wait to see what he's gonna do next.

JUST PLAY IT YOU… YOU… DOUBLE NIGGER

Where's that wheelbarrow when you need it?

ftfy

Maybe Access Games is kill or something, outside of them working on D4's PC port and them apparently working on DMC4:SE I have no clue what they've done recently. I just hope Swery eventually leaks the plot somewhere down the line.

i got you covered fam

hot

Outta fucking nowhere
Thanks for the laughs based drawfag

that's not a wall of dicks
that retarded bot can't even follow instructions correctly

Nah, i had that saved since '08.


AS PUNISHMENT YOU WILL STAND THERE AND WATCH AS I FINISH TAKING A SHIT

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