Anyone else have a hard on for chicks in LEGO games? For me it's Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean...

I was wondering how long before this modern insanity spread here.

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I'd kinda fuck Wyldstyle, also interesting to apply transformation fetish from human to lego.

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well I guess we have a new Tile-user

Well my Mom bought me a lot of LEGO sets as a kid and sometimes I would wrap my foreskin around Keira Knightley's head and rub the stud part against the tip of my dick. Some of the best I've ever had, and when they made the game I would cum nearly every time she opened her mouth on screen.

I laughed quite a bit, but now I can start to see it.

Holy shit user that's it you're the new meme

heh

I don't believe it, got any LEGO figurines to hot glue OP?

Do it op.
Cum on a lego piece and post pictures

pics or didn't happen

Why is it always Holla Forums?

Glad i haven't played LEGO with you as a kid.

Every fiber in by body hopes that you're bullshitting, but the detail in your posts invites a sense of unwelcomed sincerity.

My Mom brought them all to the salvation army a while ago, sometimes when I'm feeling it I'll start up my old Wii and and have a whack at it. Makes me feel gold to know that some needy kid is playing with the toys that brought me so much joy, though.

Record yourself playing on your wii and spanking the monkey then

Goddamnit OP.

So is this the autism thread? If so I wanted to fuck this.

You mean a kid playing with the toys you put inside your foreskin?

HE'S A KILLA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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OP you're an autistic fuck NOT because you're sexually attracted to legos, we all have our weird kinks
but because you apparently turn into an uncontrollable horny ape when you see a brick person

I congratulate you for your imagination OP

well done

Because we all have some twisted fetish, such as tiles, the state of Ohio, legos, cars, etc.

I like Siamese Twins but it's probably not that weird a fetish

Well yeah I'd hope he'd get the same enjoyment out of it I did.

Speaking of, anyone have the screencaps? Tilefucker was great and Ohio dude was strangely interesting. Not sure where that car part came from, though.

your a nasty fucker and i hope this is shitposting

I kindq understand you. Now I can't stop getting hot and bothered by loli Legos.

I'm not even surprised anymore.

It is both comforting, and horrifying, knowing that there are people out in the world that are worse than me.

Embrace the end

You know, psychologists would have a bonafide field day with this.

I'm suddenly feeling a sense of fear
I fuck swear if she gave away your legos in 2002 or 2003

top kek

Aren't there more charts like these?
Post them to half-way salvage this thread.

Wasn't there originally an entry for baby Rosalina?

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wew

Car came from someone accidentally posting their "I wanna fug a Camero" Pic

I mean, I think any legitimate psychologist would have a field day with modern Western nations, too.
Boys will be girls and girls will be boys, after all.

Sometimes I just want to end it all.

Holy fuck my sides

But if you ended it all, you wouldn't see how far they're going to take this. Embrace apathy, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

The Further it goes the easier it is to light to fire

How far does it go before we reset civilization, user?

Well… At the very least I guess they look human, so you're still better than Ohio or Tile-user. Not by much though.

As far as Kepler-186f

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"We" won't reset anything, since we'll be long dead before that's ever a possibility.

Harsh living conditions breed strong men > strong men improve society and raise standard of living > high standard of living breeds decadence > decadence breeds weak men > weak men see civilization destroyed, creating harsh living conditions That's how your typical European civilization plays out, and we're well into the decadence breeds weak men phase. How long that's going to last is anyone's guess, but I wager we've still got a ways to go before we hit rock bottom. Imagine if 10 years ago, someone told you that in the near future, all of the disgusting shit that's happening today would be going down. You wouldn't believe them. Now try and wrap your mind around how much more fucked up it's going to get over the next decade.

We're also staring down a demographic winter, as whites are below replacement fertility rates, so low IQ, violent non-whites are being imported to supplement this population decline, and do those people have a history of voting for anything but socialism, or improving their nations in any meaningful way? Of course not, and they bring those habits with them.

What does that mean? Realistically, once we hit rock bottom this time, we (as Europeans) are done. We won't be able to come back from this when we're all

So are video games the result of this age of decadence?

Yes.

Of course.

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But can your feelings for Lego women compete with mine for moss?

Don't forget backpack cuck!

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She's pretty cute.
Bionicles are pretty good, too

Eh, we've come back from worse.
darkmoon.me/2013/the-sexual-decadence-of-weimar-germany/
archive.is/IAigs

I feel you user, for me it was the psone version of italian job, more specifically, the second last mission where you have to park minis into a moving truck.
For some reason everytimr i tried to do it i ended up auto masturbating without ever touching myself, when i was alone at home i would take off all of my clothes and just start that mission up, i was really flustered and felt REALLY dirty, like i enjoyed being molested by my uncle dirty, i would moan like a little bitch everytime.
I never came as hard and as true as i did then, i was 11 at the time.

mokou is a HUMAN!

(Checking)
Fucking cars is fairly mundane as non-standard fetishes go. It's when you get to Dragons fucking cars that it starts being applicable.

No, moss is super comfy. I could see someone attracted to it, now what are your opinions on dryads user?

They are pretty good. Would marry and impregnate.

There can never be enough cute Bionicles
or Bionicle porn

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Looks like she's shitting in a pantsuit

Just when I thought there was no porn that could surprise me after seeing the animate_inanimate and food_creature tags on e621. A unicorn cat made of building blocks exposing a lego peg butthole. Wonders truly never cease.

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Not as bad as Tiles Prower

Much worse than Tiles Prower

How is this any different from wanting to fuck minecraft females, beside a better shaped face ?

We're only playing vidya as a cheap replacement for what we could be doing if humanity actually made full use of its knowledge of science, technology and art. We could be bioengieneered supermen, optimized to whatever apex we desire like an oldschool RPG character. We could be exploring the sea of stars. We could be dungeon-crawling countless alien planets and caverns aided by techno-magic we invent ourselves. We could be building majestic cities and structures on those planets. We could be having orgies with customized robo-waifu harems in those cities.
Instead, we're trapped here on this planet playing video games, because our cowardly, unimaginative ruling elites are obsessed with playing Cookie Clicker with the stock market. They keep us penned in and slowly steal more and more power from us, because they fear any independent advances we make will ruin their meaningless high score. Lately, they've been so scared of losing that high score that they're trying to take away our video games too, the last refuge of our dreams deferred.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

I like making oven baked doughnuts and for the 'glue' for cinnamon/sugar mix instead of eggwash or melted butter I use my girlfriends semen as the adhesive instead.

Cinnamon/sugar and eggwash aren't adhesives….

I've never tried an eggwash, people I give some of the doughnuts too have an allergy to egg, but I've seen a bunch of recipes mention it.

THAT'S NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKS

Can't tell if this is some abstract shitposting or if you genuinely don't have a sense of humor.

Your humor is shit and you should commit suicide.

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So, post your favourite game franchise and weirdest fetish thread?

Deer Hunter
Feet Expansion

I already regret making that post.

For me it was that Hermione in the harry potter set.
I used a day to set up Hogwarts and then raped the building, pretending my cock was godzilla, I would then "capture" Hermione and push her model as far under my foreskin as I possibly could and cum on her, then I would suck on the plastic mold, pretending to eat her as I was drinking the spilled semen.

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Nope, as a kid at 4 or 5-years old. I took off my Action Man's shorts and rubbed my dick against his asshole because I was bored or some shit. I don't know, I just don't have an attraction to dudes yet I did something pretty gay to my Action Man figurine as a kid.
Hell, asses just gross me out when I know that people fart and shit out of them. Breasts are superior.

You're on your own, OP.

I broke a megablocks dragon in half with my dick before. This isn't really the weirdest thing I read.

Might as well post these, since this is a lego thread.

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Subtle, user.

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4th pic is cute.

I can't be the only one seeing this as pointing at a cameltoe.

My love for /clang/ will kill me someday
I can't believe I'm about to masturbate to Bionicles.
I feel like I'm 13 an about to ruin my childhod again, haven't had this feeling in a while.

It's kind of obvious.

You're welcome.

Are they bionicles though? I thought these are custom built, using some of bionicle parts.

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Excellent taste my man.

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No need to rush becoming a wizard Harry.

They are all custom-built using nothing but bionicle parts. Also lego bits here and there to help build the structure.

anyone can make these clangs, but it takes money time and dedication.

Holy shit this is great :o

Is this real?

user, please. I already have too many degenerate fetishes. I don't want to be attracted to Lego's.

Yes, it is actually real.

I have seen hell.

lord have mercy on our souls

You have seen what autistic 8 year olds consider sexy.

I don't ge it. Rule 34 and all, but this is probably the one thing I can't wrap my head around how anyone could ever consider attractive. There isn't even a taboo element to it.

Why does that first one have such high quality frames though?

Have you seen Holla Forums, though? How is this shocking to you? It's literally just a shitty Cubist aesthetic overlaid on porn.

The only good porn I've seen of Minecraft is based off of a mod.

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I remember there being a few dumps on halfchan years ago.

Britbong is the fucking best.

DO IT

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>the animate_inanimate and food_creature tags

How do you feel about Mega Bloks OP?

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What about knee expansion/lumpification?

Is this ironic

I can see from my account to have a fetish. Since many of the people have been cruel about it, you do not have to be. Because I found that the knee is very attractive, I art of knee will be large enough to grow the other knee. Photos on my page my knees, not the biggest of the knee that I've seen, and I love them.
If you wish, you can talk to me''

Well now the minecraft porn doesn't seem so bad.

That 4th pic is by Minus8

This place makes me feel normal for wanting to mutilate a corpse.

You're still lower than them.

That's pretty metal

As in a live skeleton you would grind the bones of? Are the bone shavings still alive and moving? If you have a skeleton girlfriend, can you fashion a flute out of her femur and play it?

Pirates of the Caribbean is not a true Lego game.

Thank you.

I guess.

It has to be properly dead, or at least suitably dying.

Thanks for the laughs OP.

Is this a /cow/ thread? Sorry OP, but you are still behind backpack cuck user. Maybe if you build very large lego onaholes and show pics of you fucking them, you would be better.

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I feel like I found my long lost brother

This still doesn't beat delitized bologna cheese tongue foreverial tiedup and loving it, but it's up there.
The mind of these people is intriguing. You really can't say having weird fetishes is a normal part of life when you draw stuff like this.

Lovely~

Here you go, friend!

You are not human

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Good porn needs good artists.

This fucking board.

This is tame. Taaaaaame.

You know, hearing that actually makes me feel better. I may be insane, but at least the world recognizes a monster when it sees one.

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Why is this making me hard

Eh, it's not too bad. At least it's not scat.

of course it is but even so

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Fucking this. Harming others at least has some sort of exchange of emotions.

Diving into a full septic tank for sexual gratification or sticking your dick into your car's exhaust- now that's inhuman.

>>>/lego/
here you go pal, a board just for you

There's an argument to be made for suicidal scatists vs. homicidal guroists.

There's no emotional exchange with a corpse. It's an object, not a person. The pain is over. I just want to make it unrecognizable, you know?

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requesting the ones with helicopters and tanks

Please don't actually go live out your fantasies

I cant believe that Not Important is posting on Holla Forums!

and if you ever do, pls stream it
t.notfbi

The op has a stand that turns people into lego, wich he then uses to please his sexual urges.

Like, they turn into minifigs or do they turn into statues of lego bricks?

Depends on what he wants to build at the time.
The Stand acts by instinct

She looks Korean.

not all stands act the same
some of them are slaves, other autonomous, etc.

I see you too are a civilised man.

Those don't look like Siamese twins.

Amateur.

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Seems kinda wasteful to me to fap to mutilation, at least with rape the woman is still whole afterwards so it has replay value.

I want to fuck them, not be disturbed by them, user.

What is Jackie Chan doing there?

Too late.

I'm training to be a doctor. I intend to channel my impulses to run a knife through flesh into the study of orthopedic surgery.

Good fucking luck, user.

Bryony Muska from Lego City Undercover is my favorite

Why do you think anyone ever becomes a mortician, user? A forensic surgeon? Where do you think the bodies donated to science go?

Practically the first day of classes CS had corpses in the lab. Over half the class had the *exact same look on their face that I did.*

This is just the universe you live in, user.

because were the nonsense board i guess

i cant stay that i have a boner specificall for lego girls, but theres a handful id bone. if its a character im already attracte to that helps too.

How about neither?

I'm pretty sure they find it interesting, not arousing.

I think you're naive.

and I think you're projecting your fetish onto a shitton of people. You think every vet is a furfag or into bestiality?

I'm not

But… I only said half the class. Strong interest often coincides with fetishism, and you really need a lot of interest and willpower to succeed in med school.

1.Not my fetish. You're the one projecting.
2.Being a vet doesn't require you to have sex with animals.

You don't know what Siamese Twins actually are do you?

I do, they are hot.

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It's not just Holla Forums; half/a/ used to have Cornfapper. Probably not as odd as shit like Ohio, floor tiles, or Lego user having to whack his minifigure whenever he sees some plastic he's attracted to, but still ridiculous.

Can see where this is going

If i ever need surgery, i'll pick you. you glorious bastard

Somehow I expect you'll be getting in the news someday for dicking an incision wound.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm also getting into OS because that teaches you the knowledge required to replace bones and soon to install cybernetic implants.

Don't worry, boys. Soon I will make humanity BETTER.

Now hypothetically, if someone was to survive that, would it make a new person or would it be two people living in one body?

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Dr.Frankenstein has been memed into existence.

You couldn't possibly survive it. That much blood loss would kill you not to mention the problem with losing half of your organs.

No shit no one would survive that, that is why I said hypothetically.

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There's… so much in the way of making that something a human being can survive, but you would ultimately get a result similar to the 'split brain' experiment.

I recommend reading up on it, if you're interested. Separating the brain into two halves causes… two different people that can have different opinions in the same body, but only one of them can speak.

Did you know that we now have cybernetic implants that will text you your vital signs if you text them on your phone?

If that's not the most radical shit you've ever heard of then get the fuck out of my office. Transhumanism is now.

The real question is what would happen if you reconnected the two halves? From the tidbit I read about it it seems to be two different people when the brains are separated. So, would it become a new person if I were to take the left side of one person's brain and the right side of another and reconnect them or would one of the halves simply be the main person while the other will have faint but still there influences on the main brain?

You know… I'll get back to you on that. My buddy's a neurosurgeon and maybe he will have an idea. The answer will probably be "It's all theoretical at that point." but I'll share it anyway.

To give you an idea, the right side of the brain (which controls the left side of the body and is a major issue when we think about cutting people in half) is, as far as experiments have been able to tell, the 'subconscious'. The left half(controlling the right side of the body) manages speech and a few other things I'll have to go back and research to remember. In a normal brain, the two halves communicate to come up with decisions.

So… Best guess, you'd get the linguistic ability, memories, and knowledge of one person and the aesthetic preferences, habits, and subconscious thoughts of the other.

Nice.

Well it'd probably have to be all all important bits being left alone and enough blood pumped in to offset the loss. It would probably wind up just changing half the skin off of one person onto another. Apart from the scaring resulting in putting on the other half and maybe some hair differences I don't think the person would think much beyond them being an unholy monster at worst, and being annoy at why half their hair is a different color if they didn't dye it first chance and getting over the full length scar. It's basically a massive skin graft.

Checking your vitals by texting doesn't seem that transhuman. Just more run of the mill narcissism that's pretty prevalent these days. Get back to me when it's normal to embed a smartphone under your skin that you can use.

I'm no med student or psychologist, but it would probably come down to previous dominance of the brain to decide what would come out most prominent. Perhaps picking up a few traits and skils like is suggesting. Putting two previous dominate sides could potentially produce a schizo with IDD (more commonly know as Split Personality) if one didn't deactivate.

By the way Guro-med-student user, are have you ever previously mentioned a professor joking about people wanting to fuck corpses, with a few genuine chuckles and a few worried laughs? I think he might have been a coroner student though.

Song seems relevant for this thread.

I've yet to understand the concept.
I could see an attraction to blood since its a bodily fluid, fuck I could even get seeing an attractive character you like/dislike die with minor body damage.

I will never understand guro though, what the fuck is even remotely sexually attractive about severe body damage/death/cannibalism?

Godspeed, user. Let your passion grant you wings on your way to excellence.

As you say. It's unconscionable, and therefore ripe for fetishization, at least to some.

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Not OP but I get turned on by and cum on legirls too. I used to wake up in the middle of the night and see that the minifigs I had lying around would get up and run around and it was incredibly disconcerting because they looked like they were moving very choppily like bad stop-motion animation. I like to think that when I turned on my bedside lamp: they were back in their original positions and I was just seeing things but sometimes I just wasn't sure. One night, I could have sworn one of them climbed under my covers and started humping my penis like it was a stripper pole and I'd let it happen until I hit an orgasm but, after a few minutes, I had to turn on my lamp again to see if I got cut by any of that jagged plastic.

It's always nice to see another gorefag.

You are a fag alright

Checking your vitals with a subdermal implant is a big deal, actually. We get so much insight into the day to day lives of people. What causes a rise in blood pressure, heart rate, similar things? So much of this can't be tested outside of a laboratory setting.

And no, I'm not a coroner student, but I've heard that joke. Everyone in this school has. For me it was the prof saying "Don't fondle them too much, please." There wasn't any nervous laughter. He was half serious.

From psychology classes;

There are two main ways in which a fetish forms; association, and misplacement. Association is when a stimuli is repeatedly associated with sexual pleasure until Pavlovian conditioning kicks in. Misplacement is when one form of excitement is confused for sexual excitement, and that excitement could be anything –adrenaline, horror, disgust… hunger.

The latter is much more common. The former tends to result in 'exclusive' fetishes, in the sense that they cannot achieve orgasm without factoring it in. The latter results in the "childhood fascination becomes sexual fetish" phenomenon. I had a bleeding disorder when I was young, idiopathic Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura, and became fascinated with dying people and with my own wounds during my hospital stays. Needling became interesting to me as a result, and it… went on from there.

The 'taboo' effect is overstated in its role in fetish development.

Oh, and he said "what the fuck are you talking about I'm not a theoretical physicist you fucking retard".

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Do you pop a boner each time you are cutting something up? Aside from that I envy your passion.

Oh wow, you pointed out someone's postcount? We got fucking Sherlock Holmes here!

thats no hydroxyl ion thats my wife!
hahahaha

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It has to be dead or suitably inanimate.