BE CHRIS-CHAN ABOUT A SERIES OF YOUR CHOOSING

Tenchu. I love that shit more than anything.
fuck modern gaming

Shinobido is better.

Pokemon and Sonic

I count that as Tenchu: not exactly tenchu but tenchu enough. A non cannon sequel to Wrath of Heaven.

Dance Dance Revolution.

I am now /fit/.

Best way to get fit
somebody post that guy on
youtube who autism dances to music

PC versions of those games existed, and I don't know, why didn't that bold fuck just reverse-engineer the PC versions instead of continuing that trainwreck comic sans pile of shit.

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Sonic and Duke Nukem

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meant to post this

Fallout (excluding 3/4)

He wanted to make some huge script changes too, he said textures were repeated and recycled, etc. I am pretty sure they are his fault in a lot of ways.

Hm… don't know, I'm kinda autist about so many series even if I don't really care about them.

How games do a franchise need to be called a series? Maybe Resident Evil Pre 4? I was all autistic about Spencer and the T Virus and other variants.

Xeno-series, Chrono Series
oh wait thats only one series. Costanza.webm

Rance, Its already porn
Dwarf fortress

Also I was autistic about Warcraft pre-Wrath of the Lich King, and only because I roleplayed.

I just wish Dragon's Dogma was a series to be autistic about it.

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Phantasy Star and Touhou

I choose The Elder Scrolls.

I'm now Michael Kirkbride.

Sonic classic

Phantasy Star Online TBH

Why is that maid always barefoot on most pictures?

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Lunar and Growlanser.

I recognize this artist. it makes me aroused.

Take a Stand With Me!!! Not Only Boycott DmC, but Also, Discourage EVERYONE from Buying the Game until Capcom Recalls EVERYTHING DmC, and Changes Dante's Hair Color BACK to its Original Color!!!

RIOT THE STREETS UNTIL THEY FIX THE MONSTROSITY!!!

Urushihara Satoshi

Spyro the Dragon and Destroy All Humans

My nigga.

Ace Combat.
PIXYS F15-C HAS A RED ARM, NOT BOTH GREY!!!

I think you've successfully become autistic but not in a good way.

The art for Growlanser, Langrisser, Lunar, Grandia I and II, and Wind of The Legend Xanadu is such timeless awesome looking stuff. Too bad no one does it like that anymore. The new Growlanser on the 3DS was an abomination.

Truth be told those games ran on those 3 artists direction because if you place nothing or final fantasy belts and leather jacket crap in any they would be boring dreck.

Or they could have gotten some talented people on board to do professionally what hobbyists do in their spare time with games like X-COM. But this is Konami, I suppose.

WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE THIEF SERIES IS THAT GARRET ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS! HE JUST WANTS TO PAY HIS RENT, NOT BE A 2EDGY4U TRYHARD THAT JUST WANTS TO STEAL THINGS LIKE A NIGGER!

Armored Core

th-the former is a lot more serious than the latter there

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there's a thi4f? and a thi3f?

Thi4f with clips from 1 and/or 2.

On the one hand, I want to say "Maybe his character developed! Maybe he changed!"

The longer it goes on the more I feel like the writers were hacks who had no idea how to actually write him and instead wrote a hodgepodge of shit and hoped no one would notice.

Well, yeah, this is the modern industry we're talking about.

Misread your post. Yes there is a thi4f, it's terrible, and a thi3f, which is ok but the levels are kneecapped by console limits. There's a mod called Thief 3 Gold that removes the mid-level loading, but there's still missing planned features like NPCs seeing your shadows.
ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143659

Half Life and The Settlers

Kirby and Kirby

I'm already autistic for Sonic and Pokemon, but not so autistic that I've bought a 3DS and actually played the last few Pokemon games, so idk if that counts. I think I match, if not surpass, Chris Chan in the Sonic autism though. Or at least the amount of knowledge I have of it. I'm too lazy to apply it to brilliant examples of outsider art like our modern day Henry Darger does.

Crash Bandicoot will forever be my autism though. But CRASH'S ARMS ARE NOT TATTOOED. FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY ACTIVISION.

I will buy the remasters just for the slim hope that the series could become good again, even though I don't even like the Crash games that Vicarious Visions already made, and I've finally learned to give up on Naughty Dog, even though my residual love for Crash made me follow them all the way until the final straw that was The Last of Us. If they had made UnKarted I would have stuck with them much longer, but now the only way I'll ever forgive them is if they make The Fast of Us after this last game that they've announced.

I also bought Sonic Boom not because it's Sonic because in all seriousness, Sonic's arms are not blue. This guy is a blue armed impostor from a different continuity and therefore not actually part of the Sonic series, but because it had guys who made Crash working on it.

Hhhhhhh

Hey guys check out my MG OC Bigger Boss he's the secret fourth clone of Big Boss but also spliced with genes from The Boss making him the best soldier ever who took down the neo-Patriots solo and dated Sunny while also beating Metal Gear Ryan, fuck you Ryan you piece of shit Stacy was my gf as chosen by big jesus also he pilots his own Metal Gear and it's the best Metal Gear and he's also a cyborg ninja like Grey Fox but not gay like Raiden. Also he has psychic powers like psycho Mantis but not gay like the Sorrow. Also he only uses revolvers because revolvers are the best gun ever made after all you only need 12 shots to kill anything that moves.

This is coming off the top someone send help please

You disgust me. You may never see this, but if you do, take a look at this: So, when I was in grade four and five, I helped out this teacher. She was an LST teacher, and she was with this boy named Jack. Jack had autism. He couldn't speak, but he was surprisingly well at expressing how he feels. Like they say, actions and reactions speak a thousand words. He had barely any friends, because they'd always avoid him because of his autism. I would always help him and his LST teacher with anything I could. I would do things for the teacher like set up activities for Jack, refill his water bottle, because the teacher had to watch him, I would read to him, and try and help him in any way I could within the classroom. Despite being unable to speak, he was, like I said, the best at expressing emotions. He was in my class for my two years in grades four and five, so I was able to help as much as I could. He opened up a door I never noticed before: my understanding of other people. I used to be one of the people who avoided him, but when he was in my class, I ended up getting used to him. People picked on me for being friends with an autistic kid, but I didn't care. Jack opened up my understanding of other people and their disorders. Just because people have a certain mental disorder, like autism, ADHD, ODD or ADD, doesn't mean they can't be a good person. I hope the best for Jack, and that he can get through life in a happy, healthy way. We are one in the same. Whether someone's black or white, straight or gay, male or female, disabled or not, we are all human, and we should learn to quit putting people down just because we can. We need to respect people. How would you like it if someone was throwing racist and offensive comments at you? It's rude, right? How do you think they feel when you throw a racist comment back at them? You'll leave them feeling the same way they made you feel. Humans are a rather intelligent species, but they're always at war with each other. Whether it's full-out combat, or a random argument full of offensive comments, you have to think, 'Is this really the right thing to do?' Once you say something, it's not taken back. Same thing goes for the internet. If you type an offensive comment, and later on, delete it, Google still has it saved to their servers. You really have to think if you're doing the right thing by commenting something offensive. Put yourself in your victim's shoes. How would you like to be trampled over like a piece of trash? It doesn't feel good, right? Just to add this in: You're hearing all of this from a 12-year-old girl with ADHD. I believe world peace is possible, if we all just try and notice what we're doing to each other.

Metroid.

TO NINTENDO: RECALL EVERY THING OTHER M AND CHANGE HER PERSONALITY BACK!!!
NOW!!!

Samus practically doesn't even have a personality in the first three games and Prime is shit anyway.

Because Sakuya has sexy as fuck legs.
She has arguably the greatest legs in Touhou according to fandom.

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Why would you spill whipped cream on your hands so carelessly?

Don't blame you.
Sakuya has the greatest legs in Touhou.

But I'm already an autist over the Souls series.

I don't even like Touhou but goddamn.

Hotline Miami and Fallout.

Nice vid.

Because the whipped cream can was so fucked up

Done

Dwarf Fortress. The game is crystallized autism anyways.

I have literal ptsd from that shit.

I noticed on your video of '4000 Degrees Kelvin' you closed comments, adding to the description the following: "Comments disabled because the video attracts extremely autistic people". You disgust me. You may never see this, but if you do, take a look at this: So, when I was in grade four and five, I helped out this teacher. She was an LST teacher, and she was with this boy named Jack. Jack had autism. He couldn't speak, but he was surprisingly well at expressing how he feels. Like they say, actions and reactions speak a thousand words. He had barely any friends, because they'd always avoid him because of his autism. I would always help him and his LST teacher with anything I could. I would do things for the teacher like set up activities for Jack, refill his water bottle, because the teacher had to watch him, I would read to him, and try and help him in any way I could within the classroom. Despite being unable to speak, he was, like I said, the best at expressing emotions. He was in my class for my two years in grades four and five, so I was able to help as much as I could. He opened up a door I never noticed before: my understanding of other people. I used to be one of the people who avoided him, but when he was in my class, I ended up getting used to him. People picked on me for being friends with an autistic kid, but I didn't care. Jack opened up my understanding of other people and their disorders. Just because people have a certain mental disorder, like autism, ADHD, ODD or ADD, doesn't mean they can't be a good person. I hope the best for Jack, and that he can get through life in a happy, healthy way. We are one in the same. Whether someone's black or white, straight or gay, male or female, disabled or not, we are all human, and we should learn to quit putting people down just because we can. We need to respect people. How would you like it if someone was throwing racist and offensive comments at you? It's rude, right? How do you think they feel when you throw a racist comment back at them? You'll leave them feeling the same way they made you feel. Humans are a rather intelligent species, but they're always at war with each other. Whether it's full-out combat, or a random argument full of offensive comments, you have to think, 'Is this really the right thing to do?' Once you say something, it's not taken back. Same thing goes for the internet. If you type an offensive comment, and later on, delete it, Google still has it saved to their servers. You really have to think if you're doing the right thing by commenting something offensive. Put yourself in your victim's shoes. How would you like to be trampled over like a piece of trash? It doesn't feel good, right? Just to add this in: You're hearing all of this from a 12-year-old girl with ADHD. I believe world peace is possible, if we all just try and notice what we're doing to each other.

It was funny to see this. Ever since I heard vid related I've had this idea for a Silent Hill spinoff with Chris-Chan as the lead. It would be about him following a mysterious letter from his internet GF the town of Silent Hill. The GF had never existed, while he fights amalgamations of his worst fears (vidya villains, trolls) that slowly morph to represent his personal flaws (fat obsessive slobbiness, clinginess, arrogance, trannyism) as the game progresses. The good ending has him recognize his own flaws and becoming a functional member of society. Bad ending has him fuse with the town's nightmarescape as a dollmaster, a stationary blob of flesh doomed forever to play with lifeless dolls in a darkness.

Korgoth of Barbaria

He's really nice and even answers to requests

Zelda, Fire Emblem, Metroid… One of them will be rolled out with my trusty d3.

Digimon and Condemned
I'm already sorta there I guess, no OCs though though that can change

I'm sorry, what they did to him wasn't right

I finally have the drive to git gud.

Farmville

Disgaea and Pokeyman.
I'll just be Ullilia part II
Also damage calculating should be funnier than most math.

this, I choose nethack and dorf fortress so that I'll never need to play another game again.

Star Wars games. I could bitch about Star Wars all day. I would pull some serious Sonic-Blue-Arms-Gamestop-Mace-Attack shit against Disney for fucking up Star Wars so badly. Fuck.