♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

TP go sit on a flagpole and read my post in the other thread
Goodnight

bye love

luka is aite, sets a shitty precedent

THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE SNUFFED OUT
ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF TURKEY!!!!

SO SHIT GOING DOWN WHERE IT ALWAYS DOES, ALRIGHT.

WHAT REVOLUTION? ARE WE STARTING ANOTHER CRUSADE?

precisely...

Just ban Luka so it forces him to leave his house for something to do.

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i feel like scoots could killl more than 87 people just falling down the stairs

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WOULD HE SURVIVE?

That would have the force of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
So unlikely.

Chipper up.
It's a beautiful day, a day to play and make friends. Go out and live life, love.

Secular revolutionaries are being unjustly detained

its 2 am
:(

and im too warm

WHAT A SHAME, I GUESS IT WOULD BE A ONE USE WEAPON.

*bohemian rhapsody piano break

TP why are you so mad though?

Just because I wont bandwagon you on a stupid idea. ANOTHER Stupid idea you've had. You seem to be rather good at making stupid ideas. I almost could be mistaken for thinking you are a thick cunt.

Go to sleep. It'll be a beautiful day tomorrow.

does smiles Holla Forums

It's bear season in Canada.
He doesn't want to be shot.

SECULAR MEANS NO RELIGION RIGHT? ARE THE SECULAR DUDES BEHAVING? WHY ARE THEY REVOLTING ANYWAYS?

of course

no i just called you fat

for literally no reason

i have to finish my laundry before i can pack it for tommorow morning...

i think the more i say this more reason thing the more the cuks believe it

how do i filter the trump spam

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Well word is they sick of Erdogan trying to Islamify the politics, the military is seen as the secular agent that makes sure the seperation of powers are kept

U mad

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no you just make fucking sense

one last time aim all guns at the comet empire

ALL GUNS

I used to. Not so much nowadays.

Be nice.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Stop mad

FOR THE PEOPLE!!!!

Is it worth lurking for luls? I have lurked once or twice. Maybe we c-can tinfoil hat, senpai?

Be mean.

PROTO1 WAR GOD

WHERE IS MNAAH SCOTS

I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTOOD ANY OF THAT DUE TO ME BEING POLITICALLY RETARDED, BUT GOOD LUCK.

this thread is literally all mlpchan

the terrorists fucking won

I THOUGHT WE WON THE WAR AGAINST THE PONYFAGS.

RIFK WAR GOD!

huehuehuehue

i drew a line... i drew a line for you

oh what a thing to do

youtube.com/watch?v=LXbXYO9F2O4

LOVE and light

What do you want to tinfoil about?

Suck my dick, love.

GOOD

every poster here is a pony reject

We won the battle but lost the war.

like the really slutty ones that evan 4chan Holla Forums didn't like

RIFK IT NEVER ENDS, IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

Chemtrails? Flouride in water? Illuminati?

road trip early morning for the weekend
to go on a shopping spree in a city

Your penis is literally too large for anything to take.

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WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

Y-YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKIN WITH ME.

NEVER FORGET

How the fuck are you going on a road trip when your broke ass can't even buy a $5 Subway sandwich?

Kill them all, Kon.

coup is false flag by gundragon to consolidate more power reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

STEP A LITTLE CLOSER

youtube.com/watch?v=JkddRu2Ehyo

IT'S TIME NOW BOY

YEAH RIGHT, I DON'T THINK HE EVEN POSTS ANYMORE.

jiiiii~

was this directed toward me?

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU THEN?

re

WAR GOD! HEAR MY CRY!

Yes

OKA REAL MOTHERFUCKING MOHAWK GS

RIFK I WILL CRUSH YOU

I'M SCOUT OF COURSE.

i nevert had to try hard to watch anime or mlp season 5 to be accepted

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OH, HEY, NOT-KON.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO OTHER THAN PROBABLY INTOXICATED?

RIFK INGRID'S SQUAD
ROLL CALL

neither did I shitlord

I love how the artists just made Jerry look so ultimately vulnerable with his shirt off, I mean, look, I mean, ... see, like, his nipples even have deinition, all his flaws are laid out, he's a chunky lazy piece of shit

fuck you

why are we even beefing

BEEN PRACTICING SMASH SO I CAN SMASH AXEL. ALSO BEEN PLAYING HALO ODST. REAL KON IS PROBABLY OFF LOSING IN TEKKEN.

RIFK

HE IS HERE NEXT TO ME.

right next to me

I can move on you scooots

someone calle someone a faggot

I WAS LITERALLY JUST LAUGHING ABOUT THAT WITH TSUCHI.

To where?

Memes.

WHERE SHOV???

NO U

Dang, I missed some good belly laughs?

@smiles

what about tsuchi makes you text him daily and trust him

don't get me wrong i like tsuchi

but you seem to be on some in love type shit

rifk war god

youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

They're OTP.
Tsuchi is actually probably a stand up dude when you get past the anger and meth.

RIFK THUNDERSTRUCK

Fight with the best
Riot with the rest
Shoot em in the chest
WAR! GOD! RIFK!
LOVE FOR WAR GOD

he really cares for like literally only smiles

Well, when you find yo one and only boo then thats how it goes.
Plus, he has never really liked anyone else so it isn't really much of a culture change.

RIFK

FUCK THE JEWS

Tsuchi: "How about you sing Cats and the Cradle"
Tsuchi: "I dislike hearing most people sing, but I don't mind when you do it. It's cute when you do it."

Literally happened as I was reading your post.

i feel like irl if you came in between tsuchi's love for smiles you would get drop kicked or shot

did tsuchi miss how fucking smiles cybered cat at age 16 tho

NO MORE FINGERS IN OUR FISH STICKS
NO MORE BRUBBY SALSA

Kawaiii as fuck. Lucky I dont have anything in my tum atm otherwise i'd have been sick.
OTP
OTP
SMILESxTSUCHI CANON

cat?

down south... not that far... just some city... nothing special.

did you cyber cato when he was underage?

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he did

oh hey chiri

That's way too conservative of a guess.

RIFK SHOV

RAIDCHAN

YOU HAVE BEEN THUNDER

STRUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=tBMQxyPiv4s

rifk!
THE ANTHEM
BLAST IT OUT THE SPEAKER LOUD AS STORMIN THE INFIDEL TOWN

idk

Drunken mistakes, and I was under the impression he was older. Like I don't know how he was only 16 though. He started college in 2013ish I thought, and it was around or after that time. He was no where 16.

I WILL HUNT ALL YOU DOWN.

PPOTO1 WAR GOD

YO i WANNA MAKE A SONG FOR YOU.

OH YEAH FOR ANYONE WONDERING, IT IS LEGAL TO USE BUGS IN BED AS LONG AS YOU DON'T KILL THEM.

why would you like just cyber a fucking person at all?

regardless some fucking retard who what ageless

Gun em down, god of war, see'er of all things

Haven't repeated it though, so lesson learned.

HAH

YOU WOULDNT CYBER A BEAR!
YOU WOULDNT CYBER A MOVIE!
SO WHY CYBER A PERSON!
TP, 2016

AMERICAN INDIAN

PROTO1

youtube.com/watch?v=v525UGbA448

we were just standing there minding our own
we went on and on
the weak become heroes and the stars aligned

was*

i guess that's why he fucking found jesus

smiles also cybered ban when he was underage

RIFK NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME

Coup de ta or coup de gra
war god
son of ra

is this your attempt at white knighting smiles for raping a child?

No, I was being satirical

MY ARMS ARE COLD

;LOVE YOU SCOOTS

Respectfully, I never really knew who ban was until I started posting here. I can promise that I didn't do anything with him, and if he claims I did I want him to provide logs. I don't remember it at all.

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oh

HAMMER OF THE GODS
MJOLNIR
FIGHT THE POWER
WAR GOD WE BELIEF

fuckk you

war

war

war

war

youtube.com/watch?v=JkddRu2Ehyo

hounestly i like you but you cybered cato when he was underage and that is legally rape

war war war war

hey scoots

War? Maybe in the swamP??

I have never lost.

hi lewd

In the swamp
you find a man
a man of class
a man of frost
a man so smart
a man so bold
whisper gently, "ingrid cold"

How even?

I love you with all my heart.

proto1 war god

youtube.com/watch?v=rBJbzYxCC5I

Sup Teepers

It was [Insert Short Poster]

I never cybered Cato before he said he was in college. I'm being honest with that. As far as my knowledge went he was of age.
Also, we never exchanged anything beside text words, so I would hardly use the term rape for this situation.

WE FIGHT
FOREVER WAR
brb breakfast

Lenko

i'm listening to wu-tang

never felt more cliche

be afraid when I knock on your door.\

CAN SOMEONE PINPOINT WHEN THE THREADS WENT FROM BASIC SHITPOSTING AND BITS OF DRAMA TO POLITICS AND LEGAL TALK? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

...this thread is fucking stupid

i like anime pics

:)

DOESN'T EVERYONE

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER CASINO

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not lewd ones tho

casino river

WHERE MAH SCOOT?

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BRB DRINK LOVE YOU CASINO

youtube.com/watch?v=QeJVOTnqWr4

♥ Cooking

♥War god

I hope, one day, Smiles-senpai will tell me some Holla Forums sotires.

who is she?
:)

youtube.com/watch?v=hcbuYcAJqMk

RIFK

tbh wu-tang is probably the best rap gtoup ever

._. strange

IT IS A REAL WAR AND IT HERE EVERY DAY

i LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS

KILL THE HOMOVANS
RIFK

My brother.

Ask for thyself a another kingdom.

for that which I leave is too small fir thee.

where?

Just wait

watch and learn

youtube.com/watch?v=FjV8SHjHvHk

sxoots you here?

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father

who

I am the son of man.

you are man

RIFK

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You are one disgusting motherfucker

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SUCC OR gtfo

Succ..?

RIFK HE SAID HE WOULD HOLD ON TO HELP ARRIVED

WAR FOR TERRITORY

SCOOTS?

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Tiddies

lewd

Nice boobs!

no lewd please

GIMME a hug.

*hugs*

-moves Photo1 out of the way and hugs you too-

I'm a melon.

HUGS FOR THE WAR GOD

I love you so much it hurts scoots.

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PROTO1
GOD OF WAR
HUGS FOR YOU

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fuck with me and die

where mah scoots?

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HUGS WAR

proto1
'war god

you have been thunder sti=urk

I miss the days when I was younger, and I could just have random friends who I though were hot and we'd cam and masturbate to each other even though we were so far away

warawarwarwarawarwarwarwarwar

SHOV?

NO

SCOOTS RIFK

IT IS GOING TO HURT WHEN I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

WAR GOD

omg talk about quebec indians more

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What did I miss

ur mom

iM AM GOING TO KILL YOU SHOV

head pats........?

I'm moving to Russia when Hillary wins

Good call

What if Trump wins?

RIFK

KERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KYKERMIT KY

Come with me

I shall stay and help build the wall and be part of the deportation/death squads

:)

?

Oh look, scoots going full autism, what a rare sight

I thought the mexicans were gonna build the wall
or were they just paying for it

will head pats hurts?

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

WE KNOW WHERE YOU WORK.

YOU ARE NOT THAT HARD TO FIND.

We'll build it and Mexico is going to pay for it
(Made in the good ol' USA)

no :)

you're taking your sweet ass time

Promise...........?

Wish I shared your optimism for the future!
Also how have you been, Ika? You doing alright?

rifk kill the frog

I'm bored waiting by the phone all day... I want a job to call but only illegal Mexicans get hired

Why are you still friends with Alice?

Well good luck! I hope someone hires you!

...and why wouldn't I be?

REAL FUCKNIG INDIANS

SHOV YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS ROTTEN

yes

Sleep is death.

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I already live in an illiberal state, we have none of the PC bullshit here or any of the corrupt western madness, as good as Russia

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No one is going to hire a white

And because she's a sociopath

You're like lying like Alice2, right..?

So you're saying I should live with you?

>You're not** lying like Alice2, right..?

nah

Actually, the reverse has been seen to be true.

politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/mar/15/jalen-ross/black-name-resume-50-percent-less-likely-get-respo/

Generally speaking, if you have a black sounding name you're much less likely to get a call back.

However your real life name SOUNDS like it could be black, so who knows.
Would be a fun irony if that were the case.

Also I noticed you like to say sociopath a lot.

I'm saying I don't have to go to Russia
It would be pointless to learn Hungarian

may i... have a head pat, please?

I don't wanna click that Alice2 dox link
And my name doesn't sound black at all ;~;

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Oh yeah I have to watch that animu

It's politifact you paranoid dumby

And it sounds like it COULD be, i'm just sayin'.

Onii-sama told me I should be watching it.

I don't care if I have to stock food in a grocery store, I need werk

Tokai?

Nin is Onii-sama.

Tokai is my beau.

I had that job once when I was in highschool!

it's pretty uhhh
boring

*pats*

Tokai-chan should be your everything

Did it pay well?
And was Alice mad about Bernie endorsing Hillary?

ow

Kisses the next poster

Hi

-kiss-

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Giving yourself so wholly and unquestioningly to someone isn't really something I'm capable of, honestly.

Don't you want to be a good little submissive?

O-oh. Thank you.

Thanks for the (You). Have one in return.

its been a long time

You're welcome

Oh hey Moogs, indeed it has. How have you been?

Whats up?

decent

wbu

Pokemon Go

Nothing

I can say the same. My two week summerbreak just started. And i'll be pretty busy from tomorrow.

Oh i see. Whatcha doing?

nothing v.v

Hmm, sounds a little boring. Nothing at all?

why so busy

I'm a switch.

So... no.
I'm also a brat, as I'm sure you've noticed.

Just signed up for summer course with physical activities and healthy food at some school. Its gonna be pretty neat.

you are hardly a switch

you are 90 percent gay
90 percent whore

js

gonna get ripped? are you already ripped?

Yes... there is nothing to do but wait until a job calls me

What's a switch?

Dude leave her alone

oh hey moogs

overwatch

saved

It means I can fill both dom and sub roles.

Nope, i'm overweight so i need to lose weight.
Can always focus on gaining muscles later.
Hopefully i'll lose a little weight while there and its only two weeks so i don't think much will happen, its more about taking the advises with you when you are done and use them afterwards.

Why not try and come up with something?

you really can't though

[Citation Needed]

is this nigga serious?

*cites you*

consistency is the hardest aspect of it. good luck

I has no computer to run it......

which do you prefer?

I usually just draw all day... it makes the time move faster

oh hey moogs

Thanks. Anyway what have you been up to lately?

he must have missed that

Ehh.

Mind sharing some of your drawings?

yeah i didnt see you there

waiting for school to start.

more recently i am slaving away at me ART

you are a whore without a job or any motivation

yes, i find it hard to believe that you are ever a dom in your e-slut conquests

what the fuck moogs

how are you on Holla Forums without computer?

im sorry

I think its nice with summerbreak. You have more time to yourself.

Believe it or not some people uses cellphones.

I prefer to be a sub...I like having a hot heavy body taking control of me

Never...

It's the only page I have opened atm lol
Everything else is off
I can't even go on youtube on this thing

I've actually been a dom in a relationship more than a sub.

But okay.

oh phew i was like

what did i ever do to moogs

i was about to start spitting truths

cause dom

I thought I typed something, but it's just as apt having not.

Why not? I like praising other people's works.

watch youtube~
:3

yeah i also dont want to go outside and interact due to the heat

youve lost me

text messages and flip phones

mine now~

just because you've roleplayed one 9 times over 8

doesn't make you a fucking dom

just makes you a fucking pathetic eslut

how is kyle?

And pounding his giant cock inside me

No you don't you psycho

My laptop will die if I did :/
I have to wake until my brother wakes up to use my gaming computer

I know that feeling man, the weather here has almost been too suffering. Either its overwhelming heat if not then its raining incredibly much.

We've talked about this i'm not a psycho.
Also stop making false assumptions.

same as always

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Let me rephrase then.
Every real, physical relationship I have been in, I have been the dominant partner both in the bedroom and out of it.

Every real, physical relationship I have been in, TP, I have been the one to make ever decision, and decide when, and how, we do anything.

A little too much info.

i also can't stand the sunlight. i can't find sunglasses dark enough

yeah dude sorry

still not buying it

Okay.

Normally i just use my computer for stuff like this.

Damn. I've got a nice pair of ozzy osbourne sunglasses i use.

can you tell him i said hi?

do i have to sign a release form for this?

nice chat

see you spewed a lot of bullshit

i called you out

you said okay

ive been using a walmart pair. i want to get something i can wear over my regular glasses though

he says hi

I've heard you can get shades you can attach to your own glasses.

you better not be fucking with me

how was your move anyways moog

moving is fucking agonizing

don't want to do it

any tips?

i feel like it is kinda like ripping a bandaid

use your gaming computer!
:)

computers are good

yeah im afraid they might damage them though

the effort required to do what you asked is too high and the returns too little.

i dont have a lot of 'stuff' so it packed two bags and left.

I*

yet another solid post from andrew of the north

yes computers are indeed good

yeah see i just want to throw away all my stuff

cause the moving is so haggard

It's more just that I don't care to argue with you.

That certainly depends on what computer we are talking about.

Really? I don't see quite see how that would do it.

do you need a uhaul or something

I hope you know what i mean after this fuckup.

i don't care to argue with you either

i like it better when you spew bullshit
i call you out
you comply with okay

or some passive aggressive fake filter

probably will

i plan to throw most of my furniture out but like hella boxes with god knows what

my goal is to like throw out everything except 2 weeks of clothes and maybe a box of keepsakes

and one couch

cause that couch reclines and is based

Who do you think I am? Lol.

i was just saying

sorry rin, i know you're not that sad

yeah i read something about how the clasps can damage the frame or lens

might depend on brand iunno

ayyyyy

how far are you moving

man some people gotta correct their lives

I guess that fake filters are kind of a Nezi exclusive.

40 minutes no traffic

basically i want to find an apartment close to work

but at the same time i don't HAVE to move and have a pretty great rate here

Someone that is slight less lazier than me who wants to make a new thread?

Oh i see.

450 replies or 250 images, I thought?

I thought it was 300.

someone new thread

tp what the hell are you still doing here

make a new thread you society sink

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You're terrible at this.

it's way early tho

Atleast one link went through, isn't that good enough?

new

Yes.

No.

i can't copy that link cause i have my replies saved

computers need to invent a control c plus