New thread!!!!!!!!!!!

It's probably just awkward, but it is nice drawn

then carry on.

It is, yeah.

But I've spent more money on it than I even care to admit.

You could brush my teeth to find out.
And then I'll do yours.

There's like no "thread competition" thing since Niggy/Gypsy stopped.
I just didn't see a new one.

Oh great Shiro is here...

gilga.
rekt.

*pees on*

Very concerned by events unfolding in #Turkey. Our Embassy is monitoring the situation closely. Brits should follow FCO website for advice

Yep, Boris for Foreign Secretary

Hail Satan!

Why are people in the habit of calling anyone old who shows up Bern? There were a lot of old posters.

ISLAMIC REPUBLIC!!!!!!

I guess if it's the same as just one game it's fine.

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Anyone give me a TLDR on the Turkey shit, with no memes please?

grr

Oh it's just a thread meme :p

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no

like money wise, about 60 is one game.

army does a coup
civil war might happen
end

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president a shit
military trying to take it over because they dont want fully on Islam

Sorry I've been holding that in all day x.x

What are you up to?

Seems to be working.

Win win for him honestly. They stop the coup, he stays in power. If they kill civis then they get Europe coming after them like Libya

BREAKING: GERMANY INVADES POLAND AGAIN

I'm good with things like this.

lol

bleh... work

k bai

fucking stupid

HAPPENING!!!!

Have a noice day

See ya Sama
Have a good night

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lol what the fuck is this no

did you spend over 60 on it or nah

Thanks boiz

Slut

This wouldn't have happened if our robot overlords exterminated life on earth.

Told you I was good.

This game has been out forever.
And I've played it for a really really long time.

is this satire or cheeky or do you really believe this is what happened

I'm not a slut!

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*shrug*
I'm drinking and I still don't know what is fully going on.

This is not how you do a coup

"In Turkey we have a marriage of Islam and democracy. The child of this marriage is secularism. Now this child gets sick from time to time. The Turkish Armed Forces is the doctor which saves the child. Depending on how sick the kid is, we administer the necessary medicine to make sure the child recuperates"

This is what the Turkish military stands for. They are doing their job.

Cleaning the piss, hbu?

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sort of is

That's pretty much every coup, since working for the government but not military still makes you a "civilian".

the helis were shooting at the intelligence agency building earlier and they say they still are. the shots were in the same direction as well

I feel like you're avoiding

I think I can squeeze in a 'Daily Dose' joke in here somewhere.

Hulla.

Actually, this is exactly how you do it.

pretty sure the military are the good guys

turkish pm is an absolutely terrible dictator

That's still civilians.

gLORIOUS tURKISH rEVOLUTION. kILL ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE.

a human rights abuser and an Islamist

Like I said.
Way more than I even care to ever admit.

That is not what I meant. If the Turk military kills civis then Europe will get involved from backlash

I should've aimed for your boobs

Just got home from work. Last 2 days were super painful because we had an audit that happens every 3 years

Ready to relax

They're shooting at peoples on that bridge tho.

Anyways Erdohan is cool, facetiming because 2 cool for big cameras

yes

aiming directly at a govt building. theyre trying to overthrow them, no?

yes the military are the good guys

they fight for ataturk

John Kerry, the secretary of state, said he had heard the reports but could not comment. “I hope there will be stability and peace and continuity within Turkey,” he said while visiting Moscow.

Ned Price, spokesperson for the National Security Council at the White House, said: “The president’s national security team has apprised him of the unfolding situation in Turkey. The president will continue to receive regular updates.”

Turkey has the second biggest army in Nato after the US. It was a crucial ally during the cold war, although relations hit a bump in March 2003 when Turkey refused to let the US to invade Iraq from the north through Turkish territory.

Now they are military partners, albeit with significant political differences, in the fight against Islamic State. Last year Turkey agreed to let US warplanes and armed drones use the Incirlik air base, just 60 miles from the northwest Syrian border, to carry out raids against Isis. The aircraft had previously flown from Iraq or Arab allies such as Jordan.

Loss of the Turkish base would be a severe blow to the ongoing effort against Isis, especially after recent terrorist attacks within Belgium, France, Turkey and the US itself.

Turkey, which by the end of 2015 was hosting 2.5 million refugees, mostly from neighbouring Syria, has objected to US support for Kurdish forces operating in northern Syria against Isis. Washington has said it draws a clear distinction between the PKK, a foreign terrorist organisation, and the Syrian Kurds, whom it sees as one of many groups fighting Isis.

Mark Toner, deputy spokesperson for the US State Department, said last month: “Turkey is playing an important role with regard to Syria, with regard to the conflict there, both from the Assad regime as well as with Daesh [Isis]. So I don’t want to underplay that. But they have, as many countries do within the coalition, sometimes different priorities, different ideas about how to go about that, and that’s something we’re in constant dialogue with them about and working to coordinate better.”

youtube.com/watch?v=4wBEPykvCoE

wonder how foreign secretary Boris Johnson sees the matter

Government employees are literally civilians.
Or are you going to say the janitor at the CIA is totally not a civilian?

Shitty Korean MMOs. You?

Like, they're mowing down mobs of people like it's 1989.

not even my backdoors seem to uncover it

it is a scenario but it might as well not happen.
many coups there happend and we never did a thing.

He still thinks this is a nightmare and they're not really out of the EU.

oh shit thanks babe. made me spit out my drink when it happened

yes. a cia agent is the same status as a janitor that works at the same building
nice logic :)

turks are literal roaches anyway

i hate to be edgy but why should we be caring about a bunch of bugs being squashed in a great bug war

OH GOD, BORIS JOHNSON IS FORIEGN SECRETARY FOR UK.

Already posted what he thought.

Basically, 'Yo, I just got here, I don't know what the fuck to say... just google how 'To avoid gunfire' whilst I figure this shit out.'

twitter.com/RamiAILoIah/status/754081123630710785/video/1

Running over people like it's Nice.

I mean, he said that Erdohan was a goat fucker and then this happens shortly after taking his new post. That cheeky bastard probably organized it all!

Getting ready to relax
naked + tea + food on the way = peace

So sad I wasn't on your list boo

They're unarmed.
They're not apart of a police force or military.
They are literally civilians.

Neat, now tanks are firing at the presidential palace.

This better end tomorrow in WW3 tho

Kurds aren't that great either but when they're trying to do good it should be recognized

Whore

theres no way i forgot you
are you sure?

Everybody is CIA. Haven't you been in a communist re-education camp?

Not in very important places like this. Also, I was talking about the US not the pussy Dutch

#Nice

CIA agents can be unarmed too!
no shit?
okay

civilians outside are erdogan supporters, supporters of the coup actually listened to the coup takers and stayed inside.

In their defense they did say they'd fire upon people if they didn't listen.

Unless my name is in black lol

I didn't know this was youtube

Some people seem serious about it. But whatever; how're you? ^^

Aren't they still just civilians, though? Like they're not fighting and are just being shot for their opinions.

The vast majority of the CIA work goddamn desk jobs and aren't even allowed to carry a firearm at work for the goddamn obvious reason.

You are fucking retarded.
By definition, a civilian is anyone not a part of the military or police. Government bureaucrats are not police, they're goddamn desk jockeys that aren't even allowed to carry a firearm.

twitter.com/SANDMAN_LBY/status/754079636724776961/video/1

Kinda hope the tank fires. So much for "seizing"

Let's just say
it adds up over time.

too lewd 4 mi.

I was going by your logic, Tsuchi.
okay

It's the goddamn literal definition of "civilian".

like you would know.

I'm explaining this shit to a 13 year old, and why I can't play BL2 with him because this is hot shit.

His response: erm...............i kinda don't really care that much

Fucking millenials.

Pretty sure everybody is a Mr or Mrs Smith, is in a black suit with a black briefcase with an MP5 hidden in there, wearing those in-ear radio things, has those 2000's sunglasses and has a pair of silenced pistols hidden somwhere.

Turkish March?

he's just not old enough. did you honestly care about shit happening in other countries at that age?

Kind of why it's best not to hang out with people that young. :3

AZ is too hot
Always strip when I get home

rip

I'm contemplating Skyrim vs news.

maybe they are, but it becomes blurry if this is really a civil war.

but then it's not super bad if it's just occasionally.
a bit much for a guilty pleasure though.

In what way are they not civilians?

I feel like I'm bashing my head into a wall.

And using the mind control drugs to pacify the population.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.
CHEMTRAILS.

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it would put you on equal footing with all of us mortals here, at least.

FUCKING DEMOCRACY BEING PRACTICED

YAS

I shouted "Allahu akbar" while dual-wielding AK-47's shooting in the air when 9/11 happened.

man you know
I look up cia agent on google images and you know what comes up for me? loads of pics of people carrying guns
if you took my wording 100% literally then you shouldn't. you obviously know what i was meaning and you're just trying to prove something at an improper time
what is your deal? lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

I'm just more confused how you can argue against the literal definition of something.

You're paranoid, chemtrails don't exist.

Why would they need to if they use mind control chemicals in our water?

Sort of. But no.
I remember there was a lot about talk voting and that, but yeah, I cared more about pokemon.

Sorry, I guess this is what marks you as an adult. You get excited about news.

OH GOD I'M OLD.

How big is this happening?
Would we get WW3?

Do both.

24" 21" 63"
Sugoi

Yeah, it's just how war goes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There are more and more violent events lately. It's pretty exciting. I feel like it's only going to get worse.

I find that less detestable than people who argue a point based on the dictionary definition of something even though that thing is, in reality, much different. modern day feminism, for example

Shit that's intense.

the most i cared about was when 9/11 happened when i was 6 and saw it happen live
it only really had such an effect on me because i thought earth was small af and my dad was on the mainland
too young to deal with that shit ye. being an adult and seeing all of this fully is just bad on your health imo. kids are lucky

Hmmm I doubt we will WW3
I mean a few years ago N Korea shot missiles into S Korea and nothing happened

how can people call turkey a 1st world country when their media is state ran

Out with the Dictator

why is everyone so young

But no

I can't shitpost AND Skyrim

Glorious Motherland Russia is 1st world.

We're all lolis.

All the fluoride to pacify us.

But it is something completely objective.
You can argue that they're fair targets for a revolt/revolutions/coup but you flat out can't try to amend a definition to fit your point.

I WAS FUCKING 8 MAN SHIT WAS INTENSE

Shit, it must suck if you'd be in Istanbul and were waiting for your RX 480 to play Overwatch the next morning.

russias media isnt state ran ikt

if only.

no, I agree with you, I'm just saying something that annoys me even more than what's happening to you right now.

it happened on my 12th birthday.

you're fucking old

jk

can you tell me who you are now

somebody called them a 2nd world country and a bunch of peoples reasoning for them being a first world country was "they're in NATO"

why are you so old?

look at what you're saying before you speak, jackass.
look at what is going on. you have understood my implications before, what is stopping you now?

I've been meaning to ask if you were living in NYC at the time or not. shit must have been insane

I was in school. I remember happening. Loud boom, look out window, towers crashing down.

That's why I have bear arms and defend this right.

It is, tho.

EKUSUPUROSION token-lolis, we all are, inside.

tbh it's always been violent, from usssr collapse to yugoslavian wars to war of terror, it's always some happening.

Did you shout allahu akbar out loud?

it really doesn't matter.

because my parents were horny before your parents.

how old were your parents? mine were my age when they went for my sister

You right here are saying they're specifically not civilians.

Timothy McVeigh would have only killed non-civilians since it was directed at a building housing a government agency by whatever logic you're trying to use.

it does to me

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
Prime TV

:D

I was clearly separating people outside in the streets to people inside the building that they're currently against
are you daft?

just googled
thers a state ran media but theres free media also
actual state ran media would mean that media is restricted just for the government

russia's is still free, people just have a choice to see the govt.s perspective

that was literally just what you posted a little bit ago
they weren't sure if they could show it or not until just then

I think they were in their early twenties. I could do the math but that would take effort.

I'm just nobody. and it's all I've ever really been, or will be.

I mean all the massacres and stuff in general. #Nice was just yesterday, and today there's another event with a bunch of civilians getting shot. But I don't know; maybe it does partly just seem like more because people just don't assign as much importance to things like sand people being shot in Iraq

npo.nl/live

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FUCKING PLEASE

WHERE IS BABA

HE NEEDS TO SOLVE ALL OF THIS

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probably the last, and the terror attack thing was quiet a little bit but throughout the 50s 60s 70s etc there were also terror attacks, it just continues.

most dutch turks support erdogan

I have that problem now.
Same kid wants to play Borderlands2 and get an Elephant gun.

Should I go?

Yeah, I'm too mean.

I'll ease up on the bully.

Install me as new kebabman.

You know how pubs are.
You either get young 'uns or WASTRELS like me.
Crap shoot.

There aren't many news sources left though, as they have somehow died under suspicious circumstances, are jailed for a long time for stuff like alleged tax fraud, or are just outright jailed for saying authorities are wrong.

Sorry for late replies, cooking dinner

Will your paycheck be okay? :/

tl;dr

Your mother

I'm still very disappointed about Pants being the VP
And mad about you not watching the WebM

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me on the left

twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754086102907047937

back at it again huh

BASED WILDERS
twitter.com/geertwilderspvv

That was the boring part.

land uit etc

am I the only one who thinks it's upsetting how frequently twitter is used by important political figures?

someday we will have her. they must be working on the technology.

What has the most influence on your life right now?

B A S E D

Oh yeah I'm good
Totally killed it and the guy fucked off
In fact I got a ton of OT
New shoes, boots, and cigars this weekend~

What's for dinner?

Don't give me that face.
Add me on steam. I won't tell a soul.

twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754087041403682816

I need a good Skyrim mod to be her.

You can totally trust Grim to not tell your secrets, Bern.

Shoot all "civilians" who do not support the glorious revolution

Wasn't that some government building?

Alcohol.

Alcohol, shit warehouse work and dank videogames.

Don't work too now... and don't smoke, yes i'm nagging

#Nice roadkill

There used to be a mod that was a conversion of the Witch Outfit from Dark Souls but I couldn't find it when I looked a while back.

Tokai, knokploeg wanneer

that face was answering your question.

make one. or commission one.

it's not even a secret. it's just so fucking unimportant.

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Bebop, I saw your message on my lock screen and responded on Skype.

Really? It's been like this before? Also, I don't really mean just terrorist attacks, but all the massacres etc. There's definitely been a massive increase in shootings and violent events in first world countries, at the least.

What are you even saying? You met the 13-year-old at a pub?

I think it could have been better as well, but I'm pretty sure Trump and Manafort know what they're doing. Have faith in the #TrumpTrain.

yeah :^)

:)

I've never seen Bebop gobble up the bait so hard in his life

mweh, ik wil gewoon niet dat ze weer kunnen stemmen in turkije
stemmen doe je voor nl

probably

meet me in rdam zo

There's a few witch mods, but they are p lewd.

Eh, red-haired destruction mage in destruction master robe is fine. Incinerate & Fireball at Destruction 70

mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/71-year-old-woman-marries-8426289

I need to vomit.

Public game; but yeah, that's a thing in UK too.

Oh, 17 dead cops probably, that was the Special Forces building methinks.

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Nah I'm not a huge smoker
Occasional big baller shit while I plan to dominate the world

I don't mind nagging~

Stem Wilders!

that kid's probably making bank in a few years

hmm..
iunno, probably to the media

Pants won't win against whoever Hillary chooses as her VP
He should have picked Rand Paul

Lol as if I can play a YT vid on a flip fone

Until you get cancer

one of my aunts marries rich dude and fucks them until they have heart attacks and die
she's rich af from it lol

I need more displays tho

Get one that adds witch hats to complete it.
And "mage bracers".
Like, armlets.

She'd have to be a nigger for that.

I am 24, am I old or young?

lol classic

i think she's actually gonna be here for the weekend too

rip
is it a motorola razr?

Could you link one? I'm shit at finding stuff on the Nexus.

both.

Doesn't look like she is rich it says the wedding was £137. I think he just has a granny fetish.

You're not Nadeko.

if you're posting here then you're a kid

people don't do that... that's not real... it can't be

Fuck that I'm going to live forever
Cardio and lifting~

:3

Pubs get away with serving alcohol to minors?

And you still chose to stay in contact with him to play future games. You must like shota boy pussy. :3

Probably to Americans, too, since that's an EU thing. And maybe the media is just covering things more.

ik wil me etniciteit niet vrij geven, wat als het op ras is

Minus 10

Am I a girl too?!?

Just search under "clothing" and filter by most downloaded.
Go through a few pages and you'll find something.
Or just add mage/witch/magic and search under clothes and armor.

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I suppose.
gonna cook some steaks and bake some cookies?

SO you are Bern?

There's nothing wrong with that.

no, if you're posting here you're also automatically a boy

His previous granny was 77 years old.

These defeatist shitposts aren't constructive.

Think like a WINNER

youtube.com/watch?v=HSPsRsIwzAY

This just makes my skin crawl.

no
no!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wat?

Sowieso alle niet-übermenschen

uh

oplossing etc.

Still not Nadeko.

Got it.

probably, or I'm just being too cynical.

I'll help you!

hallloooo, aivd?

very young

Yep '05 gold, dolce and gabbana
How the fuck did you know?

My dad used to be a causal smoker and look at him now, he has COPD and stage four lung cancer

He used to be a lot like you

I can't watch YT on this :/

You'll be please to know then that "Gary and Almeda have an active sex life"

When tank fire at Taksim Square

The Forsworn are just the "Make The Reach Great Again" party.

Yeah I don't know; seems like something happens like every week. Did everyone just forget about that plane that got lost like a month or two ago? What happened with that?

Lmao

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can i borrow it sometime? those are the best!

Yeah but they have lewd vanilla armor.

have u played off?

Dogs are people too...

My mom will murder me

I haven't; what is that? I've played Undertale, though.

This lobster's a loser.
Throw him in the pot!
I like a lobster
Who doesn't get caught!

Come to think of it, the Nords themselves are basically a great representation of Trump supporters.

Now I want lobster... thanks..

that analogy was just right

but muh american nationalism (hopefully) isn't very ethnically based anyways

off is great. came out before undertale and it's kinda like a full game of just the genocide run of undertale. the level of similarity between the two is crazy. check out a trailer or review or whatever on youtube.

iunno tbh, just be wary of sensationalist news.
planes crash, bombs blow and people die all the time.

I promise you I won't end up like him

Nedes? Weren't there just like a few Atmoran settlers who went to Saarthal, had their shit raided because of some artifact and then went back to reclaim it and massacred the elves and from there massacred everybody?

Anyway Skyrim is for the Nords!

i'll punish her

you played undertale right?

HOW

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Tsooch

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71215/?
?

Now here are some frogs
I do not like at all.
We must kick these frogs out
And then build a wall!

Not sure how it can be much like Undertale if genocide is the only option, but okay~

I guess part of what makes a difference is where and how it happens.

they showed it live on video
they just climbed in through the top

HI DAISY !

I don't really go out of my way for it.
It's usually just when I have money to spend and want to spend, but nothing else to spend it on.

twitter.com/yavuzselimgunes/status/754086674594983940?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Atmorans are all Nedes.
"Nords" didn't exist until after the banishment of the elves and earliest beginnings of the Empire.

yeah i know
that was the first
the 2nd was taken the same but the tank commander actually shot someone first and not as many people were there for it

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hello boo

how do you like your turkey?

tenderized to the point beyond recognition

Decent.

CONSTANTINOPLE

and what the effect is to the world powers.

sounds like candy policy

I personally think all the dust from the World Trade Center caused him to develop cancer... I mean he wasn't smoking like a chimney all his life... I just don't know anymore

She'll kill you too

Nope

French people don't like being called "Frogs"

My point is Trump made a terrible decision choosing Mike Pence

off has pretty much the same tone as undertale genocide, but way creepier
and genocide isn't the only option

thematically it has the same main thrust as undertale minus the fourth wall breaking

i though erio made you play or something

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Maybe it fits my loli

asbestos

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i'm not sure how to apply this analogy

megali idea was dead in 1924, go home
if anything russians will take constantinople

*hugs* Either way it's a damn shame
Where was he when the towers fell?

How do you mean?

shh

and Kermit brought it for me

delicious

he means that normal people buy candy with that extra money. and he's right.

so do u like it

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What's the name of that Korean american guy that people think is kanra

Toki hoor je Turken schreeuwen? Ik wel ik wist niet dat dit boerendorpje zo veel tuig had

constaninople has been under terrorist occupation for over 500 years

the roaches need to be squashed regardless

izaya?

But it doesn't make sense that the media would want to make a bigger deal out of Muslim terrorist attacks now. That shit just helps Trump's campaign.

Literal frogs.

My point is that you need to stop being negative and start spreading memes that support Trump and Mike Pence.

Do you think the ARTISTIC GENIUS Toby kind of copied it?

speak fucking english

werk

ty

i call him neo kanra

she can try

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Use the "clothing" one instead of "armor".

Anyways, I'm out.

well no not really
both games just use the same ancient theme with different spins on it
toby's clearly a fan of off though

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any empire regardless of religion and outdatedness of ideas was cool as shit

old islam>new islam

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Doei

bizim robotlara saygili olun

Can I live with you if Hillary wins?

If you lose the phone she'll fucking murder your ass

ideas never die

that it's like buying candy

de turkse familie achter mijn huis is stil, verder wonen er eigenlijk alleen hier en daar een marokkaan en pools werkers.

they don't always know what they're doing

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Welp, came back in less than 15 minutes.

Definetly know I'm not a pedo. Fucking kids are ANNOYI- oh god, I was one of those kids.

I'M SORRY MUM ;w;

Try not to get caught buying meth while you're out

i think theres a huge difference from the stationary arab city states that did the whole science thing from the sunni raiders that invaded europe and took the greatest christian city to ever be lost

i like a fight. i bet shes cute like you, just older

shh

Kissu please
Stop trying to cuck Kuus slut

Also what should I watch with woman this weekend?

oh whatevah

on one hand, ottomans started as turkic shitters much in the way of the mongols

but what they grew into was pretty fucking neat for about 300 years

so eh

just
blow him out of the sky
REVENGE FOR THE JET PILOT SHOW DOWN IN NOVEMBER

He dead.

she fat

I can't kissu you anymore... it'll be leading you on... and i'm sorry..

500 days of Summer

is fun

respeck this cock

...

terrorists really cant be placed much different from savages
theyre basically the same thing of a different era arent they?

It's not leading me on tho
I love you, but I'm not in love with you
More like a friend I have too much fun with~

ey fahget about it, deah

oh.. are you?

True dat.
Terrorist run in an operation with high tech tools.

Like mongols of old with smart phones.

-lays on the floor and sighs-

the type of person is not what matters, merely their achievements

mongols were a bunch of horsefucking nomads which ended up conquering much of the known world over the period of a some decades

k-kirito kun

twitter.com/thevocaleurope/status/754093931021893634

i would conquer you over much of the known world for some decades

-puts a blaket on you and my softest pillow under your head-

BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY
BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY
BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY
BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY
BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY
BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY
BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY
BREAKING NEWS: NEW LEADER APPOINTED BY THE ARMY

life's tough kid

...

If you don't get up I'm going to lift you

Tolerance when?

a load of countries already agreed they'd let them settle it themselves and they're not going to help in anyway
so much for that NATO :^)))

Oh.
Yeah, I guess so.

I guess this game is my candy.
Because heaven knows I wouldn't have any otherwise.

I guess in a sense.
As much of a sweet tooth as I have, I usually don't have candy.

Actually, I may visit Holla Forums see what they're saying and OH GOD THEY'RE SUMMONING MEME MAGIC

the only god to ever prove himself real in the modern era

my man kek

...

KEK, the only god that can be pronounced the same in every language.

what's your favourite candy though

I remember back when I was 18, Instanbul was a holiday/vacation spot.

Where you can get blind drunk and do nonsense.
How things change.

do these people really not care about their lives

link?

Do people not go there anymore? I've been there in the past.

go on Holla Forums
this guy keeps updating like every 30minutes. current link is down

never mind then

no

how do you explain this christ cucks

WHEN DOES IT STOP?

Would you even want to go there now?

Greece was some shit too.

youtube.com/watch?v=tDUwg3cO7E4

Is that a challenge?
I'll take it on behalf of Christfags.
As to 'BULLY code of conduct'

You know, like a defense lawyer, for the indefensible.

Death to Erdogan, the traitor.

Welp fuck this place for a bit
bbl

I don't really know.
Haven't had any in a while.

Chocolate, I guess.

Good night fam

Scoots, just sit back and enjoy the nonsense.

I am, I am.

Nearly forgot to add rin

I'm still astounded that Boris is Offworld Deskmonkey.

Probably not really. That was probably like 15 or 16 years ago around 10 years old though.

I know right? what the shit is going on

anywho sleep time

so islam over yet?

holy shit my kokoro

kinda curious now
would you heavily risk your life if like, a coup happens in america.

wow that's so basic
I meant the gummy kinda stuff

Nini Scoots.

No. I would take whatever family I have and get them safe.

If this was now.

If this was 20 years from now I would probably be leading it

OH FUCK, I got the perfect song for Erowhatisname

best option in a coup indeed, you might as well be the losing side.

kek

Should I post in Holla Forums?

...

no

Where can I go to talk to people about gewd animes~?

flightradar24.com/43.98,-121.27/7

here
dbz

good animes?

Waht's this?

Fucking Obama. Nigger supporting a roach. Typical

right
where are the robots

Too late, going on their discord.

his plane

coming soonTM

but pol is retarded

Anybody got some fresh news on this good shit going down in Turkey?

No I mean other than here

Yea like SOL stuff about living in the country. That's my stayle right now

I know, that place was awesome.

Who isn't retarded here?

Well, I found a Holla Forums based discord which is mostly quiet which you can butt in on, if that counts.

...

Hello, thread.

u wont be retarded if you stay away from pol

Pretty much anything not Kanra.

Hiya, welcome home.

Sounds like too much cancer for me, tbh. I just don't know what's going on.

weird link

Welma!

...

I bet the nips already have stuff like it

but the end was just

w-what

Hanasaku Iroha, Kamichu, Akage no Anne, Heidi, Windy Tales, Yama no Susume, Tamayura. Those would probably be my kind of recommendations for that sort of thing.

Home is where the heart-void is ^~^

Heya, Grom. Long time no see~

Can't, is mesmerizing.
They shitpost much better than us.
Is a crazy, crazy place.

But they got good shit down there.

Yeah. I've been busy. Got paid tho, but 90% of it is going to bills
it hurts ;~;

Squashie said add him on steam

umm, I thought I had him but okay.

Is he on right now? 1sec.

I don't really eat candies...

holy shit summer shandy is terrible

it's lucky af that it's free

hey teeps
finally got your name on

now it feels like home

hes lurking make him post

It is not. Its a refreshing summer beer. You drink like 1 or 2. Thats it

just wat?
you didn't finish your sentance

I've heard of most of those. I applaud your efforts. You actually took the time to look for these
I've been watchin Barakamon. It's grreaaaat.

...

Who dis?

i've been in this routine for like a year broham

it's like fucking shitty lemonade

and i have like 9 that i have to drink

jdimsa

sqish pls post i miss u ;;

You know I don't have that sort of power over people.

oh wait maybe the ones Im talking about are sweets.
I like salty licorice the most.
oh dark, medium or white chocolate?

I thought just was like justice

you single handedly made grim gay

don't sell yourself short

A week feels like an eternity, boo

You have that power over me at the very least~

yeah it really does sometimes

this week was agonizingly long

a secret admirer

tp do you have a good computer

Especially when you have shit kids at job

Didn't really need to look for them, all stuff I have seen, some of them aren't so countryside but they have a similar feeling. Barakamon was decent enough though. I was assuming you were either thinking of that or NNB when talking about countryside.

Whatever, TP.

:/

why face?

izaya do you want to play overwatch?

I desperately need to wash my hair. I'll bbl.

dont do it nigga

Have a good shower

my laptop is pretty good but it started overheating recently

so i have to clean it

in the mean time i put an icepack under it

to make a long story short

no i won't vidya with you

are they little terrors this year?

who destroys your ego?

...

So far, yes. I've been getting them all.

But the returners balance it out.

All of you are scum.

Yea it does, I'm just being a dick haha

Exactly. It has to have a certain feel to it or I can't get into it. Barakamon so far has been kinda uplifting. I binge watched NNB so hard tho that it wasn't even fun. That was a great show too

wtfff~!!!!!

oh you have like your loli crew from last year?

GRIMU~! I-I MISSED YOU!~

scoot?

Go on Holla Forums discord.
Get renamed halfbreed coon.

Fun times.

the drunker you get these summer shandys are less horrendous

...

ikr

new

...

slurrrrrp

kill yourself

O.o

Yes.