Awesome Games Done Quick Current Year

Starting momentarily

And here I thought it was canceled.

I'm sure they'll fuck up another super metroid run this year.

Why do people pay attention to this clusterfuck of autism and drama?

Reminder to tune into the official Holla Forums stream site to watch the autism:

infinity.moe/

oh yeah well sometimes when i see a pack of niggers i don't even cross the street.

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I'm scared already

Because it's a clusterfuck of autism and drama? I just like watching ways people can break games and going fast.

Your reputation should scare you, you fucking faggot.

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Holy shit Mark stop being a kike for one whole minute.

Hey frog pedo.

Holy shit just end this interview

it's been a tradition every year that we all watch the GDQ streams on infinity.moe. If you don't want to that's fine, but believe me it's very entertaining.

LITERALLY WHO

Nothing wrong with liking tadpoles :^)

no

Well I've never posted without my name on Holla Forums…

user pls

Hi /revolt/

Sadly there's still around fifteen minutes of talking and jokes if the schedule is to be believed.

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go namefag somewhere else please

WHO

And yet you're still posting with a name.

There is literally nothing wrong with liking Undertale. It's a great game and the people who like it are great.

Your traditions are shit, and your cancerous plastering of Holla Forums on everything from Twitter to Discord to Steam is part of the reason no one likes you.

Don't shit on Val, dude

WHATCOULDGOWRONG?

oh fucking hell

who are you talking to? I don't use discord and I've never mentioned Holla Forums on twitter. I just like chatting with Holla Forums while we watch terrible things.

what's with the genetic dud on the left?

this is now the official thread

hello reddit

Let's plays done quick?

All this name fagging, all we need is mark to pop up and complete the jew force trifecta

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I made some OC this year.

Where are the videogames?

ta femme est une merde

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This is gonna be a fucking disaster.

it's right here god damn are you fucking blind stop shouting

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This is gonna be shit.

I like it.

That's Blechy.

He's save several runs before. He's alright.

I hate it.

so is it too early to call how cringy the undertale speed run is gonna be

The only reason I watch is because it will fail gloriously every time

Oh shit that's pretty good user

I got u fam

It'll be very boring.
Undertale is not a good speedgame. It's 70% walking, 5% cutscenes and 25% combat.

the first mention of sweden :^)

Jesus

so i gusse cringe would be the only thing saving it then

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LMOA

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I just have this muted until a run starts.

Do not reply to the namefags.

whoa

even more concerning

fuck you, Val is my best friend
I'll give him some more (You)s

Oh yeah pinball done quick, I'd forgotten about that. It's not bad, kinda fun and much less cringe at the very least.

Please go kill yourself you shill

Is it just me or do cocks taste yummy yummy yummy?

Lets go!

she broke her hand fapping to sweaty autistics underaged nerds giving her money

Old mom shut up, cancer was cured 30 years ago.

with each (you) you generate you reduce the value of all of them for the rest of us due to inflation

remember to reply responsibly

>AUDIO CLIPPING

OMG FUCK YOU IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT FUNY

Get in and let's watch it together.

cytu.be/r/Vidya_Reich

Like cancer it spreads

kill me. days more of this nonsense

stop fucking shouting

I love sucking cocks! Big and black is my favorite flavor.

Is that guy wearing a MAGA hat?

NA ever get Ape Escape 2?

I'm watching at Infinity.moe with a bunch of autists. Come join in and make the regularfags assmad.

we already have a stream site made for Holla Forums

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It's a drumpf hat or a make speed running great again.

Fuck you're right it does look like one…

Knowing this event, it's probably one taking the piss on MAGA instead.

Anyone using VLC to get better quality?

Oh great, the Undertale references are already starting.

Not really. It works alright but it's kind of annoying if your internet connection isn't really that good.

idk someone on twitter is all ready tweeting about it

I used your mom but she was shit quality.

10 minutes and he's asked to take it off

DON'T BULLY VAL

Seriously the bantz, and the hats are spreading. They are not Trump hats.

"dunked on" is a fucking apehoop meme you sperg.

lol

kill yourself dumbass

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Go play some fucking Barkley then, you uncultured mongrel.

I'm surprised they haven't read donations yet.

it's an old as fuck saying that's used widely outside of sports you uneducated fuck.

Usually they do only if it means they don't cut the runner off when he talks, but right now he's constantly talking so that might be why.
Some of the most awkward and painful moments in GDC are the ones where the runner goes "quiet time" and needs to focus hardcore, then someone reads a comment/donation and ruins the runner's efforts because of it.

I don't think I've ever heard that phrase a single time, is it an American phrase?

Red hats….Undertale as the finale…GDQ's history of banning people over explicit language…
This GDQ just looks like a recipe for drama.

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Fucking where?

Never heard of it before. Must be a monkey thing.

it's from basket ball. it's only used in basket ball and areas in the US where basketball is popular, like the midsouth

Come and watch with a chatroom:
cytu.be/r/m4c

This thread is the only "chatroom" I need.

oi gevalt

this plus my secret clubs on irc

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urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dunked on

Notice that these definitions are from over six FUCKING years ago.

we have a chat room already faggot infinity.moe/ and it's our stream site and not involved with halfchan

I love you too, honey

Underage please

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become infinity.moe regulars so we can balance out the ratio of normal people to furries.

Are you saying infinity.moe is full of furries, or is trying to convert more anons into furry? Either way that doesn't sound too promising.

Reminder that Undertale is glitchy as shit and the speedrun is actually pretty interesting.

Its that bad ?
This must be bullshit

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I think it's more promising if we come to a Final Solution to the Furry Question

Is it?
I imagined it being boring.

I've saw a speedrun or two a couple months after release and I never saw any glitches in use.

Most of the speedrun is using a skip with the punch card. It skips over some significant cutscenes like the first Mettaton fight and sometimes lets you walk out of bounds.

welcome to speedrunning, user. Things change over time.

Oh God they keep using Holla Forums memes.

What did he mean be this?

Is there an rtmp restream or whatever?
Something I can just throw into mpv.

What did I mean by this?

it's pretty awful. there's like 4 or 5 of them who spam the chat

Does that mean they won't read donations unless they're a ton of dosh ?

Kill yourself, you shit skin pedo.

"Can you please take off those hats".

What?

I dont see anyone spamming the chat user

nobody's spamming the chat

Oy vey should should tons of money to our charity. Don't you want your donation to be read out loud for only a moment, goy?

What will they ban next?

That fucking pillow is triggering me.

This, plus its not like they are pushing "lets yiff" and posting links/pics of smut.

I ain't going to read the entire thread so…
Any sperg happened already? Because that's the only fun left about recent AGDQ

I don't see any dakis there, though.

I'm pretty sure the furfags everyone shits their pants about do it ironically, or at least only for the porn.
Or they're regulars in denial about being furfags

it's literally a daily thing.

Dakis and fumos would make the event more tolerable if you ask me.

Are they gonna do races every three fucking runs again this year? That shit was annoying.
That didn't even do the best type of games to race; golf games

The dude with the light has to remove his shirt.

Dakis were banned.

I'm well aware that they banned those things.

What happened to the MAGA hats?

They were asked to take them off to avoid controversy, which isn't surprising.

Either the guy wearing it got tired of wearing it for some reason, or he was asked to take it off; haven't seen anyone asking him that though so I dunno.

Someone said something and they all went back in the bag.

Twitter got triggered.

At least he got his share of salt.

WOW WHAT YEAR IS THIS

Honestly at this point I'm surprised they haven't banned speedrunning yet.

They have, almost every runner either chokes or just takes it as a lets play.

Again, why does Holla Forums still support this shit?

I like the Mega Man races. The MMX race with Caleb picking the wrong stage was pretty fun to watch.

What the hell is this "TigerB" emote?
It's a purple ass.

You don't get shit from stream views, you get money from donations.

"girls"

The three in front and the blonde on the right in the back are actual females.

Sounds more like a cause of only letting the most incompetent runners perform.

HOLY SHIT. that one girl is literally nazi propaganda

Are they runners ? I think I remember the one on the right as having run a mickey game last time or something. She was okay at it.

I love "girls".

WEW LADDIE, THE MADMAN

Nah, they are all fucked in the head.

Take a closer look at that snout

Or the fact that some tranny runner admitted the GDQ paid her/it or whatever to learn a game so she could come to the event.

what is this thing?

progress

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I didn't know Quentin Tarantino was a speedrunner too

Sign if a dying civilization

Jesus, I feel sorry for my generation, we are going to doom the entire earth.

it begins

I can't imagine the faggots that go to this event in attempts too "Pick up chicks", besides banging wives.

where's Cosmo?

Videogays

remember when people used to clap for 10 dollars?
now your donation goes straight into the trash unless it's 100 shekels

Blaming them is like blaming cancer for killing your wife's son. If you want to blame anybody, blame the Jews who poisoned their minds.

Well if you simply accept to lower your standards, you probably could get easy pussy. Don't forget condoms though of course.

He is in his room, probably streaming himself watching it.

Yes, we are seeing the result of a hundred years of mindfuck and perversion

100?
I thought people only gave a shit for 1000 or more

We don't even use most memes that are 6 years old, just because you didn't know a dumb saying shouldn't upset you this much that you need to act defensive.

also check my dubs

Indeed, but I was exposed to the same poison, but I manage to escape from it mostly thanks to philosophy and places like pol. Telling they aren't responsible is the same as saying they act like animals, purely on instincts, without any kind of rationality and I don't buy this.

reminder that checking digits is older than some people who browse halfchan

You just need to attach the right sob story to it.

The bans have started: twitter.com/PvtCinnamonbun

whoa, sexist much?!

everyone at gdq needs to be gassed

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Im not the faggot who didnt know the saying

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you'd think after beating the game in under 20 minutes they'd call it a day and not bother with other categories.

Oh God

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all someone has to do is host a similar event that doesn't ban everyone/anyone and ADGQ would die instantly

This has GOT to be fake. No fucking way.

It's almost as though people want to see some of the actual game and not just one skip and go home.

you wouldn't get anyone who agrees with run because GDQ will ban anyone for life who they even think is trying to compete with their event

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Jesus christ this nerd ass numale faggot is really irritating.

Why are they watching speedruns then?

test

It's a SPEEDRUN, not a let's play.

its still alive despite NASA, though

Look pal if you're going to post shit at least post entertaining shit and not generic furry porn cashing in on modern trends.

That one Doom runner at NASA triggered too many normalfags, especially when he started shitting on NuDoom.

The world record is less than five minutes I think. Maybe they'll show that one too ? Sometimes they do share a few different runs of the same game.

ESA and NASA, but the lack of motivation to run them seems to be a problem.

(checked)

They're still playing it fast. There's still a lot of autism skill on display.

I'm not a big fan of OoT runs as it is, but Any% in that game is just fucking boring. Sweet spot for a speedrun (any game) is between 30 minutes and 2 hours if you ask me.

I wonder if Chibi on the right will say anything.

jfmsu

I know that there are several catagories to speedrunning but im just pointing out that "maybe people want to see the game" is a terrible argument to use in a speedrunning event.

Honestly, I'm amazed he's even welcome at the event. Didn't he get caught cheating in Paper Mario: TTYD?

west coast leaf land here, I have all day to clean my house and watch this shit.

Jesus Christ can you OOTfags please fuck off and die already? It's ridiculous that OOT gets 2 hours but they can't be bothered to have any Super Mario 64 or SOTN runs.

Yeah, who knows.

What happened to that Dax person he retweeted? It looks like he pre-registered and ordered a shirt during the process, but there's no record of the registration despite the shirt order being ready for him at the venue. Did they really just randomly lose registration information?

Take a 5 hour nap, problem solved

Didn't humans originally only sleep for five hours?

He was the best part of NASA tbh. He was on the couch for ape escape just now as well.
I think he's gotten banned too.

Pleb!

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I blame Mark for everything.
Gas the namefags, user chat now.

NOT MY PRESIDENT

Cyberdemon?

They can't allow any fun games; it must be a safe run that caters to Jewyama or whoever's tastes, progressive shit, or the lowest common denominator.

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He still bought the hat and we can't have that. :^)

got a link to this? I didn't watch NASA whenever the fuck that happened.

twitter.com/BroBuzz1/status/818158994565066753
This is the guy who brought the MAGA and siren hat though. It seems like ADGQ staff just have a vendetta for PvtCb.

Just look up cyberdemon nasa doom runs, he shits on FUCKING EVERYONE. Its amazing.

Banned for thoughtcrime

Point taken, I worded my argument poorly. I consider OoT: Any% too short a category to be interesting. Some games - usually older ones that are short as it is - can pull off a short run and be interesting, but OoT isn't one of them.

I could be mistaken. I know someone was caught using a hover cheat to fake getting a frame perfect skip in that game and the WR holder called bullshit on it because the way he did it would've been impossible without cheats. I'm fairly sure it was him, but I could be wrong.

Make speedrunning great again.

but OOt is about a blue eyed blonde haired kid defeating a kike and saving his waifu

Bonesaw and the nigger getting banned pissed off a lot of people in the community. I think quite a few would jump at the opportunity.

He also pretends? to be trans, I can't tell if he's pretending to be mentally retarded or not.

Oy vey

Are you guys ready for Miles?

No, you're right, it's Chibi.
Faglord deleted his Twitch and Twitter soon after, it was hilarious.

archive.is/M55Ck

Well, livestreamer is not working for me and I ain't going to install flash for gnoo/linoux. Not like I'm loosing much.

did you use the required auth token for twitch

okay.
don't forget to post that on your twatter and tumblr

What are the good games in the schedule anyway? Fuck trudging through trash this year.

You'd think they'd treat him like a leper after pulling that shit.

If you're that unable to figure stuff out, I think twitch has html5 support now, you should be able to watch regardless.

Maybe they are too afraid of being labeled as meanie-heads for kicking out an autist.

8 years ago were people being forced to take off their "HOPE" hats and t-shirts?

That or he's in bed with the fags in charge.

This might get interesting, better get that popcorn poppin'.

No? There's this now? I never used it before, so I have to make an account on twitch?

And archives
archive.is/usFdt
archive.is/Hhkp9
archive.is/Kpjse

Well, he is shameless enough to take tranny dick for attention. Atleast he brought condoms.

Got mine ready.

This was the first fucking run, this event is going to get bombed.

I'd like to think that it's not on the list solely because of its initials.

psychonauts, quake, MGS2, hitman BM, Tetris, Ninja Gaiden, littlebigplanet 3, katamari damacy, dark messiah of might and magic, fallout NV, system shock 2, daikatana, half-life BS, nudoom, mario anything. You can figure it out from there, you lazy bum

yeah then you need to take the url auth and punch it in livestreamer or the config because who has the fucking time to do that every time you want to watch a strm

Lame Games Done Politicaly Correct {CURRENT YEAR}

Why are they running so many meme games this year? Sega Bass Fishing, Mario Paint, Cheetahmen, Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Sonic R, and fucking Daikatana.

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so le randumb xDDDD

I think you're forgetting one friend, and it's not unreal tournament

"we don't have to collect cuckos"

everything about this should be archived for future reference

I hope AGDQ keeps up like this.

Because all the good games already have runners one random schmo couldn't atch in skill. So they opt to run a game with literally no competition to be labeled a "speedrunner with WR in a game" Even if WR is in a game no sane person would play more than once.

*match

I forgot to mention Donkey Kong 5 because apparently they run Chinese bootleg games now.

archive.is/myzZU
archive.is/ykAbT
archive.is/XXUBf

Daikatana is actually a fun run

How come people don't shoot up these events. Think how much real cancer you could purge.

maybe this year is the year

Maybe this year the fire alarm won't be false.

Can't say anything about Daikatana run, but who would Speedrun Rocky and Bulwinkle on NES unironically? Don't answer

Autists.

That's completely unfeasible, the most important people to remove would either be out of the hall fucking each other in the ass in a broom closet or in the middle of it and there'd be at least five layers of fat chicks to shoot through.

It's useless, since mostly are white males there the media wouldn't give a shit about it and no one would know.

I wonder if Chibi is going to be on the couch for TTYD run

It's that time of the year again?

You could just go around poisoning peoples drinks, it isn't hard at all now a days.

Is it really bingo when all the spaces are free spaces?

I've been looking now for like 10 minutes and all I see on jewtube is nuDoom shit and some really bad tranny vlogging.

i'm pretty sure you can check the "HYYPE" panel, because i heard someone say that at the end of AE2

MUTED

Thanks, tryhard.

smh tbh

DS Dad made an appearance, he was the announcer for the first run

My friend said someone got banned for saying "nigger" is this true?

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I've seen 90% of these squares on a similar bingo that a "friend" showed me that they got from reddit.

>somebody having that much balls in AGDQ

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DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT HEARTS GENDER?????

ASSUMING GENDER
BANNED

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BANNED FOR ASSUMING GENDER

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I think they were being ironic.

I think these anons are too.

thank god

Its impossible to tell at this point.

Isn't this the first day?

twitter salt already

No shit, but I'm laughing at how he's probably gonna get banned for that joke

It's still going to trigger the snowflakes.

It has begun.

First two runs have been pretty based, wonder if these guys are going to receive a warning next.

I can't wait for him to be actually banned for mocking stupid gender shit

That's quite ironic.

I'm going to LOVE this week.

I think it's current year +2 and they're going to get culturally enriched off camera for it

salt continues

He says the shirt order was linked to his registration. If he can prove it is there anything he can do about them losing his information?

love it when the permanently offended barge into others' strongholds and then tell them to fuck off. happens here a lot too.

Oh him and the whole couch is banned after this. 100% guaranteed.

IT BEGINS

I SHOULD BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FUCK

where the fuck do these people come from

tumblr

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I don't care, anyone who even thinks about going to this event needs to be gassed. Here for laughs.

a delicious salty nugget

tumblr, reddit, twitch, all the usual cancer breeding grounds.

Get Anita on the phone.

DELETE THIS

Anyone got a clip of that gender joke? I missed it on stream

I guess this year the runners are going to be semi-based with MAGA hats and gender jokes, and they're all going to get banned from GDQ, so that then by next year GDQ will be a dead event and something else can rise up to take its place.

But they might have put themselves in legal trouble in this situation. Surely that appeals to you.

expect an official apology soon

Apparently typing ``Cosmo`` on the Twitch chat gets you insta banned

Who is this semen demon?

GDQ has been running a bot with a ton of filtered words like this for years.

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I would try it myself but I'm already banned :^)

Hell

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These people lead such mundane lives that this is the only thing they have. Is to get upset over MUH GENDER

Among banned words also being TRIGGERED and Cringe. Any wonder they can't handle truth about this event?

triggeredbabbies getting triggered
wow. how shocking

How can I possibly donate now that I've been insulted

Every single time these faggots get pandered to, this happens.

Can't wait for NASA/ESA. AGDQ was good the first few times, everything else has been taken the piss out of.

Reminder that Bonesaw was banned because he made fun of Twitch's "Social Eating" garbage

Some of the pre-NASA runs were great. The F-Zero, Crash, and a couple of the other runs were better than anything GDQ could do.

Bonesaw was banned for having fun, no fun allowed is the number one rule at GDQ.

GDQ is a safe space, user. Fun and enjoyment might trigger people.

Damn it I need to be quicker on this

How much is usually donated?

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what's nasa?

Thanks for reminding me about that I missed most of the pre-NASA runs.

North American Speedrunners Assembly, a speedrunning event for those who are sick of GDQ's shit.

North American Speedrunners Assciation. Believe some of the previously banned GDQ people formed it. No idea if it's any decent.

Did Pre-NASA even make enough to host NASA this year?

So, all of GDQ's future runners?

NASA had the best races

I'd like to lie to myself and say that people like this don't exist irl and that these are just internet AIs designed to make you lose faith in humanity.

Since this is all manufactured donations, the First Day Has the most Money, and the Last Day will have the most money, By day 5, they will have half a million, and then in the space of two days they will suddenly have a million. Its all fake.

Also, for those who don't know; the charity they are sponsoring is the Cancer PREVENTION. Not curing it; by preventing it by happening by advertising it on posters and just that. So enjoy donations where people genuinely think they are doing anything to end cancer.

The sad thing is that's basically what they are. Autonomous opinionators.

It wasn't people who were banned, just people fed up with how corporate and politically correct GDQ was becoming. The guys behind it are runners named Naegleria, Lurkchan, and Darkfox mostly. It doesn't aim to make zillions for a charity and it doesn't aim to make speedrunning more popular. It's just a marathon where runners can come, be themselves, and have fun for an audience.

Did they get kicked out mid-stream or something?

This is correct, note all the several hundred dollar donations from "anonymous". "Anonymous" is when they can't think of a good name but they want to make it look like they're getting donations and are a legitimate charity (instead of being the corrupt fucks they are and pocketing most of what they get).

Prevention can also be curing.

For example, curing AIDS by killing all faggots.

I'm really fine with that, honestly. Is it a donation drive?

But AIDS came from Bestiality, user

In this case user, the only way you can "prevent" cancer is to inform people of the symptoms. The way this company does it is just with posters. Specifically of how to check your gay boyfriends balls.

i think theyd just like for the donations to make back the costs of the event

pre-NASA had a donation thing but it was towards making people pay less to attend.

Nah, it was as soon as the run was over. They got pulled to the side, everyone got a hole punched in their badges which I assume means you're on a watchlist, and PvtCb got banned from being on camera for wearing a MAGA hat when he didn't wear one.

They just need to kill this event for good already.

Is that real? It's like that shit with live audiences with APPLAUSE screen.

that image
I actually frowned in disgust. I've been on image boards for a long time and this is the first time it happened to an image posted on one.

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Were refugees invited?

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Fucking hell, why would you need to have some sort of signal to tell people when to applaud? That's dumb as fuck.

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is there anywhere to chat with people on Holla Forums about this without fucking furries and pokefags?

This thread

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Nice try

uh, here?
are you like dumb or something?

Does anyone have a webm of the gender joke that's causing everyone to lose their shit?
I missed it, and I want to hear how innocuous it was

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Oh Christ it's so obvious.

Well when you run a corporate no fun allowed event you have to notify the attendees where the fun would normally be. It's like a museum, preserving the long dead fun for future generations so they can see what fun may have been like in yesteryear.

Did he just assume that dragon's gender?

Is the infinity.moe stream working? The stream just appears blank for me.

the designated safe space is linked to in the last post of a gdq thread on this very board, good luck finding it

I don't have a webm but:

that's it

it has vagia in the name, clearly its a she dragon

That was it.

Check your cookie settings, did the trick for me.

Holy shit that runner is fucking up a lot.

I half expect the organizers to call the police on him to try to stop him until the event is over or until they can plant drugs in his room.

Would you fuck a shota Link?

:^)

Is this for autists or something?

I wish the easily offended would just kill themselves

Honestly I was astonished when I saw the image myself, this event needs to die tbh, it's completely lost touch with what GDQ used to be.
Hopefully NASA becomes popular enough that people don't run at GDQ and it dies of its own accord.

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choking like a hooker in downtown la

So, how long until they ban people from talking or even being on camera?

In a few years it will just be silent speedruns with donations being read (which will need to be approved and signed beforehand by at least 3 and up to 5 staff members with diverse genders, sexualities and ethinicities).

Someone help this man

Guys, this is getting too gay even for me, and i'm gay. Dial back the faggotry before we cant go back.

Boypussy is nothing special. It's not going to be the highlight of your life, if that's what you want.

It's better than vagina, though. Women are fucking disgusting.

You're also not going to kill yourself at 30. You just made up that fake death date as screw up insurance. Fuck something up? Doesn't matter, I'll be dead at 30 anyway! You don't have the courage to kill yourself. Get over it.

nyes

These numbers require tribute.

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You can't make something like that and not hot glue on it,that's just wrong

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someone got dumped and fell for the faggot meme

Do a flip, faggot.

vaginas are actually gross, though.

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at this point, I'm more apt to believe life is a curse rather than a miracle

I think it's just a 3D model. If someone made a physical version then it better get drenched from head to toe.

Why do you guys always choose 30 as the jump off point? Everyone I talk to who wants to anhero always chooses 30.

they don't shove shit and refuse through them

except mare vaginas, which are amazing

I like everything about this post EXCEPT
You've never been with a real woman, don't kid yourself. You aren't good enough for a good faithful woman, because they're already taken. Loyal, beautiful women are a rarity at this day and age, but you say all of them are gross to make yourself feel better due to never falling in love with one and having one love you back.

Get over yourself.

Agreed,i will be first in line to volunteer as said sperm donater if it does.

I feel like if there were a way to filter out the announcer and just have the games and the runner commentary I would enjoy this shit a lot more. I'm finding myself paying more attention when I have this shit muted.

This is hiting new levels
inb4 3d printed model appears and gets hot glued

For a moment i forgot this was about AGDQ, due the amount of faggots talking about traps

it's the tipping point where if you don't have your life together by then, you can no longer blame it on late adolescence or being a young guy in your 20s. Once you're 30 you are an old man and if you don't already have your shit sorted it's over for you anyway.

I didn't say I hated vagina. They just look gross. Which is true. Whether you're straight or not, you know it's true.

Without it, you'd be dead.

I have. It was no different than being with a real man. You're the one that's never been with a real woman if you honestly believe this retarded meme about being loyal, beautiful, etc. You have to settle for some good qualities and some bad. Stop acting like sitting on your ass thinking there are still good women out there is somehow superior to finding out yourself.

Is this post completely ironic?

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I'M FUCKING DYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I just want an actual entertaining couch and a decent run instead of fucking borderlands and zelda.

Is your post an argument? No, of course not.
You don't have a proper rebuttal.

you compared them to man ass and said it was better
nothing you type has any value whatsoever

Inb4 banned for patriotism.

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That guy is so fucking cool

buttholes on pure visual aesthetics alone look better than vaginas. this is fact.

Don't worry user, the warp overtaking you is a good pain.

are you aware of ass hair, friend?

I'd pay for one that had an onahole put in it.

Doesn't apply in this situation, it doesn't matter if you were the OP or not, you still didn't give a valid response.

It's GDQ, im honestly surprised there is even a thread at this point.

It's mostly just peeps shitposting because they can.

you probably think buttholes taste better than vaginas too, faggit

are you aware of vaginal hair, buddy?

Ass hair that can be easily cleaned and hardly ever grows back if you shave once and a while? That's like saying that vaginas are gross because they can have vaginal smegma. Yeah, they can. But they don't if you clean them.

does it grow around the vulva and sometimes inside?

Who watching the Россия stream in this bitch?

Captain titus would not approve of this
then again he wouldn't approve of anything because he didn't get a sequel lol

We've gone too far. Were hitting fall of rome levels of degeneracy.

Even if you got your shit at 29, are you still going to spend the rest of your life based on what others think of it? Life also says you need to marry a woman and be great by you're 40. Probably divorced by 45. Just do you and see what happens.

Dont forget queefing and vagina cheese. Which they try and claim is "cum"

ass hair does not grow inside the asshole

True

As a matter of fact yes. There won't be hair growing on the inner walls but if a woman lets it grow it'll be poking insidea nd even on the labia

poop does tho

Who tries to claim that? Do you get sex-ed from porn movies?

There's literally nothing wrong with queefing

it can

I'm still staring at this, why is this so fucking funny.

That's with waxing, if you have low test, then it won't grow, not all asses will be completely smooth after a few days shaving. Same with pussies, some are just more naturally hygienic, I do get where you come from though.

Holy shit, this thread is killing me.

did you just say poop grows inside a butthole, are you retarded?

If there was a cum ending of that,with the dog twitching with cum,i would love that person.

wannabe trannies, won't be able to look like pretty girlie if they're 30

Depends how far they're willing to take it, surgery, botox and hormones will still do wonders.
Naturally? lolno

Ask a woman about it sometime. See what they say.

It's disgusting.

Cause you know that switch can twerk it and its so fucked up you have to laugh.

Even women dont look like pretty girlies by 30. Unless you mean they want to look like a young teenage girl forever.

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buttholes are perfection. a vagina will never look this good.

Theres only one place i'll accept air coming out of a womans body and it aint her mouth or her pussy.

It's not like you guys ever even fished before. I bet you can even hear the ocean if you put your ear to the vagina, can you hear it from the butthole? I think not.

These audio levels are fucking horrid, what the heck.
Then again this thread has long been derailed.

you wont accept air coming out of her mouth? how is she to breathe then user?

How sad.

She doesn't need to. She's a woman.

Does she not have a nose?

Not like a woman has every had anything important to say.

You sicken me.

I love you forever for posting these,keep going

For the woman thing or the butthole thing?

That's how I learn what it truly was (since porn had my young self believing it had something to do with their orgasms). More than one told me it was a natural thing that happen through out their menstrual cycle (the whole cycle and not just the "blood days"), sometimes the juices are also "thicker"

IT'S AIR COMING OF A VAGINA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
IT'S NOT DISGUSTING, IT'S JUST THAT YOU LIKE COCKS

Strong independent womyn have valuable information that could be shared no matter the hole it exits. Stop oppressing them.

angry vagina-haver detected

i wish

Apparently some guy from the chat is streaming shitty movies.

Yeah i doubt there's any of that around here.

You're really upset that you have inferior taste.

I want to lovingly hug switch-dog.

are you that fart fetishist

I think he likes necrophilia fart porn

tfw you realize the runs are so shit that the thread degenerates to queef and switchdog porn discussion

can we bring it back to horse pussy porn

Would you rather have it any other way?

I wonder if he jerks off to Gyo

Yeah, the actual chat switched from furry and trap porn to a different really bad nigger movie being streamed.

It's good discussion

This is just the natural state of Holla Forums

That's the best possible outcome, honestly.

The sad thing is that I prefer it to the gayposters.

what about humanized horses?

Yes.

I'm not even watching the stream or even bothered to open the links. I'm just here for the webms and screencaps.

It'll get better eventually.

People can talk about the show and the fanbase being fucktards all they want,i've gotten some good fap mileage out of the material.

The only thing the show is good for is the humanized horse porn. That's it.

because we were clearly within british broadcasting network standards of wholesome quality before.

Nah, it's Protowario.

It really stopped being fun after the first 6 months of constant traps before I realized that faggots seriously thought this shit wasn't gay. I can only hope this is all a big conspiracy to degrade post quality and not actually how annoying and hard headed the faggots who post here have gotten.

I find traps hot,and if that makes me bi,ok lol.

The ones i've met claimed cum.

IT IS DISGUSTING. How is a combination of air and fucking cheesepussy flecks coming out of one orifice not gross!?

I already know where the kitchen is located fam.

N-no.

On that note,i wonder if there's any visual novels where you get to date a trap.

STOP

shiggy

you disgust me

S-sorry. I'll go play vidya now. The run was getting boring anyway.

I'm not sure what this guy is wearing, but it looks like he's about to get a haircut.

don't do me like this

I know right!? Why not love both!? Liberate yourself!!!
Pic related, little Japanese penises.

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But user, video game players are oppressive and literal Nazis! Kotaku told me so! You don't want to be a Nazi do you?

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He's desperate for attention. As I said earlier, this turbo autist brought a large format camera to a place you really don't bring something like that.
He even has a digital camera, which is far better suited to the environment. He showed his expensive L lenses to the camera.

What the fuck is that underwear. Doesn't even cover half of his ass, whats the point of even wearing it.

Sexyness

To be fair though, i only posted the Chibi nudes for BULLY reasons, not my fault the faggots found him attractive.

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Only the first gif is the good one, the rest are autist tumblr halfchan tier.

It's a terrible state of affairs. As long as proper hygiene is practiced, there shouldn't be a problem.

I like cute little penises.

Transfags must hang.

a.k.a. having no practical purpose

I must admit that gave me a good chuckle

you must think you're really clever

Me too, they're adorable.

It covers the balls.

I agree

The thought of someone jerking off to all of this, at THIS very moment, turns me on so much.

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Let me guess, you want to be the bottom.

I must be lucky

I enjoy how traps and switchdog porn is much more interesting than AGDQ

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Wooly with a wig

You mean post the migration? No shit. Doesn't make it any less annoying when faggots post gay shit constantly. Amazing when you have to say you're preaching to the choir when you say you're tired of seeing traps all over the fucking place.

Holy shit i'm crying

Well they removed every possible form of fun from the event, so we have to make do.

Or batshit delusional

the fact that you even know they're furry means they're degenerates
you didn't know that your father jerked it to Prince album covers, did you? if you know anything about someone's sexual preferences and you aren't about as close as two people can get, they're utter faggots

Kill Casshern?

I mean as long as they only show me the normal stuff they draw and not their ocs shitting in diapers i'm perfectly okay

This thread is like the good old days on imageboards, people going on autistic conversations about autistic shit a 14 year old came up with. If mark wasn't a rulecuck it would get 30x better by having the guys posting faggotshit have it unspoilered to shoo off the more thin skinned poofters

This shit is so gay. Someone post vaginas.

this pleases the dong

Can someone post a list of everyone who gotten banned from *GDQ and a list of reason why?

fucking chink

:) thanks

I'm pretty close friends with them i'd say,on a side not,furry artists are mentally fucked in the head,they hate themselves every other day.

Porn of this bitch, thread is already shit.

You've forced my hand

wew lad.

Why not make them cum with nothing more than the force you put on their prostate?

i can guarentee you every reason is - "having fun"

No fun allowed user, now get in the position.

Is a horse clopping in the background or something,that's a very odd noise.

I wanna know what a loving headpat feels like.

Not true! There's at least one confirmed case of "being too close to someone who was having fun"

Too late, I already did it.

you manage to beat the agdq in autism

That would be like asking you to stop acting like a faggot.

So would you be friends with Patrick Bateman?

The good ol' days of 2007

Cool guys and some fags
Not having enough tism'

You da man

>PvtCinnamonbun: Banned for wearing a Trump hat despite not even wearing it, then unbanned and banned again, this time for either unplugging one of the many cords in that clusterfuck of a safety hazard or for being mean to the poor, 'innocent' staff members
That's just from today. Dunno if there were any others, they might have slipped past me.
Now post porn of that bitch.

Considering i'm no stranger to mental despair and as long as he kept the killing quiet yeah sure.

Why not both?

I try.

I have an unorganized mess in my folders.

When the kikes are gassed, the boards will finally improve.

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anyone here not gay but furiously unspoilering the faggot shit in the hopes of finding a vagina in one of the images

Why not deny them an orgasm just to mess with them?

Holy shit, do you have a volafile or mega!? I'm dyiiiiiiing. Jesus christ, this is hot.

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yes

It's best to stick to 2D for many reasons.

I was.

But fuck that. Ban the gays ALREADY.

I hope you goys are ready for another incredibly boring let's play

i was, but i have given up

Uhuh
I'm also jacking off while doing that so that I can start right away when a vagina does appear.

What happened to the good porn?
I don't want traps or men thanks. I'll take the humanized ponies thanks

what are you gay?

every time

S'good

I meant more like a Master list of everyone ever banned, like Chibi and Caveman(I think he was banned anyway).

Feels like there should be one.

cyber-DEMON is a white supremicist so I'm glad that he's banned. we don't need an atmosphere of hate in the speedrunning community

2D only, user. It's the best way to go.

Stop jerking off to traps in general.

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heres a vagina for you

I got that one

He has as fucking written list of what to say, this is a bad idea.

It's a sign of quality.

Even the mods know that porn dumping is better than agdq

Because this thread is hell
HELL

you mean if they were no fun aloud

That's why you mute it.

here you go fam. A girl just for you.

King vipers have ice venom no thank you

Give name of eroge now please

gj guys

what's the point lol

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DO IT
Are you a pussy ? Pull the trigger.

Now all it takes for Holla Forums to enter and make it good again, is to gitt gud :^)

That is an understanding

Sometimes, no one does

Fuck opening stupid quantities of spoilers. I wouldn't do it even if it was the greatest hentai in story of humanity

Yer a funny guy user

You didn't fast enough

i'll go and start up a vola then, rather than upload it all to here

at least we have a coolkid quake run next, then MGS2

Sometimes it's better if nobody does.

But it's speedrunning!

That's because the entire event is shit. It's a bunch of liberals and turbo fags jacking each other off. They need to be shot and hanged immediately.

And dropped. Why does it always go to this with nip hentai.

I will look for that right now,thank you
right now i'm only finding a doujin set though

Nips actually hate niggers.

All fun is banned user, they are going to remove him mid stream.

Thank you so much!!

Here you faggot. The reason I have these saved in my hard drive is purely coincidental

Why dont you fags just report the porn dumping, lol

YES
YEEEEES

No it isn't dipshit.

what a fun let's play this is

It's not as bad as the gays in the thread.

one more drawing for you nignogs

I'll make more if I think of something funny or whatever

Uh oh! Someone forgot to spoiler!!!

Nemunemu? please do enlighten me

th-thanks

It's not like it matters.

And yet so very often so many hentai love to add in blacks. I can understand the more tan nips but sometimes its just straight up black skin.
I'm still dubious. As theyre both in the shade.

Wait you were making these?

Here more faggotry.

You'll make me cum faster

Fucking japs don't know when they name something part 1 we expect a damn part 2

killed my erection

The infinity.moe chat won't load for me, does it conflict with uMatrix and uBlock?

I made them a while ago but I made that one just now

Consider yourself saved from faggotry.

volafile.io/r/9k5p2aww
Here it is, still in the process of uploading shit. feel free to add to it

You say that but this entire thread is filled with loads of dicks

I want a cute chubby girl to dominate me

I'll see what I can add!

It's an animate that got released December ３１st. As far as I know, it's not uploaded online yet.

toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/45/28/040030452807.html

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I know Werster was talking about the time he got banned on his twitter recently. It was for exploring the hotel the event was held at.

so how are the speedruns going?

Too many gay people

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How do you think?

Okay, enjoy your ban, tumblrfag

Put your dick away RIGHT NOW! Fapping while posting is incredibly degenerate! You realize hundreds of anons can eventually read about you fapping here and posting.

You're a good drawer user, im impressed!

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What are you a shooby?

Dicks are totally homo.

You can actually kill yourself.

Semen actually burns down into estrogen in the body.

Except that's not even shortstacked, you dumb fucking bitch. Kill yourself for getting terms wrong.

Fuck! I've been EATING my cum!

Look at the ass again and say that you stupid diarrhea slurping cum bubble nigger loving assfucker.

ty

I've been EATING my cum for the last 4 years after fapping.

Do you enjoy it?

how does it taste after eating pizza?

Well stop because while cum has protein in it, it also burns into estrogen in the body.

So have plenty of people here. Stop acting like it's something new and interesting. You're not on Facebook.

This faggot is going fuck Allison Rape.
God damn.

Thats kinda hot.

Also to whichever user cheered me up on my small dick and phimosis i'm stretching the phimosis right now.
I'll fucking do it bro.

*to be fucked by

How much he pay?

Now this is nice.

All of his dignity

Allow me to participate too.

please delete this thread

You fool, enjoy your mantits

Goodluck you unhygienic bastard.

Do you not understand what the "stack" part of shortstack means?

post the arrow one

So's yours actually.

Doubt there was much left to begin with.

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I don;t have it, I'll just make it, give me a minute.

Gameboy dad is back

one day Holla Forums will be incredibly famous and people hundreds of years in future will look back on our posts and read them for laughs. they will look back on our posts historically and stuff to see what we were thinking to see how people reacted to certain events and stuff.

in a thousand years, imagine being able to just go back to some old web pages and looking what the people of that time genuinely had to say about things. Like imagine if we could go back in time and hear what the Vikings had to say, like if they all kept their own web pages and stuff and we could just look what they said? that's what the future will look back on us like. I'd also imagine people will eventually analyse how people reacted to these events in school and uni and stuff.

there's also that MAGA hat banning thing and just updating on that there's already a GDQ Internet Defense Squad going around on all the media sites that have posts on this, so far it's mostly "I believe the event organizer over you and that 'I can remove you at any time for any reason' rule that's said almost as much as 'diplomatic immunity.'" The one piece of solid evidence is them using the twitch recording at a timestamp 45:00 when the first person puts the MAGA hat on and saying this person is the banned runner. In the evidence document that the banned runner produced, pastebin.com/9fSeDsXu, he says from 45:04 to when the hats were put away he did not have the MAGA hat on for a single second, but he did have the ape escape one. This is corroborated by tweets saying he double checked the recording looking to make sure he wasn't sticking his foot in his mouth on these statements, paraphrasing here. I have not watched the entirety of the MAGA hat's time on stage, but there should be at least one member on the couch, possibly more, that never had the MAGA hat on their head during that time. Without photo evidence of both the person accused and them wearing the MAGA hat that is clearly from that recording the banned runner has a solid case for a suit against the GDQ organization. That is all for the moment.

The character looks cute in the drawings because her head is almost as big as her whole body, her eyes are large enough for the asymmetry to not be prominent, her face and mouth have large and expressive features, and she notably lacks the huge, disgusting fat deposits in her legs.

Why am I arguing about the design of a furry porn version of a video game console in a thread about AGDQ?

FINALLY A PURGE

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who is this man?

also how is 4chan Holla Forums reddit not public?

Much better than muslim dude or the chick.

Thats if the internet survives the great meme war that will eventually claim many of us. Maybe some pieces will remain, and they'll learn a gayboy who liked to dress up in skirts from the clan of Holla Forums like to eat his own cum, masturbate to naked boys getting fucked, and wanted russians with big dicks to fuck him. I wonder what theyd think of us a couple centuries from now, i wonder how theyd judge us all or praise us?

OVEN

There you go fam

Enjoy your ban fam

By "not public", think "not mainstream" or "not filled with normalfags". Holla Forums, 4chan, and reddit can all be categorized separately from, say, twitter or facebook.