Oh hey user, why the fuck can't you jump anymore? What's that? No, I don't need a 2 hour tutorial on how to play a game. Back story? What the hell are you fucking talk about, we have enemies to slay, items to obtain, and a Princess to rescue. History? How about we save that for the losers who can't even beat the game. Come on LETS GO! we have an adventure to go on.
LETS GO
Liam Anderson
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Andrew Myers
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Jordan Perry
This is the only game I don't feel bad about save-scumming
Noah Lee
What parts exactly?
John Baker
Spoopiest Zelda and most unnerving Game Over screen of all time.
Connor White
You're on OP! Honestly it is practically the only zelda I haven't played because I thought it was such a stupid idea. The only memory I have is a sentence that says
what the fuck little girl? fuck off with that shit
Josiah Rivera
Git gud
Austin Lewis
Adventure of Link is like the Dark Souls of Zelda games.
Luke Ortiz
What in the fuck!? Am I supposed to grind until my attack is higher so this isn't flaming bullshit? It is pretty neat for the time that it know when the sword hits a wall and pushes back link but needing to crouch and attack something with the sword to pick it up is 2-3 more steps than need be to get a god damn item.