Reminder that you will never have a parent more caring than Bowser

bara bowser thread?

the newfag here is you if you're easily enraged

Who is the mother?

FUCK IT

female bowser is the best bowser

I didn't always hate it but then the fucking Twitter chicks came in and displaced all my cuteboy trap shit with their female-gaze bullcrap. It annoyed me.

finally, someone with actual taste

This nigga understands

the Mexican

Peach's vagoo must be loose as fuck after delivering that monster baby.

Golly gee, more leverage for deranged people who shouldn't be allowed to have kids to be control freaks to their children.

Most of the problems would be solved by not letting your kid into internet and not buying brutal games just to censor them for them.
Besides the fact Switch will already be too old for him to want it once they grow up enough to go take a shit without your help unless you explicitly introduce the console to them

Haha you are a gay lol xd

I got you

You guys too

I don't know user, you seen kids these days? I mean there's a difference between helicopter parenting and controlling a kid's every thought, and letting them roam free and become so degenerate they get their minds poisoned and go to places like tumblr, or worse imageboards

Ever play vidya with your dad, Holla Forums?

m8 i'd have polack kid over tumblrine kid any day of the week.

Kids are extremely prone to peer pressure, not to ideas from fucking video games. Also I really don't think sheltering the kid from shit that's a reflection on real life gonna do them any good. If anything, it'll raise a tool incapable of dealing with shit.

Thanks user

You are a savior

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That doesn't make sense because twitter chicks would actually be the ones posting cute boys and traps.

Bara is made for gay men who like super masculine men.
LOOK AT MARIO IN HIS FRESH ASS TIMBS. HE DOPE

My dad abandoned me

If it wasn't for Bowser my latent dad fetish would have stayed dormant.

No because he's scum.
The one time I was ever at his apartment I played Digimon World alone.

Used to before he snapped. We would play Crash Bandicoot and Metal Slug X.

To be honest, that was my favorite part of the presentation.

Where I work there are plenty of older women. They know my video-game addiction and they tend to ask me for help around every week for vidya for their children. I even sold my old cracked 3DS to one of them to give to their son cheap as fuck. This is the kind of shit that would make their day and the entire animation was really well made.

bowser is a monster

Isn't that the point?

Bowser's not a monster, he's
BAD

SONO CHI NO SADAME

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOO

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I wasn't making a jojo reference, I was comparing Bowser to Micheal Jackson.

is Micheal Jackson a jojo reference?

I knew what you were doing, hence calling out the other user's stupidity thinking that it was jojo.

Not unless there's a stand called "Smooth Criminal"

Can't we agree that Bowser's new outfit is stylish as fuck? God damn after that sick pimp mobile in 3D World this outfit feels like a natural extension.

There should be if there isn't one already

I've seen these chicks. I know what I'm talking about.

Maybe in Part 9.

WEW

the clock should had been 9:11

He's smooth

Get out

I was thinking the same thing.

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I can see why he stalks & kidnaps her repeatedly.

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You've got it completely wrong. This app is for helicopter parents to strictly schedule their kid's entire life even down to a regimented "fun time" allotment.

Irresponsible parents wouldn't bother with the parental app at all. They'd just give their 10-year-old whatever game they wanted regardless of rating then sit them in front of the TV unattended & ignored.

What is the kid supposed to do after the two hours are up? Is a teenager spending time at home playing vidya better than the kid going out and doing drugs?

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truly the worst

He used to play Yoshi's Story and Pokemon RBY/Stadium with my brother and I
He always enjoyed trying to beat my brother and I in Pokemon games with weak Pokemon like Weedle or Bellsprout
More often than not he won

When I did, it was mostly Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance or Champions of Norrath. I think we also played Gauntlet: Dark Legacy together. I mostly just got the "are you winning, son?" treatment, though.

Most kids are expected to go outside and play, you know, get exercise. The app isn't really intended for kids already in their teens.

That was so fucking adorable.

Nothing that a couple of shrooms wont fix.

He likes CoD, we usually play the zombie mode together.

We used to play combat flight simulator and golden eye together.

Holy shit.

>tfw you will never take Mama Bowser out on a date

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here, have a better fembowser

I'll stick with the one I've already got.

He's the one who's constantly invading. He also has a much better military.

fucking redpill suppository right here

I bet you think Osama Bin Laden and a couple cave people did 9/11 as well.

Be honest Holla Forums. If you had an 8 year old child would you let them play online videogames with voice chat enabled?

I'd be fine with it but i wouldn't let him use a mic himself.

Local multiplayer was good enough for 8-year-old me, it's good enough for any other 8-year-old.

The most we've seen the Mushroom Kingdom have is scared shitless Toads with spears. Meanwhile, Bowser has tanks, ships, airships, cannons, foot soldiers, living bombs, giant robots, giant monsters, and wizards.

no

local multi with his 8 yea rold friends yes
online with random people no.

Being black fucking sucks

And undead versions of his killed troops as well.

I wouldn't let them play videogames any other than those of my choice and i would rather have them learning an instrument or something

There's few to no games worth playing online, and even fewer that are worth playing with voice chat enabled.

Yup. He generally still plays games with my younger siblings.

Nope. I don't have kids but with my younger siblings I'd only let them play select games for a long while. To this day they still haven't done online shenanigans.

Sometimes, if I ask. He can gitgud even when I tried to cheat to win since I was sore loser. Once I got over that, and became older and better myself, the win ratio is typically 60/40 my favor. He'd probably kick my ass hard if he had off time to play, but he's in the military and prefers to fuck with people online.

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I don't really like bara or care about daddy fetish bullshit, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd fuck bowser.

and make him bottom

Yiff in hell.

Congrats on your wife's son. I do have to admit the idea of a phone app letting you control this kind of shit for your kid did impress me. It's so simple, but a great idea that doesn't require you physically take the thing from them.

Can we make a game theory right now?

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I never met my dad and he keeps race mixing
My stepdad hated vidya.

WHAT THE FUCK

The time is sketch, but most parents (I hope) set some limits to video games.
As I grew up, I had unlimited time on weekends, but almost none on weekdays.

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An hour or two on a school-night strikes me as perfectly fine honestly, I had about the same set up where I didn't play much if at all on weekdays (either because I was doing other shit or I was on a time-limit) and on weekends I vegged the fuck out since I actually had time for it.

Nintendo is (((Disney)))-tier now pushing this interspeciest shit.

2 can't be true, since Miyamoto has stated that Bowser Jr. does indeed have a mom; it's just unknown who she is.

fucking faggot kill yourself

I didn't need this, but now I want more of it.

>Your children's lel generation will be after videogames became too shit for you to get involved.

It's the only thing he could actually be bothered to do with me

It's obvious that peach is the mom. Who else in the mushroom kingdom can take a monster cock and survive?

Bayonetta?

Regularly L4D2, the original Stronghold & Crusader and Payday 2

Even with a DLC unlocker, how can you stand that?

I've been a good goy and bought several of them during 75% sales since they let you get skins without spending shekels on keys, I always buy new ones solely with the money I get from selling them on the community market

It's not that bad an app for parents IMO.
Parents should just talk to their fucking children and learn to say no, but it has some neat features.

Most will abuse that console shut-off option, but I'm glad Ninty even highlighted it's a bad idea as a go-to.

They could have put in other shit, like social media for parents to talk about games, or links to gameplay video, trailers and info so they can see when their kids wants a game, what's in the game (since they're too fucking lazy to search it on youtube, putting the link in their hand might work better) or even talk about the game to the kid.

It won't fix terrible fucking parents who won't just talk to their fucking children and learn to say no, but it's a start. Though it is eerily close to and "trust us" mentality they're pushing.

As much as I've grown to appreciate how badly wrapping a kid up in cotton wool can affect them- I'd be half tempted not to let a kid touch the internet until they're 16. That'll never happen though. Kids are learning about the world quicker than the fucking parents thanks to the internet. All you can hope is they go to places that are honest, not blue-pilled.

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Censored brutal games are funny, though. All you need to do is replace the blood and gore with over-the-top kiddy shit like rubber ducks and cogs like they did in the old days, and people will enjoy it.

Just put a "Child Friendly Mode" with a password on it.

He and I were (and still are, technically) Tekkenfags from when I was five and onward, he's always pick Eddie no matter which entry we played (we didn't play much of Tekken 4 for obvious reasons)
After he got depressed over having no future in any kind of career and tried killing himself he's basically done nothing but work and sleep for the past four or so years, he's also become an anxious wreck and constantly edges me toward going full NEET because he worries that I can't do anything on my own
I just wanted a cool dad to teach me shit and play videogames, anons. Now I'm the man of the house even though dad's only dead emotionally

Playing Rock and Roll Racing together on the SNES was pretty fun. I don't recall any others.

that's no monstergirl, user

Step Dad and I used to play Street Fighter II together. I also walked him through Dragon Warrior.

My real father only played an arcade game with me once. It was some boat racing game. Forgot what it was called.

Story time, user?

All the fucking time.

Nah, he was never much for video games. He liked Ghengis Khan on the NES and still plays the shit out of Freecell, though.

Tell him lots of people have no ambition or future and to just enjoy life like some of them do, through recreation and relaxation. And if that don't work, grind up anti-depressants and put them in his mashed potatoes.

We used to occasionally. But my dad was never all that into vidya. My mother still plays vidya, though. She mostly plays single player games, but we regularly trade pokemon.

My dad got me into video games.

Good times watching him play Street Fighter II, Final Fantasy VI VII VIII and IX, Super Mario Kart, Doom, Soul Reaver, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Unreal Tournament 99, and Command and Conquer.

He went insane and violent as well as drunk, not really much to say.

No

all they'd hear is the sound of a child gargling on my semen.

Yeah, he was the one who introduced me to FPSes when I was a kid.

A 2-3 years later he finally bought a computer to use at home and got Doom for it. Him, my brother and I would always take turns playing it. Haven't played anything with him in years though.

Oh sweet Jesus, my dick can only get so erect.

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I know exactly why I have this boner

quake 3 arena, he always kicked my ass. He knew the maps inside and out.

he can't play anymore, his reflexes aren't as good as they used to be

That's insane synchronicity.

fuck you.

Best taste.

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That would look really disgusting irl. I'd probably hit it with a blindfold.

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nice digits even if they're repeating in their own way.

Depends. it can look pretty hot if you're adventurous enough.

Short answer Yes.
Long answer I'd tell them things to be alert and cautious of and let em do whatever.

Barriers are bad it stifles people that are capable of handling things causing nothing but resentment and it protects idiots who should get fucked up.

actually miyamoto said he was the mom. I'm not joking.

Miyamoto

Being totally honest, that's an excellent suite of controls and information for a parent to have.

Isn't Bowser Jr 15 now

Do the world a favor and really invest your time an energy into developing yourself into the best person possible so you can get out of where you are and live a good life

no racemixing pls

i always wanted to fuck bowser jr.

HOLY SHIT THOSE NUMBERS

… but he's so pure, user.

And on this magical day, Holla Forums discovers the magic that is Rule 63.

MFW Never get kidnapped by Female bowser, Argue for hours with her over the fact she could do things normally only to devolve into her confessing her feelings. To take her out on a date while chad thunder cock gets BTFO when she throws him through a window.
Never spend your fist night together her so afraid of hurting you when you get intimate and surprising her when you rock her world.

Good question. Probably not, if they might be an annoying little shit to other players/fuck over their own team if the game is supposed to be an older rated title. Unless it's with their own friend groups.

I still recall playing Halo 2 back in late 2004 and some kid through voice chat told his first name, age (6) and that he lived in Austin, Texas. No one asked him to do that and don't want a kid to do tell details like that either. That "kid" would now be around 18-19 years old in this year.

While it is nice, how many parents will even know about that stuff? From the sounds of it parental controls on the 3DS/Wii U get unused because the kids would set up the hardware and not the parents.

I have a gay thing for Dimentio even though he's a monstrous piece of shit

It's very sad but Nintendo is ruined by cuckold characters

I'm sorry but your childhood is ruined, look at so many people who talk about bowser being a monster fucking peach and Mario being the cuckold of bowser, it's remember so much the American cuckold industry that people talk about this, the white woman, with a ugly trash who and the cuckold

Imagine how is destroy the minds of kids when in the comments people talk about this because they masturbate for this

Same for link that because of racism become a sissy boy and cuckold, is just go to cartoon and porn websites to see the cartoons who they draw in the section of zelda.

It's horrible, it's sad, it's destroy your childhood and the disgusting comments related to this are very sad for the pure minds of kids, but it's very similar to American cuckoldry industry and people talk about this

I can't feel confortable with characters like this, i can't project myself in characters like this, they are funny and awesome but is sad.

I hope have someone from Holla Forums to understand how the characters of nintendo were destroyed because they remember all garbage made in America.

Just go to any porn cartoon site and search in the sections of Mario, of Zelda, and you will see them related to this, and you will see comments related to this

It's really sad destroy the purity of a kid, the childhood, when they read comments related to this because these characters become ruined, and Nintendo put Browser with Peach.

I remember around 2006/2007 see some people who looked like closet faggots and cuckolds fantasizing about ganondorf with zelda and calling link a sissy, this was so fucking disgusting, sad, break heart the sickness, then i learned about the existence of cuckolds on internet, their videos, everything who usually were made within of America in their videos on youtube, scenes of tv shows, movies, everything that i learned since the begins around 2007/2008 when i was very very young and i was forced to live in a sad disgusting world with childhood destroyed

Sorry for this disgusting mment who destroy the feelings, childhood and pure hearts of everyone, it's horrible for a kid read this but i know here don't have kids, and i never would say this in front of a kid because i don't want to destroy him.

The main characters of nintendo are tainted and destroyed by porn cartoons and comments and the nintendo supported this fantasy with bowser and peach.

I'm sorry.

i don't want to destroy your purity and feelings for the characters, but i had my childhood destroyed with Zelda on internet on 2007 and started to see these disgusting things related to them so i don't buy nintendo anymore.

I really don't want to destroy your feelings of kid and your purity like my childhood was ruined on internet on 2007

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Was this a copypasta? If it was, it's a pretty bad one.

You should buy a new one.

link is actually a power bottom imho

Hey user, you're a cuck now. No need to thank me