Judge, Jury, and Executioner

i wish more people would do that for me

How do I fly and shoot beams out of my hands?

Become the Ironman?

Aww, well you are a great person and fun to talk to!

is everyone dead?

there are probably people in norway fatter than neru

are you sure?

His suit is like cheating though.

Will I become blond?

I wish.

Cheating? Or winning?

Yep

I got an offer on my car, but Idunno if I want to simply make my money back and get it out of the driveway or hold out for a little profit.

Hmm...

Yes and your hair will grow huge

I don't lie! actually I do sometimes but that's not the case this time! lol

You are incredibly fun would hang out with/10

I was trying to even think of a sarcastic "compliment" for Luka and just can't.
Dude is just that low.

Maybe a little of both.

Am I a sweed now?

I'll try to just accept it this time.

Compliments are hard.

He has the best leegskins collection in the tri-state area.

...

He's really good at struggle snuggles.

let's see

elma managed to pull through HRT and came out a little cute too

tsuchi is one of the most rational mexicans i ever met

That was not the response I expected

Thanks!

luka's hotdog eating ability is commendable

user sama is a handsome man

I am white as shit.

You are kind

You make me laugh and generally are a bright spot of any day

cute

If you weren't so deserving of compliments then you wouldn't have to deal with it! But don't try to be undeserving cause I like how you are

Yus

Anytime Ytse, you are a grade a poster!

...youre just trying to come onto me

let's see

ian is a fantastic friend

spoilers has done commendable work getting people to believe that's he's not eva

no reason to kid yourself

neru has acted like a 5 year old for 6 years on the internet but still manages to be able to coherently play videogames

you post cute pics sometimes
:)

I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Naturally.
How am I a spic?

But doesn't that make me muslim ?

Boo, don't be mean.

Where does the struggle part come in?

:(

grim you most definitely look like a homosapien

shit
uh, cato is smart and studies rocks and is actually passionate about it which is cool

you are as brown as grim

user sama is my only friend irl and on here

Extremely "passionate"

dad is a handsome man for a person of his advanced years...

Lackadaisical doesn't look like he will go on a zoloft fueled shooting spree

welma is a real gril

Well, this degenerated quickly.

He just does them to literally any "girl" poster and gets ignored.
So I assume it's like an attempted e-rape thing.

You are retarded.

daisy's my fucking waifu dude

i think this is an actual picture of him
he says its not
but i really hope it is

...

He kind of does.

how did you get this delet this

lol, me too

someone else gets to be creepy old guy for awhile

luka is convincing as a female.

i can't tell if that's a compliment towards me or a comment on cato's rock thing

again, i don't have the eliot face, and my hair isn't curly enough nor am i white enough to commit mass shootings

i'm pretty safe tbh

tsuichi is so self righteous i wonder if he had any moments of ever having doubt in his life

dad your self esteem is killing me inside

...

compliment thread?
grim, you only look slightly retarded :)

ive actually still been working on the list
no game appealed to me

do you like biggie?
i think he's preeettty good

i know, i shouldnt be down on myself... i should be down on luka

yes

I only confused Grim with the Orlando Shooter twice.
Kudos to him

i dont know bigy

vry good post!!!!!!11

...

(you)

Ammmm has a nice belly

im actually probably the most arrogant conceited person you've ever met

sama is very virile for his demographic

you dont have any proof you fuck

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LOL make that 3 times.

fuck theres too many people to call dad

so overwhelming

woa... hey now

oh my fucking god he does look like him

Night. Try not to be too mean or whatever.

I saw it with my own two eyes.

bye love

...

i hope you dont wake up

ty

neenee

Same.

...

I bet you fucked that turtle.

...

you are delusional, im sorry to say

Thanks yo

Maybe?

Hey is the pic grim gave to boo for that list actually you?

please reformat your post in compliment form

call me dad #1

yes it is a very ver sexy turtle

animus is such a nice, friendly community of furries, weaboos, self-righteous dicks and degenerates mixed into one nice hodgepodge of activity

Which list? What?

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thank's for the census you fucking nerd

ay yeah no problem

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awhj fuck i fucking hate myself

Bebop and Lackadaisy seem like they'd make a nice couple and plan a school shooting together.

I hope you die you degenerate fuck

kys homo

You should just take my compliment.

grim didnt even give me that pic spoilers

pretty much everyone knows what welms looks like

I cant, im to busy fishing for more of them

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sounds like spoilers has a crush on elma

Boo is making some list of people and how they rank to him, maybe he'll post it again

How was I supposed to know this? Your list literally says grim stole it for you lol

very attractive male, effay level aesthetics

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Who the fuck is effay?

cuter
:)

#nohomo

Oh, don't pay attention to lists. They're so 2012-13.

no i mean grim stole elma from me
not the picture
eva this was a really easy joke to get

thank you too for the very nice compliment

tsuichi is a nice young hispanic man who loves obesity, is a proud trangenderism supporter, and takes things easy through near encouragement of laziness

furries are great, i've never once been wierded out or slightly disturbed at their beastiality at all

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So you want more huh?

You have cool discord roles.

another filthy uncultured pleb didn't get the meme

youre gonna love mine
im like halfway done

i'll curb stomp you

lmao i forgot that meme
i ate from a jar of peanut butter a few times on cam

Well, excuse me, princess.

I won't be able to see it if I don't wake up, so...

oooh? how you doin bb gril?

unf, im almost there, a few more baby

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can i just stop?
shitflinging is fun but it's done so often so much as to lose a lot of it's meaning

that was sarcasm, sorry yifffags

What am I if not the most adorable mothah fuckah around!

Are they? I've seen like 8 of them so far, kind of inclined to believe you on this lol

Nice bait but no that isn't easy to get and even if I did? it's still not funny, do you have a sense of humor?

does anyone have a picture of boo? I want to make sure he's attractive, i only unironically associate with attractive people.

ill yiff your tailhole you murring yiffster

shit youre right
ok heres how far i am

i SWEAR not to post it again for maximum (you)s on its official relase

Test is probably the most attractive female on this board.

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You have a nice fluffy tail and I wanna pull it.

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lol same

i dont wanna post something biased...

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except when you go lewd ;~;

wow
I made a mess in my pants ;^)

OI

from which end

both ;;;;;;;))))))

You shit yourself?

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Saying that only makes it happen more

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*goes lewd*

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DELETE THIS IMAGE, user!!!!

*lewds

:(

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Are you one of those Cub furries?

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...

This fucking night mocking bird is just being a douche at this point.

But yes, that's me. Why?

Moogs?

...

this fucking bulldyke keeps coming back

i thought he left to have eternal sex with squash or whatever

It's like telling a cat not to do something, they are more likely to do it then

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hmph...

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Sit on my lap and wiggle that butt

"Boners never die!"

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furries
furries everywhere

also i was called a conquest
i'm assuming that's potential, though i have no idea myself

beautiful hairy lesbian sex

have you gotten the dahlia bites

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Yes, but then they were stupid so I took them out.

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This isn't what I asked for.

which ones yours

how painful were they

Not until hours have passed and a lot of fun activities

I very much like your pleasant figure and calming voice
You are down to earth and cool

Murder it.

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To Kill a Mockingbird

none but the red panda is the cutest

When Mercy says never, she means it

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Well, they weren't in the right spot, so I can't really tell you with 100% certainty. But the piercings themselves were nothing. Like 1/10. The swelling was awful because one side was sucking the ball halfway into the inside of my cheek though, that was rough.

Also they're stupid.

Yeah, no.

It was cute last night, but tonight not so pleasing.

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you get no loli fur butt

Light the forest afire.

he appears to be drowning in his guilt.

seemed like a hard look to pull off. no offense to you.

Your suggestions are terrible as ever.

Given dat ass, I am okay with this

my love for you is wild walrus
I want to tickle you with my moustache

is dad still here

I want to pet his head

And they had a problem with Tracer's ass

hey
I'm your daddy

I'm getting it

hey bard

Earbuds?

They looked fine when I smiled with the smaller balls, but with the whole cheek biz going on I had to go back and get longer bars and bigger balls (lol) I should have not been in such a pre-work rush when I got them either. Pretty sure that's why I marked them incorrectly :/

It was all downhill from there.

where is the porn

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you wish you could, you disgusting faggot
im out of furloli and just have loli left
rip

SCRAA

there is none, sadly

lol

I have pink earbuds to match my phone.

i.imgur.com/tr45dQY.png
really too lazy to save the image but here you go

wait you marked them yourself?

why

i bet he is a fatty

Tell me why
ain't nothin but a heartache

THATS IT ELMA

IM COMING

Why do you only have like 3 saved? Whats the point ? Why do you have any loli saved? Are you a lolicon? Are you that much a disgusting pervert?

you're attractive enough for your opinion to matter, but a haircut is in order

that can still be cute
just not as cute as smooth tummies
post ur tummie mog

short answer yes
long answer I like petite so lolis fit that quite well

you've seen it i thought

my hairs a fucking mess dude
it used to be longish
i make it a quiff now a days with gel but i didnt gel today since i did nothing

wow
what a sexual devient
why are you such a degenerate!

Because he was going in for the reg cheek ones and I was like, nah man lemme see that shit. But then I was trying to expedite the process because I had to go to work.

Either way, they're not for me and it was still worth it to get jabbed in the face so no harm no foul.

oh, right.

Why do I have to be one of your conquests?

i hope you havent seen his face and are still continuing with him

yeah but I didnt save it
so do it again thanks qt

You said that picture was me irl the other day.

it was the funniest place to put you

who?

because I masturbate to 2d 3 times a day

How is that even funny though?

I like it a lot
also you irl

suppose not

im so lazy

I find it perfect that all they did was take that normal pose from Tracer and gave her a 50's porn mag pose lol

I like you irl

Yep. So now I don't know what to do next.

*shrugs*

How have you been?

me too holy shit
I can wait like a year, dont worry

Why am I always the loli??

Are you sure?

gee i dunno
how is anything funny welms
maybe im just a super unfunny guy who has no idea what hes doing

moogshot

That's a great question.

because its like 90% of all my pics atm
just getting my folders together again

ive seen moogs face
he is kinda good lookin

you're actually the only attractive human in that conference call, so you've got that going for you. undercut/fade that shit and brush it back into a fuccboi ass pompadour/combover .

that's my job.

this is you irl rite

Tokai is one of the cutest girls i've ever seen

well a pompadour is basically a fluffier quiff
im just going for the quiff

i pull off the used car salesman look really well?

really mate?
well hell to each his own

bard.

i didnt mean that ? there dad im pretty confident with my used car salesman look

Did you ever have anything that wasn't furry and or loli ?

Yes that my subway penis

And the bitching stopped when they did it

yeah, I dont see any problems

Hey there MOM
what are you doing up so late

A bridge piercing.

im generally good. living la vida loca

i admire your patience

And this is you irl right?

it's not that late. and what about you?

I used to have like 300 cuteboys
now all I have is loli, some femboy butts, dicks, and gay webms

bardsama i put you in my top friends tier ugu~

a respectable collection.

hopefully you wont put on to much weight in that year... fatty

I'm an Insufferable Maniac
That means I can't sleep

who called me a girl

bring me her head

always with the dicks...

D I C K S
I
C
K
S

looks like a straight fucking jew to me fam

pompadours are in, my dude
pic related is an undercut combover

fat where it counts bitch boi

let us stay awake and be crazy together.

Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than the government. It is almost the equal of family

ass and hips?
ass and dick?
ass and tits?

looks delicious

I'll give you the shaft too

Yes this is my hair.

So do you only save sexual stuff then?

savage

i wouldn't have it any other way
Did you enjoy the day?

i thought the bitch boi aspect heavily hinted towards my dongle

usually yeah
things that I like
though my reactions folder is more for nonlewd, but I dont try to find more of that

i thought that's an edgelord specific haircut dude

well then yes
I like you irl :3

your dingaling is only a little fat
if ur a bitchboi I think your ass would be the fattest

gonna have to go with a no on that one. the last hour or so has been tolerable though.

oy vey lads

like the animes?

what a fag

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so im told

youtu.be/wvQtF5bMV3g?t=19s

what would you like to talk about

Thats not really going off a lot though.

that's how you know he's a keeper.

And its all i'm gonna keep doing.

nah, undercut anything has been stylish for like 2-3 years now

im sure you are told by hundreds of people, slutboi

exactly,o nly the best

it's been popular. it has never been and never will be stylish.

Never fun to hear at the end of a day
Hopefully the next few days treat you a bit better.

Here in my town, the town fair is coming up very soon and I am looking forward to that.
You have any plans in the future or just taking rm as they go?

I'm shallow like a mason jar

what are you, a faggot?!

you are such a fashionista dad...

Oh boy this flattery~

i want to say you are bard

i'm pretty sure you are

fair sounds fun. I hope you enjoy yourself.

I take life one hour at a time for now. it makes it slightly more bearable that most of them are horrible.
still, life goes on, right?

not only does your opinion not matter in the first place but you also posted a furry picture even further nullifying any weight your words hold. adopt a trip so i can filter you.

just 4 u bb gril

I don't really understand this logic.

Probably something along those lines.

that's a lot of words there.

hahahaha what a loser omg

Without no fears and regrets~

*eats a yummy pizza*

subway is going to be so jealous.

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Archives, what is good my sister?

im drowning in your affection i love it

anyways, thanks for the fashion advice, literal autist.

you seem like a cool dude.

I want a yummy pizza
gimmy
:(

you will get nothing and like it.

Says the guy posting boy butts at me.

Sheeeiiiitttt ant nothin but a dick in my hand homie

nope

no

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anyone have that picture of ikt
i think theres only one

I think I'll pass on that one.

That's good to hear. Glad you're doing well^^

That's no good.

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hi I'm Malts

Guess so huh?
Not a fan of thinking abotu the future though I get super high and worry about it
overthink like a stoner talking about the universe

I don't want to move forward in time

As it should be, whose dick tho?

This one?

shoot yourself in the knees, retard

I choose you.

it's what im interested in anyway. though im afraid it might fuck with my glasses

thank you. how are you

you seem like you'd be a fun guy at parties.

I don't quite understand the appeal of moving forward either. now I kind of want some weed.

if I did that you would miss me.

I am not food.

I don't even know anymore my man.

yeah thats it
also hey casper
i put u in my top friends tier ugu~~

ill drown you in mor ethan just my affection you cute fag

boy butts are love
boy butts are life

No but you could make me dinner.

tried pokemon go today... the motherfucker was on the roof of a federal building. couldnt get within 40 ft.

Ah, I would have never thought of that. Hmm. Do you not do contacts?

I'm okay I guess.

hopefully not your body fluids.

*pets you appreciatively* ^_^

what is this

Whats your stance on drugs If I could pry?

Post the best one so I can sleep.

They found a koffing in a holocaust museum

as if you wouldnt want most of them in your mouth :^)

Looks like a bad hentai doujin.

What the fuck is that?

that's quite the assumption there.

alcohol. more alcohol. even more alcohol.
weed sparingly.

nothing else.

I have no real objection to any drugs as long as they are used with caution.

sorry im not doing enough roleplaying and animal posting to appeal to you

Never have a ever tasted the delicious nectar that is pee cee pee
And neither should you

As everyone should, i leave it up to you to correct those who have placed me wrong

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I finally saw this anime. it was good. I wish it had more episodes. ended too quickly.

Cheers to that

The other day visiting a friend of mine, his momma made me a really nice whiskey drink I've never tried before, had some 7up and biters and sugar in it

what kiind of drink do ya favor?

>:3

cute pic

ive never tried them

you guess?

oh my gosh ^^

ill keep my opinions on that to myself.

well you seem to have rectified half of that.

You can do it, I believe in you.

Can I have, hmm...
Well, maybe...

Let's just go with Tortelloni.

Goodnight

I will never pee can the can

thanks

ouch, im hurt

but it's oc

you tell me

I sense that you know more

it was just a bulbasaur... the one that got away

Nighty night banarchvies

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that sounds nice, but too much work. I like simple stuff. vodka mixed with something that tastes okay with vodka usually. other alcohols are acceptable if vodka cannot be found.

now you're just getting greedy.

your beard is majestic...

Wish I knew
That looks likke a sspicy meme
i dont recall it

it's obviously the most used words in erio's and badfox's leaked cyber logs dued

oh
you're into -that- kinda stuff
the devil, that's what vodka is

there are a lot of different bodily fluids. im not sure what will be spurted into my mouth. the results could be catastrophic

Weeeeellll.
It does.
:3

Fiiiine.
Spaghetti is fine too...

Ooh. They seem kinda scary. My dad had one that slipped like in and behind his eyeball. Didn't seem like much fun.

Yeah, I guess. I think I'm getting the yearly close-to-my-birthday depression.

I've dubbed vodka "slut-potion"

I like that the pain it causes on the first couple drinks. makes me feel alive.

nah I'm kidding. I just like it.

much more reasonable. consider it done.

vodak slides my panties right off...

this is true, you are wise to be cautious

I'll just go ahead and file that away in my useful information folder.

thanks bruce

gotta have that oc spice ya feel me

im just gonna assume this is for me.
thanks

shouldn't you sleep?

there are too many words in this post.

fuck you and your getting in the way of my successful hyperlinking operations. is this BD?

no you wont

hey yea no problem

Yeah, it's neat, the ova was also somewhat neat.
Calico cat is a beast. Who are you?

I did not know there was an ova. I should look that up.

just some dude.

that is horrifying.

finally gonna be legal?

i was hoping for some reassurance tbh

yes. yes i am

I mean if it comes out of my dick that would be about it

that's so cute

I like that

y-yeah....?

well what otther kind of things are ya into user? Movies or outdoors or sports or whatnot?

ova is the like a christmas special, only not always christmas right?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE

ugh get a job

so i have a 50/50 shot here of being okay

no

...

It's Mugen.

umm, yeah, something like that.

outdoors? don't be gross.

movies are cool. video games are my main thing. that and netflix. what do you like to do? other than be super kewl.

I have no idea, I haven't watched it yet.

when should i mark my calendar for

I think its worth the trouble
if you work fast enough its like a 75/25

loser
o
s
e
r

tf is mugen

see

hm it might be advantageous to dilute the flavor depending on your diet

which one are you

dad and boo for cutest thread couple?

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...

thanks for clarifying, my dude

my diet is awful, so you will have to suffer
no backsies

I agree outdoors are overatted as heck

I don't really do much besides listen to hipster ass music, blaze with my best friend and play instruments
Wouldn't trade it for the world though

Excited for any upcoming games?

...

there will be backsies

Please don't.

what

nice meme, idiot

snowballing eh?
very bold of you

Mug?

the new dues ex game. I'm still a little miffed they delayed it by six months after announcing it for februrary, but whatever, it's almost time now. there's also that new zelda game. looks pretty nifty.
what kind of hipster ass music? I don't know a lot of those bands but modest mouse is one of my favorite bands of all time.

swiggity swooty

which one of his friends are you

you said it not me

are you at nasa yet

burned my tongue on that amount of spicey dude

Go the fuck to sleep.

you implied it
I just didnt deny it

who's friend? the fuck is wrong with you?

your pic makes you cute

its time Luka...

This post reminds me of real life.

my biting wit and debonair charm make me cute.

What does that mean?

Aug. 16

I have been at NASA for the better part of 6 weeks now

are u wearing suit rite now? ._.

its almost 9 in the morning dude

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