What if Lower Decks had a different art style?
Star Trek
>>116857585The writing would still suck.
>>116857585I like the current style, it's simple but still expresive. The writing is the problem.
The black girl would say EEHHHHHHHHHH a lot.
>>116857618Specifically the dialogue.
>>116857585Unacceptable, Boimler is perfection in his natural form. Your image makes him look like a bland bishie.
>>116857650This. Anime Boims wouldn't even have nipples.
>>116857599FPBP
>>116857585I hope they do an episode like Batman: Gotham Knight where they use multiple art styles.
>>116857585Post more
>>116857585>bwwm coupleThis is it bros. Kino incoming.
gimme anime Tendies
>>116857585Why are black people no longer allowed to be together in the media?
>>116858348Why are you a faggot? I want to see BLACK WOMEN FUCKING WHITE MEN.
>>116858348You just gonna ignore her parents or what?
>>116857628I don't hate the dialogue (aside from Mariner bragging about how many ships or planets she was on and how right she always is), but it's the jokes that fall flat for me.
>>116858348Love how this "criticism" only pops up when it's a white guy/black girl couple.
>>116858392This, bwwm couples are always attacked by Trannies.
>>116858348Jews and white liberals
>>116858366>>116858392>>116858419Race mixing between the African and the European is an abomination.
>>116858392>implying bmwm don't get criticized similarly
>>116858419And bmww couples are always attacked by inbred hicks. Your point?
>>116858348They are, it's white people that aren't>>116858457It's not like the west will survive any more century
>>116857585Wouldn't change the quality whatsover. It's a bad idea of a show to begin with
>>116858592It's the best so far from nu trek.
>>116857599True but it would at least look better.A different style and slower pace will literally make it an average show.
So why was the spider so set on the guy and his uniform? I don't understand what the farmer is telling Mariner over the screams, I know it wants to suckle on him but I don't know why and why him.
>>116858728Shit is shit. There is no variable scale, it's simply shit or not.
>>116858348"Why aren't white people allowed to be together in media?"Both have the same answer, but you've been instructed to call my question racist
>>116858759Because he is white so has good hygiene and flavour.Minorities taste of poop and curry
>>116858770Then I declare... not.
So when is the second episode coming out? >>116858759Nevermind, just realized I can enable subtitles.
>>116857767What was her name?
>>116858991Why does damn near every screencap of these two read like Mariner wanting Boimler to fuck her stupid?
>>116858991Thursday, hopefully a mega soon after.
>>116857599But the first ep was actually not bad, though.
>>116859160Because she probably does. Boimler's already halfway to an anime MC, he's gonna end up captaining a ship crewed by his own harem. And Rutherford.
>>116857585I would want to change dialogue density, motivation, and tone/mood first. Art style is really near the bottom list of concerns. It's a utilitarian style, but Titmouse does an admirable job with it.
>>116859289Yeah the shading and colors were a lot better than the stills led me to believe.
>>116859508What shading? It's flat color you cretin
>>116859173It was very bad.
>>116857585If only he was still a twink
>>116859508It doesn't have shading on the characters, but it does have general lighting and light blooming. If I were to be super lenient, one might argue it's a nod to the completely flat lighting of TNG.
>>116859759The 2nd is the same.More crack head speed dialogue, more frat boy let's get wasted garbage, oh and do you remember that TOS episode with the angry light ball? Wouldn't it be SOOOOOoooo.... funny if it was just an angry man and not dangerous at all? Hahaha KrAzY
>>116859759I wouldn't say very.
>>116859710If you're blind maybe.
>>116860368Extremely?Rather?Definitely?Absolutely?JUST?
>>116860260>Wouldn't it be SOOOOOoooo.... funnyYes.
>>116860431Simply bad, but not horrible.
>>116860420Show me the shading then. In b4 you post 2 tone "only pretending to be retarded xD"
>>116859933>but it does have general lighting and light bloomingAh k that's probably it then. Also blurring for when things are out of focus, etc.
Somebody post the screenshot where it looks like Mariner is sexually assaulting Boimler in the supply closet.
>>116860591
>>116857599This.
>>116860616reparations, honky das rite
>>116858366literally me
>>116858366Uh, hello? Based department?
Ironically, Star Trek fans brought this upon themselves because they supported the shit that corrupted television in the first place.If Western people want to rot, it's their choice.
>>116857585Keep your weeb shit out of the cartoons.
>>116861676yesit was totally the fan base that green lit std, p*card and dreksceratinly not some executives trying to jump on popular trends like BLM/refugees/orange man bad/redit+morty
>Mariner hates how slow the "bureaucrats" are and thinks she's above regulations and the chain of command>rewatching TNG>Captain Maxwell shows up and has the exact same philosophy - he knows what's REALLY going on and those dumb suits just get in the way, and he's the second best captain in the fleet!>Oh also he's crazy and the thing he goes around the bureaucracy to do is slaughter hundreds of innocent Cardassian scientists and their families
>>116860616GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN' DICK SHYBOY
>>116860260>More crack head speed dialogueI'm starting to suspect this style of writing is the result of a generation of people predominantly communicating through social media, image boards, what have you, rather than having face to face conversations. They end up treating screenwriting as if they were writing on their blog. That entire scene in the car was just Mariner venting. It sounds okay in their heads, but awful in the show.
>>116857731Are indians , hispanics, arabians Also just White people with different colors ? Maybe what you think of white is not the default but features are present across many gruops of people
>>116863119To SJWs and blacks, yes, they all are white people. They dodge being regarded as Asians only because they don't have Asian eyes.
>>116858592Imma need the sauce good sir
>>116862883it will be a mixture of social media addicts and the network demanding no empty spacewhich makes zero sense as streaming shows can be as long and drawn out as they need to be, they are free of regular TV limitations
>>116861739Cardassians deserve it remember Bajor
>I want to believe in this show>I want to believe it was a rough start>I want to believe that by the end my reaction will be something other than meh possibly seething hatred or liking it, I'm alright with either side.
>>116863334I really like the the Cerritos design, it's basically a not retarded Oberth.
>>116863352>Join Starfleet for the SwagAren't teddy bears and flowers easy to replicate?
>>116860616His look of embarrassment and the way he avoids eye contact just makes it even hotter.
>>116857585what if those two started sexing in that style???
>>116863426NoThey had separate replicators for complex things, o brien had to use one for a teddy bear. Dunno why, his wife was a bitch and his kid was horrible
>>116863220Paul, Paul, Paul,If nobody's talking...nobody's laughing...
>>116861739>cardassians>innocentYou're not fooling anyone Dukat.Kill a cardie, throw a party.
>>116863352>this is official art
>>116863455Kiko was horribly written. Really sticks out when you watch the show now.
>>116859286It was terribad
Why burgers draw black woman with white proportions?
>>116864044Nobody wants black womynx with black proportions.
>>116864044a watermelon smile didn't pass the focus group test
>>116864044Can you imagine a black woman in that style?, comical fat
>>116863119As taco, I hate this trend, white girls are cute AF...
>>116857585Would still be shit due to writing and the character's. (Mariner is unlikable, Brad is okay, green girl is legit cute, and the cyborg is boring)
>>116857650Factual and based
>>116859863Skinnyfat is still twink territory?
>>116857585I already wanted to fuck Mariner. Now I just want to fuck her more.
>>116859173Is the same as Final Space. Rick & Morty wanna be shouting frat toilet humor. Which is the American standard for "adult animation". So nothing remarkably bad or good just meh.With the exception that Lower Decks have a whole fandom of angry 40 year olds to piss off. Honestly Im just going to watch it for the cunny
>>116858731Aqua teen hunger force was a brilliant show and it's animation budget was spare change.
>>116860616>>116860811
>>116858366but white men are UGLEH
>>116862883While it would be foolish to disregard social media entirely in the development of modern comedy, I think it's simply because of the writer himself. There are parts of Rick & Morty (which he worked on) and other modern cartoons where characters behave like this. Usually people keep a lid on it, because it communicates a certain type of feeling. People who talk like this are frantic and disregard others. That's why it crops up in Rick & Morty. The show is full of assholes. But you see it in Family Guy when Peter Griffin in acting like an excitable child.This writer was simply never taught what things like tone and comedic timing are. I'm guessing everything he wrote for other shows underwent revision, and that he's never even been in the same room as a director. Oh, and he has a shit sense of humor. People like to point to that TNG Season 8 Twitter account as proof of his fandom and skill, but it's literally nothing but two-sentence stoner takes on TNG A-B plots. One of the entries is "someone pooped on the holodeck".This show is simply not being run with anything even approaching comedic skill.
>>116864044No one like that kid
>>116863354The deserve medals, you mean.
>>116864679>cunny
>>116858348gotta have more than one black character first.
>>116857585then it still would be just another generic "white men weak, stupid and pathetic, women of color strong, powerful and BADASS" sjw show I really would like to have at least one none sjw show that doesn't shit on white men every second for once
>>116863221Holyshit, that had to be a really solid braaap
>>116865285it means cute and funny
>>116864444He looks like a twink
>>116860616Anybody else get the feeling she has pancake tits?
>>116865535I want Mariner to bully him. Sexually.
>>116865535But when he’s naked he has a tiny bit of pudgy
>>116865531>cuteShe looks like a lesbian hipster>funnyNot at all.
>>116865614
>>116865579The size of her tits are as inconsistent as the position of the line down their uniforms.
>>116865335beastars s2 coming soon.
Is she going to fuck him or not?
>>116865861She finna cucker that incel yall.
>>116865285The word predates the 4chan pedo appropriation of it and just refers to vagina, not necessarily of any age group.
>>116865861She’s going to rape him
>>116865736Maybe it depends on his posture how skinny he looks
>>116865861She only likes chads. Boimer is an out of shape twink with a small dick.
>creator's idea of diversity is black people>not entirely different alien races
>>116865861any sex in this show will be immediately followed by a 5 min vomiting "gag" a-la family guy remember, intimacy bad, sex badgore good, violence good
>>116865909
>>116866032We've literally seen more alien diversity on the ship than all the other shows put together.
>>116858366>bleachfagsis there anything cringier?
>>116866096I'm talking main cast, which is what matters, especially for the ones screaming about diversity.It's nu-Star Wars all over again.
>>116866032>>116866032>literally the same number of blacks as TNG (two)>"it's only blacks"
>>116866153In the main cast, we have a Caitian, Bajoran and Orion. If you mean just the ensigns we only have one black.
>>116865964>>116865614fun fact, unless you have a completely flat stomach with visible abs, if you lean in while you sit down, your stomach will look pudgy.
>>116866096>1 catatian in the main cast>everything else in the background*laughs in babylon 5*
>>116866206>ignores the Bajoran and Orion
>>116864044wtf is white proportions?
>>116866243I think it's his subtle way of telling us he wishes Mariner looked more like this. I can relate.
>>116864044>>116864070What are black women proportions?
>>116866262>big hips and assisn't that black proportions? white women have no ass
>>116866262More Thicc + More Tiddy = More The Big Penis
>>116857585I've heard it suggested that it would've been better if Lower Decks emulated the realistic cartoon artstyle of the 60's like The Venture Brothers did, thus invoking the legacy of TOS (and TAS).
>No Andoreian or Tellarites Boo, much more interesting than an Orion.
>>116865861She is going to rape him, somehow the responsible and asshole will be him...Fucking feminism and SJW
>>116866309>Not wanting a big tiddy klingon gfYou are without honor.
>>116865861Probably not. That guy with the implant is totally going to fuck the green girl though.
>>116866100Keep sucking that BBC, cucky.
>>116866006>Out of shape twinkMy dick!>With a small dickLies and slander
>>116866357Vulcans have green blood.
>>116866198Boimler confirmed pseudo-fatass
>>116866226>ignores human and humanYes.
>>116866446>thinking about black cocks when nobody even mentioned itSounds like you're sucking one right now
>>116865285Wait. Didn´t Cunny meant cunt?
>>116866582I'm not the who gets triggered at white men being portrayed as anything other than weak and servile.
>>116866793Technically. Now it refers to the genitalia of questionably aged girls.
>>116866949but you're a racemix cuck?
>>116863334>>116863388The Cerritos' design is moronic, you need to go through the nacelles to get to the engineering section.
>>116867156
>>116867137>even the (((fan))) art is flat with no shadingoh no no no
>>116867559It’s not fanart
>>116859173
>>116861647>>116861623>>116860811>>116860616>>116858991Bitch needs to get her uniform into regulation.
>>116866100>is there anything cringier?I agree Bleach is a terrible Manga
>>116867813She's off duty at those times. shoreleave for some, after hours for others
>>116867520Also a dumb design.They go into nacelles in TNG, it's all access ports and Jefferies tubes to allow space for Bussard collectors and warp coils.
>>116865861No, the other way around.>Mariner convinces Boimer to do something heroic that helps some innocent aliens, but it's clear this will be the end of his career>they go to a bar and get drunk, Mariner joking around how badass they were and how they saved the day, not understanding why he's so quiet >finally he snaps, tells her that's he's finished and his dreams went up in flames, she snaps back stating he's better off staying with her on lower decks, they don't need to be high ranked>but he shoots her down by stating he's done and will be dishonorably discharged because unlike her he doesn't have a daddy admiral that protects him from consequences and always wards of problems of her own doing>she gets pissed off saying she didn't ask for it and they start arguing, cursing at each other and finally pushing>one push too many makes Boimer snaps and smacks her across the face with a loud slap>a moment of silence passes, both of them shocked, Mariner touches her cheek and caress her face before a fury takes over and she start punching him and now they're in regular fistfight >Mariner is a badass, trained and fast, but apparently she's the type of drunk that gets noodle arms after a few shots>Boimer on the other hand turns out to be an angry drunk, and with adrenaline buzzing he quickly gains advantage>he mounts Mariner, raining punches down as she protects her face with her forearms, unable to counter attack>and then, in a drunken fury, he starts ripping her clothes off
>>116868290Why did you stop asshole?
>>116867559What a petty nitpick
>>116868344Because you don't need more. You needed the premise and a set up, but your mind will create the sickest fantasy about what follows on its own.
>>116857618The first 4 episodes of Samurai Jack S5 were good. Doesn't mean the season was.
>>116864444Yes. Twinks also count for babyface, mannerisms, and if they wear briefs or boxers
>>116860616>>116860811Mariner seems like the kind of sloppy drunk who would force herself on someone, and Boimler seems like the kind of subby twink who'd enjoy it but never admit to it.
The Orville would still be better. Simply because it respects Star Trek. Lower Decks has a half way decent premise. A humorous accounting of the lowest ranking crew on a very unimportant ship.
>>116865285>>116865531>cunnyit a way to refer to underage cunts. similar to the word for pussy. if youre gonna be a pedo, atleast be straight up about it, you loser faggot.
>>116866392This is a SJW show...the green girl will RAPE the implant guy, and somehow is going to be the guy's fault
>>116863352It's the 24th century. Almost every world is a post scarcity utopia, and most cultures have gotten beyond the desires for material wealth.
>>116866243You know face and body proportions differ from person to person, black and white women are proportional diferent.
>>116869552Anon you need to chill.
>>116869598>Almost every world is a post scarcity utopiaIt's only the Federation. That's why latinum has such a high value not only to the Ferengi.
>>116864044Because is PC...you know liberals in California believe everyone is some version of white, not diversity in the human species. No cool checkbones for native americans, No cute nose in white women, No cute small boobs in asian girls, No badass body for blacks...Nope all humankind is white proportions.Fuck this shit, remember the original Star Trek take about human differences?youtube.com
>>116869727latinum was picked not because of its functional value, but the fact that it cant be replicated. its why gold is so worthless.
>>116869867The point is that it's used as a currency and currency would only be practical as a means of exchange where scarcity still exists.
The show would be decent if Mariner weren't such a complete and utter cunt to Boimler. That's the real R&M influence; turning Boimler into the designated Jerry.
>>116869705He is rigth
>>116869917Except Rick never offered to take Jerry under his wing and Jerry's moments of clarity are usually misplaced. Even when Jerry has a heroic moment, it's usually unintentional. Boimler meanwhile made a conscious decision not to rat out Mariner and this isn't immediately undercut by misfortune as would be the case with Jerry. That said, Mariner either needs to get a lot more clever and funny or a lot more toned down and serious because at the moment she's more like Rick Lite.
>>116868153The Reliant is also a bitch. The Torpedo and Impulse section can only be accessed by tubes.Folks I've watched do a tabletop using one of the ships have figured it would take about half and hour to climb up into the damn thing.
>>116868991Right and the bridge crew should be as straight laced as possible. Thing is we know that isn't the case since they've got a bit with the Captain working on her "Warp Catchphrase"
>>116866302That would fit if the writing had wit and subtlety and depth.This Rick & Morty ripoff is the perfect style for this ADHD crap writing.
>>116870102Reliant also seems to have no deflector unless it's supposed to be those tube things on either side of the bridge.
>>116870099And all of that is immaterial because Boimler is treated as deserving of abuse for not being in complete lockstep with Mariner.
>>116870154That doesn't make her incompetent though, you can easily imagine a bored captain with not a lot of high stakes situations just obsessing about minutiae or social impressions.
>>116870049Fucking based, even the guy face is great
>>116870202The setup is still clearly about his journey to the captain's chair. If he gets the most ragged on it's because his career is going the furthest, especially since Mariner has zero ambitions.
> Any type of black main characters > Holla Forums hates it and be racistIs this /cpol/?
>>116870531All of 4chan is just Holla Forums nowadays, user. Fuck this culture war.
>>116857599Came here to post this.
>>116870283Wow, CBS has really trained you well.
>>116858366I approve
>>116870531This is just Holla Forums double dipping for some reason
No Mariner lewds yet? Wtf...
>>116870875You're getting slower in your old age, Gary.
>>116869727>It's only the Federation.it's possible that other federation planets have currency and some kind of wealth inequality, in the episode when they show Ezri family, her mother was some kind of wealthy mine owner.i like to think that there are some high standards of life for federation members, but is fitting that there are many different find of culture in the federation
>>116871137Not only that but we've seen several human planets that actually broke off from the Federation, as well as human criminals trying to make a profit. All of which seems bizarre given the benefits of remaining in the Federation.
>>116857585Here's an art style for you, motherfucker. Shit-ass cock-in-mouth executive marketing motherfucker. I'm 90% sure 'Lower Decks' was specifically chosen as the series name to direct attention from people searching for the oft-mentioned TNG episode. Like when you make a reboot of something and just call it THING, so everyone searching for the original is only fed results relevant to the reboot. Like DOOM.
>>116871269It must be nice to live in bullshit universe where things you like are massively skewed out of proportion in your mind
>>116870102yeah but the miranda class makes my dick kind of hardit looks like one of those old Sony CD players from the top with the disc that is visible through a window, not a discman but a full size model, someone has to know what I mean>>116863334>no porscheSOULLESS
>>116858731>True but it would at least look better.So. What.
>>116870102>>116871584Europa was a decent spinoff of that design although its background doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. The designer said he was told to make something that would look distinctly like an "admiral's ship."But nothing about these squat ships ever felt particularly regal or imperious in that sense.
>>116871245also Rape gangs
>>116867156all federation ships are pretty moronic tbqh.
Mariner and Boimler are going to have sex, but in a way that doesn't really count, like the time Paris and Janeway had sex.
>>116865736>no Mariner bush or pits
>>116871323What?
>>116872294Nobody gives a shit about some random TNG episode. Maybe it's a cute reference but that's it. No conspiracy to steal google search traffic and execs certainly won't know or give a shit about it.Stop thinking things are bigger than they are.
>>116869867>can't be replicatedIs there some in-universe technobabble that explains this?
>>116872503>No conspiracyThat's what they want you to think. They want you to believe the corporates and the heads to be incompetent instead of uncaring, because the former is more believable, but all it takes is one intern in their think-tank who knows how to game the system. Every little bit helps, especially when you know the product isn't good.
>>116872565Eh you tried.
>>116872565Take your pills.
>>116872546Something about how it sounds too close to platinum and computer algorithms can't distinguish the two words because the programmer made a linguistic hiccup. It's in one of the novels.
>>116872546they just say plainly that latinum cant be replicated. go watch DS9 and stop fucking whining.
>>116872546err lots of things cannot be replicated ya dinguspretty sure it can't replicate anything thats elemental or requires special refiningbecause you need the element to begin with and refining space junk is complexalso gold is not valuable as its one of the most common elements in asteroids (hence the space mining meme you see on /biz/)
>>116872709Can they replicate alcohol or is that impossible due to complex processes?
>>116873155they can. they choose to make synthahol instead for some weird reason
>>116873190Well it clearly doesn't get you drunk for one. Much to the disappointment of Scotty.
>>116857585With the same shitty writing? It would still be garbage, also the anime style is even fucking worse
>>116873155>Alcohol>ComplexHello grade schooler
>>116873229Fermentation and Distillation isn't off the cuff simple and its a process that needs time. I'd wager while a replicator could duplicate a bottle of Single Malt it couldn't make the taste of the original.
>>116861312>>116861760>>116863436>>116864895>>116865600>>116865948>>116868926Y'all need to chill My boy did nothing to deserve getting raped by his ebony friend.
>>116873287Well they're always saying that about replicated stuff. It's functionally correct but lacks the human touch that makes things special.
>>116873377That's bullshit, replicators literally work at the molecular level, if you input the parameters exactly or if you scan an example of what you want copied you will get exactly that, with slight variations factored in if necessary. The real reason people complain about replicators is because they're usually preset by the manufacturer to produce things that conform to specific health recommendations. So to get a "real" version of something, you have to specify that you want to override those protocols.
People shit on synthehol even though the concept is sound. >drink you can enjoy with friends and get completely wasted on but as soon as you need to drive home you can just shake off the sensation
>>116858770So you're saying shit made of gold, infinity gems and the Force is the same as the shit in your toilet?You have no future
>>116873150Based
>>116870102Oberths are the worst, not only is it too small to actually house all of its decks, the pylons are too small to house turbolifts to the outrigger section. What's worse, the MSD seen in Hero Worship shows that not only is the outrigger section supposed to be full of crew, it's also their shuttlebay.The MSD also lacks a warp core or deflector.
>>116865861>Is she going to fuck him or not?the writers will make sure to torture the audience with the teasing>somehow the responsible will be himi mean, he's asking for it
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.Beating a dead horse.
The art-style isn't the problem. It sells itself as a comedy and makes safe jokes.It sells itself as a Star Trek nerd piece but it's knowledge is surface level.It doesn't do anything interesting or new and the characters are not particularly interesting.This does not mean it can't do this stuff. It just means that the pilot didn't do it. Give it a few episodes. I'm cautiously optimistic.One problem was Mariner's problem with essential name-dropping while drunk, which wasn't interesting and wasn't funny and took up enough screen time that the writers thought it was both.The biggest problem was it's fear of misdirection - none of the jokes are set-up in a particularly good way and most of them have their punchlines telegraphed. "It'll spoil the milk!" or "She didn't!?!!" There's a slight confusion between response to a joke a success of the joke. Most of this I contribute to the show's reluctance to make jokes that actually satirize the universe the characters are in for the favor of simple character jokes. It was also predictable but that's not necessarily a flaw.
>>116873934Oh, give it a few more episodes but be optimistic.
>>116873787Fucking based
>>116873952Episode 2 is more of the same name dropping and getting drunkAnd we know blast shield is coming...the trek name cripples this cat piss
>>116874087Oh shit episode 2 hit?I don't want to see it.
>>116873787Redpilled and quality post
>>116873351Of course not. Mariner will simply be sexually aggressive to get a rise out of Boimler, Boimler is going to pretend to be into it in an attempt to throw Mariner off, both of them will be too wrapped up in ego to back down once things start getting out of hand, then they'll wind up fucking in the plasma conduit access room.
>>116874330Thanks user
>>116874330DAS RAYCIS
She wants the purple pubed D.
>>116866096>swarm of multicolored humanoids in a scifi setting>diverse
>>116874330Perfect, now is diverse and multicultural
>>116874516>ship designed to be operated by bipedals with opposable thumbs>why so many humanoids :((((((
>>116858348 because Lower Decks is a shittier Final Space.
>>116866489Maybe it's a half Vulcan?
>>116866309>Andorians and Telleriteswhile you are incredibly based I disagree as we have never seen a straight-forward Orion. I actually respect the fact they made an ugly Orion a character a great thing.>>116866357Yeah I'd Duros a sister :D.
>>116857585No. This show is spooked as fuck.
>>116874740LD pilot is better than FS.
>>116874330Perfect>>116874449White dick, best dick...as latina
>>116874740What ultimately is the appeal of FS? I've tried to get through it at least half a dozen times, but I can't because of the terrible performance of the main character and the rambling dialogue. Is there anything that makes it worth powering through for someone who can't stand Olan's brand of humor?
>>116865861>Boimer finds love with someone else>Mariner ruins it, leaving him a heartbroken wreck>It's left ambiguous why she ruined his relationship (was she jealous? or did she do it for the lulz?)
>>116874790Still don't understand what 'spook' actually means.
>>116874973FS and its fans are irrefutable proof that animation gets the most leeway when it comes to how much people are willing to sit through. It's only when you have absolute dumpster fires like pic related that people's tolerances finally give way.
>>116875028According to the SDCC panel Boimler has a girlfriend
>>116875169I actually laughed a few times ar Paradise PD's latest season. I'll never understand cartoon elitists.
>>116875195Not being elite about it, if you enjoy it or it's gotten better that's fine. I just couldn't get past the first episode. It's so fucking dumb.
>>116875169I gave FS as many chances as I did because, as far as prime time comedy shows go, FS was visually nice. But I don't think I've ever disliked a main character more.
>>116874973haven't seen the second season yet, but I did find the last half/third of the first season considerably more interesting once the plot started kicking in hard. Actually, I think I just let the show play in the background and I wasn't entirely invested until you get to a certain pivotal scene.
>>116857585I like the characters, I like the premise. It's Star Trek, so I assume we'll get into some serious plot later on? R&M and Solar Opposites had some semblance of stakes here and there. I don't know much about Star Trek. That one scene in the opening where the ship u-turns from a battle had me chuckle even if I didn't know the two sides.
>>116875038Society, culture, law, and religion are merely shared delusions we participate in to satisfy our egos. When they stop serving our self-interest, it no longer makes any sense to regard them. The only things that aren't spooks are individuals and property. And by that I mean my individualism and my property, the rest of you fuckers are looking pretty ethereal.
>>116858991Thursday.
>>116861647It's like watching a panther wrestle a little lamb.
>>116863352>Gordi BearI swear that has come up before somewhere.
>>116875682More like in 23 hours
>>116865579For a black girl she should be bigger.
>>116865861She made filets of his inner thigh and get his penis ArakAttacked and despite this he still let's her within 100 feet of him. They are already fucking.
>>116866032That's pretty much all of scifi unless you want a long story drop in the show about how the Narn are minority status.
>>116867156Look at it closer, there is very little space in the engineering section to begin with.The thing is practically an outboard motor.
>>116859173hey look a zoomer.
>>116872546Who knows, maybe its unstable and that is a problem for replicators.Actually, can replicators make uranium or other radioactive metals?
>>116872709But they make food with plates and forks and stuff. Those materials take refining, even plastic and ceramic is a refined substance.
Medical should just be full white.
>>116875929I don't recall any blueshirts with black boots in this.
>>116867813As of TOS regulations are pretty loose, which is why Uhura is working in a miniskirt.
>>116874449You know she's gonna get it.What's he gonna do? Say no?
>>116875572>Only to satisfy our egosRetard. I participate because I like to not be a monkey savage
>>116869785Anon you absolute weirdo, white girls are not the only girls with narrow noses and thin lips.
>>116875833The California-class is functionally a unibody design with the warp core in the saucer, the "engineering" section is just the deflector.
>>116874973The first season picks up a lot when the framing device starts to tie into the plot. The second season is a bit shit though. But the stacked MILF does improve the show a fair bit.
>>116876013I think the warp core is the horizontal thing in the engineering section.
>>116873575>>116873377I would think part of that is also that the user has had the replicated version which is going to taste the same everytime. So when someone makes it they are at least getting variety.
>>116873668Because alcohol actually tastes horrible without the intoxicating effect.
>>116875949All the ones you saw were medical.
>>116876056Synthehol has the effect, it's just easier to shake off.
>>116876043I doubt it ever tastes different enough to matter more than if it were replicated.
>>116876105>Has never had a home cooked meal.
>>116876145Mom is an accredited chef. Growing up I had nothing BUT homecooked meals.
>>116876105>>116876145I've always kind of liked the inner-Star Trek trope that anyone who's never encountered replicated food thinks it's the bee's knees when they come across it, but people that have grown up with it all their lives find it boring and bland, like their version of cheap government cheese: edible but otherwise not worth consideration.
>>116876056>t. child's palette If we find a way to simulate the exact flavor of spiced rum or rye whiskey without the intoxicating effects, I'll put it in almost everything for the rest of my life.
>>116876041According to the MSD seen in the episode, the warp core is located in the center of the saucer section.
>>116875686Funny and hot
>>116875998That is a satisfaction of your ego retard.
>>116875929I don't really get why science and medical are grouped together anyway. There should really be more divisions around.
>>116876198That's the computer core. Look at the MSD for the E-D or E-E, it's exactly alike.
>>116876419No it’s just fucking practical and logical, retard. Nothing to do with ego.
>>116876080Even all these?
>>116876438there used to be more color variations for divisions starting with Wrath of Khan. check the undershirts, collars and cuffs of everyones uniform, and there are sub-divisions even within operations and sciences. TNG reversed that, bringing us back to the standard tri-color uniform style
>>116876524All medical. Probably.
>>116876507anon I hope you're baiting and not so fucking retarded you think "ego" in this context refers to self-esteem.
>>116876537A move that only benefitted cosplayers.
>>116857585>Lower DecksMy head still hurts from trying to watch this crap>310 repliesYep, I'm on modern day Holla Forums alright.
>>116870531>>116870666Would it be alright with you if I think the show is just shit in general?
>>116877285If it's painful to watch you should just not watch it. I like it but I'm only in it for the TNG Easter eggs.
>>116874449He shaves
>>116866302It would But new Treks are sea of wasted opportunities
>>116877663Get woke__ ____The lack of writing talent is what tanked this franchise
>>116867156That's the point. The California class starships give me the impression that they are meant for average to mediocre Starfleet captains & crews. Like, the Galaxy class is the Lamborghini or the Ferrari of Starfleet, while California class is the Ford.
>>116866032This. Why does Starfleet have so little alien diversity? Why haven't we had a non-human captain as the lead of a show, yet?
>>116878002We've seen more alien diversity on the Cerritos than any previous ship.
>>116877961This, seems pretty straightforward. Same with the ensign beds in the hallway.
>>116878035How often is this the case? My home series is TNG, & on the Enterprise D, it seems like everyone got their own room, each the size of an apartment.
>34% audience score on RT>Star Trek fans hate it>No international distributors willing to touch it, not even Netflix or AmazonIt's dead, Jim.
>>116878097That's basically what we were talking about, the D is literally the flagship. Even Scotty says his quarters on the D would've made an admiral from his era blush. The Cerritos meanwhile is basically a survey ship.
>>116878118>not even NetflixNetflix was willing to run Paradise PD so it was probably more a matter of CBS probably wanting too big of a cut rather than anything quality related. Netflix will run anything if it's cheap enough.
>>116878097>>116878192Also, TNG follows the senior staff around. The Cerritos probably has some swanky quarters for the senior staff as well.
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>>116878221Netflix was mad that they paid for Discovery and it was a steaming pile of shit. They lost faith in the brand.
>>116878253>thinking Netflix cares at all about qualityNetflix has no standards, a simple browse through their catalog makes that pretty clear.
>>116878273Netflix cares about whether the things they pay a lot of money for actually draws eyeballs, which is why they cut off Adam Sandler's movie deal and cancelled the international distribution of Lower Decks.Netflix and Amazon both passed because they spent real money on Discovery and Picard, respectively, and got burned badly.
>>116878317That's certainly a possibility but then that's more the fault of Kurtzman for burning bridges than McMahan.
>>116878273Netflix survives on having its IPs valued to cover debts.Trek currently has zero value, the merch isn't selling, the show has no viewers, the bulk of reviews are massively negative even among paid shills.It's fucking dead till CBS end the kurtzman contract, which they cannot afford to do till it comes to term in 2022
>>116878407I don't think anyone blames McMahan, at least not anyone paying attention.R&M was good for a while and the Hulu show was funny enough, this stuff is just a really really bad fit for Trek.The guy clearly loves Trek - plenty do but shouldn't have a show.The real problem is with the executives in charge of the brand. They've run it into the dirt almost as quickly as Disney destroyed Star Wars
>>116878594>R&M was good for a while and the Hulu show was funny enough, this stuff is just a really really bad fit for Trek.>The guy clearly loves Trek - plenty do but shouldn't have a show.I still think a lot of it has to do with finding the right balance. I'm obviously biased because I didn't hate it. I didn't laugh a lot but I also wasn't offended. I just found it comfy and I appreciated the TNG references. I can see what it's trying to do and I always give shows at least one season before I make up my mind (except for ENT, I gave that 3 seasons and I gave Picard zero because I couldn't get past the first two episodes).>The real problem is with the executives in charge of the brand. They've run it into the dirt almost as quickly as Disney destroyed Star WarsWell yeah. It's kind of hard to do a spoof series when you didn't even get mainline Trek right yet. Instead of being a love letter or a friendly jab, a lot of fans treat it as a spit in the face.
>>116878458No thim but where do people get this from? The show was not only got renewed it got a spinoff and the franchise has more concurrent shows in production right now than it has ever had in its decades long year history. What part of that makes you think the franchise is dead? I want details because it seems like you're just repeating stuff somebody said on youtube bookended with a plea to like and subscribe for more sourceless bs.
>>116878458>bulk of reviews are massively negative even among paid shills63% on RT isn't massively negative. It's not great but it's also not abysmal. Especially since a lot of those reviewers wanted political commentary like they got in STD. And I definitely liked the LD pilot more than STD.
>>116878118While I'm more warm and positive on Lower Decks than most people seem to be, I can't feel bad about the show not being picked up by Netflix/Amazon. The people currently in charge of Star Trek can't keep failing upward, and they need to be confronted with their failure in absolute terms. It may not be fair for Lower Decks to shoulder the brunt of the blowback against Picard, but if CBS can finally admit their new vision isn't working and course correct on the IP, then it's for the greater good.I know CBS thinks they need to attract a fresh young audience, and that alienating old fans is a necessary risk. But they forget that Star Trek was the kind of show parents watched with their kids. How many people tuned in for TNG because they remember watching TOS with their mom and dad?
>>116878830That's basically how I feel about it. As much as I'm willing to give LD a chance, neither CBS nor Kurtzman deserve to profit from it. Ideally everyone pirates it and then tells McMahan what they think of it separate from any feelings about CBS.
What if we'll get a Plinkett of this series? What if the whole Shatner situation will break Mike so much that he'll actually start liking this
>>116876438>>116876537It's my understanding that uniform color coding matters the most for quick identification in an emergency situation. So yeah confusing an astronomic navigator with a medic as you're dying is likely to tick you off. But if you're under direct fire that is a moot observation. Assessing who is calling the shots and who is taking the shots and who is -ideally- a noncombatant is probably the most important if you're not briefed on everyone else you run into. But that leads me around that I don't like combining Tactical/Security with Operations. Because that would be very important in the above operational situation. At the very least security need an armband or sash or a pauldron if they must wear yellow.
>>116878720>Instead of being a love letter or a friendly jab, a lot of fans treat it as a spit in the face.This is likely behind 99% of the vitriol for this show and it's a little baffling that executives can still be this bad at reading the audience in the age of instant feedback
>>116879043Assuming they watch more than one episode they won't do a video on it, they don't do animation outside of very rare episodes of Best of the Worst.
>>116879093They also never do an episode by episode breakdown of shows off the air. Or give treatments on their ideas for a tv series. Except for when they do for Star Trek.
>>116879093But it is Star Trek. They're known to touch animation as long as its related to something they know off (like Star Wars)
>>116879093>they don't do animationThis. That said, if anyone can appreciate all the TNG Easter eggs it'll probably be Mike. Though he'll probably never admit it.
>>116878720>I still think a lot of it has to do with finding the right balanceAside from sacking everyone, I think CBS might do well to consider a show that isn't about a captain/crew. They've done this poorly, and the captains deal with big things and their actions have significant ramifications in the Trek universe that the writers don't thoroughly think through.For example, I can imagine a Star Trek lawyer show that exists somewhere between JAG, Perry Mason, and Saul. He'd deal with everything from court martials, peace treaties, or trade disputes, down to getting an ensign out of alien jail because he got into a bar fight on shore leave. He'd not only have a masterful command of federation procedure, but also learn alien law and culture on the fly. The writers get to be creative without the survival of the galaxy at stake, and CBS can find the balance of a novel vision versus fan expectations.Do it, CBS. Take it, it's free.
>>116861737You'll jump on 90s Star Trek all the same if it was released today.Pretty sure i remember some refugees storylines when the show was about the bajorans and i just saw an episode with Sisko grummbling about 60s Las Vegas
>>116866032Yeah,i understand your point but the audience of Star Trek is not actually aliens. Your criticism make sense in universe but people IRL would be more sensible to see a black or asian or whatever captain than for example a white skinned Vulcan
>>116877740>Get wokeOh fuck off with that meme already,Star Trek is the original "woke" showI would have agreed with your comment is you just left the The lack of writing talent is what tanked this franchisepart
>>116857585y'all cunts jerk off to MLP and still come complain about art styles.
>>116858785But they still are you dumb fucking cunt.The existence of interacial couple doesnt make all your media with white couple dissapear into the ether,you fucking channer
So, best case and Worse case scenarios.Best case in my mind is that it ends up achieving the Quality of something like The Orrville, not as good as classic trek, but close enough that it's still lightyears better than STD or Picard.Worse case is that it actually gets worse and starts pushing in the same Hamfisted political hack bullshit that are big reasons STD and Picard are so terrible alongside the writing being ass and the comedy being not funny
>>116880811The worst case scenario would be if the show actually does get good and steers clear of shallow virtue signaling, but never recovers from the backlash to Picard, and CBS believes the critics and takes its failure to mean they should triple down on hamfisted politics in the next ST show.
>>116879063I think differentiating security and medical seems like a good idea. You end up with five colors and tasks: command, fight, fix, heal and fuck around.
>>116879354A Star Trek lawyer show would be a complete shitshow. It would require three times the nuance that the writers already don't have with the ship and crew format.
>>116857599When has Holla Forums ever cared about the writing?
>>116866050The gun is good, the penis evil.
>>116881025Which is why I said first and foremost, everyone needs to get sacked. Then just to be safe, the people who did the sacking should also be sacked in case bad writing is contagious.
>>116881042After Voltron? The writing matters. Even Holla Forums admits it.
>>116881235I mean if you sack everyone and get actually competent people on board, why not continue with the Starfleet format? It's a great format for Star Trek.
>>116857585he reminds me of Arata
>>116876012Get out and find that is NOT true
>>116863189what even is his personality despite excited nerd and how does that differ from the green girl who is excited nerd but also naive
>>116881825He seems to be a tech junkie. Like he spergs out when the Trill bitch blows off something functioning sub-optimally. Tendi is just wowed by everything around her, Rutherford is uber-serious about everything working as intended.
>>116879915Keep coping with your trauma Holla Forumsntrarians
>>116857585As a 26 year old, do millennials and zoomers REALLY like these kinds of shows? Where EVERYONETALKSREALLYHYPERFASTLOLTHISISSOFUNNYANDRANDOMHAHAQUIRKYQUIRKYQUIRKY? Not even Rick & Morty is like this, and it's supposed to be "inspired" by it.
>>116873190Because a Starfleet vessel is effectively a military ship, and thus it's run tightly. You dont want drunk ensigns working with highly volatile anti-matter or something
>>116875929>only five ranks between being an ensign and the captianThis feels wrong to me. Not keen on naval ranks but it's seems like they're missing a few
>>116883318>get shitfaced on contraband Romulan whiskey>carve up a coworker's leg with a batt'lethHow the fuck is Mariner not in the fucking brig?
>>116883458Because she LOVES the brig
>>116883392There used to be a shitload more pre-TNG, but apparently Starfleet consolidated a bunch of them.
>>116883626So what happens when say a bunch of Lieutenant Junior Grades are in the same room and one shouts out an order?
>>116883458NepotismHer Dad is the admiralHer Mom is the captainSo remember kids, never try, if you know the right people you get a free pass in life
>>116858731>slower paceIndeed. That's the first thing I noticed about it, everyone is just so highstrung, there's no comedic balance or timing. Rapid fire shit jokes.I really hope it gets better since Orville was pretty shit at first too but got much better
>>116883845But they both actively loathe her existence. Her mom alone is looking to literally any excuse to get her kicked off the ship, and it's been implied Mariner used to be of higher rank but was demoted several times.Girl's a problem child to say the least
>>116860616>>116860811>>116861547>>116861647>>116864276>>116865861>>116874449I swear, BOI-mler better get that sloppy toppy from Mariner
>>116883696Rank structure and chain of command are two separate things. O'Brien was a NCO, but clearly had officers under his command. >>116883626TOS only had 8 ranks, including commodore and admiral. From WoK through TNG there were 17 ranks, but that's also including 5 enlisted ranks and 4 admiral ranks. DS9 and later actually has the most ranks, with 3 ranks of crewman, 3 of petty officers, 3 of chief petty officer, ensign, lieutenant junior grade, lieutenant, lieutenant commander, commander, captain, commodore, and 4 ranks of admiral.
>>116884407>it'll get better guysall 10 episodes were finalized weeks agothe 2nd is literally the exact same, we have not even reached "blast shield" yetthis will absolutely not get renewed after 2 seasons and season 2 will have less than 10 episodesyoutube.com
>>116879787one off episodes =/= basing your entire show off neo lib politicstry again, the bajorans are literally Arabs and cardassians are Israel
>>116884466This. If Captain Mariner's Mom wanted to get Mariner off her ship, "getting drunk on contraband and cutting open a crewmate" seems like a pretty solid avenue to do that. It just reeks of bad writing.
>>116885049She wants Mariner to be placed back at her old posting, not court martialed.
>>116884825Fuck off Fagnight's Egde
>>116871269Except DOOM is actually good.
>>116885172>linear corridor simulator punctuated by the occasional setpiece battle room - often with player controlled triggers - that is always stocked with enough ammo, health, and powerups to ensure players can beat it without issueI really like NuDoom but it's a pretty obvious and irritating design element.
>>116857585>What if Lower Decks had a different art style?My dream Trek animated show was something that had a more 'realistic' art style like classic, UC Gundam or LoGH but with modern production values and beautiful, detailed backgrounds and animation. Honestly from what I've seen of Lower Decks, it IS actually a pretty good-looking show.
>>116881361It just needs a breather, I think. It needs something low stakes so they can gauge what they should or shouldn't be doing. And I'm not for exact repeats of the old shows, they should still bring in some new ideas and explore uncharted directions.Star Trek is at a point where winning fans back would be a long drawn out process, outside of a movie that blows everyone's minds.
Roddenberry: "I was approached about a show with a few lower-ranked kids on a starship and I...I said let me think about it"Berman: "Gene said 'go fuck yourself'"
>>116870102You're talking about the Thunderchild, aren't you?
Mega for the new episode where?
>>116875929Engineering being part of Operations and not Science has always bothered me.
>>116886865I don't think the episode has been aired yet.>>116887075Engineering's actual job is the running and maintenance of the ship's systems. TNG simply lacked a science officer character and split the duties between LaForge, Data, and, on occasion, the Crushers.
>>116876668Sorry not sorry for using first definitions
>>116887075I always took "Engineering" to mean "the people in charge of the engine" sense of the word. Isn't it?
>>116875929I like these uniforms a lot actually. >>116876438I've always felt like one of the two should be green.
>>116885575I get all that, but I don't think burying it in a bureaucracy simulator is the way to go. Star Trek at least somewhat needs to be about exploring weird shit and new unconventional situations, and that means either having a ship actively exploring, or being stationed somewhere on the frontier where weird shit comes to you. A show about lawyers or investigators wouldn't really bring to the table much that a regular show about lawyers or investigators doesn't already have.Plus, a show about the inner workings of the Federation runs into the problem of having to more closely define those inner workings. The Federation is an impossible idealized society, and the shows sidestep that by being a step removed from it. A show that has to examine how the Federation's institutions actually work on a regular basis would be in for a very hard time.
>>116875929>absolutely zero shadingis this the 1960s?
>>116857585There's nothing wrong with Lower Decks except the fandom.
>>116887703I think show that is all about following up on the weird shit and unconventional situations is a perfectly valid approach, especially in light of just how much stuff is relatively undeveloped within the franchise.
I find it funny how most people agree lower decks is generic, and yet these threads last a long time with tons of replies
>>116888072Just for a crazy black girl and a twink white boy
>>116887848Such an original and correct argument bro
>>116884825Ok so this clip confirms she gets turned on by messing with other men. Figures.
>>116888072Because the only other places to discuss Star Trek are the cesspit that is /trek/ or the slow and game-focused /stg/. Also, regardless of opinions on quality or presentation, Lower Decks actually feels like a Star Trek show as opposed to the "legally required to only partially resemble Star Trek" Discovery or Picard, which completely torpedoed the setting so they could make the most basic and surface-tier political commentary (while also ignoring that Picard's commentary would also heavily apply to Discovery).
>>116863183sorry i'm late anontwitter.com
>>116861739Maxwell was right, the spoonheads were rearming
>>116877961this is such a dumb idea, Starfleet should always be about the best of the best, if you aren't good enough you shouldn't be serving in Starfleetgod I fucking hate this show the more I think about it
>>116887330Only the ones who work directly with the warp core. Most everyone else make sure the more inane systems are running smoothly, like transporters or the holodeck
>>116888415This basically. It's nice seeing D'Dexes again and Klingons that look like Klingons.
>>116888553Even among the best of the best, there are tiers you porch monkey.
>>116888415I really wish there was a place here to discuss Trek here that wasn't a fucking dumpster fire. I also wish that I could watch this show but I'm not quite willing to pull the trigger on CBS All Access quite yet. I guess I could just pirate it though.
>>116888553None of the characters are shown to be incompetent. Irresponsible, insubordinate, nebbish, inexperienced, and awkward, sure, but no one was presented as being bad at their job.
>>116888872If you're willing to wait a day or two the episodes will be up on pretty much every streaming site as well. Also you're not really going to find a place to discuss Trek that isn't a dumpster fire. It's nothing specific to Trek, everything with a dedicated fanbase tends to be crawling with shitbags and assholes.
>>116888577>holodeck>inane system[laughing in Moriarty]
>>116889165Fuck off, Jimmy. You're stuck as Picard's paperweight for all time
>>116888872>I guess I could just pirate it though.Where are you living that this isn't your immediate go-to option?
>>116888826>six Borg cubesSo how fucked are those Romulans? Also, holy fuck, that's a god damned Borg armada, where the fuck is the rest of Starfleet and/or literally the entire Alpha Quadrant?
>>116889297Could be an early transwarp incursion and the Rommies just happened to be there. Hence why the Cerritos is noping out of there.
>>116889297Clearly Section 31 will lure the Borg armada to Romulus, then use an enhanced trilithium device to cause its sun to go supernova, wiping out not only the Borg armada, but also destroying the Romulan Star Empire in one fell swoop.
>>116889452The entire intro isn't really meant to be taken that much seriously. The purpose of that specific part was just to show how cowardly the Cerritos flees after getting one single shot by the cube. Granted, Borg cubes are superdangerous and shouldn't be engaged anyway unless you have an intrepid class explorer ship like the voyager around, but still, that part is to show that these aren't heroic starfleet people who would come to aid other people in need. Or more likely, they would at first, and then skedaddle.
>>116889488stop giving them ideas
>>116889526More pertinently, there are already 11 D'Ds in the battle, which are shown to be able to threaten a Galaxy one-on-one. The Cerritos would be like the Oberths in First Contact, it was nice they showed up, but were they really going to accomplish?
>>116858592I Second the source request.
>>116889673Is it wrong that I want Section 31 to show up in Lower Decks, only for everyone to thing they're some kind of LARPing edgelords and ignore them?
>>116889526>The entire intro isn't really meant to be taken that much seriously. The purpose of that specific part was just to show how cowardly the Cerritos flees after getting one single shot by the cube.Yeah but it makes sense in the universe. You don't stick around and try to take on Borg cubes as a D-list ship with only a fleet of sketchy allies around to help. You get the fuck out of dodge and try to alert the rest of YOUR fleet.
>>116890418Hell even then your odds are stacked against you. A single Borg cube wiped the floor with the Federation, and they've only gotten wiser to Starfleets tactics since
>>116890691There are more ships in that shot than were present at Wolf 359 or Sector 001, granted the Battle of Sector 001 was the very tail end of the fight against the second cube.
>>116890820Well, to be fair, the shot is a pre-organized war fleet going to face the dominion/cardassian armadaWhen the Borg shows up starfleet has to quickly scramble together just what's in close range, they can't really prepare a big fleet.
Only a few more episodes until episode 2.
>>116891497What did user mean by this?
>>116891634He watched lower decks and started losing IQ points by the hour
Choice between a generic anime, or a soon to be generic Rick and Morty style.Wither way, it's not going to help the writing that destroys everything that the original series and tng built.
>>116891790>When your cheap cartoon is a cheap knock off of a cheap knock(Oroville) of your own I.P
>>116858366I just wanna see 2 people who love eachother be together.
>>116891790>>116891832It brings the wonder back. Comfy show.
Horny straight girls!
>>116858366OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE BOIS AT?
>>116892217Also, porn!i.imgur.com
>>116887848
>>116892393I knew it was only a matter of time until we got something good based on that gag
>>116892217>straightNot that the endgame ships won't be extremely heterosexual, but a show of this nature will probably see the two getting drunk and subsequently getting bi-curious for a hot (HOT) minute.
>>116892393Faces are slightly off and the guys should be way bigger.
>>116893477based dubs
>>116893212
>>116874312Hot.
>>116888123Can confirm. That's why I'm here.
>>116892393Where's the impregnation part?
>>116894336I don't think holograms can be fathers.
>>116857585It would still be better than Voyager.
>>116891790>gatekeepingugh, get in the box gramps, trek is getting updated for the new generation of fans, you just hate change.
>>116876056One day you'll be old enough to afford good booze, user, or at least old enough to not drink stupid meme drinks.
>>116874973Just finished the first season - the (unironically) kino bromance was the only redeeming thing that got me through it, t.b.h.
>>116891832Orville was a functioning satire. LD is a limp parody.>>116892033It does nothing of the sort.
>>116894702NTA, but if it completely changes the tone and themes of the setting, and just keeps the window dressing, what's the point?
>>116894976Hi, Aizenhower!
>>116867520>>116868153Romluan Warbird also has the same problem; To get to the lower decks you can go through the engines, bow loop, or stern loop.
>>116892217That was the only joke I laughed at in the entire episode.
>>116864044Their faces are literally two circles and a line for the mouth, what are you expecting?
>>116895946Some of that good ol' watermelon Shuck
There's a 100% chance this guy is evil and will betray everyone.
>>116895496The D'Deridexes are a bit different, as the designers have stated that the important parts of the ship are the bow, the dorsal spine, and the stern.
>>116896167So the bottom it just used for storage? I could see that as sensible.
>>116857585It would be utterly forgettable, coombrain.
>>116896101Wonder if he's related to this Ransom.
>>116896208Likewise the "wings" are just large pylons with weapon and sensor mounts.
It'd suck still
>>116896101No, he is not.
For those interested, here is the torent:tpb.party
>>116858348Not allowed to have more than one black character and when you do, you aren't allowed to have them interact or else people will complain your pairing spades or something.
>>116896403He's totally related to Ransom.
>>116857585>new ep sucked>all the shills who thought she wasn't a Sue were wrong>I was vindicatedImagine liking this. Kill yourselves.
Christ, was this episode supposed to make us like Mariner? She went from highly competent to Mary Sue in one episode.
>>116858348Based segregation posterReminder all people are called to purge themselves of the parasite before they even bother warring with each other.
>>116870531>everything I don't like is a Holla Forums invasion>it's impossible for me to comprehend that people who've been posting on Holla Forums for years don't like this retarded shitFuck off.
>>116897568She was a sue in episode one but the lack of information allowed some people to cope and pretend they didn't see where the show was going.
>>116897568I just saw it as continuation from the first one. Doesn't matter what she does, it's always the right course of action because she knows things, having served on five starships before. I hoped that it was just a one-off for the first episode and lthe other ones will show that she does have flaws, but sadly that wasn't the case.
>>116897604>not realizing you've been slowly indoctrinated for years by using 4chanGet a grip
>>116897673>not realising you've been indoctrinated by whomever you associate witihWew group psych is hard - fucking retard.
>>116897551>>all the shills who thought she wasn't a Sue were wrongOnce again, being more experience doesn't mean you are a mary sue.she is established has having got two high ranking parents in Starfleet who had preped her to join starfleet too.