What is Bowser Jr playing?

They're clearly playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe™, you sick nerds!

Todd Howard's new game oh god is he great

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Nothing
Bowser is trying to shield Bowser Jr. from the horrors of modern gaming

no

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

this cant be real

Thisthis isn't real, right?

I don't want to touch the cow.

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Probably something evil, Double-O Satan.

Topkek.

do it now

kek

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DO IT NOW!

do it faggot

(devil's trips).

This is bizarre & I'm glad it exists.

Was blonde Audrey better or worse?

I'd like a redheaded Audry in the Zelda dress please, and thank you.

This image is what started my cow tits/breastfeeding/lactation fetish.

Rural farmboy here.
That is not even remotely close to how you milk a cow.

Now I want some fresh milk

Bayonetta 2 with the Peach costume.

wow, she crushed that authentic farmer guy

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Girl power can do anything shitlord

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way too old, those tits are not really impressive and the face is way too Jewish. but she does look kinda cute in pic 3

Upon posting this I realize that the last image might have been better fitting

Look at his facial expression. He just fucks with him. My dad used to come up to me while I was playing GTA and press cursor buttons on keyboard so I will crash my car into the wall. I bet the little guy is in a middle of a boss fight or a difficult platform sequence.

i'm glad you posted this user

"Fucking OP, the gargantuan faggot's mom" it's a rather popular game

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Since this was in the context of parental guidance I'll go for the low effort, obvious lewd angles to get that autism out of the way for now

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Enjoy the bacteria.

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Fresh Milk has antibacterial properties atleast as long as the cow is healthy

flipped

What a time to be alive.

As a guy who lives on a farm I can say you're full of bullshit.
You're either a cityboy with a shit immune system or you actually believe the dumb nonsense you find on the internet about how dangerous raw cow's milk is.
It's not dangerous. There's bacteria in your carton of cow's milk at home as well. In fact, there's bacteria everywhere and on everything.
The common bacteria in raw cow's milk is not a particularly dangerous type, and (assuming your cow is kept in good conditions) the ones of concern like brucella and salmonella aren't in large enough numbers to do you harm, again, unless you're a cityboy who's been sheltered from bacteria all his life and can't handle a glass of fucking milk.

Bowser only has one facial expression.

Yeah this is totally not gonna be used for something else

fuck my weak city boy anus, farmer daddy

I think it has less to do with a city boy and more with being retarded

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Maybe a new thread should be started to share the templates

MU FUCKING SIDES

I fucking hate Minus8 so much.
He can't draw, look at any of his still images, they're all DA-tier.
His animation is that tweening cancer you see so much of nowadays.

BUT IT MOVES UP AND DOWN XDDDD

or maybe they look fine and youre a homosexual

Or maybe you have no standards.

Can someon edit with pic related and adding NoA on bowser head?

says the rawmilkfag

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Go away, retard.

but he didn't say he was shitposting

Were not biting

The fuck are you on about?
I said it was safe to drink, I personally don't drink raw milk because it's kind of gross, but it's still safe to drink.

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Trust him guys, he's a lawyer

I swear to fucking god, Holla Forums. You will do anything to get away from video games.

It's not our fault milk is tastier than video games. Have you ever tried to eat a cd-rom?

I dunno what the fuck are they going on about, but I used to live near a cow farm and I would get a large churn (?) full of milk straight out of the cows every now and them from them. It is very fatter than the regular milk you get from stores but otherwise pretty good.

newfag get out

youre not supposed to eat the plastic

Cartridges taste better tbh. More filling too.

she needed to color the eyebrows too. Most prominent giveaway on a dyejob

Pyro

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*unzips dick*
moooo

I've milked cows before, lemme tell you, it would not feel good to get your dick grabbed in that way.

What are you, gay? Raw milk is fucking delicious.

It's just not my cup of tea, too thick and fatty. I can see how other people would like it, though.

Holy shit this place is so small that i can find the same autists complaining about the same shit all the time.
I love this place

LEWD

Why?

But I've never posted about Minus8 before now.

You squeeze and tug on the udders rather hard, far too hard to be enjoyable if the same was done to a penis. Udders are much softer and stretchier than male genitalia are.

literally disgusting

City boy spotted

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I would drink her milk

k

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Then what am I supposed to do? Stick into my console and play it?

But are they better than milk?

They taste like chips

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Touched it up a bit

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He's using the english option, unrealistic yah sure.

What if you want to be squeezed and tugged on rather hard :3 also would be fun to have teats down there

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Fucking sold
I'm never eating a disc game again

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Its wonderful, isn't it?

Ran into the same shill defending patreon cash grabs who admitted to running one himself at least 2 weeks after arguing with the guy.

Fucking magical.

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I wouldn't have it any other way

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Over 9000 hours in MS paint

don't you mean MOO fucking sides?

source on 3rd pic? i dont remember seeing those 3d models before

reciprocal milking is top-tier fetish tbh fam

Doing gods work user

I always thought the dark eyebrows and light hair was a hot contrast. I don't care if the blonde isn't natural, it's sexy as fuck.

He seems to be enjoying it even though his eyes are covered. I think there's something seriously wrong with Bowser's children.

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what if you're flaccid?

Excellent work.

Then it's borderline impossible to ejaculate.

Not bad user

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SJWs amirite

once this thread dies maybe

fantastic

>>>/vp/9421

Most of the images I used can probably be found in this thread somewhere

You are a saint.

Where would Bowser keep his phone if he has no pockets?

His shell

in his hands

Can you do it with a wallpaper that doesn't have peach's ass look like a literal peach?
Or even better. Share the project file.

Maybe he has a secret fold in one of his spiked ringlets? Or if you like fetishes, up his cloaca

On a table

in his hat

twitter.com/playasia/status/820829716357726208

kek

Oh shit, reverse image searching that gave me this sick leaked scene from the new Mario odyssey game.

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Except I also hate minus8. Maybe, just maybe, multiple people have similar opinions?

OH SHIT NIGGA
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

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is this a dark soul reference

I like many flash artists and I'll take anything I can get when it comes to porn animation, but there's one name in town who is a god among mortals. Zone is an international treasure. No one comes close.

I was genuinely worried he'd drunk the SJW koolaid working with Lab Zero. I cried tears of joy when his newest flash came out.

500 years in GIMP

The Greatest Story Never Told: The Game. Bowser's shielding his eyes because he wants his son to be a good goy cuck like him.

Put a little censor circle on Burch.

wuht?

Bandit Keith?

Stop fucking encouraging me to fap to /ss/.

user, almost everyone on this website is either a pedo, wants to be molested by a pedo, is gay, or is a furry. You'll be infected by one eventually.

OK faggots who memed this shit into existence?

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I'm saying I already fap to it enough.

next time i pay for sex i'll ask to be milked like a cow

im not sure what you want this for

nevermind i get it. its in the fucking file name that i wrote

Powerful meme magic I guess?

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nice

Why wouldn't peach's ass look like a peach?

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Reminder that companies will often try to meme their own products into relevance with porn and fake controversy.

See: Battleborn and Overwatch

Yes, and?

PSO2 on Switch when?
never, console is DOA, Nintendo goes in to making games only for smartphones and most of them can only be played with their proprietary "classic Nintendo controllers"

Wrong thread, mate?

Just judging from that pic, I'd say he's trying to be Zone but is shit.

triple-q can you shove your forced meme up your ass

Are you implying Zone is good?

Overrated as fuck but at least decent. And competent. Unlike whatever the fuck was in that gif.

Are we memeing?

1,000 hours in mspaint

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for you, user.

you don't want sound

I want sound.

you couldn't handle it

I don't care what I can handle, I know what I want.

;_;

Holy shit they made an animation of that? That's pretty cool.

I second I wanna hear her moos. Plus, soundless webms are fucking gay.

Faggot. You need to go back.

Not that guy nor do I have webms but they're from waisetsu missile. I'm 95% sure theres probably a torrent somewhere.

You can play as a male in cloud meadow?

Well in that case you'd be tugged to ejaculation.
It's simple, really.

C'mere, slut

gay

As a city slicker with a basic understanding of biology, I can assure you he's being retard.

Also, is this a new copypasta?

Not only is it safe but its much more healthier than processed milk since all the usefull shit isn't boiled out of it.

What have you expected?

This thread should be on life support

What did he mean by this?