Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!
When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in [Gen 7] Pokebank UU unless he specifies otherwise. (Things are in an awkward testing phase at the moment. Regular formats will be determined sometime this month.) Pokebank OU is a mess. Proper formats will be decided in early January (supposedly).
——————————— Showdown: play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder/ ——————————— The Rules: Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING. 1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match. 2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission. 3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall. 4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed. ——————————— Pokemon Premades: pastebin.com/raw/f3CZVRx7 ——————————— Thread Finder: gmakers.xyz/fullderp This site will automatically redirect you to the current thread. Bookmark it so you don't need to waste time browsing the catalog! ———————————
/roomvoice (username) This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.
Protip: Use [code] tags for your sets. It makes it easier for the champ to import them.
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The punchiest mon you can come up with that isn't Hitmonchan
Ian Ward
Better than that other one, wew.
Offensive Mandibuzz
Easton Wilson
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Hunter Reed
Ghost ground mon, and niggerjewmon (connkder)
Jack Howard
I will not allow this thread to ever die, I will keep this thread alive with my retarded memes and fictions this is our thread I refused damnit!
Sebastian Lopez
It Just Werks (Swellow) @ Flyinium Z Ability: Scrappy EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Mild/Hasty Nature - Work Up - Brave Bird - Boomburst - Heat Wave
Zachary White
Touch me~ (Golem-Alola) @ Red Card Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Stealth Rock - Wild Charge - Roar - Rock Slide
Nathan Long
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Lincoln James
Cheap Trick.
Oliver Robinson
The Mandibuzz croaked delightedly, and got lost in the motion of his swaying and grinding. There was something deeply satisfying to him about the sensation of the bulging plastic below him rubbing against the fluff of his feathers and the flesh of his ass…
… The princess continued to struggle futilely against the bounds of the strange, plastic frame that bound her, while the Mandibuzz danced about her in smug, triumphant joy - his wings flapping and fluttering dramatically, sending scatterings of his filthy, ragged feathers flying as he hopped about from foot to foot gleefully, and waving his ass and splayed tail tauntingly in the princess' trapped face.
"Wh-whyyyy~?", Iris moaned, awkwardly through the small breathing hole. "Why are oo doing diz?", she asked of him, as mournful tears of shame slowly leaked from her eyes, before compressing themselves into large, wet patches across her cheeks as they collided against the thick, clear plastic film that snugly wrapped about the contours of her face… In truth, iris didn't actually know if the mandibuzz, in fact, had anything to do at *all* with either the creation of this bizarre device or her current entrapment within it… As cruel as the creature seemed, he also seemed a bit too… simple… to have created such a complex and cryptic device on his own. *Or* somehow spirit her away from home and entrap her within it all without her notice, either… Was he an accomplice to her actual, still unseen abductor? … Or was he just some foul-minded passerby who just happened to spot her and decided to indulge in some cruel mischief with her? …Whatever his role was, he was, quite successfully, turning what was originally, on it's own, a frighteningly scary and shameful experience into a truly mortifying one…
"Pleeease… Stop dizzzz…", she begged of the still-viciously taunting creature… And while she desperately wished he would actually be moved by her pleas and finally release her, at this point, she really would be satisfied with him just taking waving his awful, feathery ass less than an inch away from her face and just leave her be to nurse her shame and concentrate on escape in peace… Plastic film separating them or not, the princess was utterly revolted by the sight of his puckered anus waving about right in front of her. Iris could scarcely contain her frustration anymore. Finally, she gave in and angrily squealed through the breathing hole "For Celestia's sake! Get oor butt out of my face! It's so grooooooosssss!"
At that, the Mandibuzz *did* stop in his dance… only to whip his head about and deliver the most malignant and glare at her through narrowed eyes… So baleful was that look, that Iris actually gasped and shuddered a little in fear… Was… Was this creature actually *proud* of his filthy form? Did he take her complaint as a blow to that pride? … As annoying and revolting as he was, Iris had forgotten that she was, essentially held helpless at his utter mercy. That stare was chilling to her…
… But, even *more* chilling than that was the slow, wicked grin that spread across the creature's beaked face as he slowly turned about and looking leered at her. "Buuuuuuuuzzzzz…", the creature said in a long, drawn out, disquieting croon… A sound that, even though the princess didn't understand the direct meaning of, still somehow promised that she was about to badly regret her recalcitrant outburst in her attempt at defense…
… And that was when the mandibuzz - still grinning that distressing grin - craned his head about to pull out the bone stuck in his knotty head feathers with one, gnarled claw, before meaningfully waving it before Iris' face and tapping her on the nose with it's grimy tip… And, then, he slowly turned his back…
Iris was puzzled as she saw him shift the bone to hold it in his beak… And then even more puzzled as he suddenly toppled over, rolling onto his back, wings spread wide, while still wearing that oh-so-evil smile… She wondered so because she had utterly no idea of what he was doing, or planning with his strange antics…
Iris was left gasping in sheer shock as, without warning, and in one,, surprisingly smooth and deft motion for such a otherwise crude creature, the mandibuzz whipped his head downwards and deftly jammed the knobby end of his bone into the puckered sphincter of his anal cavity - virtually all the way up to the other end, which was now just barely visible, held as it was in his beak. Iris would have been sure that such a maneuver should have been terribly painful for the recipient, but the Manibuzz - to her confusion and horror - just smiled all the wider and began to croon pleasurably as he began to wriggle and jostle the bone… twisting and sliding it in an almost playful fashion while the horrified princess - who, thanks to the plastic frame, could not turn her head to look away, was treated as a very captive audience to this lewd and perverse spectacle.
"Uwaaaaahhh~! Ahhh! Ohhh! Oh, that's so… so horrid!", Iris stammered, aghast. "How in Equestria can you be… so very horrid, you horrible creature?!?", she squealed - her vocabulary failing her as her refined sensibilities were assaulted by the abominable, inescapable sight being presented before her…
But, as bad as that was, the still wickedly grinning Mandibuzz had even worse in store for the poor, trapped, Alicorn princess yet…
After putting on a 'show' of sorts for th princess, by twisting the bone about wildly deep within the dank depths of his own backside in such a fantastically degenerate manner for over a full minute's time, the Mandibuzz then gave the bone a tug and slid it… Well. "neatly out", would be a very inaccurate way of putting it… Iris could clearly (though reluctantly) see from here that the already soiled bone was now covered in a 'fresh' layer of gunky, slimy mucus that had apparently accumulated along the bone's slender, dingy length… It was utterly horrifying for the princess to take in the sight of that tainted piece of osseous matter…
… but what really chilled her to her very core, leaving her shivering with trepidation and fright, was when, in another surprisingly dextrous move, the Mandibuzz rocked himself once before flipping back upright upon his feet before her… before slowly approaching her once more - that anal-slicked bone still held in his smugly grinning beak…
"Nuh… N-No!", Iris stammered, aghast at the thought of that disgustingly stained bone being brought closer into proximity with her. "Stop. Stay back! K-Keep that awful thing and yourself away from me", she tried to command, as authoritatively as she trembling, squeaking voice could manage…but the Mandibuzz blithely ignored her as he hopped back up onto the frame of the plastic 'bed' containing the suspended princess…
… And that was when the princess really began to squeal in terror as - as she had been subconsciously fearing, but had been far too afraid to think aloud in her own head - the Mandibuzz began to bring the knobbed, dripping end of that mucus-coated bone closer and closer to the aperture of the breathing hole set in front of her mouth. The hole of which was small… but still more than large enough to accommodate the knobby end of the mandibuzz's bone…
Wyatt Gomez
"Noooooooo! Keep it away! Keep it awaaaaaaay~!", the princess shrieked, now practically blinded by her overflowing tears… but the advance of the bone, though slow, was inexorable… And, finally, with just a slight bit of wriggling on the mandibuzz part (and aided by the generous 'lubrication' he had applied to it), the sadistic creature had worked the end of the sullied bone in through the entryway of the princess' breathing hole… and then, subsequently, her mouth! Iris screeched as she was unwillingly forced to taste the salty, earthy taste of that anal-slicked bone - caught hopelessly between her urge to try to spit the wretched thing out… and the wish not to allow any part of her tongue or mouth touch it at all! Not that her own wishes mattered much in the course of this event, after all… The Mandibuzz grimly grinned as he was the one in full control of the situation, and gleefully too in the princess wails of tortured misery as he sadistically wriggled the bone about, slathering his slimy anal-gunk all over the interior of the helplessly-held princess' mouth….
Pretty sure that's the ending. Hope you enjoyed it! (You didn't)
NEW CHAMP
Andrew Martinez
Love you guys, one of the actual best choices in life I honestly made. I thank you so much.
Isaac Williams
You must really like Mandibuzz.
Owen Hernandez
I still don't see the fucking eyelashes
Parker Gutierrez
Well I think its a nice mon I kinda grased though the story I will give it a honest read. just am fucking tired. That story I made just exhausted me not mention am sick right now.
Colton Lopez
WHOEVER GETS DUBS THAT ISN'T ME IS CHAMP AND HAS TO USE LUCARIO BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM BECAUSE OF THE PORN
Cooper Perez
I don't think that's how it works
Like seriously where the fuck are they
Austin Howard
Too be honest I don't hate it just its just boring.
Mason Russell
I like him, though.
Liam Wood
Also I dislike him because he's just furry Goku
Oliver Murphy
I just don't like the art design the porn is fine, kinda hate how he gets most of it, its just artist suck at drawing interesting body types.
Zachary Parker
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Dylan Cox
Doesn't quite fit the bill
Blake Peterson
This is true.
William Jackson
does that mean mewtwo is vegeta
because he can also use aura sphere and has TWO super saiyanmon forms
People hate Lucario for the porn? I thought he was hated for his awkward design (jackal with spike on chest and paws) typing (steel type just because of said spikes even though it's mostly fur) and that GameFreak keeps pushing it as a second mascot.
Ryder Diaz
wh;at Im looking for is
It's super effective!
Jaxson Morgan
it's not stale at all, if it's still getting you triggered
Evan Morgan
what
Isaiah Garcia
CHIMP MUST BEND TO SHINY MAGIKARP WILL
JUMP FOR JOY GOLD GOY (Magikarp) (M) @ Normalium Z Ability: Swift Swim Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Splash - Happy Hour - Celebrate - Bounce
Replace my suggestion with a Mega Metagross if you want.
Jeremiah Sanders
I place my vote with this
Dominic Sanchez
stop repeating yourlself
Noah Campbell
GAINS THE CAT (Incineroar) @ Leftovers Ability: Intimidate EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def Adamant Nature - Bulk Up - Leech Life - Rest - Sleep Talk
Zachary Turner
CONTRIBUTE TO THE CHIMP OR DIE SLOW FAST MAN
I place my second vote with this
R E J E C T I O N W A I F U (Froslass) (F) @ Mental Herb Ability: Cursed Body EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Destiny Bond - Disable - Protect - Taunt
le epic mm guys he's just as good as other champs xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joseph Brooks
FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN (You) @ Gym Ability: Gayness Happiness: never EVs: 252 gay / 252 gay / 4 little extra gay Gay Nature - Pound - Rest - Facade - Frustration
Samuel Peterson
If this is the average quality of our posters then I can understand why we've been in permanent dead hours lately.
Hudson Morales
I'll be honest, it's because this thread is the same shit over and over again, people get bored and the autistics stay, and that's the reason for the quality drop
Chase Lewis
Thank you, I love you, will you fuck ring hole?
Dominic King
Truth is everyone is autistic just we differ in our taste in autistim, I mean its why /furry/ exists.
Remove ultra beast (Marowak-Alola) @ Thick Club Ability: Lightning Rod EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Bonemerang - Shadow Bone - Flare Blitz - Iron Head
Brody Murphy
I think chimp's gone
If anyone else wants to step up, they can just take this team
No one is watchinfg anyway, so im out, but at least the suggests weren't wasted.
Asher Martin
Wha i mean is.
NEW CHAMPION
Brody Garcia
Nah, Cell
Jonathan Wright
sup
Jace Cruz
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Gavin Myers
ME CHAMP Tier: UU
Alexander Phillips
SexuallyFrustrated (Mudsdale) (M) @ Assault Vest Ability: Stamina Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Heavy Slam - Earthquake - Body Slam - Frustration
Samuel Allen
Ghost of SLOW (Dusknoir) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Frisk Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Disable - Destiny Bond - Sucker Punch - Shadow Sneak
Juan Foster
Regigas nicknamed "Gimme a Sec".
Christopher Barnes
Making an additional suggestion of Slurpuff.
Henry Walker
since this is dead hours ill give you another a pokemon of your choice that is super fast
Dylan Smith
I understand.
Ryder Roberts
Sucker Punch is incompatible with Frisk. I changed Frisk to Pressure. Let me know if you have a better option.
Question: when is something super fast?
Connor Hughes
Is it faster then the average Alolan Pokémon (68)? Then it is super fast.
'twas a joke but seriously that dedenne would make me quit playing if I got it it's alright if the mons aren't smogonmons but giving chimp something completely useless isn't great either
My god that monster hunter intro was fucking amazing, thats how you start a mother fucking game with near death and fucking explosions!
Bentley Long
??? you mean the ps2 intro? pretty sure that baby aptonoth got more than just 'near' death either way what does that have to do with fullderp?
Zachary Kelly
No I playing 4, I got because people playing it is more likely plus its pretty fucking amazing, as for what it has to do with full derp, I am writing the fic about lagombi is fucking a raichu gently.
You do because of those trips. Take the bulkiest Dragon type as in HAS Dragon for a type, so Dragon AND Dragon-Ground are acceptable mon you can think of. It has to be blue
Colton Myers
Nah, I can't chimp
Dylan Jackson
yes you can
Dominic Turner
I put fullderp on in the background while I'm doing other things
Sebastian Stewart
Because it was requested.
Jack Stewart
Too hungry to chimp right now. Come up with something original and give it to me in an hour.
Isaac Evans
All chimp since no one else will give me something and all make it work.
Jaxson Myers
A Pokemon that is made up of smaller Pokemon (such as Metagross or Zygarde) named I'll
Brody Reed
Swampert
David Wright
UU or OU?
Cameron Phillips
an alolan raichu
Daniel Lopez
Alright need 3 more.
Camden Jenkins
a CAPmon
Charles Foster
Is that a joke, or are you trying to tell me a pokemon.
The opposing robbie rotten avoided the attack! The opposing robbie rotten avoided the attack! The opposing robbie rotten avoided the attack! The opposing robbie rotten avoided the attack! ALL SKILL
Evan Green
We are number one.
Jaxon Stewart
absolute crime there isn't more porn of it.
The problem with dustox can't take any kind of hit poor thing is too frail and fucked up that gamefreak just leaves mons to be abandon
Grayson Smith
There isn't that much porn of pokemon using their attacks isn't there That's the real shame
Mason Ross
Also true.
Moths are life man, I always like if they get stuck inside my house I always try to help them get back out side, I fucking love too pure, I even had moths kinda just chill with me I hope when I get to meme hell I have a moth mistress please dark lord cthulhu make my dark fantasy come true.
Owen Reyes
I know of at least 3 different pieces of erotic fiction revolving around Clefable using Metronome.
Alex Jones (Exploud) (M) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Scrappy EVs: 220 Def / 36 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature - Boomburst - Roar - Outrage - Screech Feel free to change Sitrus to wathever
Julian Watson
hecka ebin cade could not finish de fight but busted out the 777 magnitude slot machine then missed with the toxic that would have killed what do i win please don't let it be shitmons for my next team
NEW CHINP
Josiah Rodriguez
I AM THE CHAMP POKEBANK UU
Take your time, I'm getting food ready.
Grayson Nelson
Well, don't take too much time.
Levi Flores
have roulette rock, sorry for dead whores.
Bentley Brown
a free pick
Thomas Perez
A bulky phazer.
Jaxon Carter
I'm gonna go shovel. If I'm M.I.A. when I have a full team, feel free to use it in my stead. Having said that, I will be back, so don't panic!
Leo Diaz
ttar, change the moveset and item after each fight
Since you wanted a specific bulky here's for you Bad Egg (Blissey) (F) @ Red Card Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Soft-Boiled - Thunder - Blizzard - Fire Blast
The opposing Diggersby used Agility! The opposing Diggersby's Speed rose sharply! beedrill fits used Sunny Day! The sunlight turned harsh! The opposing Diggersby used Fire Punch! It's super effective! beedrill fits lost 100% of its health!
How did this fucker know all our tricks right from turn 1?