Webm thread: chill edition

GORE TIME

Not this agan
t. orthodox

(checked)
My last one on him.

DELETE THIS

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haha I thought it would be Planned Parenthood

You hear the stupid "BIBLE IS JESUS" argument a lot, I take it?
My first time seeing someone actually preach something that stupid.

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Moral Law

How nice of that man to open holes in the ice for those seals!

Betraying your friend and murdering him for profit:
Moral or Immoral?

Is this Moral or Immoral?

And how about this? Is this Evil? Is it Good?
What defines morality?

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Briefly: here is a hopeful-cure webm for that rage-cancer webm

Yet again, however, I ask: Was this Good or Evil?
>inb4 some Swede tells us THOSE MEN COULD HAVE HURT THOSE REFUGEE CHILDREN

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Moral Law in light of scientific observation.
One of my favorites.

Next webm will be study music

More song in a weebm.

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Yeah, sure, and so is England and the rest of the world.

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Anglos are the laughing stock of whites

I like this one. I listen to it sometimes while reading on Scripture.

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Careful, user; you almost sound like CommonFilth

In the reality of God, no mere man is anything but a putrid laughing stock.

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Why are you mislabeling that cute kitty video as abortion related? That's just silly.

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Posting my ROB thread ED

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You got me :^)

I am so glad I don't have Anglo blood in my family.

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Laws of Logic
Much like the Moral Law, the Laws of Logic are universal, consistent, definitional and immaterial

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Betufile

Who taught you these spiritually autistic tautologies?

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Where do I get my values from? What are my values?

That one always unnerves me.
That one and THIS one

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Evolution 1

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Evolution 2: Nonsense Boogaloo

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Feels bad man.

tophue

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The tea intro in each of these parts is different, just noticed that.

I love you too, user, but in Christ. Jesus loves you way more than I do. He also loves me way more than I do.
Repent to God in Gospel truth and be cleansed of your sin.

Then we can hang out forever in eternity.

I wonder if there will be vidya in the New Heaven and New Earth.

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ARE WE SPIRITUALLY AUTISTIC?

IS THE WEST FILLED WITH SPIRITUAL AUTISTS?

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ARE WE SLAVES OF IMPULSE?

ARE WE PATSIES TO DEMORALIZING DARKNESS?

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What does it mean to be demoralized?

Wow, Jesus is a huge faggot then. Does he even give you a reach around while he's fucking you in your slutty boy pussy?

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What game? Looks fun.

Demoralization of Art

Demoralization of Culture

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Demoralization of Children

only if you're a prophet

I want to fuck that.

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Demoralization of US

Your posts are prime examples, anons. Though we both know you're only doing it for laughs so I don't know how bad it really is for you two

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What is the answer to Cultural Subversion? What is the answer to Demoralization?

How can we stop this? As individuals, as a society, the world seems to be trying to distract us with lusts and warped worldviews while it consumes us whole.

Now that we know WHAT is happening,
HOW do we confront it?

Ah I get it, Jesus is a taker then. What you are really after is a bit of that holy hole. No wonder Jesus takes all the sin onto himself, he must get off on it like a masochistic slut.

user please, there is enough dick to go around. You can wait your turn, to get hugged like the cutie you are

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FAITH
Everyone has a presupposition of life, an inherent worldview they argue from, a lense through which they see everything.

However, if we are talking about leaps of logic and belief, denial of evidences before us, then consider that perhaps you are already there

There are two things that get me about what he says. One of them is that atheism somehow precludes people from performing actual science using logic and rational. What? Science has nothing to say about religion, you could be a Christian, Atheist, or a fucking muslim unicorn, unless those somehow intrude on your ability to think or deduce logically and with solid rationale, religion has nothing to do with how "well" or "poorly" you can perform scientific experiments.

Secondly, he implies throughout this video that religion is required for morality, and that you can't have morality in naturalism or atheism or anything else that doesn't ascribe to a higher power. That's incorrect and we KNOW it's incorrect. "Morals" exist as a necessary byproduct of a functional society. You think Christianity was around ever since the dawn of man? No, even the bible states it wasn't. And yet every society everywhere, to one extent or another, had laws declaring murder to be wrong. If they didn't, they wouldn't HAVE society in the first place, because anyone would be allowed to kill anyone else on any whim, and there would be chaos. So right there is one prime cornerstone of morality – killing is wrong – and it was established many times by many human societies over the course of history, with or without religion. You don't NEED religion to have morality, they are correlated but not causative.

t. biologist raised roman catholic
P.S. any RC fags reading this, if you seriously think the church isn't massively fucking compromised by now, there's no hope for you

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I was thinking more of that whale guy and how he was pretty much a tsundere.

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Take pride in life, in your own life. Find the beauty of the world around you and become a master of your talent. You're endeavors will inspire others do do the same and surpass you, like we have our fathers, and they have before them.

you better stop that before i post porn that you wont like

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What are you, gay?

That also makes sense.

I'm not a christkek, fire away

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I hardly browse Holla Forums and was never a part of gamergate but that bit about how Holla Forums just wanted to be
is pretty fucking stupid, because you could actually go on Holla Forums daily and read about what their agenda was for the week/month on raiding Holla Forums and /gaymergate/. I know this because I would lurk there.

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All that webm does is make me depressed that nobody has paid homage to Tucker Max's bathroom scene yet.

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oh hey /wooo/

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I was looking for that webm, couldn't remember what it was called, other than having hypnosis in the name. Thanks.

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George?

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no problem my man

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:^)

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Holla Forums regularly conducts raids on other boards and GG at it's height was all about spreading counter-propaganda. That being said is still freech garbage. Sometimes I'm glad hotwheels is gone, just so that we don't have a site operator further sowing meta-drama.

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What about that pool? Also, checked.

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the thread calls for eurobeat, and we answer

It's like the casting couch for japan

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It Time for some real music in this Thread.

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Come back
t. orthodox

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Low detailed, mass produced animu was a mistake.

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I'v got this in case someone would want to spoiler it.

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Is ATHF user here?

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I'd like to see a zip archive of the ATHF webms

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who are you quoting?

I would to. I made the mistake of not saving them when they were started to be posted.

me too

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this is extremely gay

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ATHF user

Where did the speech in that first webm come from?

Yeah so?

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twitch.tv/nintendo/v/114358702?t=80m43s

I'm downloading their switch presentation, i'm going to make so much OC with it not even the nintendrones will want to hear about nintendo for the next few months

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Trying to figure out why this is labeled "not how grenades work". Pin got pulled, spoon fell off… chemical fuse delay can have a bit of play on it. … Is it because grenades don't really 'bounce' because they're condensed clumps of explosives and metal?

pic unrelated

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Because the post I was linking to was deleted, I managed to delve through my jumble of cache to resurrect the shit I was talking about. Fuck you this shit cannot be DELET THIS.

Junko would've been destroyed no matter how hard she squeezed up against the other side of that limo, but whether it's a failing of creator knowledge or just her being crazy is hard to tell.

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Unless you mean by the fuse time, yes it is.
You're making a lot of assumptions about where it blew up, the speed of the car/limo and if it would even hit the limo

motherfucker

please post the rest of these if you have them

I had lost this
I thank you from all of me

Remember this guy? Yeah, he's still sucking dick to this day

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You mother fucker!

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The limo would have to be moving faster than the speed of sound, grenade shrapnel with no body armor is lethal up to half a kilometer, and is a guaranteed kill with body armor up to 25 meters but in that case its the concussion wave that kills you, not the shrapnel

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you fucking got me and woke up the neighbours

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Source on that shit?
I don't believe you.

I was surprised when I found out this guy was a republican, he was a never Trump one so that made sense.

I think the latest update to Xmedia Recode broke it. I can't convert anything.

Common knowledge behind grenades dude

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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So you just pulled those numbers out of your ass then.

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WW2 stories of soldiers being killed by grenade blasts hundreds of meters away

He will rent an apartment forever, never buy a car, and gets a new phone right after paying off the last one. Also probably at least $60K in debt with at least one credit card making only minimum payments.
Fuck look at the Netflix shrinking library. You pay more for zero guarantee.

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Yeah no fuck this nigger

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HACK FRAUDS

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That's the part that really gets to me with that logic.
It isn't just $60, it's $60 once a month, every month until the day this online service dies or you want to give up all those games we gave you.
With steam you at least only need to pay for a thing once.

Fug, forgot webm

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This is the first time I actually saw the video. How did people not realize he was autistic?

Bro its 60$ for the year. Thats 5 bucks a month.

Anyone know the song in this bump?

You're not even talking out of your ass, you're farting in a sewer and letting it echo.

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Composition B explosives have a blast speed of around 6000 meters per second

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Got distracted gaeming.

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nice

Love you ATHF user continue doing your thing man

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The car calls for eurobeat and we drive

Composition B explosives have a blast speed of around 6000 meters per second

The GUARANTEED KILL RANGE is up to 15-20 meters depending on reports, as in if you're within range of that fucker you are guaranteed dead

Said shrapnel is still traveling at over 4000 meters per second and is incredibly lethal up to around 500 meters

What you're talking about is statistics, IE - The chances of you being hit by said grenade shrapnel at 500 meters is about the same chances of being hit by lightning, said shrapnel is still very lethal

Tons of WW2 reports confirms this over and over

And what you're talking about with your rifle is you're guaranteed to kill within 600 yards ACCURATELY, as in used correctly as a weapon you have great chance of killing your target

People have fired pistols into the air at angles and accidently killed people MILES away, we don't say the effective killing range on a pistol is several MILES do we?

I specifically said grenade shrapnel is lethal up to half a kilometer, not that it's an effective weapon up to half a kilometer

Now pull your head out of your ass and get back to posting webms

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user it's obvious you've never done any of this, sorry to break it down for you but you're not smart. Just give up and don't further humiliate yourself.

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It's still a subscription though, and you still need to renew it time after time instead of paying once and being done with it.

Too bad all that speed doesn't mean shit without the aerodynamics to maintain it.

Statistics are what matter when talking about things like lethal range, which is generally assumed to mean the distance at which a thing can consistently kill people.
A couple flukes in WW2 don't mean shit for a fictional limo containing a psychopath and her sister.

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"er um fuck I can't rebuttal any of this er um haha I'll just say I'm right and he should give up"

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Nigger you're implying that grenades fling shit so fast that the grenade's pieces could reach the moon in a bit over a day.

Please keep trying to conflate me saying "Up to 500 meters" into "effective weapon up to 500 meters"

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holy kek
i think he's just baiting you user

But wait there's more, he's implying that grenades fling shit so fast that he's AT LEAST 1.3x the speed required to make most metals behave like liquids upon impact

A garand bullet travels 850 mps but has an effective range of half a kilometer but has been known to hit targets accurately in the hands of professionals at well over 1KM with confirmed kills

A bullet fired from it is also streamlined so it loses way less velocity than shrapnel does, but grenade shrapnel is still quite lethal up to 500 meters

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Now you just told me that a garand bullet is fast enough to reach the sun in 30 hours

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And yeah it's really bait i'll stop replying

meters per second, not miles

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i need to learn how to do that

5 bucks a month is quite different from 60 bucks a month and yeah that is generally how subscriptions work you are paying for a service and not a specific product.

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>The limo would have to be moving faster than the speed of sound, grenade shrapnel with no body armor is lethal up to half a kilometer,
Emphasis mine.
The implication of this statement is that up to half a kilometer there is enough danger from shrapnel to make the situation notably unsafe, a statement proven to be made in error after a look at the statistics, where the odds of lethal grenade shrapnel at 500m are actually pretty damn low, possibly even lower than walking down a city street.

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No, but we say that about the ammunition it fires. Most boxes of ammo have very prominent warnings about how lethal bullets are and how far they can travel.

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Reminder the guy who played the main character is a convicted pedophile

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I like how no one so far has brought up that the grenade either exploded under a car or behind a car and most of the shrapnel would have been sent into said vehicle that isn't the limo. Or that the limo would also provide some protection for the passengers or that the cars are moving and aren't fucking standing still.

Hence why I made the comment about said limo needing to travel faster than the speed of sound to fully get away from the shrapnel

Realistically the grenade at said normal driving speed would have only been about 10 meters away from the limo

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Hey, I guess it helped his acting then, because it shows.

fucking kike logic

Every day I'm reminded of the horrors of the world, the suffering taking place, the evils unjailed and unkilled, the worms of society prowling around me and my community, the sheer ignorance of the ordinary, the pain of the undertrodden, the injustices and expliotation, all of it.

I know that right now, there's more then a couple slave rings somewhere and I know of a man I would have killed, had I been born a few centuries earlier, who supported slavery, and I even played a game of D&D with this man. I've seen my school principal come to me to ask for money. I've seen a surly, yet kind woman in the last stages of her life taken away by cancer, no longer the loud and boisterous woman I once knew and cherished as a teacher. I recently found out that my grandfather did not pass peacefully in my sister's bedroom, but instead had hung himself with his belt on her bedpost.

Does this disturb me? No. Does it make me angry? Yes. Does it make me sad? Yes, but then I stop ruminating on it and move on with my life.

There's a point where you see cruelty, unfairness and the like, and you learn to preserve that hatred for later, when you can do some good in the world, using your hatred, anger and sadness as motivation.

Like say, being in the right position to kill an evil man or destroy his career. There is a point where you must understand that there is nothing you can do to change the fact that someone essentially tortured a rat like that, or that someone did something without your consent or presence.

You must strive to be better, to prevent such horrific futures and actions. Feeling to the point of hysteria can get in the way of that sometimes.

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Fuck. I put a ridiculous amount of time into this game and never noticed that.

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HAHA HOLY SHIT

Do you have the video similar to this that mocks germany? It was comedy gold.

context?

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Whenever someone pushes a nu-male off a staircase, they're doing nothing wrong.

I had headphones on. Thank fuck I have the default webm volume at about 40%.

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Another song in a webm

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greaseD lightning
GREASED!

glad to see this game is complete unheard off

If someone made a full length SFM TF2 movie, would you watch it?

Jesus Christ, the faster the found footage fad dies the better

some butthurt anti-trump faggot was giving a speech at some lefty protest. a chrischan-tier autist had other plans.

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fug, been forgetting to remember this one

no

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Nice.

As long as it's not "ha ha this is the thing that will definitely end them unlike the last dozen times" I'm sure you'll do fine. Go for the amount or type of launch titles, that's always a safe bet.

What is it with horizontally striped shirts and autists?

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Why do audio techs split the lines of audio, so you have a melody and beat in one ear, and lyrics and harmonies in another? What purpose does that serve, other than to make people think that they're going deaf/using broken headphones? Literally the worst thing.

Hoold on, wasn't you doing season 5 last thread? You skipping most of 6?

Anyone got any cooking webms? I need a poorfag's guide to making a good salsa.

no fuck you

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Cooking anything is easy you literally just pick a recipe and go for it. 9/10 times it comes out really good.

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XDdddddDD x FUCKING D!!!

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In 18 years someone will post a screencap from a message board just like this declaring how shitty Nintendo is.

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Source and do they end up fucking?

myanimelist.net/anime/28121/Dungeon_ni_Deai_wo_Motomeru_no_wa_Machigatteiru_Darou_ka
It's annoying as hell because the guy has a big-tittied goddess crawling all over him, but he's too retarded to see anything but this stoic warrior girl as his love interest.

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thank you

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this is such an inferior version

The movie is called "A company Man"

FUCKING
TIM
I LOVE YOU TIM
[Grand Illusions, youtube channel, really relaxing to watch]

Source?

You clearly don't belong here. Kill yourself, faggot.

newfag

Just google the guy's speech in quotes and you'll find it.

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lel
is that sam hyde?

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And?

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The thread is on it's way out, so there's no point posting the best stuff user. Don't you want to get all the (you)s?

Not really, I just come to post things every now & then. But I don't come to this board much anymore, let alone these threads. it's a webm thread, just post a webm, leave, come back and post another webm. Why care about replies?

can someone post the white xbone joke, I forgot to save it

rip russian kid

These things are hilarious, you're a faggot if you take them seriously.

Don't have a webm but got the YT.

source?

Re;zero

10/10 love this song.

What's the song on Trump's webm?

A E S T H E T I C S

Also here's what i based the image on, it's a wallpaper.

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Do you have it in 4k?

the original was a 5000something by 2000something JPG, but i don't have it anymore. Here's it upscaled with a sinc filter and some touching up however, it's the next best thing.

this webm made me watch this whole damn anime

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Hot off Webm for Retards

Let me try.

I bother more with audio quality, i just put in the cover on loop and tweak the audio bitrate until it gets closest to 12582912bytes (12MiB and our file size limit). All of the songs are also reencoded from lossless .FLAC files.
Also that song is my father's favorite.

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I don't suppose any of you know the song that's playing in the background of this?