WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NINTENDO?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NINTENDO?

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This isn't a major loss, suck it up, you dink.

How else am i going to laugh at 12 year olds that cant crawl in metroid?

Wow, Nintendrones are literally addicted to being cucked huh?

This is more about streetpass than miiverse

So crying about a feature even more useless than the memeverse. Can't even make this up.

Not sure if you'd want to keep the thing in sleep mode all the time, just to pass someone who may also have a switch.

Miiverse seems like more of surprise to just drop.

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On one hand the Miiverse cancer is gone for good. On the other hand it sucks that Streetpass is gone and Streetpass was a nice feature for the 3DS. But I'm not spill spaghetti over this news like OP is.

What the fuck is this, an elementary school?

seems like a pretty valuable feature tbh

Streetpass seems like it would be a pain to use on this thing. I will be sad with miis gone, I liked them as avatars.

It was like babby's first imageboard with an emphasis on OC. We got a shitload of lewd OC from the Japs, and a shitload of hilarious autism from burger kids. It was great, you can fuck off back to >>>/fur/

trigger you.
Damn.

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Cant even handle children.

does he still use the censored twitter clone?

Where will user hit on little girls now? Nintendo should be ashamed smdh.

Just remember this picture every time you feel like killing yourself, Holla Forums

the system is a fucking handheld that happens to connect to a TV.

why don't people understand this shit ?

Rip miiverse, Never really used it but I laughed at the Sweden donkey Kong post.

Because the only type of adult that purchases nintendo trash is a parent.

where is the video of that sad dogo?

why does he cry?

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he lost someone

from the thumbnail i can see its not the same video, not watching animal cruelty m8, it's worse than isis beheadings

she's fine m8

Nobody is cruel to the dog in that video.

Streetpass kinda makes sense. The Switch is supposed to be a portable home console instead of a handheld, so there would be less people carrying it about. Also battery life might be an issue.
It's a shame to see Miiverse go though. That was fun, and I love how they integrated it into games.


They're being nice to the dog

The only reason this is interesting is because Sun and Moon didn't use the streetpass function at all. Pokemon Stars on the Switch confirmed.

Ok i watched the video, pretty cool, feeling the power of love etc, but it's not the same video

I can't stop seeing the dog in switch photos

Streetpass only worked in Japan due to the population density and Miiverse was a thing I didn't give a fuck about.

No loss for me.

So how is he handling the whole Trump thing?

Paid online and no miiverse to find original drawings. Switch sounds pretty terrible.

Don't worry they will reintroduce miiverse in some shitty paid app version to mesh with their paid online

Miiverse was great. Seeing people's drawings as graffiti in Splatoon was a lot of fun, Splatfests would have been fucking boring without that.

Only good thing about miiverse is all the autism that people screenshot and post here.

This is also something I'd like to see

I really want to know what they are doing. Are they going to keep the DS because it really sells or make the Switch the ultimate Nintendo portable/home console? I just want more 3ds games so I can continue pirating more and more shit

Just because they're getting rid of mii verse doesn't mean they aren't going to have something similar more suited to what they're going with the switch.

I'll miss mii verse, but I'm sure the Switch will have its own memetastic social media thing

From what i understand, its connects straight to social media, which I assume means twitter and kikebook.

I wish you people would grow up and stop being insufferable, willfully ignorant, self-absorbed spiritual autists.

The announcement said there will be ways to talk with friends if you pay for it.

Nintendo realized people only like their handhelds now so they've begun a gradual transition to making two different handhelds each generation. They'll range from having slightly different features in certain games to having exclusive games on each one. They'll announce them soon with two new Pokemon games, one for each console.

Trust me this is legit, I'm Miyamoto's fuckboy and he talks in his sleep, luckily I understand Spanish. Will post pic of his bedroom with time-stamped cock soon for proof.

and if you download their smart phone app. there is no chat, voice or otherwise, that you can use from the switch

i am talking about the shock value of these videos

i wish you faggots would stop trying to be such pretentious virtue signalers.

remember this is company that refuses to sell a finished product it made with anything other than an obtuse greymarket voucher program

♪ In arms of an angel… ♪

Yeah, but I don't think Nintendo wouldn't temper that with some new special app. Nintendo likes to try to be self-sufficient and not dependent on others, even when it is impractical. I could see them allowing you to post your achievements and screenshots on normal social media like the PS4, but having also some other special thing that comes with your subscription


I think they did that for two main reasons:

1. It strips the console down to its most essential components so they can produce and sell it cheaper (it's gotta be cheaper to unload functions on a smart phone app)

2. Their family/child friendly image. This way, parents can probably keep better track of what their kids are listening to or seeing. Some of the Miiverse stuff, especially on Splatoon, kind of approached inappropriate levels because of all the older people playing it and because every now and then you'd have some kid posting about how Splatoon is the only thing that takes their mind off their daddy beating or raping them.

streetpass had some cool stuff but who cares about miiverse?

that's why you should hack your 3ds

While I liked the Miiverse integration in games like Splatoon with drawings/graffiti I feel like the "asking other users for help" feature as shown from E3 2012 kind of flounded.
I'm seen people ask for help and all they get is a few "yeahs" from different users and zero reply's/answers to there question. I can't understand why these people think I better "yeah" this and then stay slient and not help this person with their problem whatsoever.

With Streetpass, I was hoping for either letting people get Streetpass data from online players or even a mobile app.


Does he use he name (Tom Preston) for his Miiverse account? If he does, that's pretty retarded considering how much of an annoyance he is.

$5 says one of the cores is dedicated to OS background services like the 3DS. Streaming voice chat on top of that would be practically free.
1. Parental controls. Block your kid from voice chat and you're good to go.
2. Most problems with xbox live and the like come from having lobby-wide voice chat, so whoever you get matched up with can call you a faggot. Nintendo was never going to implement that, so that only leaves parties of friends, which are much less likely to result in abuse (though of course there can still be pedos befriending kids and the like, hence the need for parental controls)
3. Now you need a phone. Most kids do have smart phones these days, and they're much less restricted devices than Nintendo consoles, so this is arguably worse for parental control. Now all the pedo has to do is get the kid to add him on some other app and voila, completely uncontrolled interaction. Even worse, the Switch lacks a camera, and now he's talking to the kid on a device with a high quality one.

FUCKING DROPPED

L-lewd

stupid dog

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The video is literally the opposite. They're showing affection to a dog that was beaten all it's life and recently rescued, and it doesn't know how to react.

I'm going to miss that, no pedo. It was kinda cute getting to peek in on a social network for kids.

why are you even complaining about it? you know you're going to buy it, you can't live without that nintendo corporate plumber cock down your throat.

even if it has no games, even if the zelda is barely going to be a zelda, even if the graphics are worse than a PS3, even if it has a retarded motion fucking gimmick that makes the console harder to use, even with paid online, even if all the bad things in the industry were condensed and put into this console, you'd still buy it, because:
A) its nintendo
B) its NEW

even if you don't buy it, and you try to stir up a boycott, its not gonna work, hundreds of youtube memers, e-celebs, and people who don't like videogames but play them anyways because they can monetize in "le nerd culture" will do it, they will pay full price for everything nintendo shits on their plate so that they can show it to a bunch of other people who play videogames for the "nerd cred" and not because they like them.

at most the only ones who will suffer are the 3rd party devs whose games will fade into obscurity because of shitty specs, nintendo, the main company, will profit, as they have always done. come on nigger, this is their what… 9th "big" console/handheld release? they know what they're doing, they know they're too big too fall, and they know they can make trash with SKyrim as a selling point and it'll still sell.

at least we got the porndog mascot out of it.

furkike pls stop making dum posts

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Thanks for the Nikki ass

At least we still have Miitomo

Post more.

You do know that the parental control app can switch all chat functions with the Switch console with the touch of a finger right?

I'm guessing that the chat app itself can only work when linked up with the Switch console.

For all other memeing and social media, they're probably going to use Miitomo

Hopefully this "third pillar" system will fail like the DS should have and Nintendo will go back to making normal consoles for real videogaming enthusiasts again.

Thank fucking god, Streetpass was an awful idea for distributing content for anywhere out of nip-nong ching-chong land, no other country has a dense enough population that can also afford 3dses

Yeah, I also remember being too shy and awkward to go up and talk to anyone with another 3Ds that I didn't know

Unless you live in a place like la or somewhere in an area full of conventions. Which I don't, ironically enough, I'm in commiefornia.

what fucking games even utilized streetpass well besides the Mii Plaza games?

that's adorable

There will always be irresponsible parents that don't set up parental controls. Point is that by bringing a smartphone into the equation, the potential for abuse greatly increases.
Any parent that gives their kid a smartphone is fucking crazy in the first place, but it's even worse when you introduce a social context for children and manchildren to interact.

But the DS was a great system, at least when the games weren't abusing features just because they're there. Having GBA was a plus. 3DS had it easier if only because gyro aiming actually works well, and the other major gimmick can be turned off.

Some of them had shit where another person's profile would appear in the game and you could use their character or whatever to play. I once got someone with a character that did max damage for every enemy/boss in bravely default.

Normally i would worry that they decided to kill off Miiverse because i do all my art there but seeing how shitty,butthurt and mod abusived it is i say let it rot.

The thing is though the reason a lot of parents don't monitor what their kids are playing is because they don't always have a means. I actually am kinda fascinated by Nintendo's new parental control app from a technical perspective even though I don't have any kids

Also, everything you stated would only be an issue if the chat app allowed for the sharing of any more personal information than Miiverse already does. I doubt it will be and at least here, the parental controls for the Switch might allow parents to at least be better able to monitor just who their kids are befriending.


Yeah, but I think Nintendo is at least trying to take that into account. Unless Nintendo's family friendly image is just a front for a cabal of pedos seeking to enable pedos under the guise of protecting children.

Yeah but that's exactly my point: that's all streetpass was ever used for, profile sharing. Fire Emblem Awakening had Streetpass teams, Pokemon ORAS shared Secret Bases. But nothing else worthwhile was ever shared. They didn't even put Streetpass features in XY, and it would have been cool if you could trade Pokemon via Streetpass.

That game was absolute shit. Only the retarded 14 year old me thought it was hot.

You are right its shit, their breasts are not flat enough.

It would be poetry if one of them was the son of his old school bully.

There was a loli in the game too, you fucking retard. I jerked off to the fucking sprite sheets and made nude edits.

It seems you're still pretty fucking retarded then.

Haha oh wow

No kidding, I was using it as an example of gimmicky rubbish. More egregious would be Super Princess Peach though.

I meant when I was 14.

Right?

Never played it but it looks like a decent child molestation simulator to me.

wew about time his shitty bearsona fucking disappeared.

And now crying over faggots committing suicide.


The only good thing that Nintendo has ever allowed

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE SWITCH IS THE BEST FANS-MILKING CONSOLE EVER

What I would have done to be on set that day to see these 2 weirdos making silent jerking motions while being filmed.

I want to experience this

But with my dick as the joycon

Do you think they stared into each other's eyes?

post more miiverse things thx!

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Holy shit, I remember a friend that liked messing around with pixels, and I'd ask him to make nude edits of pokegirl sprites from 3rd gen so I could fap and he'd do it all on mspaint, dot by dot, the absolute madman Good times.

You still have them saved of course, Mr. Trips?

That's love

Sorry, it's been like 10 years


You know it

Do it, faggot.

Eternal classic.

Damn it, I checked my Miiverse folder and couldn't find it either.

(CHECKED)

the hell is this shit even about
gas all nintenyearsold tbh

Nice find.

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smh my head tbh fam 😂👌👌👌👌

At least post the finished version

Thanks for the finished Nikki ass

Yeah, it's been on the booru for Holla Forums art for over a year and a half.

That Marie note is mine, as well

o-oh
does it feel weird getting thanked with your own reaction image

gunnernacho stop pedo

take this.

It feels weird being thanked, period. But the pic was meant to be used, so use away

Speaking of, one of my Miiverse posts was put in Nintendo's memorial video. It wasn't one of my faves…

Damn, Japanese can really draw in any medium

already had it in a different arrangement but thanks.


Are you trying to make me cry


Neat, which one? Taking a wild guess it's this.

I have 756 unique Splatoon miiverse drawings, and I quit playing Splatoon many months ago. Just thinking of all the good drawings I've missed makes me a little disappointed.

No.

It's one of the cars posts

The Miiverse is literally a kindergarten Holla Forums

I wish I could be a fly on the wall at nintendo during exec meetings to witness the corporate buffoonery that controls not just the gaming industry but our entire society.

Trust me user you do not want to know just how out of touch these people are. It's enough to make a man weep, at the very least scream. Maybe both.

Miiverse was kinda ok

useless except maybe for the drawings

useless except twice a year at conventions

nintendo fanboys last week;


nintendo fanboys today;


kek

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I thought the whole point of it is that it's portable. If you want a home console why not just get a Wii U? From what I can tell it's all around better than this and it has more games. Why make something that directly competes with your other failed console, is even more expensive and is somehow worse in almost every department? Is Nintendo really this stupid?

user, please. They already ceased Wii U production in Japan, the next Wii U shipment in the west is hinted to be the last. Switch is not the successor to the 3DS, is the successor to the Wii U.

It's the first 9th generation console. I know it's hard to believe but that's what Nintendo is doing.

consoles are dead , MS and sony see the writing on the wall that's why they are shitting out "revisions" every 3 years instead of 5 they want to milk it before people just stop buying that shit.

It still has to compete with it. Nintendo hasn't really given people any reason to not just go on ebay and get a Wii U for $200 instead of this, the only gimmick it's got going for it is the portability which apparently the Nintendo PR team themselves are trying to distance themselves from for some reason.

It's gonna get new games and the Wii U is not, that's enough reason right?

I mean, PS4 didn't even have any games for 2 years, didn't stop people from buying PS4s.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

They told him nintendo switch was going to have paid online.
Can't blame him

It's a hiperbole you twat. Like when I say that you are an immensurable faggot with suicidal tendencies, who tried time and time again to kill yourself by chocking on numerous dicks at a time. When what I really mean is that you are an ordinary faggot, who enjoy sucking dicks and getting fucked in the ass. Got it?

You don't deserve to use that Sindoll pic.

at the japanese event where they had demos for a bunch of the games they had a huge central booth for 1-2-switch and the fat farmer in this ad was in the milk booth. apparently he got right into the part of a farmer, too, you can probably find videos of it.

StreetPass and Miiverse are cool. Nintendo is dumb.

Streetpass is dumb, and I never even used Miiverse.

It's just a tablet that you can plug into your TV. I dunno why they are trying to compete with the console market with a tablet, it's insane.

The stickers in SM3DW let you end every level by uploading an image of Mario farting on a crying fairy. You are a no-fun nigger.

What are you, 12?

I guess I don't even have to ask.

I'M 34

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Forgot about Pro and Scorpio there :^)

I guessed StreetPass wouldn't be included when I saw that the Switch was portable but not fit-in-your-pocket portable. Kinda sucks but at the same time, I don't like the direction it's heading in anyway, considering the updates for it that cost 5 fucking dollars.

Porting Miiverse to the 3DS felt like the beginning of them unifying the platforms so I can't fathom why they wouldn't bring it over.

Not including StreetPass is just stupid, how's that fucker supposed to stalk the bitch he met at the airport?

Did she die? Did she dead because she loss?

salllllt
youtube.com/watch?v=WdGV03wskOY

Why can't Nintendo take reserves for something like this… and then make that many?

Day of the rake when?

SHE WASN'T 13
"SHE WASN'T 13"
Story?

GUNNERNACHO RAPED AND KILLED A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL IN 1990.

I can't wait to see how bad it'll do.

8/v/ played Planetside 2 for a while and autism struck. I miss you wwew.

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Because the Wii U sold like hotcakes didn't it?

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Might sell a bit more considering its getting cracked is speeding up, will give it an incentive when you can both readily pirate on it and crack its vWii for Nintendon't and Wii piracy instead of just the vWii.

SHE WASN'T 13

does he still play?

Barbie and G.I. Joe is a popular classic ship.
Ken is a cuck.

Good bey

yeah sure

They are preparing to sell 4ds with new monster hunter and pokemon.

What filthy gaijin, you have thought that you are getting HD pokemon and HD monster hunter? No, fuck you.

No, it makes sense. First off, he wasn't imply ISIS as a whole, just beheadings. There's an innocence factor that has to be considered. A lot of the beheadings are of journalists or soldiers who consciously went there, so you feel not sadness, but pity for them. When they slice the necks of camels or kidnap, rape, torture, and kill people, all you see is pure savagery. The only reason they act like that is for their own satisfaction.

good bey

:(

Every time I see this it gets funnier and funnier that people think it will ever happen when they've been rocking PS2-era graphics since the very beginning and clearly have no intention of upgrading

Well, i don't think monster hunter fans have high standards. Even PS2 MH2-tier graphics in 720p is better than 3ds shit.

Define 720p, you mean upscaled or displayed normally on a higher-def television? If it's the former then no shit it looks better, otherwise I don't really notice that much of a fidelity difference between the PS2 games and the 3DS games.

rip in pieces

Most of the outfit hasn't touched it in at least a month and a half.

Best feel.

It's the little things

But the newest game has SO MANY FLASHY COLORS AND PARTICLES. Who cares if the other graphics suck and the framerate goes to shit?

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Obviously not; they play shit games with the clunkiest controls ever designed.

I'm pretty sure we found a Youtube channel that belongs to him with Minecraft let's plays

I don't even

Not just Minecraft.

I fail to see the problem, memelord, I play everything.

This might be a crazy idea. Perhaps the reason why the Nintendo Switch will not get a Miiverse app is because you can access Miiverse via web browser on your smart phone.

My sides XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I always felt the Wii U was the beginning of them unifying the platforms as its extra screen seemed as though it was meant to emulate the 3/DS.

how will squids graffiti?

MH1 and 2 are really good looking on pcsx2. Textures and character detail alone kill MH4.