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HEY ZACH

What did she mean by this?

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Fake.

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Sure.
Just like in red China where people had a democratic discussion on voluntary cutting their pay for the good of the people.
Democratic discussion meaning that they were notified about what already was ordered. And they had the solemn privilege to carry it out.
The fact that 3/4 said fuck no didn't even matter.

If anything, that's testament to Emma Stone's worth and negotiating ability. Seriously, no director or producer would put up with that kind of thing if they weren't convinced she's critical for the quality of the movie and that she's irreplaceable. Still, that doesn't excuse hanging out with the woman responsible for the existence of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

holy shit, based

Can't stone the Stone

JUST

Meanwhile everyone else involved in production gets paid… ?

Stars always make more because you can't replace them easily

Hilarious.

Underrated post

trashman.exe

So the male co workers are such pushovers that they couldn't get the studio to dish out more cash and they ended up just taking less themselves? I know these guys are loaded but this is just flat out pathetic.

Better?

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Women should be banned from film.

I was trying to figure out if it was bait until I got to that.

It has Hypersphere ffs

It's not fake. Why are all the 4chan mongs here?

Look like /esg/ is here. Stonefags are the most autistic waifufags it's confirmed.

Just got to /esg/ and look at the absolute baby tier autism.

Why is stone so shit bros?

Bc she's never been good

You aren't shitting
boards.4chan.org/hr/thread/3093662 Look at this

Tolkien needs to be moved to either High-tier or God-tier as it anally ravages the left to this very day how it encourages white pride world wide.

Also the bell curve needs to be added around High-tier apart from that, good list.

And here i thought robertsnigger was insane since she's a doily dyke, yet stonefags are more loony. Holla Forums never changes

Is the robertsfag really a confirmed dyke? Doesn't surprise me somehow.
Both are pretty loony but those stonefags have taken the cake it seems.

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It's b8, that's why Tolkien is in shit tier

HEY ZACH
Shameful display of samefagging. I'm glad the stoners made some OC about you.
"No!"
Very shitty of you to slander me as "a dyke" to get dickpics to fap to, you're not going to get them. In fact, there's plans for dykes and other degenerates when we get to power. This time the pink triangle won't be reserved for males.

We know his name now, Zachary Keith Hasbrouck. I don't get why you guys didn't go for the full dox.
See >>>/cow/319092

cutir….. emloo ?

I take the "hey Zach" back from this post, the rest are Zach though.

Women!

Rent fucking free living in your heads faggots

What a complete bitch.

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never liked her tbh

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Oh boy the wall's a-comin'!

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cutir….. emloo !

sums up women rather nicely

that's not how it works sweetie
A movie has a certain amount of resources allocated to it. Emily Jean demanded to be paid as much as her male co-stars and the studio demanded to have her and not another actress, because she was the best for the role. So they lowered her co-stars pay and raised hers. It's not that hard.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

from the article:
Those feminist cucks did it to themself fuckboy.

Because they know that if they don't do it she fucks off and they're left with an angry producer and a misfit actress

Actors and actresses are both easy to replace. There is nothing special about em.

Regular ones yes, not Emily Jean

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There is a line of attention hungry minor female stars just waiting to gobble up new roles. Every single one thinks she is *special* but dissapear from the screen for 1 year and they can barely land new roles.
Every single one. No exceptions.

Is that why she's featured so prominently even in posters for films where she doesn't have a lead role, like Gangster Squad? All the male leads are inside a square and she is on her own, eclipsing even the movie title itself.
They give her this prominence in the promotional material because they know having her makes or breaks how a movie performs.

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I could put a young hooker in there and there wouldn't be much difference.

Kek

Damn. Emily looks PERFECT in that poster.

The classic damsel.

Who the fuck would play female roles?

No she doesn't and that movie was an embarrassment. As was her performance.

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That's because it was feminist garbage. She can't do magic you know?
People are sick of that and not even Emily Jean can convince them to watch it. But make a 40s movie with a random actress in it and most people will skip it because it's likely she'll butcher the role with an anachronistic performance. Emma Stone being in it guarantees that it won't happen.

emeghleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeighhhhh

You just said so much and yet so little. Stone is garbage in everything, stop wasting your breath.

She probably makes a better 40s performance than the average actual actress from that era

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"No!"

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she make look cute and innocent on the outside but she is really a cold blooded serial killer and an absolute MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAHGHKHGKERHKLE1RJE;RJPWE SHE'S A MANIAC!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY HER LOOKS BECAUSE SHE WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND BITE YOUR NOSE CLEAN OFF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN A CANADIAN PUBLIC BUS BECAUSE SHE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE AND SHE'S A MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roberts, Stone, Watson, the reddit cuckchan triple whammy

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cutir…… emloo!

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please spoiler these pictures user, christ

You mean chinadunk?

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Emma is playing an Elf later this year.

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STOP HER SHE'S A MANIAC SHE'S GONNA BLOW UP HALFBLOODPRINCE'S HOUSE

And Cruella De Vil

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnng my heart EXPLODES when i see her cutie cute CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE (so fricken CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE OH MY GOD) cutie face!!!!!!!! i love her so much!!!!!!!!!!!

As if anyone needed more reason to hate this thing

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What is she scheming?

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She's gonna blow up Zachary

uncanny

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Looking like Michael Jackson

you're mistaken Zach

Sweetie, 4chan is /r/movies tier now go back to your reddit general. We know you're here because you are SAD!

Emma Stone is even less fuckable than Maisie Williams what happened?

no wonder you still watch children joints potterpleb

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Goddess genetics right there
how can bongs even compete?

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How many times are you gonna say completely wrong things you nigger? She's busted to shit.

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Thay neck looks very lickable.

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Are you autistic?

Elle Fanning tier honestly

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No, I'm just calling it before the potterpleb does it.

no you're autistic because guess what Stone is even worse

The teflon Stone, the potterpleb keeps throwing shit at her and nothing sticks

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Except nobody cares about this has been kek

Look again.

Sure sweaty

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dat ass

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that 2/10 ass? fucking kys

BTFO

nice trips

Dropped

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Best friends forever!

Kek even with that shitty haircut Watson is 1000 times more pretty than Stone

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emmainawheatfield.jpg

This is a kino.

Emma Stone does charity, what does Watson even do?

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Kek watson has been doing charity since like 2005

Imagine

"No!"

"Yes!"

Emma does volunteer work, here she is at the "Be Amazing" project doing habitat restoration at Shoreline Park

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HUH
It's almost like they didn't think this through.

BRAAAAPT

lol @Zach actively avoiding posting the pics of Watson's "volunteer work" in Africa (it was actually getting blacked and then taking pics with them)

Ever notice that the only racial slur Zachary uses is "nigger"?
When you're a jewish happa your only consolation is "at least I'm not a nigger".

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It's rather ironic that someone who claims "no one cares about this has been" has posted more pics of her than anyone else in this thread.

You had to say that twice, rather ironic?

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I only said "rather ironic" once

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So she went, looked at stuff and took pics? Great

Is Watson too posh to get her hands dirty?

Haha you don't even know, just a bitter roastie. She promoted a company of fair trade stuff. Years and years before the UN.

Oh wow Emma Stone took a picture with a shovel! She also sang I will survive on youtube about TRUMP!

Are stonefags so upset they can't stop crying like bitches?

Emily is sooo strong.

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At least Emily knows how to use a shovel.

Emily Jean Stronk dual-wields tools because using one at once is too easy for her

Watson likes to catch fish with her bare hands

ok, you get a point

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Produced by none other than the Big Harv
Prime example of oscarbait failure too

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You're the one spamming Emma Watson in a thread about Emily Jean Stone. The only relevant Emma Watson pic would be this one.

multiple emmas are usually posted no matter whos thread it is

That's too bad

OH NO NO NO

She looks straight out of Innsmouth with that fish face, stick her in a boxcar out in the desert with those other X-Files hybrids

Is Emily Jean the only natural beauty left in Hollywood?

Why would she be when she looks just as bad as all of them

fake news

found the homo

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It would take a Michelangelo to make a statue that does justice to her so modern sculptors don't bother out of respect

It is immoral to deny the sexuality of soles.

see

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dont sexualize emly
were not allowd to see her nipples

What is wrong with her face?

OH NO NO NO

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average at best

Average would be stones lmao, keep going.

It's no good

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Is there a worse combination?

Oh and footfag, I forgot that

You had it covered with manlet, their height prevents them from appreciating anything that isn't as low as feet.

and (you)

You forgot (you)

🤗

It's pretty damn great to be me honestly. The only way to upgrade would be to be Andrew Garfield

I thought a bit about it and Garfield would be a downgrade, the eternal anglokike

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so you really are just making things up now huh?

Why would you ever like Stone?

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emeghleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeighhhhh

It's a straight male thing, you wouldn't understand

Face alone makes her a 2/10

APOLOGIZE

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Im pretty sure Emily was high on pot when she arroved at this event .

kek

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Emma Stoned :^)

Yep. She's blazed.


lol
😁

Soon

lmao

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Why the fuck do you niggers care about these whores anyway?

she's dumb ugly wtf

off yourself homo

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He could use "at least I'm not a mudslime" too
Not sandnigger because kikes are sandniggers too

what cucks lmao
gosslingtards should hero asap

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THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER ARE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY

I saw few of these..who or what made them and for what purpose? what did he mean by them?

off by 3 ;^)

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lol, so the cunt is happy about this? how long till men have to chop their dicks off so women feel equal? oh wait

Is she wearing a Star Trek uniform?

Yes. But that's not the time for pegging her costars, that comes later.

Why even live?

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Fembots.

cuteboys

T H E C U T E S T
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What do you ask?

Cheese steak and a kiss on the cheek.

LOST

Will you marry me?

cutir… emloo?

I'll have a J&Q 30cm sub with footsweet sauce

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Well, being such a qtpa2t comes at a price

How about Emma getting paid more? Show your bust or do you have a heart of Stone?